I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EEEEEEEEYYYYYEEEESSSSSSSS
>went from 29 to 25
hah
>>339029269
ITS THE ONLY THING THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE ACHE
IT'S THE ONLY THING
>>339029269
Remember that Blizzard fan who was still hoping the movie was good?
>THERE'S ONLY 5 REVIEWS THIS IS BULLSHIT
Who thought this as a whole was going to be anything above mediocre at best?
![moya-prekrasnaya-nyanya[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dGCF9qB.jpg "moya-prekrasnaya-nyanya[1].jpg")
>yfw russian critics loved it
imagine a dota 2 movie
sheesh
I wanted this to be good damnit
Most of the reviewers who don't like it make points that basically translate to "if you're not a Warcraft fan you won't like it."
I don't know how anyone was expecting it to be anything else.
>>339029615
It's still 16 reviews m8
It has to have atleast 100-200 to be certified on RT
>>339029780
Hahahaha, you stupid idiot!
I love Ben Foster.
Poor guy.
>>339029820
Blizzard themselves said they wanted to make this movie for non-Warcraft fans.
>>339030153
If that's true then that fucking explains why it isn't all in 3D and looks like dogshit.
>>339029764
My two IRL dotard friends said they didn't like it.
>>339029820
blizzard wanted to make this movie for non-fans
the only reason critics are saying things like "you need to be a fan to like it" is cause they aren't fans and they don't get it
but a lot of fans will not like it either cause it's a different story and some things just are bad whether you're a fan or not
the only fans that will like this are the real fanboys that will like anything blizzard gobbles up
>half are bitching about too much fantasy in a fantasy movie
>some bitch about it being based on a video game and that it should be silly instead of serious
>couple reviews with actual solid points on where the movie fails and succeeds
All I got from this is that it'll be a fun pop-corn movie with great visuals. Which is all I wanted.
>>339029269
How did they think live-action was a good idea? All their trailers looked far better, what the fuck is wrong with Blizzard?
>>339030808
>half are bitching about too much fantasy in a fantasy movie
no they aren't
wait, it already released?
redpill me on this movie, how bad it was?
>>339029269
even the positive reviews mention negative things
>Despite the silly names and cheesy nerdism...
>It has plenty of faults,...
>A flawed but likable adventure...
>>339029269
Wow. Last time I saw it was 33.
I always knew a WoW movie would be a BAD idea. Especially with modern Blizzard in control.
>>339030912
Do you ask McDonalds cashier to redpill you on today's menu before you order too, you meme loving fuck?
>>339031137
>Despite the silly names and cheesy nerdism
I'm not saying the movie is gonna be good, but an attitude like this makes me question the credibility of these critics.
the dream is over for zowie bowie
/v/ will claim this is vidya kino just to be a contrarian
>>339031137
>why is this videogame movie feels like a videogame
So it's fine when avatar and star wars makes up stupid lore for their shit?
How much orcwank is this movie and how badly do humans get shafted?
>>339029269
Yes tank, and the MtG movie as well. Once these hobbies stop being cool SJWs and normalfags will get bored and go back to whatever it was they used to do.
>>339031306
Because processed food tastes like garbage no matter which items I order. Movies range from very good to very bad though and trailers are not a reliable way to predict how good the movie will be.
This movie is pure fucking vidya kino, I can't believe plebs like you are falling for the bought reviewer meme
>>339031786
well the new star wars movie was shit too and avatar is overrated
>>339033015
Anon, please
>>339029269
>it's a /tv/ poster is a /v/ poster as well episode
>expecting anything good to come out of modern day Blizzard
yeah, nah
>>339030808
>great visuals
This is it. We live in an age where movie adaptations of mobage shit arethe closest thing we can get to good vidya movies. See you in 2020 when the Clash of Clans movie comes out
>>339035090
>calling oneself a "gamer"
end yourself
>>339029269
There's always angry birds....
