I think we can all agree with this.
>canada
>>339083039
no thanks im not hungry
What system gets coke?
>>339083394
They all have coke beside them anon
>>339083912
Oh I was thinking PS2 because it's so prolific
>>339083394
>>339083912
>>339083132
>being this mad that you don't get ketchup chips
lol
>>339085671
>yuropoors
>>339083039
>eating shitty snacks
>not eating a sandwhich,steak or a salad while playing
>>339086060
>salad
>healthy
I have bad news for you anon.
>Xbone
>Baja Blast
accurate
what about those of us with taste that prefer Pitch Black?
THEM DRANK AINT GOT NO ALCOHAL
>>339086585
Boozefags are worse than weedfags
>>339083039
>that orange soda
I REMEMBER THAT SHIT
MY DAD WOULD ALWAYS BUY THAT SHIT AND IS WAS THE BEST ORANGE AND CREAM GOD TIER
Imagine being so fat all you see is food
>>339087339
Hey, you're on here too
>>339087576
I don't look at consoles and think of lunch though
>xbox not mtn dew & doritos
you fucked up OP
>>339084028
>austinfags say soda
why am I not surprised
>>339088889
Because it's the only city worth a shit in the economic leech that is Texas.
Succeed already, faggot.
>>339083039
miss vickies is god
>>339086697
>I'm 15: The Post
You will get it someday anon.
>>339083039
>Lay's Ketchup
that doesn't sound delicious at all, how is it?
>>339083039
fuck no
pizza is dr. pepper and bbq chips
>>339085671
>Wanting horrible breath
Do you want your girlfriend to not kiss you?
>>339089978
Its funny when people are so wrong.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Texas
No thank you, i`ll have baby carrots and water instead.
>>339085671
holy fuck the pizza combos are a top tier snack
>>339083039
Baha Blast is fantastic though. That cant be right.
>>339083039
>always had xboxes since the HUGE
>never had mountain dew and hate doritos
am i the odd one out?
>>339084028
>Other
Like what? Fizzy Frosties?
>>339090176
except hes right. everyone who drinks online has to share it with the entire game and ive barely met people who say theyre stoned during a game. hell im usually high gaming and dont talk.
>>339091064
>soft drink, fizzy drink
>>339083039
Who eats chips and plays games?
Wouldn't the mouse/controller get all salty and oily?
>>339090797
>waterfag
I came here to laugh at you
>>339091234
>what is wiping your hands
>>339088889
Because they are all from fucking Cali now
>>339089978
you realize if we left we'd be top 10 in gdp for countries right? Get fucked flyover
>>339083039
Stewart's is the greatest orange soda.Really making me regret giving up soda...
>>339091461
On what? Your pants?
Or do you keep a gaming cloth by you at snack time?
>>339088889
Travis county is >50% for coke though
>>339091462
not that guy but...
Texas is a shithole and this is coming from a guy who lives in chicago so i know shitholes when i see them.
>>339091638
>not wiping your hands on your cumrag
>>339084028
If I ever go to America, I'm using this as reference to make sure I never stray into those barbaric red and blue territories.
>>339090328
god tier. better than sex
>>339091431
enjoy your diabetes
>>339086060
Or just eat your actual meal before playing and only light snack and hydrate while gaming. Stop being a solo sad fag and eating in front of your LCD tv.
>>339091234In the event I eat finger food while gaymen, I put said food into a bowl and eat like an anteater with my tongue.
Home made cookies are god teir
>>339083039
>pc
>some shit i've never even heard of and seems overrated anyway
sounds about right
>>339083039
oooooo i like all of those things
>>339083912
>>339084028
>calling every soft drink by the name of one brand
Why are people so retarded?
>>339092516
Genericazation
It's a thing. Frisbee is actually a brand name, and so on.
>>339083039
Dr Pepper bros, ww@?
>>339092563
>Fun
>Efficient
>Tryhard
>Overpowered
Sounds about right.
>>339083039
PC
Water most of the time but Jones soda as a treat, primarily cream soda
All dressed Ruffles
>>339092740
>le carbonated cough syrup
You're that kid who makes an ass of his family at restaurants demanding a reason why Durr Pooper isn't on tap
>>339093443
Dr. Pepper is like almost always on tap though
The underrated gem thats almost never available is of courseMr. Pibb
>>339083039
So all of them are shit?
>>339085671
Cracker and Cheese are top tier.
>>339091767
I live in a red area, nobody I ever met here has ever called soda "coke" generically.
>>339083039
>>339083039
>Lime
Disgusting. Who thought putting that garbage in chips was a good idea?
