Is Zarya actually best girl?
>Spunky never say die attitude
>Soaks up damage for her comrades
>Total area denial scares off even the boldest tanks
>fit
>>339045486
And she makes my dick hard
No, Widowmaker is.
>Shiny butt
>Purple nipples
>Sexy accent
>Smug
>>339045486
tried all the characters during the beta, had the most fun as her.
so yeah she is.
>>339045486
>girl
>>339045486
I dont like thick or butch so you've completely lost me
>>339045920
>Smug
this anon gets it
>>339045920
> same accent as spy
Widowmaker + spy ship when
Is Reinhardt actually best girl?
>Spunky never say die attitude
>Soaks up damage for her comrades
>Total area denial scares off even the boldest of tanks
>fit
>>339045486
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/tumblr/
>>339045486
>Soaks up damage for her comrades
How do you use her shield thingy? I tried suing it to contest a bastion once and he ripped my up like I walked in there with half HP.
>>339045920
Smug life
>>339046436
200 hp limit. It's not meant to hold off an entire force, or one bastion. It's more of a "oh fuck, I/they are about to get fucked" quick response.
>/v/ likes sjw visuals now
>>339046761
>You will never fall for the low level social engineering Blizzard has been pulling
Feels good having a brain.
>>339045920
>Dead cold fish in bed.
Necrophilia is bad senpai.
She is pure beast in arcade brawl, and can disrupt enemy team well.
My only problem with her is:
1 her normal fire is hard to fire
2 without 50+ charge dmg is not existing unless you manage to headshot which is POTG on its own.
Other than that she is fun and helpfull.
>>339046649
gotcha thanks
>>339046401
>Reinhardt
>Area denial
Guess again, atheist.
>>339046436
Basically any damage her shield takes, including ones you can place on comrades, will buff her weapon damage. The shield is very short, lasting for a few seconds, so it's only good for short rushes and tactically taking damage. Use her right though and Zarya can command parts of the map almost by herself.
You can tell her damage scaling by the size of the orb in her gun, it's reduced by deploying shields.
>pop shield
>take damage, preferably from a high dps character like Bastion or a turret
>do massive damage
Good taste
Also, FUCK I WANT THE "i want to hug you like big siberian bear :3" EMOTE SO BAD
>>339045486
She seems familiar
>>339046890
Seems like nobody realizes just how good she is in the arcade brawl. Have never faced her, only played as her.
>>339045486
>Zarya scaring off Road Hog
Yeah right, she gets chain banged like the rest
>>339046859
>having a brain
kek
>>339045486
>>339045823
>>339047132
The anatomy on this image is fucked, don't post this again
>>339047032
Ha! Zarya his a Roadhog hardcounter!
>Get chain grabbed by road hog
>Pop shield
>He unloads his shotgun into my shield
>near triples my damage
>Microwave that fucker to death in seconds
Try it, they regret it every time.
>>339047025
Yeah, I could tank 4 people constantly with some heals here and there....with 50+ charge and bubbles on teammates, cant kill anyone but non could pass me.
>>339047280
>Dva flies into me
>Defense matrix
>Dvas face when I just laser her shitty robot at 80 charge
If she had normal-looking hair she'd actually be attractive as fuck
>>339045486
sorry but league just does women better
>>339046649
That is false. It is complete immunity to all damage for about 2 seconds. I've tanked and shielded people from D.Va's mechsplosion before.
>>339048627
>skinny toothpick who uses magic or whatever those gauntlets are to be strong instead of working her ass off to make it to the olympics
Naw fuck off. That is an SJW. Zarya is anti SJW as fuck.
>>339048857
Man google is hard, isn't it?
>>339048614
I like her goth skins for this reason.
Pink hair is fine but that short little haircut just ain't doin' it for me.
>>339045486
Worst girl
Best soldier
>>339048627
Should we put some armor over your chest? You know, where all your vital organs are located?
