Yesterday there was a thread about stealing from redbox.
People were saying you can go there rent a game go home scan/print a copy of the label put it in the case and return it. Then you get a free game.
Opinions?
I personally think if you do this you are a piece of shit and will get caught eventually.
Are you asking about how to use a printer, or whether people agree with nigger tactics?
>>338976665
>whether people agree with nigger tactics?
this and why they think its smart and why they wont get caught.
>>338976665
>>338976820
Because /v/ is literally infested with Sonyggers
>>338976421
You will get caught when the next renter reports this shit and they who the faggot nigger renter before him (you)
Fuck off Jamal
They will realize you did it and just charge your account 60 bucks.
>>338977160
>You will get caught when the next renter reports this shit
Not necessarily, because what if the previous person who rented it just returned it without reporting it? and it was actually the person before him who did it.
>>338977060
Why don't you leave
>>338977160
>make fake copy
>return it
>report it so that previous renter gets charged the $60
it's not rocket surgery
>>338977201
That's it? fuck I should just do this whenever I feel like buying a game. Sometimes I'll get lucky and get the game for free.
>>338977649
i guess you could do that like once.
You people are fucking cancer
>>338976421
c r i m i n a l
Theif!
>>338977649
That's the most Jewish thing I've read all week
>>338976421
I'm not a nigger so I won't be doing this.
>>338977372
Because fourrr chan is on PC.
>>338977649
Yeah, you can do this a grand total of once before you get caught.
Hardly free games.
>actually doing this
KEK my ass
Kill yourself.
>>338977201
Why not just use a prepaid visa card?
Just be sure to use a prepaid card.
>>338978008
That's something a lowly nigger would do.
Jews wouldn't sink that low most of the time.
>>338976421
>subtly trying to get faggots in trouble for trying this shit
>>338978440
Prepaid debit card.
>>338978604
>>338978528
>throwaway email
>pre-paid card
that's all you need for redbox isn't it?
what's to stop people from just doing that and using prepaid cards and just never returning the game?
>>338977649
I like the way you think, anon.
I love thieves that think they're being clever. It was fun busting their asses when I worked at a vidya store.
>>338977649
ay shit, niggas you better stop using redbox
im going balls deep
Not this fucking thread again
>>338977649
what if you do this and its a brand new game and you are the first person who has rented the game.
LOL then you reported yourself
>>338976421
You'd have to be really fucking stupid to think it's a good idea.
The fuck is wrong with people with room temperature IQ?
>>338979318
ur room is 160 degress? lol u should leave it before you catch fire X3
>>338978528
>>338978604
>>338978919
FACT: redbox does not accept those cards
>buy a prepaid debit card with cash
>buy a buncha redbox shit with card
>don't return games
>>338978981
>>338979109
Remember you might get away with it a few times but one day you are gonna do it and its gonna be a new game and you are gonna be the first person to rent it and when you call to report it you will be turning yourself in.
>>338979460
Nah cunt, it's 7 right now.
Maybe I guessed a little high, sorry friend.
>>338979612
>you are gonna be the first person to rent it
well shit, i better make sure the redbox was sold out then do it
>>338979618
>7
you better put a coat on there friendo that's 25 degrees below freezing!
>>338979468
This.
Fucking retarded niggas in this thread.
So people really think redbox is run by idiots that don't take precautions about this kind of shit?
>>338977160
Fucking jej'd
>>338979318
Make a thread about stealing on /v/ and there will be dozens of retards flooding in to talk about how they steal all the time and not believing anyone who says they don't feel the urge to steal.
Fucking vermin.
>>338980229
yes
>>338980386
Nice, though I assume a camera caught the act.
>>338980372
i don't steal but i don't feel bad for pirating especially from rich ass faceless companies
>>338979468
prepaid cards work exactly like debit cards
>>338980229
I know for sure they don't in my area.
>rent game from redbox
>its a fucking picture like in the OP
>return game and call redbox and report it
>5 days later go to same rebox rent same game
>its the same fucking piece of paper AGAIN
I'm sure eventually they will have a system in place to prevent this but as of right now they don't
>>338976665
>nigger tactics
It's Jewish tactics to be honest.
Don't do it OP, the guilt will drive you mad.
>>338980656
ok jamal
>>338980554
no they don't you retard.
You think POS systems can't detect if something is a prepaid card or not? Well they can and rebox denies them
If you don't believe me then go try it Mr.SmartyPants
>>338978008
that's something a nigg would do.
