help
I can't breathe
https://twitter.com/notch/status/735909820251951106
>>339041624
What did notch mean by this
>>33904162H4
Hi, Notch.
>>339041624
Absolute madman.
>>339041713
>>339041624
>stats button
Do you really not care about your reputation that much?
>in the space of a few months, Notch went from being a moderate SJW to talking shit about feminists on Twitter
What happened?
>>339041624
damn, that's actually pretty good
>>339042242
We've got another Phil Fish on our hands.
Hey Notch!
>>339042246
He realized he has a couple billion dollars and can shit talk to his hearts content as no one can touch him.
>>339042385
>he doesn't knotch has been posting on /v/ since the dawn of time
>>339042242
There are people who unironically still believe delete buttons mean anything.
>>339042242
>Oh no, my reputation!
>Oh wait, I have gorillions of fucking dollars.
>>339042385
>newfags
It's kind of amazing that a billionaire - a motherfucking BILLIONAIRE - likes to hang out with us dirty impoverished peasants in his free time.
This man literally has more money than every single user of /v/ combined, and tripled.
>>339042495
>>339042448
Yeah, but this is the first time he'd be shilling his own twitter, like Phil.
>>339042581
To be fair, he didn't just start coming here once he got all his money- he's been here since before he shilled his game in like, 2010.
>>339041624
I bet he has actually hired someone to make witty comebacks on twitter for him.
>>339042581
If I suddenly became rich overnight it wouldn't stop me from shitposting here.
>>339042581
Are you trying to say you would stop coming to 4chan if you become a billionaire? I know I wouldn't. I'd spend less time on here, but would definitely still come check out what's going on.
Just gonna post Babymetal for no reason.
>>339042754
If anything I would shitpost harder.
>>339042581
>>339042651
It makes sense to me.
>feel comfortable in a hostile environment of shitposting cocksuckers who attack each other constantly
>shit out a game and become rich
>now only nu-male apologist game journalists, children and SJWs want to talk to you and suck your e-penis while essentially shittalking his ilk
Where would you rather hang out?
I'd still shitpost on /v/ with millions of dollars; I'd probably just do it from a hot tub or inside a helicopter.
implying someone didn't just fade out the retweet buttons to get replies in the thread
on the off chance notch is here though give me money I'm poor and you know you don't deserve it
>>339042792
id wish theyd put a metal vocalist in their group, i feel like their music would be much better with it.
>>339042772
I may get a twitter account just to watch Notch's banter.
>>339042792
Me on the right.
>>339041624
mooods
delete this
>>339042892
Just kick out the kids and let Su do everything.
>>339042902
I just check it whenever I remember. He's been blowing up these past couple of days, it's glorious. Dumping the pics I got.
>>339042246
>moderate SJW
He's always hated SJWs, I think the whole Gamergate thing (especially with how they treated TB) finally cracked him.
I don't understand the joke. What does it mean?
>>339042246
he never was what you claim he was, is what "happened".
So is notch cool again now? Will we finally get sky worlds?
>>339042246
I think it was when SJW went after James that he awoke
>>339042850
>not shitposting from a hot tub inside of a helicopter
Get away from me you meager peasant.
>>339041624
I don't get it
>>339042962
DAYUM
But seriously, someone writes these for him, right?
>>339043020
>tfw floating islands coming back never
>>339042951
I think the girls are fine, but I really feel they'd sound a lot better with a metal vocalist to synergise with the girl's vocals
>>339042962
That man is living the dream.
>>339042246
I guess he realized that "fuck white men" philosophy wasn't on his interests after all
>>339041624
He funny
>>339043006
He doesn't have the stamina to squirt cum all over SJWs
>>339043006
He's joking that he used to ejaculate on them instead of spraying them with a water hose
>>339041902
what's this game again star something?
>>339042638
Yeah, but Markus is funny and shits on feminists, unlike Phil.
