ITT: Characters who are canonically used goods
>>339163060
you're mom
nothing wrong with that
>>339163156
Never said there is
Serana is a good girl
dont talk shit bout my waifu
>>339163060
Best girl. She is pure.
>>339164769
What did you do to her
>>339163478
looks like a dude.
SERANA IS LITERALLY BEST GIRL CANON DRAGONBORN WAIFU
FUCK OFF
>>339165137
Just her hair. The rest is textures and ENB.And amourous adventures, best waifu mod
>>339163060
Molag tore that shit up!!
>>339165137
Shes her but better
>>339163060
More like 1 million-year old expired used good
>no option to immediately kill Serana the first time you find her
I signed up to be a fucking vampire, even if it locked you out of the rest of the quest line you should have had the fucking choice
He is pretty used up
>>339165818
>expired
>>339166041
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DAEDRA FUCKER
>>339166151
YOU KNOCK IT OFF RIGHT NOW SHE IS PURE
>>339165752
You know nothing.
>>339166252
Reminder that if you like Serana, Molag Bal has cucked you before you were even born
>>339165839
>you are a vampire hunter
>not allowed to kill vampires
Bethesdas stupidity never ceases to amuse me. I will never understand why people like their shit games
>>339166412
>implying khalid would even have the balls to even consummate their marriage.
>>339166605
You actually do little vampire killing as a vampire hunter, you act more like a falmer hunter in all honesty.
>>339166605
Serana is written like a romancable character but bethesda had no time or they were to lazy in their dlc spam to flesh her out so you are left with being friendzoned by a 2000 year old pussy. Of course mods fixed it.
>>339166503
I don't think you know what 'cucked' means.
Also, that's a great looking PS2 screenshot, what is it?
>>339166932
No they had the time, this just happened.
>"Hey there is a lot of romantic tension with this character, maybe we should go deeper into that"
>"Nah don't waste your time modders will do it for us"
>"Oh what should we do instead?"
>"Maybe we should make the vampire side more varied from the dawngaurd side?"
>"Nah don't even do that, modders will fix that too"
They then spent the night surrounded by hookers and blow.
>>339166503
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE6jy78tV78
>>339166461
Did people actually like her? She was so cliche, I guess if there's one thing Beth knows how to do right it's how to properly make ugly people
>>339164769
She took Molag Bal's dick, anon. She's ruined forever.
>>339167625
Cait is my favourite follower, I think I'm the only one on the planet that does though.
Although she can fuck right off constantly shitting on me for picking up junk. Bitch this game is a Junk Simulator. 90% of crafting exists around collecting junk shut the hell up.
>>339167294
The reason calling someone a cuck is funny is because it's literally the most beta fetish of all time. It's like calling somebody a fuccboi except worse.
>>339169948
Being in the friendzone is being a bigger beta than a cuck, though. We should just start calling people friendzoned.
>>339169463
Her father forced her to it. Vampires are created through ritual rape.
>>339167210
You make working for Bethesda sound like the best job in the world
>>339170372
naw being friendzoned just means you didn't get the bitch you want. Watching someone fuck the bitch you want is worse.
>>339163060
>The entire cast of Mass Effect
>>339171418
Bethesda is actually searching for talented programmers.
>>339163478
Used goods=Married?
>>339163060
>that bug where having her as a follower gimps your Vampire Lord spells
>large segments of the DLC force her onto you
>Tragic rape backstory
>I HATE YOU DAD!
>Evanescence character design and voice cadence
>shoved down your throat no matter which side you take
Fuck Serana. There has never been a more retarded Mary Sue in Bethesdashit.
>>339171939
No, they're searching for skilled programmers
Not even remotely the same thing
>>339166026
And he's only 100. He's got another 5-7 decades of being used
>>339172191
bethesda =/= caring about how well their game works
I doubt it
>>339166605
>join vampire hunters
>end up in a boring dungeon filled with draughs
>join the Companions hoping to be a mercenary
>end up in a boring dungeon filled with draughs
>join the thieves guild expecting some good stealth missions
>end up in a boring dungeon filled with draughs
>join the mages college
>end up in a boring dungeon filled with draughs
This is why i hate Skyrim. The games have so much potential but Bethesda is too lazy to give a fuck.
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>>339172825
>Your romance options in DA2 were either a whore, a flat annoying bitch from another race or a faggot
Trully a progressive game
>>339172758
Buy the all new DLC then, it fixes one problem and adds twenty others.
>>339172825
Might be the best example here. Has a ton of miles on her. Technically you can "cuck" yourself by fucking her as the Warden first in a potential foursome before having Hawke go steady.
>find Serana
>asks to go to Castle Volkihar
>take her there
>Isran berates you for delivering her to your enemies
>take her to Dawnguard
>Isran says to take her to Castle Volkihar instead
Bravo, Bethesda.