Jews do this mysterious shit were they can take advantage and control everything and steal, using only the rules
>>338980656
I'm OP and I'm not gonna do it. I just wanna see if other people on /v/ can try to justify this shit. Or explain why they think they will never get caught. I'm doing some Chris Hansen shit but for stealing from rebox.
>>338980372
No one cares.
lol i bet all the buyfags think that piratefags would actually steal this shit
>>338980229
Working in retail taught me that most thieves aren't very fucking bright.
>obviously lifting shit when a worker is near you
>act surprised when caught
>trying to walk out of door with a huge plastic sack of stolen cds, dvds and security alarms beeping
>"UH I PAID FOR THESE"
>lol enjoy the cops that are already here bro
>woman walks up to me after grabbing a new dvd box set off of a shelf
>there's still shrinkwrap and a fucking security spider wrap around it, she just scraped off the tag
>"UH I BOUGHT DIS AND IT DONT WORK. THEY DIDN'T TAKE THIS SHIT OFF EITHER."
It was entertaining at least.
Might as well paint yourself black and wear chains and say "yo my dog" etc
>>338981146
At least that level of desperation is entertaining.
>>338981146
I got stealing nude girl cards from a sex shot and I had the money to pay for it and my gf with me. The shop owners ran out the door and chased after me. Luckily I gave the shit back and they didn't call the cops. It was the most embarrassing thing I've ever done. I haven't stolen since. Stealing becomes an addiction and you end up doing it for no reason because you think you can always get away with it. Its really fucking retarded tho.
>>338976421
Good one De'Shaun. Now fuck off.
>>338981481
I know pirating has become addictive for me. I've gotten so many books, movies, games, etc that I normally wouldn't have tried.
>>338976421
>they steals games from stores
>and they still have the guts to complain about piracy
Sonyggers everyone.
>>338981146
>there's still shrinkwrap and a fucking security spider wrap around it, she just scraped off the tag
>"UH I BOUGHT DIS AND IT DONT WORK. THEY DIDN'T TAKE THIS SHIT OFF EITHER."
Where the fuck did you work at that time?
I really like hearing this kind of shit, so post whatever you have stories of.ive never been caught stealing, but only because i dont steal from stores, i steal from friendsi dont steal their weed though
>>338976421
But if you do this you'll get caught red handed
>>338976421
>I rent a game and it has a piece of paper in the box
>I call customer support
>they look up the guy who rented it last
>it's you
>get sued
That's basically how this story ends.
>>338980724
Yeah like Jamal would have access to a printer let alone a scanner
just fucking pirate it you retard
if you're going to go through this much fucking effort
>>338980554
>catched
>>338976421
>Opinions?
Worse than piratefags, objectively.
I was at a movie theater during a thunderstorm and the power went out, so they were handing out rainchecks. Well my friend and I just got ours and as we walk out, the manager asks if we needed one. I said no because we didn't. My friend looks at me and just says, "Duuuude." I asked him if he was so nigger poor that he needed to scam a theater doing the right thing by even handing out rainchecks out of a $4.75 movie ticket.
Some people just can't get past that animalistic, "I need everything I can possibly get, whether I need it or it fucks someone else," mentality.
>>338981146
I worked in retail for a long time, used to get shit like this as well as:
>"I want to return this iPod because it has no memory" - Because it was 4GB, they thought it would magically hold their entire itunes library
>"This Xbox 360 game won't work in my Xbox One" - Literally kek'd in their face
>"My 360 scratched this disc" - You know the disc burns /v/? Gave them Microsoft's contact info and told them not my problem
>Busted someone trying to nick a display TV that was Kensington locked to the display stand, tried to rub it off saying they wanted to see the back of it
>People actually steal empty display cases thinking they have the disc inside them
Not theft related, but I fucking loved it when people kicked up because I would refuse to serve them shit like GTA because I know it's for their kids.
>>338982126
>4.75 for movie ticket
Hah! Fake and gay!
ive stolen thousands of dollars of shit from retail stores and never got caught ask me anything
>>338978837
Redbox doesn't accept prepaid cards. It gives a message saying it doesn't allow it.
>>338981785
>stealing from friends
You really aren't their friend then, you piece of shit.
>>338981146
>Friend works in eurogiant(basically a dollar store)
>Sell lots of cheap crap.
>She tells me lots of shoplifting stories most about Romanian and Irish gypsies.
