Its up!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts4LWPKJgKs
miscarriage
>>338959097
Well that was fast.
>>338959097
CHECK EM
>>338958997
Fuck off.
>>338958997
if you're going to post this trash, at least have the decency to put "enb" or "eceleb" somewhere in the OP so my filter catches it
>>338959247
Sevens errywhere
>>338959097
Awww shit
>>338958997
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>>338959247
ayo hol up what the fuck
>>338959097
>>338959147
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>>338959247
All those 7s god damn.
>>338959097
>>338959147pancreatic cancer
>Give the eyes to the Firekeeper
>"Wow, this is much more interesting"
>Link the fire in the end anyway, without even acknowledging the summon sign.
>>338960598
He was distraught from his friend's recent death, give him a break.
>>338960598
I think he just straight up missed it.
MARKUS!!!!!
>>338960598
Yeah, I'm thinking he's just plain retarded at this point.
>>338960598
Literally blinder than the firekeeper
>>338960598
>that monologue at the end
one man cringe machine
>>338960781
>I took my glasses off after defeating SoC and missed the summon sign. GG namebro :(
From the comment section where he posted.
>>338958997
>I took my glasses off after defeating SoC and missed the summon sign.
This fucking retard
That's the perfect conclusion. A final example of how """observant""" this dumbfuck is
>>338960598
Nice 8
DID HE FUCKING MISS THE FIREKEEPER SUMMON?
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>338960916
You wouldn't be able to see shit if you constantly had tears in your eyes too.
>>338960876
>Mr. I play offline so I don't have to fight people
>Getting platinum
How exactly does he plan on doing this?
>completely missing the summon sign
I've heard of tunnel vision but this is fucking ridiculous.
GUISS MY GLASSES WERE OFF
C'MON
GIMME A BREAK
>>338959097
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>>338961049
>Tears
What the fuck are you talking about
check my 9
>>338961171
I know ENB in real life, the guy had 3 miscarriages, has a family in poor health, a marriage in shambles and just recently had his best friend die.
I'd like to see you be all fucking MLG and "observant" with that sort of life, much less record and commentate on a playthrough.
>AVGN thread gets deleted
>This is still up
>>338961224
Nah look at this 5
4
>>338961224
Off by 5
>>338961224
You mean this 9?
For those catching up on earlier episodes, take a sip every time he says "I forgot to put on second chance"
>>338961385
He boasts about being so observant though you fucking cuckold
You're retarded anyways for making up dumb shit
>>338961418
Yes and porn threads on /v/ get to 400 posts every other hour
>Overanalyse shit that doesn't matter.
>Constantly miss the shit that matters.
this post is a 3
the post below it is a 6
>>338961385
Then he should get an actual fucking job and not try 50 times to make a child instead of just using some elses semen or some shit right away
>>338961385
I heard that motherfucker had like 12 miscarriages
>>338960659
yeah my grandma passed away 2 days ago so should i be excused for being a fucking idiot?
Hard Man is from Megaman 3
>>338961418
In the land of the trolls, the mods are just the biggest trolls of them all.
>>338961585
Hey, his constant hitting of every wall he could see did finally pay off though.
>>338961595
well
this is an 8
100 get
>>338961585
>goes back to the vordt bossroom with binoculars 1000 times
>misses every single one of the 10+ statues in archives and lothric
>misses most ashes
3+4
>>338961385
>3 miscarriages
>LOL
>>338959097
>>338959147
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>>338959247
witnessed
876
>>338959097
Strong start
E
C
E
L
E
B
C
A
N
C
E
R
>>338961224
BAKA BAKA
>>338961942
Found this 9 for you
>>338961385
>he had 3 miscarriages
didn't realize he had a pussy and a pair of ovaries
maybe you should stop trying to get your infertile wife to stop chugging out dead babies
>>338962119
The third miscarriage was from a surrogate mother which he inseminated.
>>338960754
kek but true
>>338962296
I thought that was the sixth?
>>338961385
Stop with the fucking miscarriages shit already that was years ago and they have a daughter
You're not sad your whole life because of a miscarriage when you actually have a child afterwards.
And if he's poor than he should get an actual job instead of making dumb YT videos and podcasts
>>338962296
Damn. No wonder Bloodborne gave him PTSD.
>>338962387
Their child was before the miscarriages though.
he should just get someone to fuck his wife for him, there are plenty of weebs on here who would happily give it a shot
>>338959097
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>>338959247
I WANNA SEVEN TOO
>>338962530
Then stop trying to make even more kids when you can barely feed one
>>338962647
You got it senpai
>>338962647
damn son
>>338962119
>>338962296
>Has 3 miscarriages with 2 different women
>Since he's from the south probably blames the women and won't admit that it's his semen that is retarded and refuses to get his potency checked.
>>338958997
>no more pig posting soon
I'm finna miss it famitsu
>>338962647
Bro
>>338962843
Smug pepe?
