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>.50 cal assault rifle
>assault rifle
>.50 cal

wut
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It's doom bruh
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You're fighting demons on Mars.
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>>339157520
Bruh, you're fucking doom guy.

He shoots .50 cal out of nurf guns.
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You can buy a .50 caliber AR right now.
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>>339157520
Doom guy is really stronk and doesn't afraid of anything.

It looks more like an lmg than an assault rifle honestly.
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>>339157520
What exactly is your problem?
That someone in power armour can wield a small MG as an assault rifle and compensate the recoil effortlessly?
Is that it?
Because that does not seem like something that should faze you.
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>>339158185
.50 Beowulf and .50 BMG are NOT the same thing
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>>339158457

Even master chief struggles carrying around a 50 cal in the sense he doesn't wield it as effortlessly as an assault rifle.
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>>339158647
>>Even master chief
And this is doom guy, MC is a pussy by comparison.
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>>339158546
Doom never specifies that the round is .50 BMG. It just says .50 caliber.
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>>339158647
>even a pussy faggot struggles carrying around a real gun
Great fucking example, bud.
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>>339158647
>>339157520
Did you know DoomGuy runs faster than a cheeta?
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>>339157520
Why does Doomguy need this weak shit when he have a portable gatling gun?
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>>339159314
because of the missiles, duh
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>>339159536
Why don't they just put missiles ON the gatling gun then? Try to answer that
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>>339159595
Because they're saving that for the DLC
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>>339159595
There was no space after the minigun got the ability to fold out into three miniguns.
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>>339159595
Because of the singularity in the doom 3 universe that eliminated all tape form any know universes.
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>mechanical firing mechanism
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.50 AE isnt the same as .50bfg you fucking retard.
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>>339157520

What's the matter too much caliber for you to handle?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwu3ivAJ68U
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Oh look, it's this thread again.

Keep the gun autism on /k/, for fucks sake.
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>>339159751
>.50bfg
I need to remember this spicy meme for /k/
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>>339159705
s'truth
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>what is the beowulf kit
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kN6uvd1GeSs
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>>339159920

Zog me it's beautiful
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>>339159595
it already weight 45 kg, duh. doomguy isnt the only one to use the gun.
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>>339159809
This isn't real, though, right? Recoil looks too small
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>>339158772
Could be firing .50 GI
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>>339159751
>.50 bfg
>.50 big fucking gun
Top kek
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>>339160424
I thought it was Big Fun Gun
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>>339160513
Bio-Fusion Generator
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>>339158647
Comparing Doom Guy to Halo is like comparing a modern marine to Halo

I love halo but Doom Guy would demolish him and the rest of the spartans
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>>339160621
Bio-Force Gun you retard.
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>>339157520

>Heavy

I think that's the key.
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>>339158160
>220,000 PSI
>5,000 feet per second
>96 Volt battery

I feel like bethesda was that kid who bullshitted his way through essays, but the teachers he had just never gave a shit
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From the thumbnail I thought that was Deus Ex HR's Widowmaker shotgun.
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>>339160621
>Big uh, Freakin Gun
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>>339160665
Doom Guy in-game versus MC in-game, yeah Doomguy kicks his ass
But if you take MC's "canon" abilities that never show up in the games because gameplay into account, it's a much more even match. Plus, Luck bullshit.
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>>339158647
Do we really need to go over Doomguy's power level again.
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>>339160513
it has always been Big Fucking Gun
always
even in 1993
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>>339160951
No, in the 90's it was 'Big Fragging Gun' officially.
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>>339160736
15000 bar equals 15 thousand atmospheric pressures. If what I know about explosives is vaguely correct, this means that the gun fires its projectiles with what amounts to C4 as propellant instead of gunpowder. This would just up and detonate every gun we know of nowadays but I guess the future is cooler than that.

1,5km per second is not overly fast. Modern tank shells designed for armor penetration come relatively close to that.