>>339042962
>>339043006
He said he had to keep squirting water on the SJW and other piss babies to keep them in line, like how people do this with animals to teach them shit or whatever. The girl replied with she's glad that it's only water, and Notch replied that he doesn't have the stamina he used to have, i.e. he doesn't have enough cum and stamina to repletion cum to squirt all over the SJWs who get butthurt time and time again.
>>339043047
He's saying he'd blast them with some good ol' nut batter if he could but he's not the young man he used to be.
>>339043071
I'd fuck white men if I could 2bh
>>339043057
It's him, I have no doubt.
>>339043163
I'd fuck a sissy twink
>>339043136
>>339043095
>>339043092
Thanks. I was thinking it's supposed to be funny.
>People acting like Notch wasn't always like this
The fucker is from /v/ for Christs sake, of course he is gonna hate the retarded SJW, you god damn newfags are a cancer.
>>339041624
Good day notch
>>339043057
He genuinely seems like /v/ tier sour overweight manchild. With his EU education he has more bantz than the average person.
That and SJWs attacking him because they thought he was Santa Claus or some shit who could do no wrong, driven by thinking they'll get victim dollars by either him or some organization by being harassed by him because of how big he is.
Getting rich from something as greedy as the video game industry would leave me hollow and angry at others as well.
>>339043190
SAVAGE
>>339043097
Starful.
>>339042962
fuck this one was pretty good
>you will never be a rich fat fuck shitposting all day from your villa big enough to house a village
this man is living the dream
>>339043190
>>339043190
>>339043190
Honorary Australian
>>339042246
cocaine
>>339043163
>>339043201
you niggas are weird
>>339042581
you'd be surprised
>>339043190
>>339043291
I wish I could post golden laugh face simultaneously with these. Maybe a huge screencap of all of the tweets together would be good.
>>339043363
>>339042246
He has no obligation to appease them anymore, he's set for life, who cares what college students on the Internet think?
>>339043434
Last one.
>>339043363
>>339043190
I think one of my favorite things about these tumblr sjw tweeter feed whatever people is that they seem to think the whole world is the US, and that there's no cultural differences between peoples.
>>339042246
He stopped caring about the public opinion of himself and started expressing his actual opinions
>>339043363
That one is great.
>>339042962
Fucking savage.
>>339043492
wub a lub a dub dub
>>339042703
i don't know if that's lame or awesome, being able to hire a guy that obliterates people over twitter. and by obliterating i mean getting BTFO of this reality.
>>339042792
First for Moa a best
>>339042962
Can we just stop for a second and observe how fucking valid this post is? I mean shit, woman can talk down to people just as much as men do, it being called "mansplaining" is just Tumblr being contradictory fucks in trying to gendershame guys.
>>339042792
Top left looks like a younger bayonetta, sick
>>339042246
>Become a billionaire
>Don't care about what people think of you
>Express opinions
I wish I could be a shittalking billionare.
>>339041624
thanks op i cum on cat she hiss at OLD MEMES WARNING WARNIING
>>339043492
>>339042962
Haha holy shit, when did Notch become a funny guy?
>>339042772
>it liked his response
>>339043492
10/10 tweet
>>339042246
Can people grasp the concept that you can hate both SJWs and /pol/-tier retards?
I'm sick of extremists on both sides.
>>339043492
Beautiful
is there any evidence whatsoever that he still browse /v/? I know that he used to, but that he still does?
>>339043326
>he doesn't like twinks
What are you some kinda faggot?
>>339043664
I'm with you, brother.
The truly amazing thing is, everyone one of these fucks thinks they are important, that they can shame Notch, that shame is a tool to keep others in line, and that anyone important must in turn be like them. But Notch can do what he wants because he has so much money that even the tendrils they have to keep normal people they dislike out of ANY future job prospects cannot touch him. They are powerless and it's funny to watch as they don't recognize that fact.