>One guy tried to walk out of the shop with a giant plastic tub stuffed under his shirt, this thing would be about the size of a mini fridge
>One lady brought in an empty pram, filled it stuff, covered it with a blanket and then screamed that they were trying to steal her baby when caught
>Some old lady took a shit in a aisle and ran out with ten boxes of condoms
>One guy asked her about timer sockets(you plug something like a lamp into it, set the time you want it to turn on) pointed by her and said look then ran out of the shop with one
>One guy sent in his kids to steal candy while he stole beer
>One guy switched a 1 euro label from a can of coke with a 20 euro label for an expensive item and try to buy it for 1 euro.
>People always try to give in counterfeit money some are good but most is photocopied 50 euro or 100 euro bills. She got a piece of paper with 5 euro written on it.
People are fucking retarded.
>>338982296
What's your favorite anime?
>>338982024
kek'd
>>338982360
they steal from me too so it's all good.
we agreed to not steal consumable or disposable items
>>338982296
>ask me anything
why don't you get a job and buy things like a civilized person?
>>338982274
>doesn't know what a matinee is
>>338981146
>Worked in retail
>Stock audits every week
>Once every month or so, say we have 1 less copy of a game than we actually do
>Managers accept
>Goes in the store's waste budget
>Slip game out at end of shift
>Next person checks and all the numbers check out
>No one ever found out
>>338982158
>refuse to serve
Doing anything more than informing them makes you the faggot. It's their decision.
>>338981785
>spoiler
Anon, it's one thing to steal from a huge corp that has insurance and more than enough money to cover petty theft, but your friends? Shame on you.
>>338978631
>>338980765
Fuck off JIDF
>>338982454
So are you all drug dealers, drug abusers, or just lack a college education or trade certification?
You sound like scum.
>>338982158
>because I know it's for their kids
The parent has the right to decide what's best for their kids, including whether or not they can handle a game like that. Don't be an asshole.
>>338982540
>>338982606
>Their decision
You faggots don't obviously understand Britbong age restriction law. Our government see buying underage people games and DVDs as bad as buying them fags and booze. I'd get assfucked if I ever got caught
>>338982402
>switched a label
>"That's the wrong label."
>"It's not MY fault."
>blank stare
![Redbox_Kiosk[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PEYtF8C.jpg "Redbox_Kiosk[1].jpg")
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to rent Doom tomorrow.
>>338976421
>So he said he'd give me a free video game, and all he wanted for it was my soul. So I was like yeah, man, who needs a soul?
>>338982765
You're just as culpable for living there.
>Buy game from jewstop
>Finish game before refund date
>get refund for game.
I played the game and keep my money, why don't more people do this for shit short games?
>>338982298
Prepaid debit card.
>>338982765
That really sucks, but it's Britain so I shouldn't be surprised.
>>338982776
Kek
>>338979842
>°F
>>338982776
you take this in Bryn Mawr, PA?
>>338982776
$4 per night?
Jesus that's expensive.
>>338979468
Incorrect. I have a prepaid mastercard and I only use it for renting. Works on red box.
>>338983098
doesn't work
>>338976421
>get a free game
ya, until they use their database to see what credit card rented said game then contact said bank to get said card owner sued.
genius idea my footprint leaving friend.
>>338982765
Fucking what? You get in shit when an adult buys a game for adults, goes home when it is no longer in your control and gives it to their kid? Yeah I don't think so, you're just being a cunt.
>>338983224
so this card is 100% not attached to you? doesn't have your name on it? Doesn't have an account attached to it with your name on it?
>>338982158
>disk burns
Kek, I knew someone who swapped out a few of his disc-burned/scratched games with Gamefly and GameStop. No issues with Gamestop (since that's where most of the scratched games came from since he was a dumbass and never tested them) and Gamefly only busted 'em once with a disk burnt BF3, but they let it slide.
I'll give him the scratched games, but all the disk burned ones were his fault.
Still, it's hard to judge because
>Gamestop
>>338981785Don't steal from friends. That's way worse.
I worked at a local new/used game/dvd/music shop. It was large enough that people obviously thought thievery would fly but I was constantly watching everyone.
Tgis is more me beinv a dick but I was surprised I'd get away with some of this stuff. Did this when I was getting burned out/right before quitting. The boss loved me though since I had the most sales every week and kept busting people.
