Who does Skyrim belong to?
The Forerunners.
Pretender kings pls go
Jeb Bush
>>339151575
The Dragons
>>339151630
I mean the Forsworn...
i-it's not like I even like baka games like Skyrim anyway!!!
>>339151630
>>339151659
>>339151728
>>339151783
Never should have come here!
It should be portioned between the Empire and High Rock. Nords clearly aren't grown up enough to have their own High King, it should be ruled directly by the Emperor and High King of High Rock. Nordic women exist solely to serve the BBC (Big Breton Cock)
>>339151575
The Normies.
>>339151575
The mods
I YIELD I YIELD
>>339151575
Jews
To the Töpörödött törpördögökhöz
>>339151575
The fucking Empire, that's who. No swear allegiance, faggit
>>339151575
To Bethesda last I checked. Also to their fanbase target which is normies.
>>339151575
Porn modsIs it time to reinstall?
>>339152323
go back to /r9k/ and fap to some weeb porn fedoraman
>>339152569
Never fapped to any game / anime/fantasy related thing. Im not a cuck faggot kek. But thanks for advice.
>only 1280MB of VRAM
>can't possibly enjoy the mod aspect of this game visually
fucking kill me
>>339151575
The Thalmor
it belongs to god
CoD nerds first rpg
>>339152784
>be me
>have nvidia 9800GT
>4GB ram
>Athlon 2 4x2.6 ghz
>see someone has only 1280MB of vRam and complains about this
Top kek
Only one person comes to mind
>>339152980
" >be me "
Ugh.
I'm going to do a bandit playthrough of Skyrim. Those guys are cool, like Land Pirates
>>339151575
The Empire
>>339153147
>Ugh.
>>339151575
THR NORDS!!!
>>339151575
Skyrim is a multicultural society stormcloak bigots please leave and let the redguards rape your women
>>339151575
ET BELONGS TO DA ORKS!
WAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
>>339154671
>redguards
>more like letting all the khajiit rape the women with their barbed dicks
>>339152278
Cyrodil and High Rock do not an empire make.
The Empire is dead anon.
>>339151575
The Jews, you fucking goy.
>>339151575
The Borbs
Belongs to the Empire but those Snow Monkeys want to chimp out because We Wuz Kangz and shiet because Ulfric swears his Great Great Great Great Grandfather was Ysgramor
>>339154975
Ulfric doesn't know what the fuck he's doing and Talos is a lie, the nords can eat shit.
>>339155229
Fuck off dagger ear!
>>339154853
Not even the sickest of degenerates would fuck a khajit
>>339154975
t-the Empire will rise again. T-the Empire will become great again. We used to matter ...
>>339151575
It belongs to the Empire you filthy NordJust like the rest of Nirn does
>>339155268
Fuck you, you uneducated nord piece of shit, your false God can eat shit too!
>>339155393
>tfw the lore will probably stagnate or get raped in Es6
>>339155229
I hope in the next game I can carve the name Talos into the forehead of every knife ear I find.
It will be a constant reminder of what happens when you attack your betters.
>>339155367
Make the empire great again
>>339151575
THE NERDS
Foresworn
>>339151575
Will there ever be an Elder Scrolls game with decent writing again?
>you share the board with the people who actually, genuinly, for fucking real picked stormcloak
>Nords want to secede from the empire
>when the Enemy is literally already in there country
>when the emperror is already planning a fucking counterattack
>Nords don't realise they will get steamrolled when they the empire out
>rest of tamriel falls because the nords are selfish racist cunts
Only a united Empire can stand against the Altmer cunts
>>339155609
Anybody who picked stormcloak basically proved they are not a cuck.
>>339155393
HOL UP
>>339155524
we will build a wall around Blackmarsh and the Argonians will pay for it!
>>339155853
WE DEM BOYZ
>>339155609
>you share the board with the people who actually, genuinly, for fucking real are furries
>>339155764
>implying Ulfric wasn't planning on starting a war with the thalmor
>implying the thalmor have a big enough army without the empire
>implying banning talos worship is not equal to what's going on in Sweden in real life
Face it, the empire are a bunch of cucks.
>>339155609
Obviously because Ulfric Dindu Nuffin Wrong. Torygg was oppressing the nords
>>339155307
Except the Queen of Morrowind.
