Point out what's wrong with this character roster.
Reisen will soon be on it featuring a big fat Sony Logo.
>>339179159
It lacks the girls from the first three Touhou fightans
>>339179159
Nue isn't in it for some godawful reason, even though she's practically made for the story of ULiL. Yuugi would also fit in nicely.
>>339179159
>What's wrong with this roster?
Terrible artstyle
All female cast
None of the females are attractive
All of them have the same face
Entire roster is pedobait
>>339179159
Considering the number of slots that they had, it was a really good selection of characters.
HM girls all had to come back, obviously.
Then we get an oldhu rep who hadn't had a chance to shine before now, and a newhu rep for the latest game. Last two slots being a mangahu and a newhu were good choices as well.
My only complaint is that Nitori shouldn't have been in HM to begin with, she could have been cut for Kanako or something.
>>339179587
>Nue isn't in it for some godawful reason, even though she's practically made for the story of ULiL.
Yeah, let's add another UFO rep.
Fuck off Nuefag.
>Yuugi would also fit in nicely.
Would have been nice, but EoSD-PoFV and DDC needed reps more than SA did.
>>339179902
nice b8 m8 r8 it an 8/8.
>>339179159
No reps from SA
>>339180317
?
>>339180317
Then who the hell is Koishi?
>>339180370
>>339180368
Who the hell is Koishi?
>>339179159
theres no suika.
>>339180527
He means Green Flandre.
Anyone up for some Euro ULiL?
>>339179159
>no Shou
>>339180706
Thank god.
>>339180368
I want to look up her dress.
>>339179159
Not enough horned characters.
>>339179159
Pretty much everything except Reimu and Marisa.
Mokou, Byakuren, and Sukuna are the only other characters I can see actually deserving a spot in this shit.
>>339180706
Who cares about that stupid cat?
>>339180796
Christ, I made that image when? Arround DDC?
And it's still arround.
>>339180941
Consider suicide
>>339180658
I'm fromEast Coast Americabut if that's cool I wouldn't mind playing if we can get it to work.
Is there some trick to playing this game online? I tried to play with a friend of mine and all that happened was he would connect, my game would freeze after a bell ringing noise, and his game would close after a few seconds.
>>339180861
>Muh Suicidal Girl
>Muh Youkai SJW
>Muh Japanese Inchling
Nah.
>>339179159
It's fine. People just need to learn to love Reisen already,
>>339181290
>east coast
No thanks.
And you and your friends might have been playing different version or 1.30b which makes games crash that aren't hosted in Japan.
Quality anti-gaijin coding.
>>339181125
No.
>>339181408
I already thought she was cool, but her new gun is just dumb looking.
>>339180941
Everyone loves cats.
>>339181290
I'll play you tomorrow, but I can't today.
>>339181582
Stupid bitch ass rat go and dowse for some relevance for your character.
>>339181639
ZUN doesn't.
>>339181476
Oh, nice, what an amazing patch.
Thanks for the help, we'll try redownloading the game and not running the updater like monkeys and see what happens.
>>339181731
That might be a disaster, I'm probably gonna be gone at around this time tomorrow, but if the time lines up maybe it'll be great.
>>339181874
If he didn't why would he make three?
I miss when Koishi wasn't a memehu.
>>339182118
You mean before her existence?
>>339181972
To taunt the stupid catfags who think they'll ever get a playable cat.
Aya's Wings aren't in it.
>>339181582
I wanna make vermin with her.
>>339179159
no kanako
>>339182118
That's every touhuo
looks like this is my sorta thread
>>339184159
Yes indulge yourself in the thread
>>339179159
No Flanyet.
Reisen soon to be added to it.
>>339184159
What makes you think that?
>>339179159
Where's raisin?
>>339186487
On the PS4.
>>339187010
When will she be in my world?
>>339188149
There are plenty of stray rabbits around.
>>339179159
nazrin doesnt have pink hair
>>339188461
Holy shit, Reisen actually looks good now
>>339187010
remove rabbit
>>339179159
why is there a blank slot at the top right, is that where they're going to put Reisen?
>>339188731
>not wearing her blaze
She looks worse now then ever.