>>339085460
I miss these
>>339093320
100% true
>>339083039
>mfw I'm the ps4 row
Where's mt goddamn movie, Dan Harmon?
>>339083039
I get the sense this is trying to imply that PS4 is shit, both pretzels and the doctor are both god-tier
>>339083039
I prefer ginger ale
>>339092797
>PS4
>being a GOD like Shocklord
>>339085460
So WiiU is the best.
>>339094627
He's too busy drinking vodka by the case and yelling at teenagers.
>>339094804
its almost true
Who /pomegranatesanpellegrino/ here?
>>339094804
Clinton should be Ouya
>>339095247
Ouya isn't relevant enough to have a spot in these anymore.
>>339095202
>drinking pretentious italy piss water
>>339095267
>no wendy
........
>>339093443
>le it tastes like medicine meme
Fuck off gook, Dr.Pepper has actual flavour unlike 90% of carbonated sugar drinks.
>>339083039
PC
Coffee
Never had anything besides Lays and Pringles, so I'm going to have to go with Spanish Nuts.
>>339083039
drinking that baja blast swill in the bottle
tacobell fountain drink master race
>ps4
Nah bruh I eat them oven heated spring rolls with a side of Coca-Cola maybe a monster nigga lol
>>339095446
same but
PC/Coffee/Cigarettes
>>339092516
>calling every facial tissue by the name of one brand
>calling every bottle of window cleaner by the name of one brand
>>339083039
None of the above
>>339085460
How is the PS4 worse than the fucking xbone?
>>339095638
>Faygo
Get the fuck out Shaggy
>>339091767
The yellow parts are literally libcuck paradises. You'd be better off visiting both the red and blue and staying away from the yellow areas
>>339095568
Literally no one refers to all tissues a "Kleenex". Can we end this meme?
I'll give you Windex though.
>>339092797
>Wii U
>Bullshit strong
>>339095638
Juggalo tier
>>339083039
Miss Vickies jalapeno chips are fucking amazing.
>>339083039These all suck.
>>339091767
>not calling it pop
Lol queer
>>339083039
>>339095746
desu I care more about what people call their sodas than petty stuff like political ideology
>>339084028
so if you live in the south and you ask for a coke will someone hand you any old fizzy drink?
wtf is wrong with people
>>339095247
Sanders should be Ouya and you know it.
>>339096264
They'll actually hand you a Coke because just about every place has Coke. I can't think of many places besides certain fast food joints that have Pepsi. Fuck, I can't think of a single BBQ joint that serves Pepsi.
>>339096264
>>339096510
i'm not from that area but i assume it's not something you order but a generic term you use in casual conversation
if you ask for a coke at any restaurant you'll get a coca cola, unless you're at a pepsi owned place
>>339096231
XBone should be something equally dude-bro tier like ESPN instead
Spike broadcasts lots of vidya related shit so it doesn't seem fitting
What you're saying is gaming is shit? Because all those drinks and snacks are fucking awful.
PC/WiiU, black coffee andPirates Bootymaster race here
>>339096686
ESPN would imply success Spike seems fitting for their situation right now.
>>339096510
>What kinda coke ya want?
People actually ask that shit. I confuse them by telling them I want a soda. Fuck the south and its redneckery, if I'm going to be stuck here, I'm going to speak like a civilized human being.
>>339096936
>Fuck the south and its redneckery, if I'm going to be stuck here, I'm going to speak like a civilized human being.
The worst part is with how things are modernizing, you can't tell if someone can speak properly or not at a glance.
Got mullet wearing dudes with bachelor's in engineering, it's fucking ridiculous
Should I get subways or pizza bites?
>>339097745
Pizza bites
Subway has been reducing its portions and increasing prices, or at least around here. So fuck'em.
>>339094627
Yeah no
>Xbone = Britta, no question
>Troy = PS4
>Abed = Wii U
>Vita = Shirley
>3DS = Annie
>PC = Jeff
>Ouya = Pierce
You did get a couple right though.
>>339091767
the yellow parts are some of the most awful places in america desu
>>339098940
Pitt fag detected
>>339098763
>Vita = Shirley
But Shirley has 3 kids.
>>339083039
>all 4 cause cancer
Yup
>>339092516
>What is a band-aid?
>What is a Sharpie?
>What is a crock-pot?
>What is chapstick?
>What is a powerpoint?
>What is Kleenex?
>What is a q-tip?
PC
Dr. Pepper
Cheez-its
I prefer diet soda, regular soda is too gross and syrupy. I've drank like a 2 litre of diet pepsi a day for about a year now.
