(becaise it's not indie and it costs $39,99?, so reviewers review games based on price and not on gameplay...)
this game is 10/10 because it's 14 dollars and this one is 4/10 because it's 39
>game journalism
I dunno, man. DSP said it was shit and he has the best reviews around.
yes you fucking idiot, ratings need to be based on price, are you retarded?
>>339109332
I'm sorry I just thought the gameplay were somehow important
Sorry
Price can be a huge factor in some reviews. a few hours of fun for $15 is better than a few hours of completely repetitive and braindead combat for $40.
Mutants in Manhattan is complete garbage and one of the laziest excuses of a game i've seen in years.
>>339109520
Would you judge a browser based game and a purchase by the same standard?
hyperlight drifter has a special thanks to anita sarkeesian
a gamespot employee now works for anita sarkeesian
you figure it out
>>339109520
how about you learn some fucking english first
you are probably going to pirate it anyway you fucking spic, so get out
>>339108642
TMNT sucks dicks OP.
Stop having buyers remorse because you fell for the Activision Platinum shit for a third time.
>>339109520
He didn't say it wasn't. Your implying the only factor that goes into getting a vidya is the ganeplay. In a perfect world money isn't factored in because we're all neet and our parents buy us our vidya but this isn't a perfect world and this is just how it works. Money makes the world go round. The value of what you get from something is highly dependent on what you put into the equation.
>>339109520
What's so special about TMNT:MIM's gameplay? It's Light/Heavy Attack: The Game. There's about as much gameplay there as walking simulators.
>they somehow made a game worse than https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Mi1siF5WgQ
>>339109618
I find very hard to give 9 or 10 to a flash game and at the same time give 3/10 for some game I find the combat "repetitive".
>>339110040
The game's entire purpose is the combat, if the combat is repetitive then it failed at what it set out to do.
>>339109694
>so get out
hipster rant worst rant.
>>339109974
>There's about as much gameplay there as walking simulators.
Fez 10/10
Undetale 9.5/10
Depression Quest: 9.0
Revolution 60: 10/10
OY
VEY
>>339110150
You can't find game play is repetitive note on the hipster gamespot review though.
THE
GOYIM
HAS
SPOTTED
US
It actually costs $60 on PS4, $40 is for PS3 and Xbox 360 I think.
>>339108642
TMNT is pretty bad, but indie games seem to graded differently. Much easier time getting a higher grade.
>if TMNT was developed by Phil Pish in 8-bit pixel """"""""""art"""""""""" it would get 10/10 before its release
>>339110260
>combat is repetitive
You blind nigga?
>>339110272
It's 50 on current gen, 40 on last gen.
>>339110461
Sarcasm stupid goym, nice to meet you.
>>339110260
>Depression Quest: 9.0
>Revolution 60: 10/10
literally where
>Fez 10/10
phil fish is a whole different story, he was a genius salesman and a hipster idol, thankfully he's retired.
>Undetale 9.5/10
it's a meme and the famdom sucks, but this is fundamentally a good game
>>339110596
You seem incredibly fucking stupid and most certainly salty.
I bet you work for Platinum. Your game's shit, get over it.
Opinions.
>>339110710
>it's a meme and the famdom sucks, but this is fundamentally a good game
B-BUT...
>SJW is bad BUT anti-SJW is just as bad
Very easy to spot hipsters trying to appear non-hipster in /v/
>top tier IDW Turtles
>top tier Platinum games
Why did it have to suck ass. Why didn't I realize it was going to be shit. Why why why.
>>339110759
Better than Undertale, Fez, Shovelware Knight and Braid (MUH DEPRESSION) combined.
>>339110861
what, are you calling me sjw now?
listen pal, I've never even played the game and don't know the full story, but I've seen some videos and the gameplay is fundamentally innovative, this is a fact, not an opinion
>>339110958
why do you keep bringing Fez and now fucking Braid into the mix, those games are old as fuck
sounds like you have some unresolved issues
>>339108642
in a scale were 5 was an average game a 4 would make sense
but in a 11/10 world a 4 should imply the game is majorly broken
also hyper light drifter is shit in basically every aspect
>>339111001
Another hipster that play games on youtube
>>339110958
Keep telling yourself that, it won't won't make it any less shit.
>>339110903
I think if the game was 60fps it might have been a lot better.