>>339046761
>everything I don't like is sjw, tumblr, reddit, youtube, facebook, liberal, and every other meaningless 4chan buzzword
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
>>339048857
>thin attractive girl is SJW
>massive stronk independent womyn isn't
Are you high
>>339045486
Don't forget
>pink hair makes /v/ call tumblr, but she's actually a huge racist that would be right on home in /pol/
>>339049216
SJWs hate Zarya.
>>339048627
Both she and Zarya are ugly.
No dignified lady would have a tattoo, and I can think of nothing more repulsive than the mark of the lower caste.
>>339049216
>/fit/ as fuck and proud of it, so the fat acceptance crowd hates her
>shamelessly racist, so the diversity crowd hates her
>literally the only thing she has in common with tumblrwhales is dyed hair
She's the hero we need
>>339049216
>Actually worked hard to get where she is through training and self discipline
>gave up everything she had worked for to fight for her country
>is redpilled how omnics aren't people and will betray us again
Please tell me how she isn't based just because she has pink hair?
SJWs are the queens of its too hard so its sexist.
>>339049560
>dyed hair = tumblr
So all people throughout the 250,000 years Homo sapiens has existed who have dyed/changed their hair color are tumblrites? Death metal band members are tumblrites? Old people are tumblrites?
>>339049318
>muh tattoos are degenerate
t. Cuckold who has never had any sex that wasn't out of pity for his autism
Zarya's a lot of fun but I wished they'd make that remote shield thing of hers last longer or scrap it altogether. It's a lot of bother to keep tabs on who needs it when you should be the bullet sponge.
>>339045486
I don't even play this game and I still wanna suck Zarya's dick.
>>339050043
>have you ever been so gay that you look at a woman and see cocks?
>>339049875
Do something about it, I hate having to turn around constantly so that I can protect my team and get a charge going.
>>339050165
One of the major benefits of being bi really.
>>339049875
Thats that mistical thing /v/ laks its called 'SKILL"
If you listen well, you will hear wind wispering "git gud scrub, git gud"
>>339049710
Yes.
>>339045486
Russian girls, best girls.
>>339049193
TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS
>>339050539
Downside is you are more likely to end up with std or concentration camp.
Go see doctor before its too late.
>SJW design
>Completely useless as a tank
>Can't event put out damage so doesn't qualify as a bruiser like Roadhog
>occasionally drops a two second long shield on people
>>339045486
i want her to snoo-snoo me
>>339049318
This.
Tattoos are fucking trash on women, it's like branding yourself as a massive used up whore
>>339050894
Not just women, tatoos are low brow no matter your gender. May as well wear blue jeans, grow a beard, and smoke cigarettes while you're at it.
>>339050894
/r9k/ is stronk in this one.
>>339050894
Hey, at least tattoos aren't as bad as a septum piercing.
>>339047262
>i know shit about hurrdurrdurrr
no one cares, faggot. It'll be posted in every relevant thread.
>>339051235
Are you upset? :)
>>339051005
Exactly, whenever you see someone with a tattoo you know they're just a proletariat.
>>339051273
in a constant state of agitation, yes. It tends to go away with some shitposting, though. Then I go to reddit to actually discuss videogames.
>want a legendary skin for any of the 10 characters i like and play a lot
>closed beta and open beta only gave me shit skins for heroes i don't play
>Psyche myself up for launch, playing with friends and who knows, maybe i'll get a dank skin.
>first legendary at the third loot-box is a skin for fucking widowmaker
>cry myself to sleep later that evening
>suddenly, at lvl 20 i open a loot-box.
>It's Arctic Zarya
>Feel truly blessed and silently praise Blizzard
Zarya is so much fucking fun, and that skin made her my go-to tank in almost every game.
zenyatta = best
>>339048857
>Vi
>toothpick
Fag
How big do you think is her clit. Liking her is admitting you are a homosexual.
>>339052118
she's like a female hyena
>Looks like tumblr
>Is conservative
I don't know what to think
>>339051459
#notallplebs
>>339052118
In the same way admitting you like twinks means you're straight, right? Brain-damaged fucktard.