>>339035243
>Angry Birds
>video game
>>339035090
and it's only in the most cheap, cashgrabby way possible
they're hoping for the wow audience
>>339035090
:^)
>Critics hate God Hand
>The masses of /v/ all love it and claim that critics are retarded
>Critics hate warcraft movie
>The masses of both normies and WoW players love it, or at least give it a 6 or 7
>"BASED CRITICS. WoW NERDS BTFO"
It's probably an alright but not great movie, but you have to love completely or hate things entirely nowadays.
>>339035090
>this post again
Are you just actively searching for Warcraft threads? Are you doing the same on /tv/?
>>339035090
>We're finally getting representation to the rest of the world as gamers
What did he mean by this?
>>339035636
>a race has different races
>>339034768
>implying /tv/ isn't the most patrician board with the best memes
>Man complaints of the movie seems to be that it's not campy or LOTR
I read the reviews, none of them explains what makes the movie bad.
>>339035652
"Critics" can't play video games well enough to appreciate games like God Hand. Look at Polygon.
>>339035652
>The masses of both normies and WoW players love it
not gonna happen
maybe the few blizzard fanboys still left on wow will shil land defend it, but they're under 5 million in numbers.
meanwhile all the people who played wow in the past and quit will shit on the movie, and they easily outnumber the current playerbase tenfold.
and normies will find it bad because the characters are dull and the plot is retarded.
>>339035859
>meanwhile all the people who played wow in the past and quit will shit on the movie
Based on what? They have to see it first
>>339035652
>critics for video games are the same as movies
Are you stupid?
>probably an alright movie
It isn't. It's shit. You like warcraft? Don't bother
>>339035761
Aren't elfs more like a specy rather than a race? But it's still retarded because elfs already have races in game.
>CGI shitfest turns out to be shit
>>339035636
>>339035652
>The masses of both normies and WoW players love it, or at least give it a 6 or 7
Hardly an achievement, so far the only really positive comments I've seen online are from current WoW players and their opinion means less than zero in my eyes.
The Warcraft story has been dragged through the mud over the last few years and you honestly need to be mentally handicapped to consider it anything above fanfiction-tier at this point.
>>339035762
/tv/ is by far the worst board on this site. Worse than /pol/, /x/ and /mu/ combined with insanely shitty taste in movies. Also you guys create the most cancerous memes. I still despise you for fucking baneposting. To this fucking day I have no clue what that garbage is supposed to mean.
>>339035636
>we want the China audience
>>339035980
>shitposting turns out to be shit
>>339029269
i bet his dad must be so proud looking down from heaven
>>339036272
Are you seriously implying that David Bowie didn't have albums that are shit?
>>339035090
>We're finally getting representation as gamers to the rest of the world.
And that's the problem. Exposure to the mainstream is what's killing the industry. None of this fucking pandering would be happening if gaming was just kept from the normies and the women.
They had no hand in saving gaming when the crash happened. They have not earned the right to be part of and steer the direction of gaming.
>>339035636
>he says elves have different races
>they actually do
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>339036483
>They had no hand in saving gaming when the crash happened
Actually they did, because after the crash the state of video games was so bad that the NES had to be sold as a entertainment machine. Not a game machine, a lot of store only took in the NES because ROB came with it.
>Exposure to the mainstream is what's killing the industry
People are still bushing this bullshit of a lie?
>>339035090
how about no?
the movie is shit, just like wow and blizzard and I don't give a fuck about "representation as gaymers"
I can just play videogames and be happy with it
fuck your subculture mindset
>>339036525
yeah, high elves, night elves and blood elves
and high elves and blood elves are identical, just different names cause some of them went emo
they aren't asian and shit
>>339029615
Audiences like it, critifcs don't, happens all the time.
>>339036838
Nightborne as well. And maybe you can look at the skin color variations as race. The fact of the matter is Blizzard didn't really think that deep and it doesn't contradict anything. I don't see the problem.
If he was talking about black humans that'd be a different story, Blizzard literally removed them for lore reasons.
>>339037010
>Blizzard literally removed them for lore reasons.
Did they now?
>>339037083
I remember a black skin tone being removed in wrath because of the way humans evolved, it didn't make sense.
I should probably look that up to see if it's true or just something I read somewhere.
>>339036045
That Bane got a chubby for CIA
>>339037242
Sounds like bullshit that started spreading around 4chan.