96 volts is a multiple of 12. 12v systems and their derivatives like 24v are widely in use.
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>>339159920
For those that don't know, the Survivalist's Rifle in New Vegas that fires 12.7s is meant to be an analog to .50 Beowulf ARs used to shoot out cars trying to break barricades. The gun says STOP/ARRETE for use on either side of the US/Canadian border
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>>339160109
my cousin bought a kit and its pretty fucking awesome
hell of an expensive day shooting though also the noise is insane
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In the future they might have improved weightless materials and FUTURISTIC recoil reducing mechanics

I don't fucking know man, just think of it as a big, burly manly-ass Doom guy shoulder firing an MG like that Islamist fuck "The Bulldozer"
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>>339161108
I'm not saying it isn't possible, but it just seems like the dev team went

>Yeah we need some lore about the chaingun
>Uh, who gives a shit? Its a fucking gun
>Just give me something, Randy, please. You always do this
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>>339159920
Fuckin satisfying.
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>>339162316
I'm waiting for the day where they just hire Ivan Cheznokov to scream about sistemas of carbon fouling and AR-15 rifle of shits where it eats
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>>339157520
Am I on /k/?
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>>339160941

The old ones say Doom Guy is descended from Hercules himself. His roar is long and loud.
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>>339162316
>HOLY SHIT MAN DID YOU EVEN BOTHER TO FACT CHECK THIS?
>"Whatever dude you think the kids that play these games care"
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>>339162990
As is his cock.
>imagine a lady being pounded by Doomguy
>literally the chainsaw kill animations from Doom 4
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>>339162990
We talking Disney's Hercules or what?
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>>339163178

At least out loud, I won't say I'm in love.
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it makes fun of you gun nuts
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>bullpup
>belt fed
>THICK rounds
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>>339163569
>bullpup
u wot
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>>339163569

It's not bullpup.
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>>339163569
>bullpup
Are you dumb
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>>339158241
.50bmg is the calibre also should it not say machine gun or something since all guns and rifles are meant to assault something like a kitten or something.
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>>339159920
Would this stop a charging adult grizzly?
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>>339163870

There is no such thing as an assault rifle. It's a made up term by liberals who hate self defense.
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>>339160941
Are we considering DOOM 16 canon? Because the story of that that game is basically Doomguy doing that all AGAIN. Except this time it's not him trapped in with demons, it's demons trapped in with him.
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doomguy is so strong he handles a LMG as an assault rifle
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>>339163997

Large pistols are enough to stop a grizzly, this would destroy one.
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He's wearing power armor that allows him to run around with a 100 pound minigun as if it were a submachine gun. I think he can keep a .50-caliber rifle under control.
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>>339158160
>think this gun is underwhelming as fuck
>get the turret upgrade
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>>339163972
it stops a fucking truck engine
so yes
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>>339159706
I actually really like Doom 3 with the duct tape flashlight mods.

Still not a good Doom game, but the horror atmosphere was fun.
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>>339164313

>mfw fully upgraded

No one man should have all that power.
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>>339163997
>There is no such thing as an assault rifle. It's a made up term by liberals who hate self defense.
>what is the most accurate translation of "Sturmgewehr"
As always the Germans invented it, the rest of the world copied it. "Assault weapon" is an invented term, assault rifle is an accurate descriptor.
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>>339160941
This is just autistic
>My imaginary friend is stronger than yours!
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>>339159595
Gotta save the cool shit for Doom 5

What weapons would you niggers want to see if Doom 4 gets a sequel?
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>>339164432

Why do I care what the Germans think? They've ceded their entire country to the Middle East and will be under Sharia Law soon.
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>>339158028
kek
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>>339164069
an LMG is an assault rifle with easy switch barrels and a bigger mag
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>>339164426
>infinite ammo with the rune
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>>339164520
What do I care what Americans think? They are 200% niggers, no white people left.
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>>339164064
>Except this time it's not him trapped in with demons, it's demons trapped in with him.