>>339099843
also scotch tape
>>339097924
Subway fucking sucks, its bland and adding anything flavorful is like a 2$ upcharge. I have no idea why Subway still exists
why are standalone cream soda and orange soda so bleh but orange cream so perfect
>>339100329
>cream soda
>bleh
I will fight you nigger.
>>339099781
that's the liability you'll be responsible with how expensive memory cards are
>>339100110
>aspartame
Enjoy your cancer
>eating crisps
>drinking pop
Degenerate af.
>>339095641
Xbox One has better online service and far better controller
>>339094308
I like this one
>>339090797
Don't associate baby carrots with waterfagging you thundernigger
>>339100595
why did you disperse all the titles that the vita holds, on to other consoles?
>>339083039
>no barqs
Shit list
>>339100743
>drinking root beer
Disgusting
Only weird shit like fruit punch drinks are underneath root beer.
>>339100743
>pre-popped corn
>PC has the shitty overpriced meme soda made of the same slop
>>339084028
Surrounded on all side by retarded invaders, St Louis stands as one of the last bastions of proper fizzy drink names.
>>339086978
Where's that face from?
>>339102075
Trauma Center for the DS
>My favorite drink is Dr.Pepper
>Favorite snack is Pretzels
>Prefered system is pc.
Weird
>>339102249
Thanks mang
>>339083039
?
Nigga what the fuck kinda arbitrary shit are you trying to imply. Smdh.
>>339083039
>Orange cream soda
Toppest tier of shit, absolutely delicious.
>>339101031
how can one person be so wrong?
>>339092516
>his dumbass fell for the bait
>>339099843
I'm British, this is what I call these
>band-aid
Plaster
>Sharpie
marker
>crock-pot
slow cooker
>chapstick
lip balm
>powerpoint
slide show
>Kleenex
Tissues
>q-tip
Cotton bud
>scotch tape
sellotape
>>339100743
>root beer
Atleast drink a real beer faggot
>>339102608
Really? I never tried it since adding cream to drinks was never my thing. Might give it a try the next time I see one.
>>339102948
Well aren't you a special snowflake. Thankfully your entire country isn't as autistic as you are.
>>339084028
I understand pop and soda but saying "coke" is absolutely ludicrous
>>339102954
Cream sodas are generally pretty good, so long as you don't get a straight cream soda.
Get cherry cream or orange cream soda. Don't bother with the 'normal' cream soda. I treat them as dessert style drinks, if that's such a thing. Ending a meal with one, or drinking one at the end of the day. They're far, far too sweet to just throw back like any other drink.
>>339102948
>chapstick and lip balm
>the same thing
Neck yourself
>>339103208
>Don't bother with the 'normal' cream soda.
>>339093320
>they're all the same
>>339103280
But they are the same thing?
>>339091707
>Chicago
Houston is nicer and that is truly shameful
>>339095413
>the main draw to soda is it's flavor
>being this assblasted
>>339103316
If I wanted to taste just cream, I would eat vanilla ice cream.
Sorry man, it's just too much to drink straight.
>>339103124
I'm sorry I use the proper names for things
>Americans are so commercialised they're replacing the English language with brand names
>>339091462
>Texas
>calling other states "flyover"
How rich.
>>339100587
>calling chips by their texture
fag
>>339084028
>Virginia
>>339083039
>PC
>Baja Blast
Do people actually drink Cream Soda?
>>339091705
I'm Travis and I live in Texas (New Caney) and everybody here says Soda
storm fucked us over today
>>339084028
What the fuck is that green dot in the middle of Texas?
i have a Wii U and 3DS
i mainly play on my 3DS
i drink Pepsi Next and eat No Name sour cream and onion chips
makes sense, i guess
>>339083039
No one finds it odd Xbox isn't Doritos?
I mean some things are just set in concrete at this point.
>>339093853
I never seen a difference but I love mr pib because I always have a Mexican taking my order who goes "we no have Dr Pepper, es meester peeb okay?"
>>339084028
>tfw blue part of NY
Feels Buffalo man
>>339092516
that's the fucking mid-west and south for you.
>>339099476
>pedo state
loving. every. laugh.
>>339095379
Wendy es gaems
>dipper wants Wendy
>but ps has no gaems
>Ms. shitties
what kinda chip you want senpai?
you know when you put razor blades in your mouth and they shred eveything?
say no more.
>NA snacks
Lol
>>339100437
I meant, since Shirley has 3 kids, it would make sense for her to be the WiiU
>>339091064
Probably Soda-Pop or sumshit.
On an unrelated note, does anyone else call a remote control a blipper? I don't know if that's a regional colloquialism or just a weird affectation of my mother.