>customer trades in a stack of games while it's busy as fuck
>coworker doesn't pull them from the front yet and I watch as a guy grabs half the stack walks around and then tries to 'trade it in'
>go up to help him and when he hands them to me "Oh, I was wondering where these went." and put them behind me
>guy demands I give them back
>"Give you back stolen merch? You're dumb. Get the fuck out of my store." while smiling
>dude flies out of the front door
>hungover in back room eating lunch, have security feed right by me
>see guy stuff games in pocket
>literally waltz out of back room eating pizza and casually stand by the guy
>don't break eye contact while eating pizza and just start tapping my pocket
>guy gets nervous
>food in my mouth
>"Alarms will go off."
>see him slowly go and put the 360 games back
I had some crackhead lady offer me a bj if I'd take $50 off a new system she was trying to buy. I told her I suddenly felt like I was gay and she got mad. People are funny.
>>338983332
fucking read the thread dude
the last person who returns the game doesn't automatically get the guilt retard
its possible somebody returned the game before him and just didn't call redbox and report it.
>>338983036
This only works for USED games, but yeah, it's fine.
They even specify they have a "no questions asked" refund policy on used shit but A) you only have a week and B) you need to either do your returns at multiple stores or keep the majority of what you buy or they'll catch on.
>>338983553
Sorry for typos. Was rushing.
>>338983387
Welcome to England, where you have no freedom and the Muslims rape your daughter.
>>338976421
Why do that when I can just pirate from the comfort of my own home??
>>338983387
>You get in shit when an adult buys a game for adults, goes home when it is no longer in your control and gives it to their kid?
When it's times like that I serve them, but when the kids with them and you can obviously tell it's for them I won't. Also yes I am a cunt, have been for over 20 years what's your point?
Besides, I don't give a fuck whether someone gives their kids GTA or CoD, I was playing Duke Nukem when I was 8, it's just when I can get a criminal record and fuck my career prospects up for serving some cocky little shit because his dad's with him
>>338983553
I used to look like a punk kid who would steal things and this manager of kroger would follow me around acting like he was price checking things.
I would fuck with him and try to walk fast and act like I was gonna steal things but put them back real quick when I was out of sight. It was fun. I literally was going to the store to buy some milk and eggs but he thought I was gonna steal something. It pissed me off.
>>338980724
That's right, goy.
My name is Jamal Bernstein.
Half-black, half-jew.
You saw through my clever ruse this time, but I'll have your shekels yet!
never ever had this done to me, or seen this done. It seems entirely implausible. The scanner isn't THAT bad it wouldn't notice a fucking printer paper cutout label. Especially if it's wrinkled in any way.
>>338983332
>Suing over a $60 game
Top kek my friend. Do you know how much that would cost? Worst that happen is that they charge your card. Which they won't because there's plausible deniability. You could literally just say it was like that when you rented it so you just brought it back instead of bothering. You fuckers are so naive. I built a massive ps3 collection doing this shit. Not that i would anymore since I finished grad school and have a real job now but there's really nothing they can do.
>>338983387
>I know more about your country than yourself!
I love when Americans do this.
>>338978631
>>338980765
No? Niggers would break the machine and steal the games.
>>338983387
As a britbong, allow me to clarify. Obviously you can't know if an adult comes in to buy an 18 game for their 8 year old kid. However, if the kid is right there with them at the counter shouting DADDY I WANT TO PLAY THE GRAND THEFT AUTO HURRY UP AND BUY IT ME, then it's pretty obviously illegal
>>338983218
it's clearly a 1
>>338983849
>it's just when I can get a criminal record and fuck my career prospects up for serving some cocky little shit because his dad's with him
But the thing is, you are selling the game to the father and after that it's out of your hands. If he gives the game to his kid then he should suffer the consequences not you. It's just so stupid it's literally unbelievable.
>>338981146
It really amazes me that people can be so stupid as to do this shit in person.
>Bought overwatch off amazon
>Friend doesn't want to pay full price for it
>Tell amazon my copy never arrived
>They offer me either a full refund or a second copy
>Take the second copy, sell it to friend for $20 off
Granted this is the first time I've done this off amazon, so if you make a habit out of it then it won't go so smoothly.
>>338984312
Dude, he's from the UK.
It's a police state where the laws are designed specifically to be insane and unjust.
>>338983557
>>338977348
yeah, I'm sure people are not gonna report that they just wasted their money AND risk being blamed for stealing the disk aswell.
Fucking retard.