Her hair ruins her design, it looks liek garbage.
Don't do bright pink hair outside of anime unless the character is some sort of punk or a dumb teenager.
Let alone on a tough bodybuilding soldier.
>>339052268
Just binged female hyena. Very disturbing article.
>they dont like Snu Snu waifu
what are you gay?
>>339052595
Shut your whore mouth, fag.
>>339045486
I bet she'd give some fantastic handjobs
>>339045920
>sexy accent
Tracer accent is sexier
I hate her:
Hair
Voice
Cooldowns
Reliance on the enemy team being dumb and shooting your shield all the time to do any damage
Also not a big fan of her primary fire
>>339046761
>like muscle girls for years
>get told not to like them now because "muh sjw"
god you guys are faggots
>>339046761
>sjw visuals
What the fuck does this even mean?
>>339052903
>Hair
get the arctic skins and problem solved. However i think it's alright.
>Voice
It's good, don't be a prick
>Cooldowns
Learn to not just spam your abilities and be more mindful, don't use the friendly shield unless you see your friendlies peak forward to get shots, if they're running away and have a lot of hp they usually find a wall to hide behind before any enemies can shot it.
>Reliance on the enemy team being dumb and shooting your shield all the time to do any damage
Jump in front of teammates when they are under fire, the little dmg before they realize you're there is usually enough to boost you significantly
>Also not a big fan of her primary fire
Too each his own, aiming for the head destroy any character tho and is really easy.
I love using her against pigs. Their hook makes my shield so strong and I fry their faces after.
>>339053423
It doesn't headshot
someone post like the only fappable picture of the Russian dyke
>>339045486
Fuck, I can't refresh the page once without three overwatch threads being spammed. How much is 4chan getting to allow this shit?
>>339053554
I got you
>>339052656
She is girl you moron and lotsa girls like pink color, she even have pink nail polish.
She is a fuckin soldier with tank turet as weapon but she wants to at least have something gilry on her. So fuck off edge lord.
Game female characters, sexy and taking it serious.
Only gaywads think anyone but tracer is best
>>339052859
My nigga
>>339053495
what? I swear i hear the headshot sound if i aim for it.
>>339053680
Tracer is the worst.And she is still great.
>>339053715
same person, whelp didn't realize it didn't do headshot dmg.
>>339053651
>wahhhhh don't talk about the this new game talk about something else
Go to /vr/ if you don't like new games
>>339046761
>Girls are not like my chinese cartoons
>must be sjw's at work!
>>339053752
No. Tracer is the best. I wanna impregante that ass.
>>339049193
Before sjw it was reddit, before reddit it was facebook, before facebook it was furries, before furries it was gaia, and so it goes some say until the beginning of time
>>339046761
>2016
>being triggered by colored hair
Is there a class that plays like spy? I want to get overwatch but I'm curious.
>>339054301
No. Not even a little.
>>339052859
No. Her voice is cringe as fuck.
>>339045486
There's buff chicks then there's chicks that literally look like men. Zarya is the latter
>Russian
>area denial
>bfg
>>339054301
>>339054393
Fuck spy. One of the best things about overwatch is not having to shoot my teammates all the fucking time to see if they're spies or not.
>inb4 git gud
No. It was fucking annoying. It didn't stop me from winning at tf2, it just felt obnoxious.
>>339054301
The way I play McCree is kinda like spy.
>go around the ourside of the map
>come up behind the team
>pick off the ones in the back
>stun and fan
>build up ultimate
>clear the whole team from behind
20% of the time it works everytime
Never understood the Zarya praise
Literally 1v1 her with Dva
Zarya is fun, does good damage while still being able to prevent damage to her team unlike Roadhog.
Having a good Zarya on the enemy team is like sticking a tooth-pick in your urethra and fucking a brick wall.
>lvl 34
>one legendary loot out of all those boxes
I feel sorry for the fuckers that buy these things, this is some mobile tier scam
>>339053120
>like muscle girls for years
and you call someone else a faggot???
the nerve!