>>339188612
The stupidly long hair is really the only problem I have with her design.
the fact that they're all children
>>339179159
There's no Cheeeeeen or Awooooo~
>>339179159
It's missing most of the cast from Hisoutensoku
>>339189445
It's okay, you get Reisen back!
Isn't that great!?
>>339189304
I really want to FUCK a Sekibanki.
>He didn't order a Reisen so he can have Reisen next to him as he plays as Reisen on his Reisenstation 4
>>339189639
But I wantChina and Sakuya
![424431[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PLjENuj.jpg "424431[1].jpg")
>>339189801
Shit, I forgot my Reisen.
>>339189639
Do it no one wants to play Suguri anymore.
>>339189801
Didn't they rename her to Reisony Sondonge Sonyba?
>>339179159
>no cirno
>no chen
>no god damn fucking Hoshiguma Yuugi
IT'S SHIT, ALL OF IT AND IT ALL FUCKING SUCKS
>>339189732
Is that made by the guy who does the Puppet Dance Performance art?
Because it sure as hell looks like it.
>>339190114
Yeah.
>>339188938
If plumbers don't wear ties, dumb bunnies like her shouldn't either.
IAMP is the only 2hu shit game worth playing, everything else is just autism
>>339189943
Don't be rude to the poor girl, at least she got onto Steam.
>>339179159
Too many irrelevant non-characters that are not even popular
>mamizou
>hata no kokoro
>ichirin
>sumireko
>>339189732
No seki is pure.
>>339179159
>No Cirno
What's even the point then
>>339179159
NO MEILING
>>339190114
Hemo's art is pretty easy to spot.
>>339190515
>The final boss of the game is irrelevant
>>339179159
Easy.
Reimu's in the game.
>not a single POC
Of course.
And people still expect videogames to be taken seriously as an art form?
>>339190592
I don't think you understand, I want to FUCK the Sekibanki, and then I want to TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR the Sekibanki, and then I want to LIVE A FULFILLING LIFE WITH the Sekibanki, and you cannot stop me.
Tbh I don't know anything about 2hu but I downloaded one of them and should play it.
>>339191356
No. Don't go down this rabbit hole.
>>339191307
I'll make you immortal and make sure you never get to Gensokyo
>>339191356
Sure if it's a good one. Just dont ask which are good or people will lie to you.
>>339191356
Touhou games are good fun, whether they're official or fangames.
>>339191356
They're terrible, both the canon and non canon.
>>339191736
>>339191962
>>339192242
Lettyposting time? Lettyposting time.
>>339192513
no
>>339192513
No, it's never that time. Stop this now.
>>339192697
yes
>500 years old
>>339179159
No chinese kung-fu fighting girl.
>>339192697
I was wondering why this was called "right now" and then I saw the date in 2014
what a time to be....under the covers and not having to go out.also i just joined this thread, just because i love letty doesn't mean there are not other people who do ;)
>>339179159
Where's 9 girl?
>>339179902
Also agree with the sameface.
>>339192986
Kung-fu doesn't work in the air.
>>339193009
No one likes her that's why she's never ever coming back.
>>339193009
Letty is a miracle.
>>339193185
As a Meiling main I disagree. You can fight in the air just fine.
>>339192986
>Martial arts character
>No throws
>>339193161
this is a letty thread>>339192697
>>339192513
>>339192242
>>339191962
>>339191736
replying to you guys to prove a point.
>>339192986
>This is a japanese Chinaman
>>339192697
letty come back I'm sorry for telling you to leave several weeks back
heat fucking sucks and i want it to be cold again
>>339179159
>Taoist faggots
>Ichirin
>Kokoro
Replace them with Meiling, Aya, Cirno and Remillia
>>339179159
No Kaguya.
>>339193362
Cirno is a direct upgrade in every way though. Compact, playful, youthful, and she has friends. the best of all the ice characters.
>>339193319
>needing throws
>not just punching the opponent into the air and kicking them on the way down
Also another problem with the roster: Moko but no Kaguya, what the hell were they thinking?
>>339193534
>not removing the heretical gradma
you will NEVER achieve nirvana, son.
Is SA ZUN's best work? It had the best music, characters, and artwork
>>339193221
>tfw when i made her my favorite character when i first got into touhou, i got a white christmas for the first time since i was born
>then it became a blizzard
>>339193191i know who this is you cactus fucker.