>>339083039
All that shit looks gross
>>339103626
>british
>"my way of calling things is superior"
ofc
>>339092516
It's a dialectic feature in Southern American English brought about largely due to the fact that the first major soft drink, Coke, was created and distributed first in the South East United States. People just called all other following soft drinks "cokes" because that's what the first one was called. Read a book on historic linguistics in the Americas you plebian filth
>>339086697
>I'm 12 and only like sugar water with no concept of how good bitter can be because my taste buds are not advanced
Sorry bruh
>>339095480
>Baja blast
Mah nigga when will they sell it outside of taco bell
>>339104456
i like you
>>339104976
They did a limited run just a few months back. I don't think it sells that well.
>>339103872
Virginia-fag here, fuck soda.
I usually do sweet tea strawberries cause I'm /innasouth/, it's fuckin great down here.
Or I do a rum & coke, only time I drink soda.
>>339103450
Chapstick is a specific brand of non-aesthetic stick balm. Lip balm can refer to a lot of products that chapstick doesn't offer.
>no alternatives to soda
What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Even slightest mention of water or alcohol in these threads sends you guys over the edge into an austic meme spamming rage 9 times out of 10.
How many sodas do you actually drink on a daily basis? If you have to lie about this number you have an addiction problem on hand. Soda is okay in moderation but terrible when its all ypu drink. I'm not trying to make you guys feel guilty just trying to wake you guys up inside to what you're doing to your own bodies.
>>339097745
Subway.
>>339083039
I actually like Dr Pepper
I don't think I've ever had Miss Vickie's but I'll give it a shot.
>>339100162
Nigga just say tape
I made a Hokuto one forever ago, I wonder if I still have it.
![wnYTz7L[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xq2nWRm.jpg "wnYTz7L[1].jpg")
>>339105396
What is that?
>>339083039
>Ketchup potato chips
But why?
Also that's honestly pretty accurate in my opinion
>>339095762
You obviously know this because you know the entire population
Millennials everyone
>>339105396
I don't like plain water (it doesn't clean your mouth and actually makes me thirstier), tea and coffee is fucking disgusting, alcohol isn't really that good except by itself and in moderation, and diet drinks are literally cancer.
I drink Coca-Cola (Mexican with actual goddamn sugar when I can find it because HFCS is fucking slimy as shit) and 1% milk (non-growth hormone), and only drink water as a last goddamn resort.
>>339102948
Do you have any more?
>>339095746
>san bernardino county
>libcuck
Lol no
>>339102948
Plaster, cottonbud, and cellotape are the only ones here I haven't heard. The rest of those are quite common here in clapistan.
>>339105693
>Xbone is the best one
>>339091064
>Fizzy-pop
>Pop-a-fiz
>Sweet shakey water
>Sugary bubble tonic
>Carbo Poppo
>Excellent elixir
>Fruity pop-a-watery soda
>>339105772
Kidney stone
there's one inside you right now soda drinker enjoy that next piss
>>339096264
No. That will literally never happen in the South. Coke is the dominate soft drink that people drink in Atlanta where the company is located.
See >>339096510 and >>339096651
But I own a PS4 and PC, and hate orange soda and dr. Pepper. My favorite soda and snack are pringles + pepsi
>>339106294
I dont drink soda, Im allergic to caffine
>>339101038
>May Greenfield edit
Nice
How much soda do you need to drink to get kidney stones? I do so very rarely.
>>339105947
>plain water doesn't clean your mouth
alex jones and the dentist would like a word
>>339083039
>Stewart's
>not Boylan's
Faggot.
>>339083039
Wii-U
>cream soda
Nintendo IPs
>Ketchup Lays
Gamepad
So fucking accurate. Cream soda is goat, but Ketchup Lays sound gross, and only a few people would actually be interested in them.
>>339106485
Not in that sense. I mean clean the taste of food out of your mouth and properly wash things down. Water is the ultimate neutral taste and has no substance to it so it just flows right down without doing shit.
>>339105339
That is the point. This would be like bitching about calling coke a pop or soda because coke is a specific kind. It is still pop.
Hey, /v/, help me out. I'm down to a few things left in my freezer, and I don't want to go out or order anything. What should I eat?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10328808
>>339083039
> Snack
What am i some scrub teenager?
>>339105947
>I don't like plain water (it doesn't clean your mouth and actually makes me thirstier)
I have never come across a more childish or autistic thought than this one.
>water makes me thirsty
What.
>>339106437
Soda doesn't really give you kidney stones, but if you drink it in place of water you will get them. Your kidneys need clean water to filter out particles that forms into kidney stones, so if you just get liquids with random shit in it, like soda or coffee, instead of water, then you'll get them.