>>339043697
hereforever.jpg
>>339043664
This
No ones gonna listen to you though because it doesn't fit their meme agenda
>>339043509
Check out these three videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Eqq55wAaQ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3Xi8bKbtRg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfO1veFs6Ho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4S0gHlKiho
>>339043580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOXh5repOWI
Australians don't take this shit, ye flipper me barbie mayt?
>>339042892
They should just steal the dude from Ladybaby
>>339043664
>Can people grasp the concept that you can hate both SJWs and /pol/-tier retards?
no they can't.
>>339043326
neo-neo /v/
>>339043664
>they're just as bad.jpg
hello, reddit
>>339043363
>shut the fuck up, cunt
People are going to take Notch being multicultural as some sort of grand abuse story
>following Notch the past week or so
>Anita shows up to his house uninvited
>starts taking pictures inside the house to show how influential she is
Glad that cunt is gone from games
>>339043492
Fucking brilliant.
>>339043697
IIRC, a couple months ago he tweeted a link to a thread he had supposedly created.
>>339043492
Audible chuckle.
>>339043664
How can you hate the exact opposites?
>>339043750
>ye flipper me barbie mayt
What the fuck was that mate, disgraceful. Don't even try that shit again you yobbo cunt.
>>339042892
>metal "vocalists"
sorry but most people don't like things that sound horrible
>>339043664
/pol/-tier retard here.
I think /pol/ is hilarious.
I think SJWs are hilarious (when they allow discussion).
I think moderates are boring.
Imo ban moderates.
>>339041624
An awakening has happened.....can you feel it?
>>339043664
Neutral masterrace as usual, fuck camp people.
>>339043697
Screencap in the OP is showing the option to view metrics, so you tell me
>>339043807
>Glad that cunt is gone from games
Wait, what?
Did she finish the documentary she got paid for?
I've only seen like 3 episodes, did I miss the rest?
>>339042419
Pretty much. Most normal people only act like SJW so other people like them and they're afraid to be judged. Once you reach the point where you don't have to give a fuck anymore, you will turn into that.
>>339043664
The problem is that anons like you scream "/pol/" at the drop of a hat the moment someone corrects your opinion.
>>339042581
come on notch
build /v/ mansion already
we even wrote you a theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYdtayFD_qo
>>339043862
Sorry I don't speak Australian. I was thinking of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl1yasSABOY
What is it you guys call flipflops? I know he says it in the video. Is it tongs or something like that? I thought it was flipper at first so I wrote that.
>>339043532
>public opinion
its just twitter
it wont change shit
who cares about twitter's opinion
not notch and hopefully none of you also
>>339042246
Notch wants those (You)'s from /v/.
>>339042754
Same. I'd move closer to the places I commute to, buy a better computer, get air conditioning installed, and shitpost on /v/.
Wait.
if I'm rich, I can afford to raise children! I'm going to have so many babies!
>>339043875
Goddamn, Snugglekins.
>>339043850
>people who spend every waking moment yelling at each other on twitter
>exact opposites
>>339043951
>Is it tongs or something like that?
Thongs, I think.
>>339043509
Reminds me of when some redditards jumped down my throat for saying Jap.
That is a common shortening of japanese here in Australia. We have a pumpkin variety called "Jap Pumpkin" what the fuck do they want me to do, call it Japanese Pumpkin? Long words are downright UN-AUSTRALIAN.
>>339043923
I bet you put ketchup on those you fucking monster.
>>339043951
Thongs
>>339043664
"The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality" - Dante Alighieri
>>339043928
Welp, here goes the thread. Goodbye.
>>339043807
>5 words
I'm guessing it was "Hi, you need to leave"
>>339043664
Hello Sargon
>>339043645
True IDGAF attitude thanks to insane amounts of money, and cynicism in overdrive after a painful divorce. I think neckbeards have a bonus to internet shitflinging, as well.
>>339043664
The internet is only going to make the left and right more polarized, the 'moderate' is dying out, just look at our politics, no one is buying lies from moderate politicians anymore in America or Europe.