>>339054803
Bad players getting good results playing with other bad players, basically Bastion 2.0
>>339045486
>pink-haired Samantha Wright
Literally perfect.
When do we get to see Zarya edited into Ben Garrison comics, hating on omnics?
>>339054946
>hurr only men have muscles which means if you like msucles then you like men!
The American education system in action, folks.
>>339054657
Thats how i play him too, get behind themand just wait till they are pushing the cart and when your team keeps them busy in the front and they are distracted
>It's high noon
>Team kill.
>>339051573
that is just a stripper cop right?
>>339055160
Dutch police uniform so I don't think so.
>>339053554
>>339053669
I like the mane better, personally.
>>339055492
king lion.. das is gey.
>>339053669
>>339055492
>changing character designs because it triggers us
And we say we're nothing like the SJWs.
>>339049875
I just use it when I see a teammate about to run into combat. It's pretty easy.
>>339054393
>>339054634
>>339054657
Ah, shit. I'll probably still pick it up though.
>>339055658
That's an alternate skin you fucking dumbass
>>339054301
not really
my first thought was Reaper if you like backstabbing.
he can teleport behind enemy lines, and his shotguns means you need to get in really close
>>339049216
SJW don't idealize hard work. Zarya is like the opposite of the kind of shit they want. These are the kinds of people who redraw anime and cartoons to be more progressive, making them fat and hairy.
Zarya is a female body builder. It's almost like the pink hair was thrown on there as a smoke screen to appease tumblrinas and trigger stormfront retards at the same time, when in reality she 's the opposite of what both sides think she is.
>>339055838
She gets a massive retarded mane of hair in one of her alt costumes?
>>339055160
Well that's kind of pathetic. I mean I know she was fucked because she was outnumbered, but anybody, male or female, should be able to fuck somebody up with a telescopic baton. It takes very little strength to get enough momentum to really hurt a person with one of those.
Also, countries who don't let their police carry guns are insane. It only takes one gun to even the odds between a single woman and several men.
I may be able to out-wrestle a lady cop, but it'd never get to that point because I'd just get shot.
>>339054301
Oddly enough, the only game I've ever seen do multiplayer stealth mechanics right is The Last of Us. It's usually pure cancer. I'm glad it's not in Overwatch.
>>339056836
desu female cops in general seem like a fucking meme.
Without a gun they have less range than 90% of men and and anyone who is not a 90 pound aids patient could out wrestle them
Is Zarya actually worst boy?
>is a man
>is fucking useless
>only faggots like him
>>339056521
Shit bro, you've got it all figured it out! damn. Well, time to kill yourself now that life has nothing on you.
>>339057091
The only ones I've ever seen here in Texas have been professional and not looked like they'd be easy to fuck with.
It's all about the gun. Male or female cop, you're going to get shot if you try to put up too much of a fight. For police, I really care more about their knowledge of the law and their ability to make good decisions as a cop. It's way more about the teamwork aspect and making good calls than about being able to beat people up. Since you have a gun.
I mean, groups of male cops will dogpile on a single guy if he's thrashing around. Female soldiers are a terrible idea. Female cops, it really doesn't seem to matter.
>>339045920
>french
>sexy
I bet you like hairy armpits as well homo
>>339057207
>not being strong as the mountain
you're a faggot
>>339056669
>>339055658
I just like the blonde mane, senpai. Never said I didn't like her original design. I'm allowed to have preferences, aren't I?
'Sides, people can make whatever the fuck they want.
>>339057404
>liking pedo arms
i bet you dont even like a thick pelt to warm your hands in during the winter
>>339046859
If you had a braim you would support blizz's low level social engineering
>>339050702
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL BOARD
>>339045486
That's a man with boobs
>>339046761
>pink hair is not SJW
>musclegirls are now SJW
I sure love this ride and I sure hope it never ends
>>339050716
>I think bisexual people are sluts
Fuck off
>>339055086
Should be Lucio in that pic.
