What games are seriouslly serious?
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>>339160073
Serious Sam The First Encounter
Serious Sam The Second Encounter
Serious Sam 2
Serious Sam 3 BFE
Serious Sam The Next Encounter
Serious Sam Advance
Serious Sam Double D
Serious Sam: Kamikaze Attack!
Serious Sam: The Random Encounter
Serious Sam: The Greek Encounter
Serious Sam Double D XXL
Serious Sam Classics: Revolution
Upcoming:
Serious Sam's Bogus Detour
Serious Sam 4
>>339160073
Are you serious?
Why is Sam different in every incarnation?
Which version do you like the most?
>>339160393
The only serious Serious Sam games you just listed are TFE, TSE and 3
Rest are not serious
>>339160850
>AAAAAAAAAH!
>not AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>339160850
I liked 2
SSBD looks fun
>>339160729
Tbqh in 3 he looks best
Looks like ass in 2
TFE and TSE meh
>>339160729
I think HD Sam was the best one, though I'm not a fan of the ripped T-shirt.
>>339161039
>I liked 2
SAM 4 WHEN
>>339161119
I think the original TFE and TSE model looked cool. Better than the torn shirt and no sunglasses version in HD at least.
>>339161130
It's not a bad game and most people just hate it for stupid reasons like the artstyle
>>339160073
For a game made in 2011, it looks gorgeous desu
>>339160393
>Sam 2
>Advance
>Kamikaze Attack
>Random Encounter
>Greek Encounter
>Furvolutions
Incorrect.
>>339161159
NeverTalos 2 was confirmed
>>339161309
You've never marathoned the game in one night. It's garbage.
That's 7 hours of my life I'm never getting back.
>>339161381
>>339161416
I played it co-op a lot when I was younger.
But then again I hadn't played TFE or TSE prior.
>>339161607
>>339161416
>You've never marathoned the game in one night. It's garbage.
>That's 7 hours of my life I'm never getting back.
Go to bed Cucktain.
BFE Extended or Enhanced?
Which one is better and why?
>>339162116
Enhanced is god-tier. More enemies, better placement, more secrets, makes the BFE levels more fun to play.
Extended is fucking hot trash. All it does is make the game longerand easier.
has there been any word from croteam on whether or not they plan to release the newer serious sam games outside of steam? i checked gog and all i see on there are the original first and second encounter.
>>339161309
>It's not a bad game and most people just hate it for stupid reasons like the artstyle
No, I hate it because its mechanics are bad. The art style and graphics are probably the best points it actually has going for it. Hell, it still looks very nice because the picture is clear, style is well-done and textures are high-res. Almost everything else is garbage, though.
>Levels are almost claustrophobic
>Not enough classic enemies
>Way too many redundant and poorly made enemies (e.g. fucking clowns that are basically Kamikazes but quiet and with more HP)
>Enemy wave design is garbage. If you start fighting werebull reskins or orc football players you'll probably end up fighting them until the end of the encounter which makes fights feel uninspired and tedious. I blame Xbox HUEG memory capacity for that
>The same enemies often get spawned on the same spots for two-three times that makes fights uninspired and tedious. I blame Xbox HUEG memory capacity for that too
>Weapon balance is completely fucked, and weapon balance is what every other Serious Sam game did as perfectly as it can possibly get in any video game ever. Shotguns are OP as fuck and explosives are near useless
>You don't even get all weapons until the last episode
>Homing fucking projectiles
>""""Humor""""
I've beaten all SS games on Serious and SS2 just doesn't work on a core mechanical level. It's defective by design. Granted, it does have some decent levels like last couple of the last episode and Kleer planet, but they feel like they belong to a completely different game. They're probably what's left of the original SS2 before they were forced to consolize it to shit.
>>339160729
Alternative realities and timelines.
>>339161159
Pretty much 2017
>>339163118
And by "phenomenal" he meant Talos.
>try out SS3
>can't help but feel I'm playing Talos Principle, but as Sam
>somehow this makes everything more fun
That being said, this reload meme can go fuck itself, it slows down gameplay so fucking much
>>339161381
>>339161607
>>339161770
>posting shitty blurred screenshots on low settings
You can't be serious.
>>339163481
fuck off
>>339162649
They don't plan it, anon, don't even wait.
>>339163350
>He hasn't played Talos with Sam voice DLC
I didn't even bother with Elohim's MUH CHILD shit, Sam makes everything better. Himflipping out when you get to Egypt episodewas priceless.
>>339162649
Why would they release SS3, a game that has DRM, on GOG?
>>339160387
luluco a slut
>>339160073
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serious_game#Examples
>>339163690
haven't there been games that initially released with drm but had it removed and put on gog?
>>339163542
Calm your tits, lady.
>>339162860
>""""Humor""""
oh man, it's even better if you're a balkanfag and can understand the jokes meant for them
>>339163970
Care to give some examples?
>>339161416
You dumb motherfucker, Sam 4 was confirmed before Talos 1 was finished. Stop spreading mis-information. Serious sam 4 is coming.
It's being written by the writers of the Talos Principle
Source:http://www.croteam.com/big-sam-4-news-screenwriters-confirmed/
It will have more enemies than ever, have an updated version of the engine from Talos, and utilize the Vulcan API as well as
Photogrammetry.
Source: https://www.vg247.com/2016/02/02/serious-sam-4-engine-uses-latest-tech/
One of the weapons will be a slipper.
Source: http://www.croteam.com/photogrammetry-in-serious-sam-4/
The game will most likely take place in Rome/The Vatican. They released a blurry picture of saint peter's square with their april fools prank, and claimed it was a blurry screenshot of SS4.
Source:http://www.croteam.com/serious-sam-4-cancelled/
Serious Sam 4 is coming for you. And you won't be able to stop it.
>>339164319
Sure thing, Alen, it's """confirmed""".
>>339162368
Okay thanks, I'll check that out.
Does it also change the weapon behaviour?
>>339161416
>Never
SS4 was being worked on before Talos, I've had a lecture given by an ex-croteam employee, he confirmed they were working on SS4, then paused for a bit to make Talos and should've continued the work on SS4 right after that.
I think he left after Talos was done or something, I forgot the details
>>339164120
https://youtu.be/2Dow6rN63PU?t=16s
>zovi, samo zovi
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oj_Hrvatska_mati
you can guess why it's in red-white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLasDXAnOwA
>vrijeme je za batine
rough translation being "it's time for a beatdown/beating"
these 2 are the ones that I can't forget, I think there was another one but can't remember
>>339163826
Yes, I don't know why he asked that question as though it's unreasonable.
>>339164962
>>339164120
kek, I just saw that secret at number 8, the croc is wearing a croatian football shirt
I can't quite make out what it says on the back, but it's most definitely a joke in itself
>>339165132
It says Zuke.
>>339164481
ITS LITERALLY BEEN CONFIRMED SINCE 2013, SHITPOSTERS GET OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>339165231
>zuke
and that's probably Šuker, who also wears the number 9
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davor_%C5%A0uker
pretty good honestly
>>339165398
DNF was confirmed in 1997.
>>339160073
Serious Solitaire
>>339164481
Dumb nigger.
>>339160393
TSE>TFE=BFE>TNE>>SS2=DDXXL>>>>Revo>TRE>KA!>Advance>TGE
>>339160850
You can't be Serious. 2 was far more Serious than 3.
>>339160850
>Serious Sam 2
>Not Serious
Nigga, how much serious are you seriously serious?
>>339167585
>>339161119
>mfw they are going to make Sam's face based on real person using photogrammetry in SS4