>>339042772
Guys.
what if
@sonicthehedgehog
was
NOTCH?!
>>339043891
t. neutral camp
>mfw I'll never be super rich, spending all day sitting in my mansion shitposting on Twitter all day
>>339043807
>Hello, get the fuck out!
It fits.
>>339043951
>tongs
>flipper
>fucking tongs
Jesus christ...
>>339043992
I didn't even know people took offense to 'Jap'
I thought only nips and slants were the big no-nos
>>339043664
Fuck off relativist.
>>339043992
I agree, Jap being a slur is pretty fucking ridiculous even by PC standards. It's literally just a shortening of Japanese. Next thing you know "Brit" will be offensive.
>>339042772
If I were a billionare, I'd spend money to fund the greatest h-games in the world and then shitpost it's progress on /hgg/.
>>339044058
His wife was probably a SJW. He surrounded himself with them thinking he was in good company.
>>339044015
Goodbye, faggot. Say hi to Reddit for me.
>>339044012
>you have to be opinionated about everything
>otherwise you're just a retard or a waste of space
Nope, it's too funny watching retards fling shit at themselves. I'd rather not devolve to shitflinging myself.
>>339044058
Notch was married?
>>339044061
>no one is buying lies from moderate politicians anymore in America
You know the current president is moderate-Right, right?
'Cause that's what American leftism is
>>339043928
>correcting someones OPINION
Yeah, that does sound like something a /pol/tard would say
>>339044090
I'd settle for moderately rich tbqhwyf
context for faggots
>some nobody calls notch a dick
>notch calls her a cunt in response
>#GAMERGATE #LITERALLYRAPED #DONATETOMYPATREON
>numale journos jump in to report about his twitter "meltdown"
Moa is very very nice.
>>339043992
It's very iffy in the US.
>>339043992
Jap is considered offensive in the US because we put up stuff like "Slap a Jap!" on posters during wartime.
We couldn't think up of a more interesting slur for them like kraut, or charlie, or mick.
Would notch buy me doom if I emailed him?
>>339043928
/pol/ please
>>339044005
>>339044165
Only because most of west Europe turned super liberal in the last couple decades.
>>339043807
"get out of my house"
>>339043938
/v/ mansion would be an Autism outreach center serving as a front for a prostitution and child sex trafficking ring
>>339044137
>im going to pretend im above it all so i can look smart
lol
>>339044184
>assumptions
Now you are what you hate, anon.
>>339043750
Those videos are interesting, but they come from a very biased source.
>>339043992
Isn't "paki" a slur in Bongistan? Isn't it a shortening of pakistani or something?
>>339044156
Why do you think he started taking all those extended vacations when the money really started rolling in? Fell for a golddigger, and she certainly struck gold.
>>339043992
>>339044221
I thought the 'offensive' slur for japanese was 'nip'
>>339042246
He's rich, bitch!
>>339044012
>quoting Dante to make taking sides in a conflict between neckbeards and sheltered trannies seem more grand than it has any right to be
>not realizing that quote was him bitter that the faction he supported in an actual war, not a Twitter fight, lost and ended up seeing himself exiled from his homeland
>>339042246
I would have assumed someone got into his account and started posting these tweets, but it's been going on too long now.
>>339044238
You're right, my bad /v/eddit
>it's /pol/ getting triggered over a single post episode
every
fucking
thread
>>339044223
If I was a billionaire I wouldn't buy you shit so probably not.
>>339044271
>but they come from a very biased source.
What?
>>339042792
ITT Post your favorite Babymetal songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naUVmyxjPYo
>>339044021
more like "get the fuck out, cunt"
>>339044320
It is too. My grandfather was a US marine in the Pacific for WWII. He used both equally, and neither were polite.
>>339043190
Fucking got 'em.
>>339044343
You don't know that, money changes people.
>>339044320
Nip is from Nippon I think, but they're both "slurs" against Japanese. Maybe I could see nip being offensive, but jap I don't see what the big deal is.