>>339056521
She even hates the robots. Which from the limited lore I've seen is akin to racism.
>>339053680
Tracer is literally perfect.
>>339048704
You're both right. After 200 damage the shield falls but there's no rollover onto your health. So you can't just stand in front of Bastion for 2 seconds but you can block a DVA ult or a rip tire.
The ally shield works the exact same but the cap is 400 damage.
>>339045486
Russian Beiber is nowhere near best girl.
Mei is best girl.
>>339055838
No it isn't, it's an edit.
>>339061440
But she's a fatass while Zarya is fit.
>>339055492
LIQUID
>>339045486
>everyone moves slow as fuck
>big hitboxes
>Eat a junkrat stray spam grenade lying somewhere with a shield
>100% charge
>Literally Lightning Gun from quake 3 against slowass enemies
Its way too fun
Also surviving ults and saving people from roadhog grabs was great.
Not great enough to play the game for more than 10 hours however.
>>339046953
To add to this, you can see whether a Zarya is fully charged or not by looking at her character model. If she is high charged the orbs on her back are big and she starts glowing.
>>339054301
how no one mention genji
genji is for people who like spy in tf2
>>339061952
Exactly. Fat in the right places. Zarya looks like a buff pink haired Justin Beiber.
>>339062283
atencion span of goldfish syndrome.
This level of autims is beyond me
>>339045486
>fit
>best girl
Pick one faggot
>>339049193
>>339053120
>>339053284
>>339053872
>>339054085
>>339057894
>>339048857
It literally is pandering to SJWs. She's a tumblr bulldyke le stronk masculine womyn with dyed hair put in just to appease tumblrfags.
Fuck off with these retarded threads shills.
>>339063054
And yet Tumbr hates her. And if you only played the game you would know why
>>339063054
Why is she an anti-omnic (robots who are essentially 1950s niggers of the setting) racist then? That's not very SJW, is it?
>>339063054
>everything I don't like is sjw, tumblr, reddit, youtube, facebook, liberal, and every other meaningless 4chan buzzword
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
>>339052859
Junkrat's is best cunt
>>339063054
I don't give a shit.
Why would it even matter why they did it?
>tfw you smash into enemies as Reinhardt, suiciding into the cliffs below but taking them with them
For some reason I always want to smash DVA when she's in her suit.
I did 4 times in one match and she started bitching that I'm a retard and that I should stop
I did it twice more until we won
>>339062983
>Genji praying at the shrine.jpg
>>339052859
OI M8
ARE YOU WIMBLY CRIPS? TOIME TO GO FOR A ROMPUS, LUV. AS ROIGHT LUV, TO THA CAP POINT
WOTS THAT? SIX FECKING BONG? ROIGHT PAMBY, 'AT ONE
>>339063456
Because she's Russian. Russians are some of the most xenophobic, backwards, knucledragging slobs on the planet.
>>339063596
Because if you don't hate it then you support it. You want gaming to die by the hands of our mortal enemies. Why aren't you a true gamer?
>>339050894
>>339049318
>m-muh anime purity!
Eat shit
>>339063814
Is this a joke?
>>339063456
The swede and some other characters aren't keen on them either. Attempted genocide tends to do that.
What's worse is any on your side can be a potential enemy because they can be taken over.
>>339064130
Not to /v/, who unironically absolutely believes that if you're not with them raging against our enemies the tumblrs, reddits, sjws, women, niggers, atheists, Jews, etc, then you're all of those in one and out to destroy the pure bastion of video gaming.
Dem thighs tho
>>339052859
I'm British and her voice is so fucking annoying
>"U EVA GET THAT FEELIN' OF DEYJAR V-*Wueerk*"
Widowmaker's on the other hand, is cute as fuck
>>339064463
I don't even care about this character, but don't be surprised when shills make a hundred threads about this shit and try to force it on the board and people tell you to fuck off.