>>339029269
How I would have written the story
>Movie starts with epic warcraft music and camera panning around the world of Azeroth
>Camera flies through most of the zones (fanservice + allows people not familiar with Azeroth to see the world)
>Stops in Lordaeron with kingdom in mass hysteria over the upcoming plague
>Troubles began to stir in Lordaeron. Orcs broke free of their internment camps, and there was distressing news of a plague that had gripped the northlands. .
>King Terenas Menethil being confronted by his Son Arthas in the throne room about how to fight the plague, at his side Uther Lightbringer
>Arthas and Uther sent to Strahnbrad to defend the town from orcish raids. The young prince defeated the black drake Searinox to retrieve its heart for the dwarf Feranor Steeltoe to forge into an orb of fire. Arthas used this magical item to kill the Blackrock Clan's blademaster leading the raids
>Story focuses around the Arthas storyline and the plague with lots of death
>Jaina Introduced
>Arthas and Jaina stop at Hearthglen Village where they hoped to rest. Instead, they were warned of an approaching army of undead. Arthas ordered Jaina to find Uther and seek his aid while he remained behind to defend the town.
>r, Arthas discovered that the plague was not merely a means of mass murder, but rather, the means of turning innocent townsfolk into undead creatures. Arthas' forces barely held out and were on the verge of defeat when Uther arrived with reinforcements and saved the village.
>Culling of Strathholm (arthas slaughters innocent people)
>Arthas going to Northrend/Mal'Ganis storyline and uncovering of Frostmourne
>rthas travelled back to Lordaeron months later for his just reward. The kingdom rejoiced at the return of its Prince and hero. Arthas knelt before the throne, then approached his father, King Terenas, and ran him through with Frostmourne, killing him and leaving Lordaeron to rot without a King.
>Fall of Quel'Thalas etc other shit
>>339036525
He specifically asked if "High Elves" are Asian, and the guy responded "ONE elf". The guy asking the question knew that elves had different races, but was asking if that one race of elves were canonically Asian in the Warcraft movie universe.
>>339031306
>he hasn't been redpilled on the dollar menu
Pretty sad desu
>>339037690
And this is why you aren't writing for a living
>>339037010
>it doesn't contradict anything
except for asia not fucking existing in azeroth
asian looks have nothing to do with skin color, it's what the face looks like
this is retarded so go suck a dick SJW
>>339037848
>except for asia not fucking existing in azeroth
There is Pandaria
>>339037690
>I only played WoW/Warcraft 3
>>339037848
That's like saying humans shouldn't look like humans do because America and Europe don't exist.
>>339038530
which is a madeup continent with panda people, whose culture is based on asian culture
doesn't make pandaren actually asian
just like dwarves aren't actually scottish
you know why?
cause neither scotland nor asia exists in warcraft you dumbass
>>339038906
that is an incredibly retarded thing to say
humans are a species, asian and african and white are races
warcraft has white and black humans, but they are not different races, there are just some humans who have a tan
they are not african cause africa doesn't exist
>>339038906
there is no problem with making certain races kinda look asian and say that fantasy race is kinda based on asians and how asians look, but don't fucking say that they ARE asian, that makes no fucking sense
if you want to make a fantasy world and have 3 different kinds of humans that distinguish themselves over their skin color or facial features, but then give them fantasy names like they do in books like lotr with the different regions like gondor and rohan
but don't say this fantasy world has white people, black people and asians
at least say something like "some of them kinda have some asian features maybe, but really, we just picked this particular actor cause he fit the role"
>One of the critics saying it felt like a smartphone game ad
>>339029269
yfw I'm still going to see it even though I knew long ago that it was going to be utter garbage
>>339029780
Its honestly fine, its just that all the reviews are from people who only give Oscar bait dramas high scores.
>>339034786
>modern blizzard
>posts image from 10 years ago
They shouldn't have pandered to casuals. Instead should have been a pure gaming movie.
>muh romance
>muh diversity
>>339040249
>Instead should have been a pure gaming movie
What the hell does that mean?
>>339035636
>>339040642
gay sex hats on only, you know like tf2
