Could Donkey Kong defend his entire banana hoard from all the starving people in Africa and Haiti?
[Boring racist joke]
>>339215873
Yes
Yeah
So how many of you beat Tropical Freeze's k-levels?Without using Dixie
Wouldn't his hoard be rotten within a week? What's the fucking point of even hoarding bananas?
>>339216285
They're golden bananas
>>339216285
Niggers never were very good at planning ahead.
>>339216285
>He doesn't have a banana hoard
I guess a hoard-less peasant like you wouldn't understand.
>>339216106
I beat the game on 100%
Not the Hard Mode though, fuck that
>>339216285
Compensation
>>339216396
>>339216372
>>339216579
Your picture reminds me of this
>>339215873
Donkey Kong vowed never to hurt another simian.
>>339216106
Oh please, no sweat.
Real challenge is getting gold medals on them, which doesn't give you a buddy at all five times out of eight.
I couldn't get shiny gold though.
>>339216939
He committed Manky Kong genocide
>>339216008
>>339216060
But it's a lot of people
>>339217120
I thought they were called Skanky Kong?
>>339216285
This is one of those games that never, ever takes itself seriously. Best to just play and not ask any questions.
>>339217274
Nah mate
>>339217303
I'd say it takes itself more seriously than most platformers. At least, it makes an effort to make the level archetypes believable locations.
>>339218305
In DKCR they punch the moon down to Earth. That should have been the apocalypse.
>>339218747
Wayward meteoroid
>>339215873
Couldn't even consistently defend it from incompetent Kremlings, so probably not.
>>339219082
He was taking a nap.
It was all on Diddy.
>>339218945
Now you got me. I didn't think of that.
>>339219253
Every time?
Sounds pretty convenient to me.
>>339216285
>Wouldn't your life end within 90 years? What's the fucking point of even living?
>>339216285
Donkey Kong's bananas have some special powers to them, probably keeps them from ever rotting. Remember that the tikis used them to fuse into this asshole here.
>>339219435
Literally the Majority of Nintendo protagonists are heavy sleepers.
Ness, Kirby, Mario, DK, Link, I think one of the Pokemon Trainers
I think Samus is the only one who hasnt begun a game that had her sleeping.
>>339219435
Are you saying it was an inside job?
>>339219774
There's Prime 3.
>>339219810
>potassium can't melt steel beams
>>339219774
So buy a goddamned alarm system already.
>>339219810
No, I'm saying that DK should stop pointing fingers and start taking responsibility.
>>339219903
....Fuck you
>>339215961
[unsolicited opinions on israel???]
more important
yourself vs a lv 1 skeleton, both armed with a mace
who would win?
alsobe honest
>>339220085
[Advertising for a Sony game]
>>339219935
>The kremlings know, shut it down
>>339215873
Yes
>>339220129
I was going to say that all I needed was a cross, because anything holy kills skeletons. But you said a mace only. Fuck, I guess the skeleton wins.
>>339220319
Nigga, you have the advantage if you're wielding a mace. Skeletal enemies are always weak against blunt weapons and strong against piercing damage, haven't you ever played an RPG before?
>>339219725
Bananas also power up the mystical KONG POW ability the Kong family mastered the use of by the events of Tropical Freeze.
>>339220129
Just knock the bonehead's skull off and take his mace
>>339220430
The only thing I remember being weak against them is fire and holy.
the motherfucker dies when he touches a bird
>>339220608
That motherfucker punches a moon out of orbit
>>339219995
shit that's a thic rabbit
>>339220135
[riposte]
HE
KILLS
BLACKS
>>339221446
Diddy does the same with his head if you beat him with Diddy in multiplayer. It's just an unimpressive moon.
>>339215873
Not all of it.
But if he throws 1 banana to the niggers, while they can't see the rest of his bananas, they'll infight over the 1 banana they CAN see. It doesn't matter if they "know" there's a banana hoard around the corner that they can loot if they avoid chimping out for 5 minutes, a nigger's decision making power stops at the edge of his or her sensory radius.
Get a nigger to pick between 1 banana NOW, that they can see, and 5 bananas in a few minutes, that they can't see, they pick the 1 every time. Same with chimps.
This is in contrast to gorillas, where the high-ranking ones will consistently pick the 5.
So if Donkey Kong tactically deploys bananas to fuel chimpouts, and personally kicks the ass of any hungry negroes that get loose from the infight, he will be able to protect most of his bananas.
>>339224932
Really makes you think huh
>>339225320
Not really. You just need to exploit the enemy's intelligence weaknesses like they were a poorly programmed AI
>>339215873
So basically you are asking could a monkey beat up a bunch of smaller chimpanzees? I think so.
>>339224932
If only Donkey Kong was a stealth game and not a platformer.