>>338984312
He wouldnt get done if the kids dad bought it, but if the kid got someone they didnt know to buy it for them then they get fucked, like cigs and alcohol.
>>338982454
Except you're not really friends. You're just a group of fags mooching off of each other
>>338976421
rofl
Thats gold
>>338984502
>>338983995
Read the thread dude. I used to do this shit with a prepaid card anytime I needed extra cash
>>338984502
Caring this much about literally $1
I remember a couple years ago my friend's shady brother rented whatever game it was, swapped it similar to OP's image, and before returning it, reported it. They told him to return it anyways and they gave him some free rentals.
>>338984312
>It's just so stupid it's literally unbelievable
I thought that when I did my induction as well, until they showed me a few newspaper pieces of people getting arrested and fired for it, fucking ridiculous if you ask me.
>>338984494
pretty much this
>>338984580
>He wouldnt get done if the kids dad bought it
If the kids not with him I won't, if the kid is and there's evidence on the CCTV for the police to see it's for the kid I would, and when I say enough evidence, just footage of the kid grabbing and looking at the case is enough.
>>338982296
What's your favorite Swans album?
>>338982296
Is now a good time to be investing in real estate?
>>338984502
even if most people will call and report it. Its not enough evidence to say "the last guy who rented this game and didn't report it is guilty" you could easily prove its not you and they wouldn't have a case.
>>338984312
They're britcucks. They get arrested if they watch facesitting, watersports or other similar porn.
>>338976421
niggers
>>338979468
FACT: your gay lol
>>338984754
You're renting a game in 2016.
You're clearly some marginalized poor scumfuck, so yes, you WILL demand your money back.
>>338984824
You wouldnt anon, only way youd get done is if it was a sting set up by them, police checking cctv to see if the kid touched the box wouldnt get you a conviction anon.
>>338977160
what is a baseball cap and a over-the-counter pre-paid credit card?
>>338985120
I'm not even that guy but you are completely missing the point. The point is THAT does not prove guilt. Quit trying to defend yourself.
>>338985241
Granted I wouldn't get convicted, I'd still be arrested, questioned, fired and all that bullshit so either way, fuck that
>>338985412
You wouldnt anon, no one would care like no one. Its called scare mongering anon.
>>338985362
Except it does. It is your duty to report theft.
You're just as culpable for not reporting it.
Nigga are you legit retarded?
Dont come crying when you forsake your duty and the next person reports it, and you're fingered as the thief.
Prepaid cards can't melt steel games
>>338977060
and here I thought this was nintendogaf
Redbox uses credit cards and such.
>>338980656
sorry for my ignorance, i'm not a /pol/tard
is "jews steal" really a common stereotype? i thought they were just considered greedy cunts, not thieves.
>>338976421
just pirate games you pathetic beta cucks
this actively goes out of the way to harm other consumers
>>338982454
You're all scum.
>friend of a friend did shit like this
>friend for some fucking reason brings him over
>steals some ps2 games from me, ones actually worth money
>next day literally dress the best I can, turn charm up to 11 & drive to his house
>his mom knows who I am and is sweet as ever, we chat
>he walks out of their garage to his car and freezes
>Me: "Hey dude! When are you going to give those games back? My lil bro really wants to replay Dark Cloud 2."
>he shuffles to his car and I follow
>lean in as he grabs the games and mutter in the edgiest way possible "I'll fucking slit your throat next time."
>he gives back all of my games
>hear his mom say I was really nice as I leave
>never see him after that
>>338984246
Actually games do cost more.
I got Until Dawn from it and beat it in 3 days.
>>338983553
> I told her I suddenly felt like I was gay and she got mad
Roastie BTFO.
>>338976421
Jesus christ you can't just manhandle a CD like that, no wonder it's bent in two
>friend of mine works at gas station
>tells stories of homeless people and thieves trying to steal shit
>homeless people shit on the FLOOR of the bathroom
>when he has to clean it up and hes end of night shift he mops the shit up
>then mops the rest of the store with the shit-water before morning shift arrives
>coworkers and customers complain about the faint smell of shit in the store the rest of the day
Grownass people do the shittiest things in light of other shit things. I hope you read this G, you fuck.
>>338980493
Use an anon search tool and search "local Redbox" using tor and you'll be fine for petty theft. Use a balaclava and some second hand clothes which you will burn properly.
The problem is hiding your car in a spot that has no cameras, but with enough parking traffic at night that you have plausible deniability when you finally drive to that area. Perhaps a friends house.
