Here is your wyvern for tonight
I ordered a drake, wtf.
>>339054683
Why is there no music?
its a flying cocksucker with additional stabilization teeths
nice
Oh, it appears it is leaving a gift for me, oh god what the fuck is that
>>339054857
i got you phamallama
>>339055262
QUEST FAILED
I don't think I ever got to see the end-end-game monsters in 3U but Khezu was my favorite. Just scary as shit but still fun to fight (if you brought enough antidotes and warm drinks.
>>339055748
Are you talking about 4U or are you talking about the one that's like Khezu in 3U?
Anyone want to do some Grank hunts in 4U?
>>339056195
3 Ultimate on Wii U. Khezu is the asshole in winterland area that likes to crawl along the ceiling, shit eggs, poison and scream at you right? It's been a few years.
>>339056763
Khezu is in 4U
Can't remember the name of the one that was in 3U
>>339056763
You're thinking of the superior Khezu, the Gigginox.
>>339055009
No eyes.
>>339055009
Because fuck you.
>>339054683
REMOVE KHEZU
>>339056763
Thats Gigginox, khezu's sligthly more bearable cousin.
>>339057061
right, Gigginox, my bad. That thing is great.
>>339057364
How is the Gigginox more bearable than the Khezu?
>>339058945
As far i remember, they were both horrible
Just posting this 100% factual list.
>>339058945
Kind of less bearable actually. He has large hit boxes and has several poison attacks, one of which is a Gravios style burst attack within a good radius around him. I just think he looks cooler. The Baleful Subspecies does electric and stun damage like the khezu, and it's much more fun to fight.
>>339058945
He can only stay on the ceiling for a set period of time and is then forced to come down as opposed to just fucking around up there for 5 minutes like Khezu can.
Also he has music.
>>339059231
Can confirm, all objectively true.
how do I stygian zinogre
>>339058945
Way more engaging move set and hitzone map.
>>339059306
>>339058945
Bringing Negate Poison fixes most of these issues though.
>>339054683
>That one doujin where a girl that's jealous of her brother's girlfriend send her to get raped by those things and she fucks up and they both get turned into monster baby factories.
>>339060648
By ShindoL.
>>339059581
Hit and roll.
I want to get eaten by this monster
>>339059581
Pray.
Khezu theme is now playing in your head
>>339060648
I'm gonna need a name, anon
>>339059581
Pick a god and pray
>>339061218
I thought it was just a joke, not actually made by ShindoL, thanks anon
>>339060648
And the brother dies.
Can you imagine a monster hunter where any damage that occurs is real? The death count for hunters would be crazy by being hit in half, stomped on, being turned to ash.
On the other hand the damage you can inflict on monsters would add a new depth to the game if you can chop off limbs or cut them open and their organs start spilling out.
Or there's a wyvern that's so huge, you have to go inside it to kill it and it has water sections where you bring in barrels of air with you.
>>339059231
How many of 3U's monsters are getting into Generations?
>beating G rank black Fatalis with 3 minutes left
Had to play it safe. Almost every opening I tried to abuse would annihilate my health bar.
Fuck that roar, swipe and fireball combo too.
>>339059231
>Gigginox over Khezu
Why? It's just a punching bag that sits on the ceiling and screams the whole hunt. At least Khezu shoots lightning balls every now and then.
>>339061321
monsterhunter.wikia.com/wiki/MHGen:_Monsters
>>339061490
Gigginox has music, that makes him inherently superior.
>>339061490
I'd rather fight a Khezu with a Tigrex skeleton than a Khezu with a Rathalos skeleton
So whens x coming? Ive been hung up on dita but giving up the mmr race because dota ice come to realize is gay
After im done with sime single player games i think its about time i get back to some huntan
>>339061562
Stick on some Therion while you play.
>>339061679
Im not sure what did you just say but it comes out in July 15 i think
>>339054683
can I have another one? This one seems retarded.
>>339061675
What difference does the skeleton make when its entire moveset consists of jump on ceiling + scream?
>>339059231
>more openings means it's better
tribabies everyone
>>339061782
>Play your own music in a game that already has a solid soundtrack
Fuck off.
>>339061675
Tigrex was such an awful monster, it was just an angry roomba running around and the upgraded version where the roar actually hurts you is bullshit.
At least the stamina system added some balance to that.
>>339061783
Dota2. It got me for two years but im quitting that gay shit. For huntan
>>339061854
Because Khezu has the stupid double 180 tail swing and I hate it
>>339061679
Holy shit, is this English?
>>339061892
>Broken game mechanics and hitboxes, copy pasted attacks with stilted animation is actual difficulty.
FUcker delusions ladies and gentlemen
>>339061914
Good choice.
