>hey son, here's that game boy you wanted
>>339185758
Thanks dad, it matches my favorite clothing brand.
i dodnt want s game boy i wanted a "fuck boy"
I have that gameboy.
Everyone at school said I just painted it on there.
Dad, I know you work at nintendo, but you don't have to keep bringing me home gameboy colors every single day. I'm happy with you just leaking the Smash roster and those new pokemon designs.
>>339185758
just because you married my mom doesn't mean you're my dad
>>339185758
Dad?Are you alive?!
>>339186151
>not calling you a faggot
you and your classmates are failures
>>339185758
Thanks Dad, I love you.
>>339185758
delete this
>>339185758
>haven't seen dad in 20+ years
>brings this home
Too late to attempt to buy my love, old man.
>>339185904
>>339186943
>>339187125
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>>339187570
you fucking retarded cucks.your mom bought it for you
how hard is that to get? are you people really this whitewashed and oppressed?
>>339187839
>mom using "son" instead of a term of endearment
What was it like being unloved?
>>339185758
thanks dad, i love you. i never meant all those nasty things i said to you.
please dont die and leave me and mom alone
>>339187839
>mom calling it a gameboy
>not a nintendo
>>339187839
>hey son
>calling it a game boy and not a Nintendo
You didn't have a mom, huh?
Can video games ever be /fa/?
I found my moms dildo once
>>339188431
fuck off pedo.