Alternatively you can just walk with a bag back home if yoiu live in a shit area with no cameras.
Each time you appear on camera near the crime scene they WILL track and follow your movements like the movies, but out will take them weeks for the warrants if they can be arsed.
Do not steal in places like UK cities however, too many cameras, not worth it.
Then again I am a paranoid government abidimg rule cuck, so don't mind me.
>>338982454
Holy shit you and your "friends" sound like a bunch of fucking losers
Aren't those machines usually in an area with a shitload of cameras
Don't do illegal shit on camera
>>338985818
I'm not a /pol/lack either, but it's a common stereotype that Jews are cheap and look for ways to save money.
>>338986226
>Going through THIS much hassle to watch a movie or play a game which you could probably pirate in an hour with no risk.
Criminals make things hard on themselves.
>>338986168
>manhandle
>man
>handle
FUCKING CHRIST
Mansplaining, manspreading, now this? Are tumblretards just going to keep appending man to every action they don't like?
>>338983291
Prepaid debit card.
>>338986226
That's way too much fucking effort just to steal a $60 game that's probably only worth $10 after other have used it.
>>338986409
Your bait needs more time to ripen. Wait for another 10 years then try again if you havent grown up by then you faggot.
>>338986471
nope
autist says prepaid debit card
I work at fucking GameStop and this old white dude with his dirty looking son came in once to return Skylanders they seriously just pulled off the wall. They also gave me a pack of batteries that we had sitting in front of the counter they wanted to return too. We called the cops right in front of them and they ran out.
>>338986391
Follow the comment chain, you moron. That was about breaking into the machine and harvesting its contents to resell.
>>338978008
George_orwells_ultimate_nightmare.jew
>>338985818
Jews were barred from land ownership and most trade associations during the middle ages, so many became moneylenders, traders, and tax collectors for landowners
>>338986546
A no-contract card for debit that has been paid for previously.
>>338986340
Cameras don't mean anything in the immediate vicinity with face distorting makeup/cover but if they're on every street within a mile you would be correct since they will follow your movements.
I know because I live in a shit area and have almost been stabbed by theives three times now, each time by a Muslim drug dealer and each time they've been caught after.
I talk to much and play sympathy till I spot an opportunity to bolt for it. Being tall helps.
>renting games
I bet you poorfags rent apartments too instead of just getting a mortgage. Those $900 per month rent prices would get you an actual house (as in you fucking own it) in a small town. Dumbfucks.
>>338986530
Not him, but does anyone else constantly think of shitty bait to trigger 4chan with in a decade or so? That's all I spend my time doing nowadays, whenever I come across a shitty ruse, I think of ways to improve it and repost it in a few years. That way, only a few oldfags would even remember it and everyone else would either fall for it or get angered by it.
>>338986703
>no-contract
read the fine print
>>338986730
why do people bother to post like this on an anonymous image board? Is this a form of cyberbullying?
>>338986479
Read the comment chain. It's about stealing potentially hundreds and reselling.
Though reselling on places like eBay gets people caught WAY to often, be careful on that anons.
>>338976584
Agreed
>>338985913
>he didnt fuck the mom and take the games back by force
>>338986732
You really need to get over your internet addiction.
Very desperately.
>Buy a preowned Animal Crossing WW copy
>Cartridge art worn and shitty
>Rent it on Gamefly
>Switch games
>???
>Profit
>>338977649
So no one else is going to point out that he said surgery and not science?
>>338976421
>GUYS, I FOUND A REDBOX NEAR ME AND REALLY, REALLY, REALLY WANT TO PLAY OVERWATCH CAUSE MY MOM WON'T BUY IT FOR ME WILL I GET CAUGHT STEALING IT?
Showing your true colors, faggot OP
>>338982402
>Some old lady took a shit in a aisle and ran out with ten boxes of condoms
This made me laugh. Must have been at a lowpoint in her life.
>>338976421
The way it works is that the person that gets the printout files a report and then the person who had it before and the person who filed the report gets flagged.
Keep getting flagged you'll get overcharged.
You can do it a few times spaced apart
>>338986852
Yes faggot
>>338986852
As long as dumb fucks like you give them replies they won't stop
>>338976421
>op delivers
/v/ is saved.