>>339044320
that's the same thing though, Nip comes from Nippon
>>339043664
Being a moderate has done so much for you.
>>339043923
she burnt through 900k total and didn't finish it
she moved on because she couldn't afford the follower bots on twitter and viewbots on youtube
>>339044012
>banshee-like screechings of tumblr and /pol/
>great moral crisis
>>339043664
they are both cancer, and frankly /pol/ tier retards are worse since they caused shit like anita sharkeesian getting power, had they not raided her twitter and sent her lol so funny rape threats to get maximum triggering she wouldnt of had a strawman to fall back on and gain so much support from people in the industry.
>>339044012
extremism on both sides leads to disaster and when a situation clearly only gets worse the wider the gap between the 2 sides gets then theres clearly something wrong with taking either side
>>339044280
I really don't see how. All *stan countries can be shortened to signify who lives there.
Hindustan - Hindu
Afghanistan - Afghani
Pakistan - Paki
Kazakhstan - Kazakh
Makes absolute sense.
notch has become the fucking reincarnation of smegmaking
>>339044263
>as a front
/v/ can't even do THAT right
>>339044341
Nah, it's anons using this thread as an excuse to vent about /pol/.
I'm sure it's the same set of buttblasted numales that cry about other boards.
>>339043664
>if you disagree with people that hate people based solely on their sex and skin color then you're a /pol/ nazi
>>339044453
Kazakh sounds pretty cool.
>>339044453
>Bongistan - Bongi
Doesn't fit.
>>339044401
the us army has some creative slurs for people, norks is one of my favorites
>>339044453
"Paki" is quite often used with "bastard" over here, so it has become loaded.
>notch being assaulted on twitter for saying the 'c-word'
How would these SJW crazies even handle majority of Australia?
>>339044450
Right, it was /pol/ and not the typical trolls that plague /v/.
>>339044450
>extremism on both sides leads to disaster
Fence-sitting leads to nothing, the world has only ever been changed by extremists.
>>339043664
>>339044012
thanks for blowing these fence-sitting cowards the fuck out. Fuck them, they're the absolute worst
>>339044012
>xkcd
>idiots yelling at eachother is a moral crisis
you're actually serious about this, aren't you?
>>339044012
That quote is Chinese whispers.
http://quoteinvestigator.com/2015/01/14/hottest/
>>339044453
It all depends on context. Nip and Jap were used in a derogative context in the US. Chinaman is seen as derogative for similar reasons, though it's less harsh and just harkens back to an era when Chinese workers were shit on in the US.
>>339044490
Sounds like /pol/ to me.
>>339044558
>>339044202
>numale journos jump in to report about his twitter "meltdown"
>>339044290
> Fell for a golddigger
They parted on good terms. In the end, they were just incompatible and accepted it. They never talked afterwards.
After she left and Notch quickly became a billionaire, there continued to be no communication between them.
Likely because, like all of us here, Notch is bad at making and keeping friends.
>>339044558
>ms paint comic
wow, that sure showed them, anon!
>>339043190
>Female genitalia as an insult is gendered
>Male genitalia as an insult is not gendered
How does that make any sense?
>>339043928
>corrects your opinion
>>339044450
>hey are both cancer, and frankly /pol/ tier retards are worse since they caused shit like anita sharkeesian getting power
Confirmed for retarded buttblasted beta numale /v/edditor newfag.
That was more /v/ then /pol/. /pol/ intervened soon after, but the initial flood was /v/.
>>339044012
Disagreeing with extremists is not the same as neutrality. Arguing that both the person who wants to pour fuel on onto a house fire and the one who wants to block off the street so firetrucks can't get to it are criminally insane or absurdly cruel is in no way saying that you yourself don't care about the fire.
>>339044614
hey notch did you read any books on comedy or is that all natural
>>339044604
>commits the same fallacy you're pointing out
oh shit nigger you sure showed him
Life is a game and I want my team to win
the opposing team and neutrals are ennemies to me
>>339044639
Men are expendable and women are precious unique flowers.