>>339155520
Why defend a fucking mantled God? Of all Gods to choose, this is the shittiest, it's not only a false God, but a piece of shit too, a greedy, power hungry motherfucker.
Ulfric is an idiot too, even if he wins the war against the empire, he'd be crushed by the elves, only if they had an alliance, then they'd have a chance, but they can't even side with the empire.
>>339155520
>Not giving the elves a bit of Daedric Enrichment
>>339156036
>Ulfric starting a war
>after he just finished a grueling civil war
>Implying the Thalmor use empire troops
I'm giving you the Talos ban, that's supremely retarded, but not the rest
>>339155863
I like the way you think
>>339155609
I went to pick stormcloaks after I did the Empire side to see the difference.
Dropped within first hour.
>>339153147
So much this. You fucking morons may as well post "OK I AM ABOUT TO MAKE A POST ON THE INTERNET NOW" before everything you say. Of course you're fucking you. I am so mad holy fuck.
>>339155964
>using a reaction image makes you furry
>>339156681
Correct
>>339155796
>Side with Ulfric
>LOL we don't know what the fuck we're doing
>Let's battle against the only friends we have the EMPIRE OF COURSE
>Win war
>No more alliances left, no one gives a shit about Skyrim
>Morrowind don't give a shit
>Black marshes don't give a shit
>Not even the fucking cats give a shit
>Elves start another war, not a great war, just a fucking war
>Get crushed
Who thought this was a good idea? Jesus christ.
>>339156178
The AD has swallowed the Cyrodil poison pill.
They have to expend gold and manpower in that province to maintain influence.
Let em have it.
The Redguard have shown they are nearly as adept at killing elves as Nords and hate them with the same fervor.
No reason to not ally.
The Bretons are cut off from Cyrodil so if they have a pragmatic streak will join the alliance.
This would give a defense against "Muh Magic" Elvish supporters are fond of pointing out.
The AD plan seems to hinge on the mannish races being pants on head retarded.
And again
What Empire?
Wolves that hunt in packs.
>>339156889
Just like the Elves crushed Hammerfell
>>339156914
>If they have a pragmatic streak will join the alliance
>After a war against them
Yeah nah.
>>339157007
After a civil war it's doubtful that Skyrim could even stand a chance.
>>339151575
To the arrows in their knees
>>339155863
What? Why Argonians when only elven shit ruined Empire.
To dragons led by vampire lords.
>>339157318
Hammerfell was also damaged when having to fight the elves on their own
And the elves have to go around or through the whole fucking continent to get to Skyrim, after or while already failing in Hammerfell
>>339156889
>empire
>friends
No. A FRIEND wouldn't have unlocked your house for the burglar you just saved his ass from.
A FRIEND wouldn't have helped tie you down while the filthy elf criminal came in and raped your wifu lorkhan.
If the empire is a FRIEND, we don't need friends.
That said,objectively best ending is to side with the empire & complete theDark Brotherhood questline, setting up the dragonborn for taking the throne.
Though, I suppose it'd be possible to support the stormcloaks, then assassinate the emperor, then leave room post-game for the dragonborn to stop being Wulfric's lackey and start being his boss...
>>339157119
When did the Nords go to war with Daggerfall?
For all the AD plans to work the mannish races must be nice and just wait for their turn to be destroyed.
I know Bethesda has a rep for shitty writing but something this bad would be a stretch.
>>339157007
The Nords are neither the best fighters in Tamriel neither do they have a god that is "Move bitch, get out the way" manifested
>>339156956
I think you got lost little pawn. Where's your Arisen?
>>339157318
Yeah, they would totally lose with the dragonborn on their side, it's not like he ended the apocalypse, has killed hundreds of dragons, or even practically single handedly won the war against the empire.
They would be completely steamrolled by a bunch of pointy eared cunts who would die in the cold before they got anywhere with the war.
>>339157730
>the filthy elf criminal came in and raped your wifu lorkhan
Just like Talos, look, I hate elves as much as the next nord, but there's some good on the white gold concordat, they should have waitted a bit, let the elves let their guard down, reunite the empire, then overthrow them, not just rush to battle like mumbling idiots.