>>338986730
>work in the city
>all houses are small as fuck and sometimes upwards of suburban prices
>implying i'd pay millions of dollars just to have a house comparable to a suburban house
If you're living by yourself and maybe with a friend, apartments are the better option. Houses are only for settling down. Also
>being dumb enough to fall for the married with 2.5 kids meme
>>338986972
>>338986994
ok thanks
>>338986803
If I don't read it, then I'm not bound to it, since I'm not signing it either.
>>338986948
Projecting
>>338987182
>using ignorance as an excuse
Oh anon, you have so much to learn.
>>338986942
thatsthejoke.jpg
>>338987182
that's adorable
>>338976421
A pirates wet dream.
>>338987448
Pirates hate physical copies
What the fuck is redbox?
>>338981146
>Mfw a kid came to customer service with, like, twelve Nintendo point cards saying that they were never activated
>>338986730
I pay $570 for rent, no worries about property tax, mortgage insurance (renters insurance is like 10$ a month) nor upkeep/maintenance. $400 in investments a month x 12 months = $4800 a year + give or take 5% ROI. In 5 years I could net ~$28,000 which is a lot more than a house would return in 5 years (depending on market/location).
>>338986965
This. Also: if you're so fucking poor that you need to steal videogames from a Red Box, you should probably stop playing videogames and start working or studying.
>>338987540
Why are you blogging?
>>338986856
Oh yeah, like no one would notice how several Red Boxes are now missing one or two games or blu-rays. Prepaid cards don't work for rentals that don't have your name on them and dressing up like a fucking criminal is just going to make you even more obvious as to the real culprit.
>>338987540
/v/ - video games
>Did this
>Get call from Redbox stating I owe 199 bucks as stated on the back of the box for failure of returns
>Tell them it was like that when I rented it too which is why I returned it same day
>Never hear from them again
I'm not sweating it.
>>338987525
>yotsuba as an adult
You can go right ahead and kill yourself.
>>338987520
It''s the part of your mom I fucked raw last night.
>All the fucking normies in this thread.
I bet they don't pirate either
>>338987540
>>338987042
>bragging about your personal life anonymously
mfw
Only good place to steal from is Art stores.
I've stolen $100+ worth of shit from there. Just slip it in your pocket. Easy.
>>338987723
lol what a joker.
What a trickster.
>>338987518
Niggers will act like niggers. Trying to think other wise is just ridiculous.
>>338987525
I've had retards do that with prepaid debit cards. Then there are the retards that try to buy 12 cartons of cigarettes with 20+ different prepaid cards they most likely activated and stole from another state.
I knew a guy like you OP key word knew
>guy used to work with always had the latest games
>games for systems he didnt even own
>i asked him "how come you have so many games"
>he laughs "well you know i got my secrets"
>intrigued i ask him "like what"?
>he turns the television on loud , looks around and pulls me close "what im about to tell you never leaves these walls"
> i agree to never tell anyone what im about to be told amd that he can trust me
>he looks at me and says "redbox, i rent games from redbox, scan and print a paper version of whatever game im stealing and put it back"
> i tell him hes an absolute madman
>he laughs and agrees " ive got games for consoles i dont even own anon, ive got multiple copies, ive got games i dont even like anon"
>impressed i say "what about the risks anon,cant you get caught"?
>tells me its impossible to trace him and that its the perfect crime
>two weeks pass And i havent seen him at work
>ask manager where anon is?
>hes doing time, got raided two weeks ago and is on death row right now awaiting a date for his execution
Hes still there waiting
>go to house party
>everybody is passed out
>take all of the guys video games
>put them into a bag
>hide them away from the house
>come back and sleep
>wake up
>guy is pissed that his stuff is stolen
>doesnt suspect me since im still here and dont have his shit
>collect bag on the way home
Works every time
>>338985818
They steal, but not in the way dindus typically do.
They steal money through "legal" means such as lawsuits, bills, foreclosures, usury and so on.
>>338988017
>on death row right now awaiting a date for his execution
I mean, yeah, copyright lawyers are absolute niggers, but you're not even trying to be subtle with your story.
I just fell for it didn't I?
>>338983206
>an fbi partyvan was dispatched to your location :^)
>tfw every thief I've ever known eventually got busted
>having that pathetic shit on record or doing time
Only a matter of time, gutter trash.
>>338983218
I can finish a game in a weekend, particularly a cod game, so technically it's not too bad.
Stores in the middle of nowhere will charge you a quarter of that.
>>338976421
You could easily use a prepaid credit card too.
You're still a piece of shit.
>>338988171
I what point was he being subtle?