>>339193534
Please do not speak ill of the Crown Prince, her loyal disciple, or her mask collection.
>>339193814
I love Letty so much, she's not my absolute favourite (as of yet) but she's real damn close.
>>339193814
Have any proof on that claim?
Letty is shit and so is this thread now.
There is no hot evil ara ara MILF.
>200 years old pussy
>>339194264
Nah but there is a cool neutral ara ara milf
>>339194264
that's vague. Do you mean Junko, or Seiga?
Seija belongs in the TRASH.
>>339179159
>fighting game
>no meiling
>>339193302
>Play as Meiling
>Win by spamming fruit loops and j.2a non-stop
It's kind of cheating because it looks magical but who cares.
>>339179159
>some forgettable DDC nobody
>Mokou without Kaguya
and of course
>Fucking Reisen over Kaguya, Eirin or even Nue
>>339194381
Junko isn't evil, she never did anything wrong.
Junko.
>>339194023
I had my suspicions... they have been diminished. You're...cool.
>>339194678
Junk. Terrible mother. Awful person.
>>339194882
Junko is a good girl.
>>339179159
Where's Remi and Youmu?
>can't taste the rainbow
Soku 2 when
>>339194882
>disregards Junko
>posts cowpiss in the same post
Goddamn Anon. There is a limit to how much shit taste one can have and you're going off the charts right now.
>>339194882
>your child getting murdered makes you a terrible mother'
Have you no heart? Junko has suffered so much.
>>339180017
>she could have been cut for Kanako or something.
*Sanae
>>339181956
Just so you know, the latest English patch (which has to be applied to the latest ULiL update) gets rid of the anti-gaijin block.
>>339195154
I don't particularly care for Clownpiece, I just posted her because someone with taste as bad as yours would say something about it.
>>339195368
You're not even making sense.
>>339195368
>posting filthy taoists
>>339195281
About half of that suffering was her fault though
>>339195281
>My husband's wife
>>339195368
DO NOT FALSE FLAG WITH THE CROWN PRINCE PLEASE
>>339195579
Factually false.
>>339194770
Is suppose you could say,I'm ice cold
>>339195480
Uhhh, I missed two words somewhere there.
I'm sorry, sir.
>>339195281
I know no good mother who ever had their child murdered.
>>339195782
I do.
>>339195673
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
>Kokoro's on it
>Nitori's on it
>Mokou's on it
I don't see anything wrong here boys.
>>339195650
It's true tho
Her son getting killed was out of her control of course
but her more-or-less destroying herself and trying to get revenge on someone who had nothing to do with that murder was all on her.
She had the option to deal with her grief and take the time to move on but she decided to throw that out the window and become the embodiment of total butthurt and use said butthurt on someone she can't ever hope to touch.
And depending on the story ZUN has decided to use in her lore, she probably got her revenge on the one who killed her son anyway. Attacking Chang'e was just pointlessly attacking someone by association, as Marisa put it.
Really a lot of tragic 2hus are tragic out of their own irrational actions.
Why show the face?
That character roster should be asses. Pick your favorite ass to play as. Battle other asses with your preferred ass.
>>339196027
>And depending on the story ZUN has decided to use in her lore, she probably got her revenge on the one who killed her son anyway
Scratch that, she actually did kill him.
>>339196032
>asses
>not their bloomers
![WnHH_Kappa[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/u7G7xB8.png "WnHH_Kappa[1].png")
Which kappa is the best kappa?
>>339179159
There's nothing wrong with it... yet.
>>339196142
>>339196142
Titty kappa
>>339196142
The one sized like a normal girl
>>339196179
For some reason my brain parsed that image as her holding a big trumpet for a few seconds and I don't know why.
>>339196138
no yelling in the theatre
>>339196342
Fuck da police
>>339196138
>Not their bloomers with a hole cut in them to show off their asses
>>339196027
>child gets murdered
>want revenge
>"lol why u so butthurt"
The only fitting punishment for murdering an innocent child is the extermination of you and everyone you care about. If they're related to the murderer in any way that is also guilt.
>>339181476
>makes games crash that aren't hosted in Japan
Is this actually true?