>>339064463
All it takes for evil to prevail is for cucks to be cucks.but evil's dick is so much bigger than mine. it's better this way
>>339062396
Genji is more like Scout than Spy surely? He has double jump and dash that allows him to navigate around the map. If anything Tracer is more like Spy because she's ideal for surprise attacks from behind and taking out sentries
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4
>>339051208
Septum piercings bring 9s down to 4s. I can't do anything but stare at it and I hate it.
overwatch actually does a great job of subverting the expectations set by the designs of each of the characters
>strong female tumblrette is the most openly racist character
>edgy emo skull man isnt taking seriously by anyone
>solders ult is literally aimbot
>snipers ult is wallhacks
>>339054871
>unlike Roadhog
If you're playing Roadhog as a traditional tank you're doing it wrong
He's there to nab squishies and be self-sustaining while doing it
>>339045486
>there are people who are literally triggered by a characters hair color and cannot play them because they get PTSD from their internet twitter fights with da SJW menace
>>339054301
No, but Overwatch sure as hell needs one.
Genji and Tracer are the closest thing to backline assassination and base destruction, but they can't really be as reliable as the spy can be.
>>339045486
>Zarya
the hair color isn't the problem it's that trash haircut
>>339045486
She reminds me of that weight lifting gal that's posted everyonce in a while, the blond one. Most I've seen here love her, so I don't see the problem with Zarya, except the pink hair. Though it's really just a minor issue
Zara's hairstyle sucks but as a character she's one of the better ones.
>Robophobic
>Pumping Iron taunt looks straight out of Aliens
>Quality Animations unlike all of the 2014 characters
>Dat Russian Delivery during her ult
Would healslave
the problem in my opinion is the pink nails, that shit is ugly as fuck
but I love playing as her, clutch shields are awesome
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HER HAIRCUT AND SJW BULLSHIT
POST CROPPED PORN WEBMS ALREADY HOLY FUCK
She looks fine, wanting to change her because she triggers you makes you exactly like SJWs
>>339072210
The weightlifter has nice, tight feminine proportions though and Zarya does not.
>>339045486
>spunky
>>339072310
the nail polish shows she still wants to be girly though. It's very important to my erection.
>>339072739
>She looks fine
No she doesn't.
>she triggers you makes you exactly like SJWs
And making hundreds of threads about this character and getting triggered when someone points out that it's a fucking shitty character makes you literally SJWs.
>>339073940
Good thing I never did that.
Stop trying to change a character, SJW. Leave your politics out of my overwatch
>>339055492
Looks terrible desu, but the color scheme is much better
>>339055492
Looks worse than the default
>>339074229
No one is trying to change anything, they're telling you to fuck off.
>Leave your politics out of my overwatch
Tell that to Blizzard. See: >>339063054
ITT:
> You're an SJW !
> No, you're an SJW !
> You're both SJWs !
> No, you're an SJW !
This website should start asking for photos of your ID card in order to see if you're older than fucking fourteen years old. Then again I guess you'd steal your dad's card.
>>339074542
>No one is trying to change anything
Please read the thread.
And no, I'll tell it to you. Stop trying to change a character because her hair triggers your ass
>>339052118
I
LITERALLY
GIVE
ZERO
FAGS
FAG
>muh muscle gurrls
>>339074754
>Stop trying to change a character because her hair triggers your ass
Again, no one is doing that, they're telling you to fuck off. Every time I go to /v/, I see this fucking shitty ass character on the front page, then when someone says something bad about it, some fag like you starts crying.
>>339063478
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
>>339072751
Maybe she don't maybe she do. Blizzard would need to release a comic or video with every character in swim suits / trunks, before we can reach an agreement
>>339046401
Not a girl, dumbass.
>>339075994
LET THE WATER HOLD ME DOWN
>Shit model
>Worst voice and lines
>Easily ignored due to garbage damage
>Above making her not only worst tank, but worst damage in game
Literally only reason to pick her is if a Brohog is pushing your teams shit.