>>338988351
>tfw every thief I've ever known eventually got busted
No shit you idiot, its only the bad thiefs that you know, the good ones dont get found out
>>338987298
>>338987395
I haven't read your posts, so I'm operating under the belief that you are supporting me and my ideas. Thanks. OMW to buy a prepaid debit card.
>>338979468
I happened to go to Redbox when Dark souls 3 was out, Used my prepaid american express, No hassle
>>338987703
>Be at uni
>Take a couple of books from the library
>Change unis
>More than a year goes by
>Decide to look at my spam-mail
>Hundreds of overdue book warnings from the library
>Total fee is at about 800 euros
>Go to the library and tell the librarian that I'm poor as shit, so they'll never see any money from me, but neither will they get the books back, unless she wipes the fee
>She actually agrees
Felt fucking good.
>Go to Barnes and Noble
>Buy a couple books
>Keep looking around
>Notice some books have weird stickers inside
>Figure out theyre the thing that triggers the alarm
>pussy out and don't steal anything because I wasn't sure if they didn't have any other countermeasures
>>338981146
>Asset Protection
>See two kids acting suspicious in the electronic aisle and tag em
>One of them whispers to the other
"Dude, these (HDMI cords) will fit in our pockets. Take one."
>They make an immediate b-line to the exit where I nab them and tell them to come with me
>Those beautiful bitch tears as I take them the the back office
>>338988725
So why not just torrent the fucking books? It's not like the publisher is going to go after you.
>Everyone on /v/ steals shit
Are you all niggers and mexicans IRL?
>>338982274
Do you only go to IMAX or IMAX 3D? Most ticket prices are like $5-7 at most.
>>338988528
I've known some very clever ones, some that I honestly felt shocked upon hearing that they were busted.
A good thief can still get cocky or sloppy.
>>338981146
95% of thefts aren't caught.
It's the ones that take the risk multiple times that do.
I did it once or twice taking hotwheels cars from Woolworths as a VERY small child after taking off the packaging, I don't regret it, but I don't think I'd ever do it again due to the sheer risk and my current ethics.
My brother however was caught stealing cheap food from the local superstore, despite being able to afford them when he was about 14 and got barred for a couple years but that's all that came from it.
>>338988824
stealings ok when nobody knows
>>338988784
>HDMI cords
what kind of faggot tries to steal something so cheap?
>>338988824
non stealing cracker reporting in.
>>338980545
I just pirate indie games. Those aren't worth spending cash on.
>>338976421
thread reported to fbi via fbi.gov.
Not kidding.
>>338988725
I used to slip those stickers into people's purses or their coat hoods and wait for the alarm to go off. As a kid, I thought this was the cleverest thing ever.
>>338988725
Wait, I saw that too when I went to Barnes/Noble. I was looking at JoJo and I saw a weird red sticker in between the book and threw it out.
What is that?
And after all this effort, you end up with loose disc-only games like a pleb.
>>338988913
Ones that do it out of pure temptation rather than monetary gain probably.
>>338988861
the guy you just replied to is probably like 19 or 20 and thinkin he will never get caught.
obligatory post
>>338988998
Postulating how a criminal would perform a theft is not illegal, and that's all OP and this entire thread is doing.
>stealing games
what are you all like fucking unemployed and 16?
I might make above the national average but even when I didn't I still had more than enough money to buy games when I wanted to
if you have to resort to theft you might want to think about getting a different hobby
also before someone gets asshurt over it
piracy =/= theft
but I still don't pirate games either
>>338976421
ITT: faggots that don't know that your printer puts out a unique identifier that allows law enforcement to easily track you based on your printer and configuration. go ahead and print some stuff in the name of fraud, see how far that gets you.
>>338988998
The FBI doesn't care about petty theft, faggot.
>>338988875
I knew a kid in school who routinely stole about $20 worth of drinks and snacks from a grocery shop. The madman did it for an entire fucking year, almost every day, they actually caught him and he ended up paying about 25 bucks in damages.
>>338989175
enjoy prison
>>338989097
>Sly cooper
>thief
my fucking sides
>>338989142
>Conspiracy to...
yes it is im afraid
>>338988998
OP here thats fine man. FIRST I'm on public hotel wifi so I'm not scared of your threat.
Also if you think this thread is illegal you should report it to 4chan and let the janitors clean it up.
I'm just trying to do some Chris Hansen style investigating on how criminals think about stealing games, but whatever bro do you thing.