>>339196519
According to them, it was a bug that's getting fixed now.
Not that it matters, stupid thing is disabled in the English patch.
How does Kasen keep her hair buns in place?
>>339196179
Why does her megaphone have ears?
>>339196973Oni power
>>339197090
It is made by sacrificing a living rabbit. Typical of most moontech really.
>>339196502
>get revenge on the one who murdered your child
>hey wait he was friend with that mail man
>THAT'S IT, I'M ABOUT TO UNLEASH MY FUCKING RAGE AGAIN
There's no actual point in doing that, other than acting a fuckwit.
She already killed the murderer, there was no actual reason to target Chang'e or the Lunar Capital, and potentially could have fucked over Gensokyo.
Purifying her grudge and practically destroying herself was all her fault; in the same league as Mokou becoming immortal then realizing what a fucking mistake she made or Koishi running away from who she is by closing her third eye.
Half of her suffering is a result of her own actions.
Now being bad at something you were pretty much born to do is real suffering.
>>339196973
There is no hair beneath them
Only horns
wait there is still no english patch???
>>339197409not funny dude, that image almost made my heart stop from the spook
>>339179159
Mario isn't in it
>>339179159
Everything, Touhou has a lot of characters with really unique powers. It could and should be much better.
>>339197409
The people we interact with shape us and influence us. If that mailman didn't want to pay for the murder he should have stopped it.
Wouldn't you do at least as much as Junko if it were you son who was killed?
If your answer is no then you are a terrible parent.
>touhou thread
>nobody's discussing the actual games
>just smash-tier roster faggotry and cuteposting
Sasuga, /v/.
>>339179159
Needs more final bosses
>>339197926
But that is discussing the game.
>>339197926
The thread is literally about the roster, there is nothing wrong with people discussing the roster. '
Also this >>339198029
>>339198029
Why did Sumireko cut her hair and what is she doing?
>>339198029
You say that while posting characters from the actual games that will never make it into your shitty spinoff trash.
>>339197926
And then there is some faggot with meta post.
>>339197601
Of what?
>>339198351
14 and 15
>>339198029
Mima is cool.
>>339198393
Of course the dead can't generate heat.
>>339197601
the real question is when is YnK gonna get an english patch
>>339198393
Mima doesn't exist.
>>339197981
It has five final bosses and three Extra bosses, dude.
>>339198378
Oh, you must one of those "ebin memesters" I've heard so much about. Nevermind me, then.
>>339198524
That just means she needs someone to help warm her up.
>>339198598
Oh, you must be one of those "thcrap shills" I've heard so much about. Fuck off, mate.
>>339198598
But Marissa is also an extra boss
>>339198529
Never. I'm sorry.
>>>/vp/26505504
>>339198529
That's not a valid question because the answer is just never.
>>339198524
She's not undead, but a spirit
>>339197871
Though the problem in the mailman'sor rather, chang'e'ssituation is that he didn't have the power to stop the murder, and didn't have a hand in the murder whatsoever, only being able to watch as it unfolds.
>Wouldn't you do at least as much as Junko if it were you son who was killed?
Going as far to kill the murderer, dealing with my grief and moving on would be enough. Attacking someone he was associated and throwing away who I am is just foolish.
If this is being a terrible parent then I would definitely feel pity for a good one.
>>339198763
My hope will never die.
>>339198705
>why yes, i AM an ebin memester
>>339179159
No Tenshi
>>339198539
Yuuka exists to be bothered.
>mfw latest episodes
>>339198826
Well I'm sorry for your children then.
Chang'e deserves to suffer.
>>339194381
>Junko
>evil
As if she's even capable of evil. Pure, pure, PURE! Junko is PURE!
>>339199123
>that filename
Long time no see.
>>339199123
please no
>the year 2016 of the gregorian calendar
>wanting english patches
You are the ones killing Touhou. Not ZUN, not Sony, not Tasofro, not boats, not ZUNs child.
No, it's you.
>>339198923
>any opinion that doesn't match mine is a MEME!!!
>>339179159
Can't lay down the law on pianofags with Best Girl.
>>339179159
No Chen
>>339199307
>best girl
>>339199253
It is me?