>>339044557
>being a moderate is fencesitting
loving this meme
>>339044667
Embarrassing
>>339044320
gook or slant was the offensive slur
nip or jap is a slang
like how maryjane or weed is slang for marijuana
>>339044667
I don't get it.
>>339044453
Stan literally means a campsite or a temporary settlement.
*stan means wherever the * people camped, and only should be used for nomads.
Hindustan doesn't make sense, for example.
>>339044090
>you will never have fat stacks of fuck you money
>you will never be impervious to the livelihood ruination tactics of sanctimonious twitter twats
>you will never be the biggest shitposter in the world and covered in 14 carat gold
>>339044639
SJW faggotry or political correctness or whatever you want to call it can't survive without upholding massive double standards
>>339044012
>binary vision of the world
so ironic from a tumblr tard.
>>339044586
>>339044532
Then I guess if I started using "pancake iron" as an insult and made other people do the same, it will eventually become an actual, hurtful phrase?
Sticks and stones, love.
>>339044421
Sure but my hate for some random begger on a Cantonese frog trading bulletin board would still be the same.
>>339044681
>fallacy fallacy
>>339044614
I'll be your friend Notch, and I won't ever ask for money.
>>339044257
>>339044349
Dude they come from a pro life family christian group.
>>339044437
>a policy that will end up destroying the nations of Europe
>not a great moral crisis
Sure
Holy fuck, he has truly become a BASED anti-SJW. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU SJWS
>>339043664
Everybody on all sides of these retarded arguments are fucking idiots. /pol/ is a shitfest of dumb cunts.
Notch is making funny savage tweets. That is all we are here for.
>>339044721
Notch has a wall of candy installed in his home
>>339044667
and of course she needed to get in uninvited or it would've been sexist
>>339044721
Notch' house
>>339044005
I only like ketchup on ground beef
>>339042246
>moderate SJW
Literally never happen. You people are so paranoid about this its not even funny
>>339044557
>there's only two side guys you are either with me or wrong
that's enough posting for today kid.
>>339044335
>implying if the sjws win men wont be castrated for saying the word cunt
>>339044810
Hello Zoe.
>>339044453
>Hindustan
Jej
>>339044090
I'd love to be rich and hire my own personal twinks to take turns topping and bottoming me and cuddling me close at night
>>339044202
>this is something that took seconds, even minutes of our life away
>>339044745
That's how "gay" went from meaning "happy" to meaning a derogatory term for a homosexual, up until gay people started reclaiming it.
>>339044819
>/pol/ is a shitfest of dumb cunts.
Hello nu-male cuck
>>339044257
I bet you eat it well done you sick fuck.
>>339044221
And then the korean war rolls around followed by vietnam and suddenly we have chink and gook.
>>339044823
would if i could
>>339043190
holy shit
>>339044739
It's funny how you claim to be neutral, and yet you seem to be more interested in attacking /pol/ then SJWs.
>>339042892
You don't understand Babymetal
Go listen to regular metal you not /jp/ poster
>>339044810
stop false-flagging
>>339044745
Welcome to language. The rules are made up and the points don't matter. It'll be impressive if you pull it off though.
>>339044728
Indian here. Stan means "land" in our languages. It makes perfect sense. Hindustan, the Hindu land.
I'm not 100% sure, but it might mean the same thing in Muslim languages.
>>339044728
>Stan literally means a campsite or a temporary settlement.
what? it's persian for 'land of the'
>>339044667
>Putting her feet on the fucking table
>>339044721
It's Notchs mansion
she showed up uninvited to his party and posted pictures on twitter from the house to make it seem like she was invited and "In" with the gaming crowd
>>339044831
>ground beef
You're tearing me apart Lisa!
>>339044798
>>339044663
>these delicious (You)s
I almost want to lie, but I'm just a dirt poor anon. Sorry.
>>339042962
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