>>339172758
In a perfect world:
>Join the Dawnguard
>End up fighting hordes of vampires, vampiric abominations and the occasional dimplomatic intrigue mission with a vampire pretending to be a normal citizen
>Join the Companions
>Face off against the Silver Hand's many lieutenants and highest ranking members until you destroy the organization forever and devour their founder
>Join the thieves guild
>End up going through mansions, the houses of jarls and thanes, eventually culminating in the most dangerous mission yet where you must steal an item of personal value from a Daedric Lord in their own plane of existence
>Join the mages college
>Learn more and more magic spells unique to the college, eventually gain your own pupils to train as you take the full responsibilities of being Archmage. By going on many helpful missions to the people, you are able to win over the trust of a significant population of the Nords
>Join the Vampires at Harkons court
>At the end, you have a choice: Either side with Harkon, kill him and leave, or kill him and take his place. In the first and last choices, you end up leading an assault on the Dawnguard itself, and you exterminate every pathetic hunter who would dare stand in your way. You eventually become so powerful that Molag Baal himself appears, and offers you a tempting power, for a price...
>>339173569
In a perfect world, men like me would not exist.
>>339173569
Fuck, dont do this to me anon.
TES has so much potential it makes me sad to see what Bethesda does to it.
But instead, things are only getting worse as you cans see from Fallout 4.
>>339173559
Im surprised there is actual dialogue for taking her to him in the first place.
>>339173569
Bretty gud. TG definitely should've had more politicking in it, trying to re-establish bases of operation in the other major cities and minor holds.
>>339172758
Don't forget
>join """""bard's""""" college
>end up in a boring dungeon filled with draughs
>>339174914
TG kind of has that. Through repetitive radiant missions.
>>339173559
>Find Serana
>She is a vampire
>I hunt vampires
>Attempt to murder her
>She's essential
Like pottery.
>>339175357
That's the thing - it's always one major mission and you're done. You don't actually set up anything or recruit new members, much less expand operations. It wouldn't surprise me if that was the initial focus but they got too wrapped up in that awful main questline. Also, what about other Thieves' Guilds in other provinces? Surely this isn't the very last one.
>>339166932
You get married in a temple. Of course Serana doesn't want to have anything to do with temples.
>>339169463
She was raped, alright, but Molag Bal can't have used his dick. Vivec bit off Bal's cock during the 'love' between him and the Prince that finally allowed him to achieve CHIM, and fashioned it into his spear, Muatra
>>339175734
>Implying he only has one
>>339171543
Nah, friendzone implies that you still want to fuck that chick and you were such a huge beta that you think you still got a shot at it by being her friend.
>>339175551
>the only option is to get married the Nord way
Great game.
>>339165137
Looks like Seranaholic.
>>339176363
What can I say? Skyrim is for the Nords.
>>339175734
Serana is thousands of years old. Her and her family are from before Vivec even got the heart Lorkhan. Possibly before Vivec was even out of his diapers. The war with the Dwemer was first era, 700th year. Vovec became a god using the heart of Lorkhan sometime after that.
Remember, Serana was surprised that there was an empire in Cyrodiil. The first empire in Cyrodiil was the Alessian Empire in first era, year 243. That's about 400 years before Vivec even became a god. So Serana did take Molag Bals cock unwillingly in every orifice until she enjoyed it.
tldr Serana is older than Vivec. So she totally took Bal dick to become a vampire.
>>339163060
Why would anyone want to use that ugly shit
>>339179137
>he doesn't realize the Dragon Break caused by the Tribunal ascending to Godhood created a reality where they were always gods
>>339172825
What's wrong with fucking Isabela? As long as you don't put a ring on her you've got steady access to prime chocolate ass that's done literally everything in the bedroom.
>>339180043
Too fucking bad that's the not the reality you play in. You play in the one where Serana is older than Vivec and Vivec didn't become a god until after the war of red mountain.
Now stop using deus ex machina to convince yourself that your vampire waifu wasn't utterly destroyed and violated by Bals giant throbbing baby maker.
>>339180371
No, the realities are blurred together. That's why there isn't any one truth about what happened at Red Mountain, just as there isn't any one truth about the ultimate escapades of the Agent. Both are equally true.
So, if vampires are created through rape at the hands of the fucking Prince of Rape, does that mean that Harkon took a giant demon cock up his ass? Or did he just offer his family?
>>339180043
Almost forgot another important aspect of your argument. That's not how a dragon break works. Dragon breaks don't change the past. During a dragon break, all possible outcomes of the CURRENT shape of the universe happen all at once and eventually only one of them actually becomes reality as time heals itself.
So no. Not even a dragon break can save Seranas virginity.
UR MOM LOL
Sluts
>You'll never gangrape Serana
>You'll never tag-team her with your Molag Bro
>>339181617
rude
>>339182318
You can do it with lewd mods m8.
>>339173569
>>Join the Dawnguard
>End up fighting hordes of vampires, vampiric abominations and the occasional dimplomatic intrigue mission with a vampire pretending to be a normal citizen
What is Castlevaina for 200$ alex.
>>339182334
It's the truth