Who is the best LoLK and why is itliterally the only likeable Mooncunt in existence, I mean seriously, what the fuck is wrong with the Moon?
>>339199471
The one that posts about the games
>>339199471
But what if I like Eirin too?
>>339199471
I think the best newhu is Junko. I like everything about her from her theme to her design to her attitude.
>>339199253
take the amount of time to learn japanese languages and their idioms and metaphors or get someone to translate the game
the choice is obvious.
it's not like they're localizing it with memes.
>>339199123
>Moonbitches bringing about peace on Earth (what)
>Touhus left and right changing into Godzillas (what)
>even Reimu and other humans (WHAT)
>29,995 Touhous killed off-screen
>Koishi not even relevant anymore
>Patche still getting fed rape for every meal every day
>the Moon isa giant satori
>the Earth isa giant satori
>animals and people areall fucking satori
I don't even anymore
>>339199290
Try explaining why thcrap is bad without any references to botnets or ponies. Come on.
>>339199741
>it's not like they're localizing it with memes
They localize it with DRM (THCRAP) which is worse
>>339199412
I'm talking about you, silly!
>>339199471
>what the fuck is wrong with the Moon?
Sapce elves
>>339199832
who in their right mind would actually watch that shit
>>339199635
>Eirin
Honorary earthling, same as Kaguya.
>>339199646
>Junko
Junko is PURE and also a fine choice. You have my approval.
>>339199307
>laying down the law
>the "victim" is cumming her brains out
>>339199998
>>339196179
Why Reisen of all characters? Out of all the unique choices we could have had, why?
>>339199848
>make an argument that meets my personal constraints cant do that guess you're wrong hahah
The "botnet" is a legitimate criticism and you're a faggot for trying to throw it out of the argument.
>>339196973
>>339200176
Is it legal for a youkai to be as cute as Parsee?
EYES AND EARS!
I, Futo of the Mononobe clan, HAVE NOW ARRIVED!
>>339200194
>The "botnet" is a legitimate criticism
>>339200408
>playing dumb
You know what I mean jackass, all the invasive "features"
>>339200360
Dork
>>339200194
>can't
Big fucking surprise. So much for your opinion not being a meme.
>>339200360
Stop. Just. Stop.
A reminder that Kanako has done nothing wrong. Gensokyo is too far behind the times and she'll bring it into glorious modernity.
>>339200512
Actually I don't. Tell me.
>>339200616
Kanako fucked up big time.
Kokoro isn't the only character on the list.
I mean, why fill a roster with shit that is clearly outmatched?
>>339200616
She's a funny character in how opportunistic she is
>>339199848
Are we playing Trivial Pursuit now?
Then explain why it's so good without any reference to conveniance, I can't read moonrunes or I'm a PC illiterate and feel too lazy to get the static patch from the interwebs
>>339200616
>Bring technology to Gensokyo
>Kill most youkais as a side effect
>Kill your own faith
>Slowly die
Kanako a dumb
>>339200616
The modern world is an enviroment toxic to youkai and gods. Simply trying to force progress into Gensokyo is not a bright idea.
>>339200805
>>339200893
Who cares. Youkai don't have rights.
I'm going to become a youkai and none of you can stop me.
>>339200789
>Are we playing Trivial Pursuit now?
Yes. Explain to me why thcrap is bad without any references to botnets or ponies. I'm waiting.
>>339200985
Please do not bully the Yama.
>>339200805
>>339200893
>Killing the Youkai
>Bad
>>339199307
That doujin is fucking brutal.
>>339179159
Where the fuck is my nigga Suika?
>>339200616
>Bitch didn't just simply open up a Dunkin Donuts to gain the popularity she craved so badly
>>339201261
Is it as erotic as it looks?
>>339200985
Honestly, I don't think anyone would care if an outsider turned Youkai as long as they knew not to kill any humans from the village.
>>339200964
>>339201149
the existence of gods and youkai are necessary for spiritual growth
>>339201310
Post the fucking image.
You know the one.
>>339201149
>tries to indirectly kill or assassinate all remaining youkai in the world
>multiple times
>even though she'll die too if it succeeds
Kanako is the hero humanity needs but doesn't deserve.
>>339201694
>>339201694
Nuh uh
>>339201694
Fuck you
>>339201694
