>He mains Tracer
>He picks Torbjorn on Attack
>He mains Bastion
>He plays shit games
>he mains
>>339114059
>He mains Symmetra
>>339114059
> he sits alone on his floor trying to be edgy because his mom and dad gave up on him and instead give love to his younger sibling
They're cooler than you anon. I'm sorry
>He mains Genji, Reaper, Hanzo, McCree, Mei, or D.Va
>he mains
>>339114059
underrated post
>he doesn't play support
>>339114335
a-are you ok? Normally I say 'projecting' to mock people. But you seem to be going through some stuff there.
>>339114358
No need to be upset.
>He plays Zenyatta
>>339115021
I'm pretty good. Stuck at work. Would like to get home and play BDO.
>>339114059
>he fishes for (You)s
Thanks bro
>>339114187
Symmetras portal is helpful as fuck. Her damage is strong as fuck. Her turrets are great at well placed locations.
The only thing is, she doesn't heal. I guess she has somewhat okay shields.
My point is, it's really not THAT bad.
>>339114358
>MFW favorite heroes are Genji, Hanzo, McCree and junkrat
>>339114059
>he lives in a third world country , is underage, or cannot afford to spend $40
OUT
FUCKING
MEME'D
*presses E*
*repositions*
>he has mains in a counterpicking game
>he mains Phara
>>339117000
> paying $40 for a paper rock scissors game.
Fuck Mei. She's fucking broken and isn't beatable in a 1v1. I hate that character so much.
>>339113565
How do I not suck with Tracer? She's my waifu but I'm terrible with her
>>339117668
Literally just get out of range of her ice beam
>>339117764
Play her properly.
Don't stick with your group, your role is a lone wolf, who goes around behind the enemy lines and pokes them. Hit and run, don't try to get kills unless it's 100% certain you can do it.
Poke, distract, run and make them chase you endlessly
Your job is to make enemies forget doing the objective and get obsessed with trying to kill you instead.
>>339113565
>>339117841
>>339117668
>>339117745
All you have to do is pick the counter character and press the win button.
Gosh, don't you people know how to play generation Z video games?
![36a6a795db[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/J7BOfzg.jpg "36a6a795db[1].jpg")
help
>>339113565
>WE
>>339117910
What is up with these terrible balloon character?
>>339113565
>he mains
>>339113869
this
>payload escort level
>player picks torbjorn
>mfw
>THERES NO WAY TO GIFT A FRIEND OVERWATCH
BLUNDER
OF
THE
CENTURY
>>339118140
>>339113869
>He builds his turret on the payload
>>339118156
>buy a key from amazon
>send it to the friend
>he has the game
Hope this might help
>>339114358
>he mains Genji, Reaper, Hanzo, McCree, Mei, or D.Va
whoever he is, he's got taste
>>339118283
>amazon only sells the 60$ PC version
lol
>>339117896
It is good to skick with the payload at the right times though. It really depends on how shit your aim is.
I'm having fun
>>339118373
Really. I thought I saw keys for the $40 the other day. That sucks then.
>>339118017
trying to put too much detail in the face
I say this as someone who has been completely raped by many on the other team and completely saved by many on the other but why is Bastion in the game? He's so braindead
>>339118668
>why is a defensive character that roots themselves in place to defend a strict and defined area in the game
>>339114335
T-That's me.
>>339113869
>He picks Torbjorn at all
>>339113869
>I do just that and I still win
I guess you shouldn't fix what ain't broke.
>>339118373
That is the only retail version of the game. It's only $40 on blizzard's site digitally.
![winston[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ubnaaBY.png "winston[1].png")
>>339115040
HAS
>>339120225
a 4cm penis, due to being a gorilla.
>>339113565
... I wanna fug that balloon Tracer.
>>339114335
There's literally nothing cool about Overwatch. If you had a girl over and showed her that you play that, she would friendzone you instantly and probably never talk to you again.
>>339117910
Is that balloon Jesus?
>consolefriend mains tracer
>he still gets more kills than me
Why am I so shit.
>>339121831
Because Tracer guns are free eliminations since they have ridiculous spread but massive firerate and are hitscan. You're supposed to be annoying the enemy team more than damaging them, but that results in you getting assist credit for everything.
>play genji because I got his Bedouin legendary skin or whatever and the damn voice line
>headshot a widowmaker with a reflect
>dragonblade
>three kills on the point, we win
>whisper widowmaker
>"don't worry about it, you are only human"
>FUCK YOU NIGGER REPORTED
>>339120920
>girl
The fuck is wrong with you? You straight or something?
>>339113565
Saw that at the Zing grand opening as wellexcuse snapchat
>>339122916
Oh my God, this angle makes it look even worse.
>team mate switches to JUSTICE for in door payload areas.
Might as well put yourself in a Meat grinder
>>339122916
>Zing
Fuck burn it down cunt
>tfw when the opposite team tries our winning strategy on the following round and gets bamboozled.
Best feeling.
>>339124750
>Go Pharah
>Earn ultimate salt from the other team
>Next round starts
>Their team now has 2 Pharahs
>They can't aim for shit
>Blow them out of the sky all round
>They leave before the round is over
I love this game
When are we getting new skins? I fucking hate all of Lucio's skins but love everything he does, I can't stand that stupid hair or that deadmouse helmet.
>>339113565
Snake?
>I rate Tracer
>>339117668
>isn't beatable in a 1v1
>mcgree stun
>fan
dead
literally what
>>339113565
>he exclusively plays certain characters and doesn't pick the character he plays based on the situation at hand
>>339125169
>I don't proof read my posts.
>>339114984
I can only play support with friends, its no fun supporting a retard would rather fuck around with some other class
>>339115052
I want to play him but fuck do I suck with him, I just get one shot all day when I play him. Feels real bad man
>>339126037
>mei 250 hp
>thinks mcree fan will kill her within stun
>she mashes shift and regains all of her hp
>you freeze to death
literally what
>>339117668
tracer just dances around her
McCree just stuns and kills
out snipe with widow or Hanzo
pin with reinhart (good luck with that one but I manage)
>he
>>339122260
how do I whisper someone? I tried to and it just kept saying the name I was using was incorrect, only lets me whisper friends :|
>>339116476
She's fucking shit compared to mercy and lucio though, no reason to play her.
>Attacking on Anubis and the enemy team has Widowmaker and Hanzo with a teleporter up 24/7
Just fucking kill me. Did blizz even playtest this map?
>>339126702
Except you knowfor fun.
>>339126382
>>thinks mcree fan will kill her within stun
McCree kills me on Mei all the fan with a full fan. Try not missing.
Even if it doesn't, roll and fan again.
>>339126382
fan is fucking 400 damage, and you can best believe most of it is within the stun, Mei doesn't survive that shit unless you manage to miss you fucking garbage
>mfw I pick torb on payload attack
>mfw i build on the payload
>mfw the kill dozer plows through non stop to the finish
>mfw i get potg
>mfw 5/5 metals are gold
pub stomping is fun i guess
>mfw I pick Bastion and only Bastion every time and go out of my way to find annoyingly placed corners to completely fuck up the flow of the enemy team by simply spraying and draining half of their health with one burst of my minigun while my team goes in and finishes the job.