>>339158226
>Implying they wouldn't make a canon ending for the dragonborn like the previous game
No, there's no way to count on the dragonborn, he could go ANY WAY they want, he can side with the Daedra for all we fucking know, go for the Dark Brotherhood, or even ignore the fucking war, it's a side quest just like the others. Just like they did with Oblivion, they'll probably make it so you can't change the fate of skyrim.
>>339156118
> Torygg actually liked ulfric, and probally would have helped him if ulfric had just asked
> Torygg didn't even actively enforce Talos worship ban because he knew it was bullshit
And in return Ulfric just kills him, what a stupid muppet
>>339156178
Oh look another knife-ear preacher.
If you hate existence so much, why not just fucking off yourself and get it over with?
Stop evangelizing your stupid shit at the rest of us.
>>339151828
>Big Breton Cock
Bretons have the smallest dicks in Tamriel (right after Bosmer of course)
>>339158902
ain't nobody got nothing on dat dwemer robo-cock
NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE
Since Morrowind the host province for previous title is revealed to have been fucked over somehow in the time between games.
How does Skyrim get fucked?
Falmer invasion?
Start of a new ice age?
Something unforseen?
>>339158824
>Unironically believing in Talos
You pray to a man stabbing your true God, Talos was mantled, stop being so gullible.
Get these filthy cats outta here
>>339158565
Hey! Talos RESPECTED our waifu! He BECAME our waifu!
>just watch the knife-ears have their way with us, we'll totally get them back after we reunite everyone LOL
Even if the cuck-emperor could get his shit together and do that, you really think the elves would let that happen?
Do you think they're just sipping lattes and watching the moons go 'round in the summerset isles?
>>339154305
>>ugh
>>339159221
BY KILLING YSMIR? BULLSHIT!
>>339158565
If he fought for Ulfric I'd give him a fair chance of siding against the Aldmeri dominion, if we're talking about him being a wild card then the entire point of siding with the stormcloaks becomes moot.
>>339151575
>Playing Dunmer
>Go to Windhelm while exploring
>See my people being oppressed and abused just for being foreigners
>Can't do jack shit at all to improve their standing in the city and make the Grey Quarter not shit.
>Can't save that hooker from the murderer
This entire city is just a massive disappointment
>>339159179
Khajit all complain about being sterotyped as drug addicts/dealers and thieves.
Every last one of em are skilled thieves and are holding/selling drugs.
Why can't Khajit be used in crafting.Is a comfy pair of slippers too much to ask for?
The garbage heap
Look at these pity smoothskins fighting on a continent that was never theirs to begin with.
As with the grayskins all will be returned to its rightful owner.
>>339159542
Go away tree hugger, go pray to your daedra worshipping trees.
>>339159542
keep talking, ill just keep buying your women into slavery and forcing myself on them
>not letting things take their natural flow so empires can end and feudalism can take hold
>nords want to ban this
lol
makes u think
>>339159397
>>339159542
I've heard Hist burns really well.
Is that true?
>>339159676
The Empire already is a feudal system.
>>339159542
You're controlled by trees
I don't think you're in a position to say anything
>>339159626
>>339159613
Even your mangod couldn't do jackshit to us.
We will just wait for our time.
>>339159395
Nords "You guys have been through alot.Here have an island or you can crash here until you get back on your feet."
Dumner "We don't get to live in the palace?"
That is what dumner see as oppression.
If Ulfric was racist he would have locked the Hist Lickers and smurfs in and let nature sort things out.
>>339151575
Those who can take and hold it.
I love Skyrim with a passion, but seeing you guys argue over this like it was the presidential election of 2016 is to cringy to handle.
>>339159808
Our makers are beyond your pity believes!
Even the WorldEater could not destroy them!
Even the Deadric Lord of Destruction was overrun by us!
>>339159854
Don't push your luck, you fucking lizard, I may side with the empire, but I will burn every single tree in all of Nirn to kill you if I have to, hear my fucking words.
>>339160138
>i love skyrim with a passion
top tier cringe material right there
>>339160198
>Hist
>>339160230
Holy shit, you're right.
Just tried to point out how much I like it, failing miserabely. Does not make this thread any less cringe no matter what though..
>>339160141
BIG
Breton Master Race
Why do these threads always ignore that there's some asshole running around that controls all the dragons now?