ASSFAGGOTS is shit
>>339061910
>complaining about lack of music
>NO DON'T RUIN THE ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK
>
>>339059395
They both only stay up for a set period of time if you bring bounce bombs
>>339062116
He's right though
It's pretty shitty he has no theme
But people who listen to music while playing games are scum
>>339062116
>Game can't play the music for the boss
This is not a hard concept.
>fatalis
Literally the worst monster in the series. Fuck that cunt, he sucked so bad it almost made me dislike MHFU.
>>339062186
>people who listen to music while playing games are scum
>people who do things I personally dislike are scum
I wouldn't on a first playthrough of anything but on the 15,000th hunt of a monster having your own music is way more fun. Dark Souls and F Zero GX work perfectly with 80s pop music like Manic Monday, you just a shitte
>>339062496
>try to hunt Black Fatalis online because I need his parts to finish my Grisdrum set
>every single random keeps carting to him
At least he isn't in X
>>339062538
>Listening to your own music while playing fucking F Zero GX
Taking out the music that helps with the feeling of going at super high speed is horrible
>is way more fun
If you say so
>>339062496
They've lessened the bullshit one hit kills now. It's a lot better fighting them in 4U though there are some souped up versions that get the one hit kills back. You can tell them apart by the reward money on the quest info.
Don't mind me, just going to capture this monster even if you want carves.
>>339063218
Good luck capturing Zinogres
>>339063376
>in a zinogre hall
>people want to cap it for some reason
>they use shock traps
Fucking
Why
>>339063489
>people trying to use shock traps on gypceros
>>339063013
F Zero isn't that fast though, if you play it for muh speed then you fucking suck
It's a great game because of the tightness of the controls and the high but fair difficulty. It just feels fast because the controls are sensitive and the speedometer says 9999mph
>>339063218
>using Golden Lune online
>>339063376
>Not packing 3 pitfalls and a shock trap in case he's not charged up.
>>339063760
>isn't that fast
>It just feels fast
Im not sure im following
What games are faster in your opinion?
Also we were not discussing F Zero
>you'll never stick your dick in a Khezu or Gigginox's tail hole
>>339054683
>Cave dwelling predator
This thing looks more like a parasite that latches onto massive dragons or something.
>>339063065
Its still a shitty monster that should be forgotten.
>>339064067
My point is that the game reacts so well under "high speed" that you never get the feeling of hurtling down a road at a million miles an hour. It's like a regular racer that just requires decent reflexes. Something like Extreme G 3 or the Wipeout HD zones feel significantly faster since your handling is affected as you get faster. Even shit like Gran Turismo can get a better feeling of "holy shit I'm going too fast if I don't slow down I'm going to die" when you're on straights.
>>339064308
People like you ruin the board. This is why MHG is garbage. 80% of the posts are sexualized or cute pictures of the monsters or huntresses. There are multiple porn boards on the site to post this trash but no, you fucking children can't contain it and have to circlejerk your below average dicks to this shit on the other boards. Just fuck off and kill yourself, no one wants you around.
>>339064527
I can see why you feel Wipeout faster but Gran Turismo?
Come on man
how do i stygian zinogre
>>339064828
hit it until it dies
>>339064965
but he hits me till i die first
>>339065056
>he
>>339064742
It does, though. If the game is consistently 5000000mph you have no context for if you're going fast, the speedometer could say 150 and you wouldn't know any different. You're nearly always at that speed, but when a realistic game puts you on a straight at 300mph but you're constantly fighting the game's physics and the road traction etc you feel like you're comparatively faster. You know you need to anticipate what's coming up, know exactly where everyone else is on the track so you don't trash yourself.
>>339063885
>Needs crutches like offensive skills
Casual
>>339065186
is there a particular method to not let it hit me till i die?
>>339064470
Sounds like someone never did Cornpopper only runs of White Fatalis.
>>339064470
That applies better to rathalos and rathian. Fatalis is at least an optional endgame monster so annoyance is generally expected from that. The raths are boring and over used monsters. They both have three variants now, plus a new one each in MHX. I am sick of seeing these boring reskins of these garbage monsters. There's barely anything different between them all. Let's be done with this trash and leave it in the past for future games. Remove rath, receive new.
>>339065202
Well i never look at the speedometer in F Zero GX so i don't feel the speed by looking at it
Im not sure about Gran Turismo, i think i'll have to play it more
Lagi is best no one can convince me otherwise
>>339065056
then git gud, learn it's patterns and tells, using weapons with it's weakness (thunder I think) can also help.
>>339065615
You should anon, it's fun.
If you want fast, I'd recommend Extreme G 3. You can go so fast that you break the sound barrier- you're overtaking the sound of your own engine and the music so everything cuts out and goes muffled on straights. It' something else. It's one of the few games that does speed really well.