Isn't it always like that?
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>>339164329
>ball lead round
>truck block
I don't think so m9.
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>>339164597

There is relatively little darkey malarkey in most parts of the country. Our police aren't afraid to put them down.
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>>339164432
"Storm rifle" sounds more metal desu
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>>339157520
Doom. don't gotta explain
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50.cals are so great that USA used them on most of their fighter planes in WW2

And the one in picture used 12x of them with a gun pod.
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>>339163036
No one outside of /k/ autists care m8.
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>>339164690
There is relatively little darkey malarkey in all parts of the country. Our police aren't afraid to put them down. The turks beat on the refugees because they see them encroaching on their territory of cheap phone repair booths and döner kebab shops.

>>339164735
Storming rifle more like, but you are right
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>>339164475
Hmm, there is a whole fucking culture based on what you just said.
>What is comic books
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>>339164064

Nu-Doom seems to take place after Doom 64, which takes place after Doom II
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>>339163997
Horseshit. An assault rifle is defined as a select fire weapon which fires an intermediate round, i.e. one which fits somewhere between pistol rounds and full sized rifle rounds. Just because antis overuse the term for their own ends doesn't mean they made it up.
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>>339164735
>"Storm rifle" sounds more metal desu
You cant call it a storm rifle if it dosnt shoot lightning.
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A Tommygun already fires 45 calibre
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>>339164648
I was more talking about the fact that the demons know who Doomguy is and are shit-scared of him.

>>339165115
It's hard to place it exactly in the time-line, but the obvious references to Doom games prior must make it canon.
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>>339163036
exactly m8
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>>339164432
Except not. The Russians created the first assault rifle back in World War I. All the Germans did was make improvements and come up with a cool name, and they were subsequently given credit by fucktards who like to pretend that they know about World War II, guns, or anything else from sources other than the History Channel.
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>>339165303

Well, Doom64 ends with Doom Guy staying in hell for the rest of eternity just to kill demons. That's the only basis for my claim.
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>>339165116
> one which fits somewhere between pistol rounds and full sized rifle rounds
You are retarded. Give me an example of a round between pistol and "full sized rifle" (as opposed to not full sized rifle?)

God damnit anon... think before you shitpost
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>>339164509
A gnarly ass flamethrower

Send them back to Hell on familiar terms
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>>339165410
>implying history channel would admit that the only reason america is a military super power is because they stole all of the stuff from the germans like the filthy rats the are
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>>339164830
The M2 Browning, chambered in .50 BMG, was put into service in 1933 and is still used today.

It has been produced longer than any other machine gun, and has been in use for longer than any other small arm in U.S. inventory except for the M1911 pistol. Both the M2 and the M1911 were designed by John Browning.
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>>339165518

Not him but... 5.56? If we consider 7.62 as "full sized".
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>>339165410
The BAR was better. And saw more service in WW1.
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>>339165581
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>>339165410
>"""Created""" a single prototype
DAS RIGHT IVAN WE WUZ INVENTORS OF EVERYTIN N SUKA BLYAT
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Bork
https://youtu.be/E5SjD-KcSkE
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>>339165518
Holy fuck, you're stupid

>pistol: .45, 9mm, .357 SIG, .40 S&W

>intermediate: 5.56x45mm, 7.62x39mm, 5.45x39mm

>full sized: .30-06, 7.62x51mm, 7.62x54mmR, .303, 7.92x57mm

Think before you pretend to know what you're talking about
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>>339165518
7.62x39
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>>339165491
I've never played Doom 64. Really need to play the EX version.

And yeah, if that's how it ends that makes sense. They eventually manage to put him in a coma and lock him in a tomb when he is eventually found by Optimus Prime and Women in STEM.
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>>339165641
Army uses 5.56 to kill people...
There is no not full sized rifle round. Its either a rifle round or not. Size matters not.

An assault rifle has to have a removable grip. Otherwise ATF classes it as a pistol.