>Everyone ignoring the shit tier race that is wood elves
>>339160138
>i love skyrim with a passion
>passion
>>339160451
>>339160202
You'll be dead before you touch the first leaf.
The mighty Argonia unconquerable.
>>339160442
Because the next game will too.
>joined the Companions
>got Werewolf powers
>after that joined the Empire
>raided Whiterun
>run right past the Companions sanctuary
>nobody comes out and exclaims about how I'm a traitor,not climatic fight with the leader of the Comapanions defending Whiterun
>game just ignores this fact that I betrayed everything I told them
Holy shit why are we arguing over this when we could be talking about how shit Skyrim is as a whole.
>>339151575
nords
>he thinks Ulfric is working against the Thalmor
http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Thalmor_Dossier:_Ulfric_Stormcloak
>>339160198
Alduin didn't even try to fight you, and the trees didn't do shit against Dagon, they called every single fucking lizard to fight it out for them, you're a tool for these tress.
>>339160451
Must be hard being the worst(elves) of the worst.
>>339160138
>I love Skyrim with a passion
These are the people you may be discussing video games with at any given moment.
You're never safe from shit taste
WHERE MUH BRETONS AT
>>339160568
>Implying the next game isn't going to be about Summerset Isle getting burned to the ground by the Dragonborn with you in the middle.
>>339159854
>j-just you wait!
>we'll rise up!
>y-you'll see!
>we'll take what's ours!
Back to your containment swamp.
>>339160698
spoiler]Wayrest.[/spoiler]
>>339160660
Just because I love Skyrim doesn't mean I don't see it's flaws baka.
Name one game that is as beautiful and chill as Skyrim. Fuck the stories, just the smoothness of the gameplay
>>339160715
Yes, I am implying that.
Altmer treat Woodies and cats like shit. Why don't they rise up and unite with Redguards and Nords to crush them? Or at least to take the empire back.
>>339160645
Ally didn't know what the fuck was going on. He's literally never been stopped from doing what he was created to do.
>Alduin wipes out the world so the high elves never finish breaking the towers
If you kill Alduin you let the high elves win no matter which side of the war you support.
>>339160659
Honestly who picks wood elves?
>>339160805
Played as Nord, Argonian and High Elf
What next? Kind of puzzled what race would be cool to play as.
>>339160805
>the smoothness of the gameplay
t. Bro Hochad
>>339160906
Breton. Illusion and Conjuration only.
>>339160761
As if the wheels aren't in motion already.
>>339160805
>just the smoothness of the gameplay
>>339160843
Stopping Alduin is what gives anybody a chance to win, not just the Thalmor.
>>339160138
>'loves game with a passion'
>hates discussing/memeing it
Oh teach me your sneaky ways, Big Fat Cat Tats.
>>339160998
The Argonians do not control that much of Morrowind. It was never a campaign to hold land.
>>339160451
But they're such good stealth archers..
>>339160836
Then you are a fool.
>mfw there never will be a mod where you can create a castle and feel like a Badass with a Army of your choosing
>da dragun bron will kill elfs skyrim for the nords!!!
Yes, just like the fucking Nerevarine and the cuck delivery boy saved their respective provinces from the eruption and the Aldmeri invasion, right? They're all fucking demigods, and they will all be written out of the fucking plot as soon as their game is over as usual.
>>339160642
Ulfric was a Manchurian Candidate that went off the wire.
>>339160993
Good idea, will do so
>>339160843
It's a very complicated situation, but I'd rather figt it out with the Thalmor and Alduin, then just stop existing.
>>339161145
Bethesda will never confirm a canon LDK.
>>339160998
Vvardenfell is still inhabited, anon.
>>339161176
>implying
>>339161275
So is the mainland, for that matter.
Wood Elf the worst race sorry
>>339160805
Yeah, smoothness, like using a butterknife to butter enemies until they fall over.
Smoooth
>>339161176
>implying
My castle is so fucking big, I literally get lost in it. It almost has 200 guards, not counting elite units, generals, and unique NPCs. Only things left to finish are the torture room, the prison, and the rape dungeon.
>>339160589
>>after that joined the Empire
>>raided Whiterun
What the fuck? You defend Whiterun from the Stormcocks,Anon. What mod did you use?
>>339161275
By shitty Rederon.