>>339065564
>Remove the original monster designed for the game
That's a dumb idea.
Making them far less important in terms of keys/equipment and such, that's a good idea.Removal of any monster is a dumb idea too.
>>339065868
Thanks, anon
I'll try it out
Back to MonHun
>>339065889
No, it's a good idea. After all these games they can just say the raths have been hunted to extinction and be done with it.
>>339065564
Say that to my face and not online and see what happens. We all know that I am number one monster and King of the Skies.
>>339065723
Stay the fuck underwater sea nigger before I fire ball your aquatic ass.
>>339065850
Do this. I used Stygian Zinogre to learn how to be a gunner since he's fast and can one shot you in gunner armor a lot.
>>339054683
WYVERN? BUT I HARDLY KNOW HER!
>>339055009
Got your theme here bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9FUam8Gc1Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKKMewvCsE0
>>339055075
>can have her as my room attendant in X
>keep best girl anyway
>>339059231
>Wroggi will never return
His armor was too good
>>339067525
Thanks my man
Whats your dream crossover with MH /v/?
Mines is Okami.
>Hunt a Bandit spider
>Massive Boss hunt with Yamata no Orochi
>Rosary and reflector weapons
>>339066810
/that makes no sense. it's Y- vern not Wiv- urn
>>339068334
That would be rad
The intro cutscene could be like the ones in Okami
>>339068334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlbY_LGPzYw
I'm so sorry anon
>>339067781
ah, a man with taste
>>339067781
Best Girls
>>339069104
Why are they both such monster sluts? Why can't they like the hunter?
>>339069454
The Hunter smells
>>339069454
two girls can not in love
>>339069691
But my armor was made from brachy
>>339065723
Good taste.
Dont touch Gen or youll be very sad, though.
>>339069985
>H-hey marm, look! I killed your boyfriend and now i'm wearing his carcass! Does this mean you'll love me n-now?
>>339069985
And you had to cover yourself with Brachy Insides to get it.
>>339069454
The Guildmarm likes the hunter enough to be the chairman of the Doodle fan-club that is at least something
>>339070106
Shut up n-nerd!
She loves me now
>>339069454
>>339066264
Raths were perfect in 3rd gen, fucking them up in 4th is just one of the issues from the long list that 4th gen had.
>>339068334
Pokemon.
>>339070578
Fuck off.
>>339070578
Anon I hate you for making me realize we'll never get something so kick ass.
>>339070883
You must be at least 18 to post here.
>>339070883
I apologize. Trust me, I wish we'd get stuff like this too.especially since I was working on a fangame which is where all this art came from
You ever want to fuck a monster /v/?
>>339071106
Leave your opinions at the door this isn't the place for them.
>>339071142
No.
this thread
>>339071142
Yes, only low-test ducks would say otherwise.
They're not true hunters.
>>339071248
But the rules are not opinions.
>>339071142
Exhausted drooling gigginox does things to me
>>339071840
It's pin attack does thing to me, too.
What does think ofmonster that can use other monster body part /organ?
>>339060719
Da HOOTCH!!
>>339072540
You mean Ostgaloa? It can dig up ancient monster skulls and augment its attacks with their elements.
>>339073638
fug
>>339073638
But that's retarded.
>>339071135
Post more pls
>>339054683
I prefer Gigginox.
>>339068334
Dark Souls
Or at least a monster to cameo in dark souls
>Gore Magala with clouds that slowly curse you
>>339073886
Still counts. If you want something more mundane, then nerscylla wears gypceros skin, while shrouded wears khezu skin.
>>339074401
>>339059231
I like kut-ku more than qurupeco just because he doesn't summon his bull every five seconds to fuck you in the ass if you miss the opening to attack during the honking, that and garuga is fucking badass sounding
Other than that, totally agree, they even have cooler equipment
>>339062181
>bring a gorillian bounce bombs
>they all miss
>>339059231
equal
equal
peco a fucking garbage shit
both equal shit
not even comparable
true
you already compared the filler raptors
This picture sure is old bait.
That tail makes it look like something you stick on your car window.
FUCKING HUNTERS GET OUT OF MY CAVE!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I really want to enjoy monster hunter on the psspp emulator but the grinding for equipment is just too atrocious. They really need to make component farming less demanding and more fun
>>339075190
*kisses you*
>>339071142
>>339071135
>Not the volcarona armor
>Khezu keeps roaring and body shocking self
I brought a longsword just for you bitch I can do this all day.
>He actually loops this until he fucking dies.
I played MHX for about 20 hours and haven't touched it again
I think i'm losing my drive /v/
I got hundreds of hours in /FUTri/3U//4U but i can't bring myself to play X
>>339075824
Not gonna lie, that's pretty sweet.
>>339075956
How is that a surprise? X is garbage.
>>339069104
Wrong.
