Were they gay?
ur gay
>>339108118
nah
What were their names again?
>>339108118
I have a hard time killing fags online so yes they were the biggest faggots in gaming history
>>339108736
Chip and Dale
>>339108118
I don't think so, I don't think lorian is at least, lothric might be.
Brotherly love is my fetish.
>fag wears make up and hugs his fag brother
What do you think?
No, they were just true bros
Only single children think they're gay
>>339108736
Lee Daniels and the Butler
>>339108736
Onii and chan
nah they were just famalams
>>339109857
This is why I don't feel bad for consumed king...he had full fucking right to disown those two faggots and start a new with ocelotte
>>339108118
Well obviously. Having any kind of physical contact with a member of your gender makes you gay.
>>339108736
Cripple-kun and his retard brother
was shebest girl?
>>339108118
I don't know, I mean Dark Souls is basically "Fetish: The video game series" so it's possible.
>>339110289
Sirris is best girl
>>339108736
Johnny and Gyro
>>339109857
>king of the scalies freaking over gay incest
Miyazaki watched Game of Thrones and thought "How can I top this? GAY incest!"
>>339108902
I have a sibling and I think they're pretty gay.
>>339108118
>tfw no twink to hold me tightly
Said one, two!
>>339110289
she was never let to be best girl
pontiff Sullivan made sure of that
just another reason to dislike him
>>339110289
That's not the Firekeeper...
>>339110605
And of course between guys because Miyazaki like most Japs is a gay faggot.
No because that would be progressive while the whole game was FromSoft reveling in the past.
>>339108736
Hot Wheels and Ben Garrison
What was his fucking problem?
>>339110289
>Royal daughter
>Forced to be a dancer and then an outrider knight
Why?
>>339111309
>No because that would be progressive
>>339110419
THIS GUY KNOWS WHATS UP
>>339108736
Ren and Stumpy
>>339111436
name one thing he did wrong.
>>339111801
Fucked over almost everyone in Irithyll
>>339108790
Rescue Rangers
>>339111801
Not name his stand.
>>339112175
Didn't you hear him say 「Judas Priest」 right before it appeared? Do you not play with sound on or something?
>>339109857
They are the same race as the Dancer, right?
>>339112330
Please don't sexualize the Dancer. She has suffered enough
>>339112294
Hmm, must have missed it.
No.
I liken it to some sort of overly dramatic and romantic Shakespearean play, or something.
>>339111309
*tips reddit fedora*
>>339108118
>love size difference
>this fagboy comes along
>no porn of ashen one pounding his sissy ass
>instead we just get loads of porn with this slut
>>339110289
>>339110289
>>339112330
>Get to Dancer fight
>See that fucking ass
>After I beat her I go and find some of her porn to fap to
I'm sorry.
I just couldn't help myself.
>>339112414
Why not? What has she gone through?
>>339112570
Did you not read her armor descriptions?
>>339108118
Of course.
>>339112635
Hell no.
JUST GO AHEAD NOW
>>339112570
dancerfu is not for lewd
>>339112704
TL:DR version is Pontiff Sulyvahn bullied her hard.
>>339112742
BUT WHY
>>339108118
>>339112782
Did he bully her anus?
>>339108736
Banjo and Kazooie
>>339112925
Stop right now.
Where was this character in the game
>>339112968
farron swamps
>>339112965
stop what
>>339112968
Farron Swamp
>Has a giant tree trunk
>Summons a fuck ton of red skulls nonstop to stagger the fuck out of you
>Can just barely get a hit in most of the time
These enemies are one of the worst fucking enemies in the game.
>>339113021
That's really lame, I was expecting vicar amelia 2.0
>>339113084
Why don't you sexualize someone who deserves it? Like Gwyndolin?
>>339113084
This.
>>339112968
I've managed to avoid fighting these guys over 3 playthroughs now. They're 2spooky.
>>339113243
who is gwyndolin
>>339113306
NEWFAG GET OUT
>>339108118
Why do you faggots assume there is anything gay is this?
Why is a brother carrying his crippled brother on his back and fighting together and supporting each other gay?
All you people that think there is something gay there are just inserting your own faggotry into it.
>ITT
>Only childs with incest fetishes the thread.
>>339108118
Once you become aware that there is an active agenda of women and homosexuals who have made it their life mission to re-brand brotherly male companionship as "gay" you'll start to notice it everywhere.
It's an active attempt to emasculate and make young men feel estranged and alone in the world and the weaker men become the more power women have.
>>339111501
To show his might over the gods.
>>339111801
fed Gwyndolin to Aldrich
>>339111216
>firekeeper best girl
Go play Bloodborne and then come back and try to tell me that the firekeeper is a worthwhile level up waifu.
>>339113675
>wanting to fuck a wooden doll
>>339113754
Doll is for hugs, not fugs.
>>339113369
>why is a site filled with disgusting, lonely degenerates sexualizing everything they're exposed to
Hmmm, I wonder.
>>339108736
Lothric and Lorian.