Mainland is mainly argonian territory.
>>339161469
No, it's not.
I can't stop
help me
>>339156486
dropped because you realized there was no difference?
>>339161524
Break your computer, then you'll have to stop. This is so simple.
>>339161524
Why stop when you can embrace the madness?
>>339161524
>Kitty McButrt
>Butrt
?????
>>339161286
>implying i want a few of my soldiers raiding another Castle and return with hostages then start a war with That castle
>>339151575
SKYRIM BELONGS TO MY NARDS
>All of this talk of wars and Gods
And I'm just like...
>>339161674
Fuck off.
>>339161791
Literally who is this
>>339161449
I was wrong I was thinking you get the quest from some Imperial Commander but you get it from a Stormcloak...its been forever since I touched Skyrim
>>339161791
>>339161791
Honestly orcs are the only non-shit mer race.
>>339161683
it's supposed to be Butt.
>>339161896
They're literally the shit-mer race.
>>339161849
orc
>>339160843
The only tower that you find out gets wrecked in Skyrim is Crystal Like Law.
Makes you think going back to Oblivion you hear that Daedra worship has increased on Summerset.
In Skyrim you find out the Daedra tore down CLL Tower leading to the rise of the Thalmor.
Coincidence?
You also find out the Thalmor general captured was rescued by a winged twilight from WG tower.
Have the Altmer forgotten the lessons of the dumner and daedra?
>>339159397
They're a subtle caricature of negroes. Very smart Todd, very smart.
I don't get why anyone cares about politics when we're well aware of the real big time magic bullshit going on in the universe. Even if the elves want to ultimately due super magic bullshit it's all meaningless in the grand scheme of things. It's like caring about a single baker NPC in a city or some shit.
>>339161930
Quite literal, but they're the best of mer, really.
>>339159146
>How does Skyrim get fucked?
well because the developers are hugecucksit gets fucked by them making it so the empire won the civil war in the canon and being subject to harsher sanctions by the thalmore while the empire salvages its resources to reinforce cyrodil.
Seriously, morrowind only got fucked because the dark elves had kept slaves in the old lore and they wanted to get fanfiction tier lore payback on them.
>>339161896
>>339161930
Both are true.
>>339162001
Nah. You're right about politics, but the Thalmor's brand of politics is on par with, say, Alduin's appetite.
>>339161930
Strong independent green alpha-mer.
>>339162032
Nope, you're wrong about what happened to Morrowind.
>>339159024
Nah, all the Dwemmer have is their sense of humour even when they've lost a lung, a spleen, a bladder, two legs, thirty-five feet of small intestine, and their ability to reproduce.
>>339162032
Forgetting the whole island exploding anon?
>>339162179
>A race of literal losers that turned into literal feces
>Alpha
>>339162287
Just another example of Mer on Mer crime.
Around elves watch yourselves.
>>339162213
how is it wrong?
>dunmer kept argonians as slaves. they so mean!
>lol their mountain exploded
>argonians invade! now we are the mastas!
>>339162283
no what i said accounted for the island exploding.How dense are you?
>>339162440
1) The destruction of Morrowind was planned as far back as the development of Morrowind (the game) by the original developers
2) It's the best thing that could have happened to the Dunmer
>>339160998
>he thinks the empire exists as an independent entity by the time of skyrim
>>339162287
>some weak nord who returned one day to he his wife being fucked by the BGC
>>339162456
>Alternate start mod
Mah iq
>>339162558
It does.
>>339161943
The civil war of skyrim is what deactivates it's tower aka the Throat of the World. So the thalmor want the war to continue ad infitum. By winning the civil war you stop that for a while but the thalmor will find another war to start again eventually.
>>339162558
>is an empire
>independent provinces
ye.... kay mate
>>339162287
>Orc chief
>Fuck everyone I want
>Fight for fun
>Fuck your laws nigger we do it our style here
>Betas
>could've made a bomb ass civil war quest for Skyrim
>it's just kill some soldiers 5 or 6 times
>>339162816
>>339162585
But yet can't even hold a nation together. lol
>>339162602
It's pretty much a must, that vanilla start is fucking annoying and tedious.
>>339162543
1) doesnt go counter to my narrative at all. also would need proof for it.
2) what are you talking about?
