What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Byrgenwerth college, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the fishing hamlet, and I have over 300 confirmed insight. I am trained in vampire magic and I’m the top Sudoku player in the entire Vileblood family. You are nothing to me but just another beast. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this nightmare, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me while I'm sleeping? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the healing church and your blood echoes are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, by Kos. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just by teleporting behind you. Not only am I extensively trained in impersonal combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Gehrman's hunters and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the waking world, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have gained some fucking insight. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you beastly idiot. I will shit blood all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, hunter.
Kosm
>>339074472
go back to sleep Maria
>Maria will never shit blood all over you
>>339074472
QUIT YELLING IN MY GENERAL DIRECTION AND SHOW ME THAT PUFFY VULVA SLUT!!!
It would seem someone made a clone of me that doesn't have the decency to show proper respect.
>>339075180Or some say, Eduardo
>>339074472
Calm down, little Lady or I will get the pebbles ready.
>>339075180
I want Kosm fags to leave.
>>339074472
Shut the fuck up, Maria, you old and busted birthday cake.
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>>339075284
A corpse should be bullied!
Having a lot of blood tinge makes this game fun again
>>339075359
Pretty sure that's just called "bleeding"
>>339076875
It's called menstruating
>>339076959
i'm no expert on the subject, but i'm pretty sure you dont menstruate from your ass
I want to rape Maria's throat!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmlDPBC4vhE
>>339077643
i like the part where she got bullied
>>339077643
My foot fetish radar is beeping.
>>339077643
I don't get it.
>>339074472
Someone post THAT picture
>>339078965
THAT? You want THAT?
>>339079002
No, the other one.
>>339078965
its already been posted, friendo
>>339076759
ayy lmao
>>339075180
why?
>>339074472
>someone makes a doll of you
>the doll is the superior and more well-liked version of you
That's gotta hurt
>>339077643
not funny
>>339076115
kek
>>339077194
>i'm no expert on the subject, but i'm pretty sure you dont menstruate from your ass
>you dont menstruate from your ass
>i'm no expert
Clearly.
>>339074472
Literally worst thing to be added in souls games
pure anime garbage and easy as fuck too
thank god we had orphan to compensate
>>339080437
anon every game has a big sword that shoot laser beams
>>339079840
cute
Maria is cute!
CUTE!
Only no-life losers like Gehrman prefer the doll.
>>339079582
God Bloodborne will always be my favorite because of that ayyyy lmao build, it's just so fun.
>>339081348
It took From three games to finally deliver on what the original dragon form was supposed to be.
>>339080437
Ludwig was anime as fuck too and the Old Geezer from Cainhurst.
>>339077643
I don't get it. Like, I legitimately don't get the joke. Does this even have one? What the fuck is the intention?
>>339075284
Puffy vulva
What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