>>339084028
>calling soft drinks Coke
I live in the south and I still don't get this.
COKE IS SHORT FOR COCA-COLA NOT FUCKING SOFT DRINKS ON THE WHOLE
>>339105396
If i fuck my urethra enough will still hurt?
>>339088889
I'm in Dallas and I say soda. But I'm also from North Carolina.
>>339106770
Well I mostly drink milk and V8.
>>339102948
Strangely Hoover is the only one my family does.
>>339106795
As an anon has stated, there is a history as to why. Still retarded, but at least there's an explanation.
GET ON MY FUCKING LEVEL
TRUE ELITE REPORT IN
>>339106767
Childish? Childish that I'm complaining that water is fucking shit to me? How I'd fucking love to be able to drink water all the time and not have to drink sodas and milk that are slowly killing me? Fuck you. I'd love to. But I can't, because water is the most anti-drink there is and it literally makes me thirstier. I got up one night a few nights ago fucking parched, what the fuck, let's try some goddamn water again, maybe it'll actually work now that I really goddamn need something to drink. FUCK NO, after drinking an entire fucking glass of water I'm even more parched and thirstier than ever. Drink more water, still nothing, still even thirstier.
Drink a fucking soda: guess what, I'm no longer parched, no longer thirsty, and I'm able to go back to bed.
So fuck you not understanding how some people aren't perfect little engines of efficiency like yours.
>northern
>move to Florida
>people make fun of me for calling it sodapop
:(
>>339106923
That can also end up giving you kidney stones. You should drink at least two large glasses of water each day, besides other liquids, for your kidneys to work properly.
>>339083039
>>339107195
>milk
>killing you
Tinfoil hat alert.
One year it's killing you, next year it's not, next year it is, next year it's not.
>>339106375
Consider yourself lucky then. It's just an addiction that anons need to fulfill rather than want to. Just like when you quit eating fast food. At first your body craves it from all the additives and fake shit pumped into the meals literally designed to get you hooked. Take a break for a while and not only will you feel better than you ever have but you won't even have cravings like you did when you first stopped. Then go back and try fast food and it will make you literally sick just like in super size me when he pukes the fucking first time he eats Mc Donalds but can't stop at the end if the month.
>>339106437
>>339106923
There's no safe diet to avoid them. Some people are prone to them and may develop them without being a soda drinker. Drinking soda on a daily basis definitely won't help you out that. If you are really concerned do a little research. Good on you for drinking milk too. It's been widely believed to be connected to kidney stones in the past due to high calcium oxolate content forming but it's actually now been proven to protect the body from kidney stones.
>>339106369
>Liking Pepsi in the slightest
I'm a Dr. Pepperfag so I'm not even involved with that, but I still know you're fucking up.
ITT: plebs
>>339107141
It's not that I don't like popcorn, I just haven't found a brand that really satisfies me other than the boy scout gourmet stuff and that only comes around once a year.
>>339107389
>but it's actually now been proven to protect the body from kidney stones.
Good, because I go through milk like oxygen.
>>339099843
Post-it notes
Nintendo
>>339107348
It's fattening compared to water.
>>339107406
I know it's supposed to be an acquired taste but I just don't like beer.
>>339107547
Alright if that's what you meant I'll let you off. I thought you were trying to imply that it's killing you in some tinfoil tier fear mongering way.
>>339107598
no alcohol tho
>>339102952
>>339101031
Horrible taste.
>>339107406
I used to drink these when I was younger. But they tasted so fucking weird. Not even a bad or good taste. I wasn't even sure if I liked it or not. I'm still not sure if I like it or not.
just weird.
except baja blast is fucking delicious.
>>339083039
>literally anyone who says pop
You legit sound like a complete fag. You sound like a fucking Canadian. "Oooh, my paaahp! Oooh Toby, pass me a paaahp, eh!" Soda is the OBJECTIVELY correct term to call it because that is WHAT IT IS. Just like how fucking Canadians call shit by their brand name instead of what it's actually called. Wake the fuck up America, god damn.I don't actually care.
>>339103686
Where do you live? Jew York or Commiefornia?
>>339107748
You must be 18 or over to post on 4chan.
>>339107348
Being lactose intolerant is actually the global norm, so most people can't drink it. Not being lactose intolerant is mostly a european trait, expecially northern european.
>>339107669
I'm guessing sin means something along the lines of no then.
>>339107406
and after a meal there's nothing like a good cigar
>>339107878
You might as well suck on a giant dick.
Enjoy your cancer.