Definition for the non fucking retarded from websters - a rapid-fire, magazine-fed automatic rifle designed for infantry use.
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>>339165518
>that thing
It fires full size rimmed rifle cartridges, it's a battle rifle at best. Basically a Garand with a larger magazine, or a BAR. Assault rifles are defined by the (German-invented) 'Mittelpatrone', a medium cartridge, usually with no protruding rim.

This is a 7.92 Mittelpatrone. It shoots the same bullet as the Kar98k- the same bullet, but out of a much shorter case with less powder and a non-protruding bottom rim for easier stacking in a magazine and smoother automatic extraction. This makes it better for medium range engagements to far for a submachinegun firing pistol rounds but too short for using a full sized rifle.

Your gun knowledge is pathetic and you talk like a retard. I suggest cyanide since you're obviously unable to handle firearms.
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>>339165913

The ATF is stupid and unconstitutional.
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>>339165690
It was, but the BAR fires a full power .30-06 round, and is thus more easily classified as an LMG. Plus it was equipped with features typical of squad machine guns, such as a bipod.

>>339165774
Anon, learn to read. I never said the Fedorov was an EFFECTIVE or SUCCESSFUL assault rifle. The Germans do indeed deserve credit for achieving that. But saying that they created the first assault rifle is not factual, and it irks me that so many otherwise knowledgeable people believe otherwise.
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>>339165518
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>>339164475
>guy makes discussion comparing imaginary friends
>guess i can't reply to him or some invalid will call me names!
Who have you stopped by calling people autistic?
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>>339165913
>Army uses 5.56 to kill people...
5.56 mm is mostly used to maim and wound people. A wounded soldier is more of a drain to a squad than a dead one, since you have to rescue him, treat his wounds and transport him in the backlines. If the target end up dead, it's just a bonus.
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>>339161085
Im from past, i can confirm with huge autority it was big fucking gun, they just used something different depends if they are talking to some reporter for kiddie vidya magazine .

So for=Nintendo Gamer = Bunga Faraway Gun
for
PC World or something similar= B.ig F.ucking G.un

Ask Romero

[email protected]
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>>339165518
>Give me an example of a round between pistol and "full sized rifle" (as opposed to not full sized rifle?)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intermediate_cartridge
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>>339166086
Anon, that's clearly the much more dangerous TACTICAL musket. That thing is an even more horrific weapon of war.
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>>339161085
even if it was in manual Fragging, it was Fucking
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>>339165257
Cyberdemon Chrischan
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>>339165913
There are definitely full and intermediate sized rifle rounds.

Pic related. 7.62x51mm, 5.56x45mm, and 9mm Luger.

Do you note the difference between 7.62 and 5.56?
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>>339165410
Fyodorov Avtomat is cool, but it didn't shoot an intermediate cartridge, it just used a low power rifle one. Still, pretty close, and a cool gun. Didn't catch on, though.
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>>339164830
is this photoshop, what was idea behind this plane, if one pilot gets shot, another can go on and finish the mission?
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>>339160941
Icon of Sin isn't Satan
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>>339166482
That's a misconception. When you're shooting at people who are trying to kill you, you don't want to wound them. You want to end their lives.

Not to mention the U.S. hasn't faced an enemy with proper medical support in ages.
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Time for the comic

1/?
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>kids don't realize the weapon descriptions are tongue-in-cheek

Read a book people. It's fucking Doom
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>>339161085
Yeah if you were 10.

It's
Big
Fucking
Gun
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>>339166842
In the new lore doomguy kills the titans of hell, they're described as being the leaders of hell in their respective realms so they're kinda like Satan
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>>339167205
No, not the space pirates, say it isn't so!
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>>339158160

>15 MM CARTRIDGE
> 15X96mm
>Doom guy wielded a WW2 anti-aircraft gun loaded with APIT.
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>>339167415
>48kg weapon
>100 pounds of fuck you
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>>339166830
It is basically a F-38 but without the middle fuselage.
Germans tried something similar but with one pilot only.
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>>339158160
>5000 feet per second

>Colonize Mars
>Make numerous technological advances
>Create teleportation
>still use imperial retard measuring system

