Can we all agree?
>Not wanting to fuck Lucio in the ass
He's like 4 feet tall. He was literally born to be fucked.
>>339216207
I'm seeing roughly zero downsides for Mercy players here
>>339216207
>not being a healslut
Tbh id take a tank cock
>>339216207
yes, i only play mercy when wearing a buttplug
>tfw literally met two different players who play mercy and Lucio
>there both girls two
>mercy player had a cute Loli voice
>Lucio player had a more mature womanly voice
>added both of them to friends
>>339216207
>Lucio understands the concept of love.
That got me. I'm ded.
I'd rather be a faggot than a nigger.
>>339216769
hi ded
I like cum, I think everything about it is just really, really okay. It's so amazing. The way it looks, moves... sticks... yes. Even the smell is okay. There's nothing that cannot be fixed with semen. The texture and taste is pretty unique, too. Just a great substance, and it really ties the room together in any interior design element. Goes well with my Mac.
>>339216832
Fuck you and take your dad jokes with you
It's rude to not let your healer peg your tank ass after she heals you.
>not understanding that both champs are useful for certain maps/situations
You can be a healslut no matter what.
>>339216876
I'd love to be fucked, so I'll take you up on that.
>>339216756
>there both girls two
Holy shit, pick up a book some time
Mercy main and maybe biased but if you have a decent team you can just fly between them. Especially fun with pharah's and people in high places.
When I am tracer I will go after healers but mercy usually has a rheinhart near her and will fly away at the sligtest of damage. Lucio can only hit you with his rmb and then run like hell, but never fast enough to escape the rape
AWW YEAH TURN IT UP!
>>339216974
Know eye whil knot
Why is lucio so fast?causes hes a nigger
>>339216995
[vibrating intensifies]
>>339216779
This is the only correct answer
Mercy is fun!
FUN!
>>339217135
Why is his heal a passive?So he can steal your kills
>>339216207
>Heal slut in every sense of the word
Sounds about right.
>Dependent on tank cock and comms
Fat chance. If anything the tank is the one begging me to spray my golden shower all over him and I don't give 2 shits about comm. As long as everyone stays alive I'm happy.
>Suffers from nervous breakdowns when the team isn't winning
If by that you mean cuss out my team for being retarded and overextending then sure, why not.
>Unironically roleplaysI erp all the time on FFXIV and other social char rooms
>Would suck a Reinhardts dick the moment he pulled it out
Yeah, I probably would. The faster he cums the faster he can get back to getting covered in my yellow spray.
>>339216207
Lucio and I will get married and live happily forever after.
Keep your shit tier waifu away from my husbando, faggot.
>>339216207
it'd be nice if you could play a support and actually do damage. It's already hard enough to find a game where people attempt a viable team comp. I dont know why blizz decide to scare people away from being a useful team member by making them all weak as fuck. There's nothing fun about relying on your oft retarded teammates to play the objective while you sit behind them and make them a little less shit. I don't buy an fps to point a staff at someone, just so we don't get steamrolled. It feels more like a job than a role i enjoy to play.
>>339217684
Zenyatta and lucio deal decent damage
>>339217620
Mercy literally had a poster of him in her room
She would slobber all over his cock if given the chance
>>339217684
>It'd be nice if you could play a support and actually do damage.
Ever play Zenyatta?
>>339217684
>zenyatta
>weak
fucking kek'd
Lucio just seems like a better character in general.
His ultimate is god of pushes
Mercy's requires your team to suck.
>>339216207
>being this deluded about a meme hero
>>339217684
>it'd be nice if you could play a support and actually do damage.
zenyatta
That said, he needs some modifications. He dies if somebody sneezes at him, yet both his abilities require him to be in danger to use properly. I say they need to double down on him being an offensive support, drop the shitty heal and give him some sort of crowd control ability.
>>339217795
His ult isn't quite as good as Zenyatta's for pushing, imo
>people still think its either or
you guys are actually dumb as fuck, what a surprise
>>339217838
>being bad at video games
>>339217758
Who wouldn't? Reinhardt is love.
Lucio is cute! CUTE!!
Mercy a shit.and she's boring to play
>>339217838
>I walked backwards in a straight line while the enemy team was looking at me and I died clearly it's because my character was bad
>whatever year this is
>not playing Torbjorn
Even offense
>>339217960
>>339218081
>you're clearly doing it wrong
>>339217762
>>339217764
>>339217860
I'm aware zenyetta exists, he's my most played guy. The problem I'm having is that his heals aren't enough. His damage is good, but it comes at too much of a price. All other healers just do such little damage, it feels pointless to even bother attacking when 9/10 times my enemy can escape and heal or quickly fuck my shit up
>>339217758
What the hell are you talking about?
The one who had a poster of Reinhardt was Pharah.