>>339162816
>>Fuck your laws nigger we do it our style here
Yes, that's why they were kicked out of their own land by everyone else, and have to keep moving because they can't hold land for shit.
As if being cucked so hard, your entire race turns into literal fecal matter wasn't bad enough. Granted that was probably an improvement considering they were Mer.
>>339159397
It's an issue with their writing. The whole lore deal with Khajiit is they're supposed to be free spirited, beautiful, fast creatures created by Azura specifically under Sithis' command to ensure the moons would always remain in the sky. Supposedly created from the same stock the Bosmer came from.
Their theme is meant to be that they're free spirited and wild to the point of being self destructive. But the games tend to not give a shit about them, and when they bother to use them at all, they're just shitty thieves. They're one of the main races, but probably the most abused in terms of ignoring their lore and place in the setting for convenience. Argonians at least tend to be treated well, when they're used at all outside of being slaves.
>>339162871
they did
50 years of non-stop siege of Orsinium.
when it was finally sacked they rebuild it again
>>339160998
Based negroes
Do Khajiit women lust for human men?
>>339153147
>">be me"
>>339162871
>Implying we didn't take orsinium back
Nigga, you misinformed.
>>339162979
It has nothing to do with retribution and it's not something newer developers pulled out of nowhere to make a point or something.
If you want proof, read through all the archived developer forum posts.
I'm talking about the long game.
>>339163102
No.
>>339163031
Who are the negros of TES anyway.
Dunmer, Orcs. Argonian?
>>339163102
Khajiit are all sluts, they lust for everything that moves.
>>339163181
forgot redguard
>>339163181
dumner.
>>339163260
They're Egyptian Japanese pirates.
>>339163102
Unlikely, considering the competition. Some species of Khajiits are gigantic tigers. Have you seen what feline dicks look like? You'll never satisfy a pussy built for that much abuse. Also, you probably can't handle drugs strong enough to fucking teleport you to another plane.
>>339163181
Nords
>>339163181
kajiits and argonians.
They are the sub races.
>>339163102
Yes
>>339163218
Why so?
>>339163260
Surprisingly not the niggers of TES.
Go figure.
That belongs to the dumner.
>>339159359
It is moot though. Whoever you side with is due to your own convictions, the dragonborn will have no impact on the war. Just like the hero in daggerfall was unable to change fate because muh dragonbreak.
>>339163181
I was talking about Reguards,but they are basically black japanese with arabic influences
>>339163328
This is why Bethesda isn't going to make a game set in Elsweyr any time soon.
Loverslab down?
>>339163181
Khajiit.
>>339163369
They're nothing but mammals, see>>339163460
>>339163428
Cant have degeneracy ruin the launch of console mod.
>>339163460
You're making my teeth itch.
>>339163328
>implying they wouldn't jump at the chance at smooth human monkey dick
Cats have spiny strawberry dicks that satisfy nobody.
>>339162179
NICE MESHWORK ON THE BELT NERD!
Why do Khajit lick their butts?
>>339163801
To get the taste of Khajiit cooking out of their mouths.
>>339162656
>>339162786
The Empire has de facto been subjugated by the Aldmeri Dominion, Imperial ''independence'' is just a joke, that's the entire point the game is trying to make with the civil war in Skyrim. The Empire is pretending to be independent when it has been conquered by the Aldmeri Dominion to the point where they allow the militar wing of the governing arm of the Aldmeri Dominion free reign in ''Imperial'' provinces.
>>339163460
Buff pls go
Anyone know how to fix this?
>>339163425
>Arabic influence
Their entire culture is moorish Arab, there's not a single trace of Japanese. Even the fucking Hoonding is similar to Islam. The only thing black about them is their skin color. Akaviri races and Dunmers is where the Japanese influence can be seen.
>>339163858
who
>>339163841
Motherfucking ZING
>>339163931
You quoted the wrong post, but I was one of the people who said they were Japanese.
Because they have a lot of Japanese influence.
Read about it.
>>339163847
That doesnt change the fact that Skyrim and High Rock are still officially part of it.
>>339163102
I believe it is more appropriate to say that Khajiit grill lusts. Man, Mer, it don't matter.
>>339164019
I hope they set Skyrim 2 in the land of the Red Guards.