Just why
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>>339164329
Thats not a 12.7 round
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>>339167608
>Just why
AMERICA
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>>339167608

America is the only country to land on another planet. When YOU make it to space you can consider what systems to use.
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>>339166830
It's the good old Twin Mustang
So the war was getting on a bit, and they had the good ol' P-51 mustang
A couple years of the P-51 doing some good work, some cheeky fucker was like
You know what would be better than a regular Mustang?
Two fucking Mustangs.
And BANG. The twin Mustang was born.
Unfortunately it was developed too late and didn't actually make it into the war.
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>>339167754
but NASA hated using the imperial measurement system and now uses metric anon
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>>339167754
>land on another planet
the moon isn't a planet anon
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>>339167754
moon isn't a planet you retard
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>>339168019
>>339168037
>landing the mars rover on another planet doesn't count as landing on another planet
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>>339168104
Rip and tear time?
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>>339168019
>Mars isn't a planet now.
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>>339157520
As long as its used by someone wearing power armor, I don't see the problem.
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>>339168350
Fucking great
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>>339168147
If you count rovers as landing on another planet, then the USA is not alone. This is the surface of Venus, from a picture taken by one of the USSR probes they sent there. It had time to take some pictures before melting away.
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>>339166847
this.
they dont tell you center mass without reason.

You really think soldiers shoot each other in legs,arms or "headshots", they fireat center mass because there is biggest chance that person will be totally incapacitated and unable to re tribute in any way.
If they wound them or killed them is not even an afterthought, also , its sudden change in pressure that kills you , not wound itself.

Its more to it than size, speed is really important matter and sometimes really thin,sharp but really fast bullet will make more damage than slow and fat one (although, wound from fat one will probably look more gruesome and damaging)
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>>339168104
>Unlocking the cuffs
>Not breaking the cuffs
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>>339157520
maybe that's why the game is so fucking easy
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>>339168448
In that case the U.S. is the only country to have transmitted data from another planet for over 6 years. Also the only one to transmit data for over 24 hours.

Happy?
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>>339168885
Butthurt American. Aren't you supposed to be at a barbecue for a holiday you forgot about.
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>>339168885
too bad you have not won a war in like two centuries xD
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>>339168837
This was the comic that really kickstarted 'jimmies' from some obscure comment folks made once in a while to a full-fledged overused meme

fuck this shitty comic
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>>339168973
Sure am!

Peace, sucka.
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>>339166842

Supposedly how the story goes is that the demons made doomguy (then leader of the Night Sentinels, defenders of the world which was known as Er'Argent or something similar I cant remember) a bargain, tell us the source of the Wraith's power and we'll bring your son back alive (who died in battle".

So doomguy tells them, they conquer the world that is now known as hell and as promised they resurrect doomguy's son BUT as an ICON of their image.
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>>339169010

We've never lost one.
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>>339168885
its ok friend, relax now
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>>339168973
>somebody's mad that they don't have any holidays worth celebrating
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>>339169010
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>>339167915
Pilot 1
>Evasive maneuver to the left
Pilot 2
>Evasive maneuver to the right
>????
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>>339169034

Glad t didnt started degenerate memes like

>JUST
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>>339169049
top kek
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>>339169173

Name a war we have lost.
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>>339169076
>americans haven't achieved that much
>yes we have
>calm down friend

MAKE ME FAGGOT
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>>339168262
Looks like earth desert
>>339168448
Looks like earth desert with noxious fog
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>>339167754
>America is the only country to land on another planet(WB Studios in LA) and publicly announced to the world, instead to keep it as mother of all secrets..
> if they really would land eventually on moon, there would be no more space for their little flag