>>339111157
I'm not saying TNMT is superb goyim, I'm saying it's nowhere as bad as Fez and Undertale despite low score reviews.
>>339111207
Nah the gameplay is still braindead, nothing will save it.
>>339110260
>Depression Quest: 9.0
>Revolution 60: 10/10
Nobody has ever said that.
Fucking nobody
>>339108642
Or maybe one game is 4/10 because it sucks and the other is 9/10 because it doesn't?
>>339111292
Korra gameplay was braindead, but I still found it enjoyable. Well that one was also like $15.
>>339111291
Nah they're equally shit. At least the indieshit didn't have the balls to charge full price for their turd.
>>339111356
Revolution 60
>90
RPG Fan
Jul 27, 2014 A most triumphant and excellent adventure.
Depression Quest
>100
Fantastic game--as someone who has dealt with depression, I greatly appreciate the role this game serves in helping sufferers cope and raising public awareness.
>>339111113
The aesthetic was pretty good though.
>>339111446
people should also know by now to pay money for platinum shovelware
>ACTIVISION PRESENTS A BRANDED GAME BROUGHT TO YOU BY PLATINUM GAMES
pick it up for $10, because that's the amount of effort going into it
Game journalism died when /v/ sent a love poster to SJW sand pedophiles at Nintend of America
''FROM /V/ TO U''
NEVER FORGET
>>339111446
This game should have been 30 dollars max. Maybe even a 15-20 dollar digital only title. Maybe they thought they could get away with a higher price tag because of the upcoming movie?
>>339111113
Honestly I agree. 4/10 is a fair score, however nowadays 8 is average, 4 is a literally designed by Nazi Germany to cause maximum unenjoyment game.
TMNT is a piece of shit OP and it costs 40 dollars
>>339111726
You have to go back to /pol/.
It's really sad that Platinum Games are shovelling out this shite when they could be doing something people actually give a shit about like making Vanquish 2.
>>339111857
am I wrong?
Am I wrong?
>>339111916
Yes. Game journalism's been dead ever since they stopped doing it for fun and instead started doing it for the money. So it died like 20 years ago.
I mostly enjoyed the game for the boss battles especially the "secret" ones but god damn there are so many blaring problems with it.
It should have taken notes from transformers devastation and should have just let you play solo with the a.i sometimes joining in during certain scenarios like td. The co op a.i is so retarded and makes the harder mode levels a nightmare.
Also:
>No combo move unlocks
>No boss battle modes
It should have just been devastation but with turtles.
>>339108642
>This 4 hour game is better than Fez and Undertale
Are you talking about TMNT? No it's fucking not, that piece of shit is nowhere near Undertale and Fez what the fuck are you talking about
Not a fan of undertale, but tmnt makes it look good in comparison, shit, it makes all indie stuff look far better, also, HLD is a very great game and the overall pixel art is on point 24/7, that shit needs mad zkillz (well, not so much but still), it is decent, at a decent price for what it is
>>339111589
Okay, so one of your problems is that you get reviews from garbage websites.
>>339112156
>it makes all indie stuff look far better
>>339112119
>that piece of shit is nowhere near Undertale and Fez
THE WONDERS OF MULTICULTURALISM AND SOCIALIST BRAINWASHING
>Pixel """""""art""""""
>>339112269
I like how Hyper Light Drifter has fucking terrible art, but you poison the well by being a /pol/ack with a two-digit IQ.
Is this thread being invaded by contract artists for that shit game pretending to be goobers?
>>339109332
So should Reviews raise all their previous scores as games' prices lower?
>>339112370
Reddit is pretty much /pol/-lite nowadays.
>>339112682
Now you just stick out as tumblr.
>>339112269
Not recognizing the thing about pixel art brands you with fire with the word "feggòt" all over your skin...
Dude, there will be a moment when indie-insanity will hit you in the back of the head... just let time pass and you will understand
(Or maybe... i dunno, it will take 5 years for your 13 y/o ass to grow up full mature)
>>339112682
so reddit migrated to /v/... holy shit the neo/v/ was not a meme
>>339112370
I think you mean Tumblr, you're getting your boogeymen mixed up.
/v/ allowed
- Pro Alison Rapp
- Pro Brianna Wu
- Pro SJW games
- Pro blacks in WWI
Now allowed
- Games that are not LGBT friendly
- Racist comments
- Hurting other people's feelings
>paying attention to what Gamespot says
I bet you think IGN is a bastion of journalistic integrity, and Polygon writers should be annual Pulitzer Prize candidates.