>>339113808
>wanting splinters
>>339108736
Yooka and Laylee
>>339113084
Beat those drums
>>339113867
>implying the doll isn't masterfully crafted
>implying dream doll isn't actually a Great One
![aldrich1_tc[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RMnhTuU.jpg "aldrich1_tc[1].jpg")
>>339113306
Beats me. He must be talking about Aldrich
>>339108736
Ratchet and Clank.
>>339113943
>Anon, I need to be oiled...
>>339113407
Neat theory. But I think it's because /v/ is filled with literal faggots
>>339114034
>implying you wouldn't
>>339108736
Kenan and Kel.
>>339108118
There was a lore description posted on various site that hinted that they engage in "brotherly love". To answer your question: They're gay.
>>339110419
This. Just imagine the blowjob she could give you.
>>339114069
>oil her up
>she keeps slipping out of my embrace
shit waifu
>>339108736
Ornstein and Smough
>>339114235
Try two handing.
>>339114356
>implying you can two hand in bloodborne
>>339114437
You can always two hand a waifu.
>>339114437
Try tongue but hole.
>>339114171
wow, i'll never look at female darkmoons the same way again...
>>339114779
I'll feel even better about thrusting my zweihander into them now.
>>339113675
I've beaten Bloodborne a few times now. Firekeeper r bestest.
>>339114779
Sometimes it's good to be a Finger.
>>339115809
You are lying and you know it.
>>339115847
No you.
The only people that could mistake this boss for gays is women, because women will never understand brotherly love.
>>339115896
Just accept the best level up-fu
>>339108736
Ed Edd n Eddy
>>339108736
Beavis and Butthead
>>339116006
Doll was just using you, Firekeper was there until the end.
AND beyond.
>>339111801
>Stole Profaned Flame, making Yhorm unimportant in history
>Used it to put himself in highest seat of power possible
>Further increased power by assassinating the god above him while said god was ill
>Did so by feeding him to what is likely one of the most detestable abominations in the Soulsborne franchise
>Proceeded to go on a power trip that makes Kim Jong Un look sane
>Anyone who stood up to him he exiled and turned into beasts
>Probably has something to do with the Abyss Watchers going crazy
In chronological order, no less.
>>339115824
If only there were more Way of Blues.
>>339115968
>Dark Souls 3 is now a game women will never understand
nice
>>339116335
>Doll was just using you
How the hell did you reach that conclusion?
>>339112821
>>339116561
She serves the dream, and the Great Ones.
>>339116702
You literally become a great one in the best ending. Besides, the majority of Great Ones are benevolent.
>>339116335
Doll is willing to take care of you after turning into a babby space slug. Firekeeper is willing to put out the First Flame with you and stay by your side through an eternity of darkness.
They're both top-tier level up-fus.
>>339116702
>implying the doll isn't actually a Great One herself.
>>339116850
>implying she's not actually the Maiden in Black
>>339116552
Not just 3, it's a theme of the series.
Women can't appreciate the difficulty, they just give up. (go hollow, like a vagina)
>>339116357
>Probably has something to do with the Abyss Watchers going crazy
Well, he does have Abyss tree wings protruding from his back like the Pilgrim Butterflies.
>>339116485
I have no fucking clue why From made 2 covenants for the same function, didn't include the Blue Eye Orb for invasions, and made it so that in order to PvP you needed to have another character use a covenant that everyone stopped using the instant they stepped into the Undead Settlement. Why the fuck not just automatically summon to a world that's being invaded, regardless of the host's covenant?
>>339116921
>implying implications
>>339108118
>Were they gay?
>twins
as a real life twin i can tell you we're not gayi hope gwyndolin was gay he calls himself a princess i want to put write my white soapstone inside of his ass
>>339117031
RIP greatest trap ever.
>>339112905
huh, i just finished rewatching this show and I didn't even think about he comparison
>>339108736
Grade and Under
>>339116954
Maybe some people don't -want- any help.
>>339117465
Which brings us to why they didn't bring back the Covenant of Champions.
>>339117031
>i want to put write my white soapstone inside of his ass
You don't. Trust me.
>>339117820
This. Instead of making a covenant specifically for people who want help and neutering the BS and BotDM, why not make a covenant for people who specifically don't want help, ala Covenant of Champions?
Holy shit for how much /v/ shits on DaS2, it had the best online by far.
>were they gay
No.
They are Ornstein and Smough 2.0
>>339108736
Master and Blaster
>>339118273
No they aren't, not at all in any way
>>339109857
OCELOOTTTTEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEE
>>339108736
Halls and Oates
>>339117820
Why didn't they bring back the Path of the Dragon? Ganking is a feature now, so it'd be really nice to have a system that guarantees a 1v1.
>>339108118
You can't be gay with your brother, the world just doesn't work that way.
>>339110289
No.
She wins second, though.
>>339118273
>Smough smashes Ornstein when he's killed
>Ornstein mourns Smough when he's killed
>Lothric flops off his bed and caresses his brother's hand before whispering sweet nothings into his ear when he's killed then asks for a piggyback ride
I dunno man, it kinda sounds gay.
>>339108736
Kek and lel.
>>339109857
THIS IS NO LONGER OCELOTTE RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