>Fuck, even Poland has small apartments on Moon
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>>339169038
those sentinels reminds me a fuckton to Quake
same goes with the architecture of the last levels of hell
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>>339168262
Literally everyone and their mother landed rovers and probes on Mars. But tell me, nigga, have you landed a probe on Venus? have you landed THE FIRST ROVER on Moon? Hm? Have you sent the first dog, woman, or human into space? No.
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>>339169038
So Doomguy is an ancient ayylmao and Humans used to live on mars just like in Doom 3?
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>>339169125
https://youtu.be/D40fXVzaU80
make sure to sing your anthem xD
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>>339157520
It's literally a Bolter with the upgrades

And that's just fine
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>>339169167
I'll give it that much

Jimmies as a whole seemed to have run its course, even if people gorillapost now and again
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>>339169219
Vietnam
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>>339169451
jimmies was fine but it was at the stage where reddit was getting on 4chans radar and because we are like we are we instantly turned on it. Like MS paint comics.
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>>339167915
I know it was for landing in Japan(one can sleep while otherone drives), but i think this would make for some serious coverup.
Not only is design/idea flawed but it raises casualty by 100%.
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>>339169038

Wait, the "betrayer" they keep talking about was Doomguy? I don't think that's right

Also BFG runs on fucking faith
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>>339169126
>Being this wrong about this many things
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>>339163972
No Bears dont give a shit
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>>339157520

To all concerned, OP is probably a /k/ommando. In firearm terminology an assault rifle is a select fire rifle chambered in an intermediate round like 7.62x39mm and 5.56x45mm. A battle rifle is a select fire chambered in a full power cartridge like 7.62x52mm which .50 cal would fall under.
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>>339169451

Gorillaposting is so obscure like the meme with "Henry" and the QPU

Also the comic is a manifest of it times, rustling jimmies was new and trendy back then and the guy who drew t get a incredible positiv response from that comic
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>>339169353

Doomguy and the Night Sentinels are from a completely different dimension.
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>>339169493

You mean the war fought between North and South Vietnam? Not America's war.
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>>339158647

But he doesn't struggle wielding a 7.62x51 or whatever it was as an assault rifle. And neither do the regular UNSC soldiers for some reason...
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>>339159595
Painkiller got that, rocket launcher with minigun on it.
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>>339157520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvjTpNjyhBs
if this old shit can do it, fucking doom guy should
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>>339169579
Yeah I don't know where that came from either
I read all the slayer things in hell and to my understanding it was a demon that betrayed the demons by giving doom guy his armor
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>>339168837
This was cringe.
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>>339169712
>But he doesn't struggle wielding a 7.62x51 or whatever it was as an assault rifle. And neither do the regular UNSC soldiers for some reason...

It's pretty much just a futuristic FAL
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>>339169291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_8DUsl1Ea4

Jesus Christ are you even speaking english?
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>>339169626
I remember, I was there when it was posted

Gorillaposting fucking exploded afterwards because of it, and it was irritating as shit that you couldn't go three posts in any thread without some kind of comment about jimmies

But it's pretty much done now, so I'm alright with it
The comic itself was fine aside from the memery
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>>339169334
>Implying sending a dog up to die is an achievement worth celebrating
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>>339169334
>>339169291
being retarded is not a competition
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>>339169451
i never used memes, but jimmies was fucking Shakespeare compared tto what we have today
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>>339157520

>Demons you have to kill

Wait what? I've never seen a Demon before.

I'm starting to think this game is a work of fiction and is tenuously based on real life AT BEST.
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>>339169835
I think the demon modified his armour
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>>339169826

Jesus fucking christ
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>>339165410
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>>339169630
So you're saying that there is a different dimension of humanoid beings?

Can we fuck them?
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>>339169038
the Icon of Sin is the son of the one who betrayed the humans in Argent D'Nur, he was rewarded by transforming into the Icon of Sin, same as what happened with Olivia Pierce
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>>339169990
are you a pussy vegetarian?
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Doom & The Guys sitcom when?
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>>339169630
I thought that the Night Sentinels are from one dimension and the Doomguy/Doom Slayer was from another.
Gotta reread the lore
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>>339158160
>The chaingun in the MP

I realize I shouldn't care about the MP, but fuck if the chaingun isn't the most OP weapon in multiplayer shootan in recent memory
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>>339165913

>Army uses 5.56 to kill people...