>>339112269
>SJWs complain because there isn't multiculturalism in videogames
>this is bad
>you complain because there is multiculturalism in videogames
>this is ok
What are you fucking retarded?
>It's a /pol/tards shit up a /v thread/ with their irrelevant, meme politics thread again
>>339111207
I played it at 60
It doesn't get better
>>339109558
wait until you see platinum's next licensed game, nier 2
>>339112370
I think this person is dying
>>339113659
Yeah, even for a fatty she looks pretty bad.
>>339109520
Initial pricing point matters, the whole point of reviews is assuring people that they won't be wasting there money.
For example the Godzilla game from last year would have been completely fine as a $20 game, but it was priced for a full $60.
is the TMNT game like the transformers one?
Is the bottom game any good?
>>339108642
Nothing is better than Undertale.
>>339113847
>is the TMNT game like the transformers one?
Nope.
>Is the bottom game any good?
Nope.
>>339108642
You could literally apply ALL of those pros/cons from TMNT to TF and Korra as well
>>339113965
what went so wrong with tmnt then?
Hyper light drifter and fez are good games, op is a faggot for implying otherwise.
>>339110260
>different people have different ways of reviewing things
wowee!
if you have a problem with how Gamespot reviewed it, speak to the person who reviewed it himself.
>>339114060
It's just boring as fuck with no real reason to do anything but spam light and heavy attack.
Because their games for Activision lack the production values of their regular titles so review companies don't have to pretend that they come there for anything else. Not like they're there for the gameplay.
When it comes to wowing critics, not looking like a cel-shaded PS2 title helps.
I like their games, well most of them Anarchy Reigns was dogshit, but they really don't know what sells. Apparentally Activision don't care either.
>TMNT
>also for PS360
>PS360
YOU SEE ^THIS^ SHIT DEVS?
STOP IT!
>>339110861
come on man, if you're going to strawman then post the comic thanks
>>339114430
>people still so retarded they blame devs for something they have no control over
>>339114643
except they do. It's also pubs fault as well. Its twenty fucking sixteen.
>>339114376
>get license
>shit out low-cost product
>sell to children for more than license cost
this formula is why everyone learned to avoid movie games in the nes daysatari if we include ET
>>339114529
>uses reactionary
yeah you're a tumblrina
it's okay to be a faggot, but hugo chavez was a terrible person and you probably are too
>>339108642
It's 40 dollars for a shitty game. People complained about the price for the Order and more recently Star Fox Zero, it's not some conspiracy against Platinum
>>339114801
Yeah, if they want to lose their job.
Who do you think the shareholders and CEO of the studio are going to listen to? The code monkey who could be replaced in 2 minutes by some cunt fresh out of college who will work for next to nothing or the guy giving them 50 million dollars?
Whats with the word "sparse" popping up in reviews all of a sudden
>>339115348
It sounds more professional than "there's fuck all in it"
>>339115348
do you not know what sparse means, or are you suggesting that if i go through the trouble of analyzing the last five years of reviews at gamespot i'll see an uptick in the usage of that particular word
>>339108642
>This 4 hour game
Read your own subject line, retard
>>339115508
It was good enough for The Order 1886.
>>339113487
The only outsider here is you.
>Platinum Defense Force will still try to defend a piece of shit like TMNT
pls stop
>tfw platinum have more shit games than good games
At least I can keep replaying Bayonetta, right?
>>339115585
it wasn't, nobody liked or rated the order as a good game
>>339112541
No. Ratings are a value judgement at time of release. No need for non sequitur extrapolations.
>>339108642
>still paying attention to reviews
>ever paying attention to reviews
>>339112370
>>339112541
yes, actually if you have Amazon prime you need to add 2 points to any review for an accurate rating.
>Mfw I thought Transformers looked great
>>339112370
>What do you think?
0/10 bait.
>>339109520
would you buy a $40 movie if it was one of the best films of the year?
that's what I thought.
>>339108642
>This 4 hour game is better than Fez and Undertale
By what metric? Undertale has been consistently better than anything Platinum has ever put out, and has more content, despite being a short indie title.
>>339113487
>that picture
what's the joke?