And in our FM it's referred to as an intermediate cartridge, distinctly separate from higher caliber weapon systems like our M14 EBRs, M240B/Ls, Remington XM2010s and M110 SASS.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intermediate_cartridge
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>>339170509
Is that what you got from Olivia
I was under the assumption she was simply sacrificed to the Spider Mastermind
She was bitching about getting screwed over by the demons, based on how fanatical she was I'm guessing she'd be happy if she was turned into a giant powerful demon
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>>339170579

>It's a Doomguy can't find his chainsaw episode
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>>339167754
Reminder that you lost costly satellite due to using inferior imperial system.
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>>339167264
Satan is probably the voice you hear narrating the lore tablets and commanding the demons to kill you when you are closing in on the Crucible.
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>>339165518
Retard
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>>339169220
i know i'm late, but i fucking lost it at this.
god bless you 'murricans. For all your stupid shit, you're a hilarious bunch
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>>339170523
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>>339170767

We launched a satellite, you didn't. We still win.
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>>339170608
I think they're from the same one but once the shit went down with the Night Sentinels Doom Guy didn't stop and kept jumping from dimension to dimension killing demons
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>>339170767
Reminder that the Russians used metric and killed over 200 people with their rocketry programs.
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Stop saying ".50 cal" when referring to .50 BMG.
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>>339159851
Fag.
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>>339166309
... A lot!!
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>>339165529
probably no doom 5, more like what wolfenstein TNO got with the old blood
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>>339169990
>Implying being able to only get sent to space by the people sending dogs to space is an achievement

shiggy
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>>339167553

You don't understand, it is loaded with fucking Armor piercing, incendiary, Tracer. The god damn thing burns hotter than the flames of hell because of White phosphorus. It's like a deadly fallout, a gentle falling snow that melts shit.

When you shoot people, they are being shot, blown up, burned and melted all at once.
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>>339169990
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>>339167915
>>339169576
>>339166830
>>339164830

It's the Twin Mustang.

The Mustang, being an optimal escort aircraft for the B-17/B-29, was an excellent aircraft for high altitude dogfighting and extreme range patrol/interception.

However, as longer range bomber aircraft became the norm (the B-29) a single fuselage aircraft was seen as sub-optimal for escort.

So, what do we do? We weld two P-51s together.

Worked pretty great, served with distinction in the Korean war as night fighters and ground strike aircraft.
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>>339169220
>>339168885
>>339169049
>>339167754
I'm proud to be American, but I can't tell if these posts are satirical or not.
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>>339171239

Well we invented satire too.
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>>339157520
It's the future and it depends on the fictional setting so it's not beyond possibility that things change.

Like in halo the AR would be called a battle ridle these days.
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>>339169126
Boy never have I seen something so obviously made by an asshurt britbong, also
>they commit massive atrocities against civilians
>mfw
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Has Doomguy ever directly faced Satan?
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>>339171205
What do you think it was a race to? Having the most shit in space? Or a race to land a human being on the moon?
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>>339171319
BUNCHA
FUCKING
CLOWNS
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>>339164909

Which is why comic book nerds are almost the lowest on the totem pole. Maybe bronies are lower but that's it.

>IB capeshit fans amerisperg over their hamburger hallucinations
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>>339171120
The US is more than capable of sending its people up in US made rockets.
But why waste the money when you can make the Russians do it for a lot cheaper.
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>Fucking doom thread spirals into shitflinging nationalism

thanks guys
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>>339163972
You can fire a .50 BMG at a grizzly and he won't give a shit unless you hit something vital or a leg bone.
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>>339171559

You're retarded. A a .50 BMG would annihilate a grizzly.
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>>339171239
>I'm proud to be American

where at least I know I'm free

AND I WON'T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED TO GIVE THAT RIGHT TO ME
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>>339157520
"What is the .50 Beowulf cartridge, Alex?"
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