My god this nigga is blind as hell
>>338962843
Playthrough 2 will be about the same with him not getting Yoel quest because you have to die relatively a lot which doesn't happen on 2nd run.
>>338959097
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>>338959187
OP wins the jackpot I guess
>dedicated to some dead nignog
>"Some shit is just beyond me, Jason." sorry i couldn't cure your cancer brother
>missing the summon sign
>taking off glasses for the finale of the game
>nonsensical monologue over the closing cutscene
>silently spinning camera around gesturing character for two minutes
>cut to black
my fucking sides what a fucking fag
>>338962843
you know that shit will be back when he starts his second playthrough
>>338960659
It was recorded before his friend went rip
>>338962795
He and his wife did have it checked and he's fine, it's his wife with the toxic womb.
That's the reason why he went to a different woman in the first place, unfortunately allegedly she had household issues that led to the miscarriage though ENB said he didn't to intrude on her privacy by asking her for more details, though he was very anguished afterwards.
>>338963025
you got to elevate the medium, bro
>>338961385
>gf's mom had like 3 miscarriages
>occasionally gf will refer to her brother
>she has no brother
>mfw it takes me a second to realize she's talking about her dead fetus brother
Mind if I take this 7? Thanks.
>>338963105
Where the fuck are you getting this information?
>Jason and I weren't close, but we had a lot in common with Souls. It's something that younger folks might not fully appreciate about modern life— we're constantly connected to people all over the world who are interested in the same things we are. We gravitate towards our "digital bonfires" (to use a line I heard from another viewer long, long ago). It's a special thing.
>All those people you see on break or walking down the street with their heads buried in their phones... they're just trying to be somewhere they'd rather be, talking to people that they'd rather talk to. People just want to be happy, to share that happiness, and to be understood. Sometimes you form deep connections that way, and sometimes shallow, but those people all become a part of your life.
Eight.
>>338963105
his dead friend slammed a doorknob into her stomach is what I heard
>>338963025
PILLAR OF THE COMMUNITY
>even though he barely interacts with the community and always plays offline
>>338963025
>>338963025
>not liking the real life catarina knight
>>338962843
And so it is... Ash seeketh embers
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0tNj8Qu.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>338959097
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>>338963426
do you think kay is a solid 5/10 qt?
>>338963426
the only lper worth watching
>>338958997
what are we going to do now
i feel empty
>>338963531
She's boring as fuck though
>>338963531
SilverMont isn't too bad, if you can get over his accent and his bitching about Artorias yesterday.
But yeah, Kay really is the best so far, though I am glad she gave up trying to kill Hodrick.
>>338963629
Shitpost again when he misses Gertrude and Frampt/Kaathe statues again on his second playthrough
>>338963629
Wait for the second LP, in which he will miss just as much shit and play just as bad and suck DS3 dick even harder while ignoring DS2 even more
>>338958997
>best boss battle in a game I've ever seen
Is it that impressive?
>>338962647
watch this
>>338963235
Yeah he should participate in fight clubs and enforce the 120sl meta like the rest of the cancer.
Thankfully, he doesn't, because he isn't a complete faggot.
>>338961080
farming covenant items from silver knights and blobs of whatever the fuck
idk who this faggot is but is he any better than Pat cause jesus fucking fuck that video
>>338963232
>Remember that time your wife's replacement had a miscarriage too?
>Remember the police report that said an unknown man caused blunt trauma to her uterus?
>That unknown man was me, Marcus! I slammed a doorknob into her stomach! All the miscarriages, it was all me all along! The author of all your pain!
>>338963827
Or maybe he should just play online
Calm down you don't have to play defense force
What will you do when he goes back to online mode just so he can summon for Nameless King and Cinder?
>>338961625
is this a brad neely reference
>>338961701
>hits almost every wall in demon ruins
>doesnt hit the one that leads to quelana
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>338961385
Who the fuck cares really?
I don't come and blogpost about my problems in a vidya board either.
And stop shilling your shit videos.
>>338963810
No
He didn't gush about the fight until the Gwyn phase/music came in so it's just his boner for DS1 talking. This is the guy that thinks Untended Graves has extremely deep lore implications and is the best area in the entire series, I wouldn't take him seriously.
>>338963763
He'res hoping on repeated playthroughs he sees how shit DS3 is. Then again he really did spout off that nonsense of "The first half was totally meant to be shit guys! Cause that makes the 2nd half better! GENIUS!"
Simply put he's dug a hole for himself, he turned down literally 3x the money to play it blind so it HAS to be the best in the series, couple that with it being the last souls game the pressure is there and he's enough of a miyazaki dicksucker/apologist that all the flaws get a blind eye.
>>338963810
He also said the Deacons is an amazing boss fight and that dark firelink is the BEST AREA IN SOULS
>>338960598
Yes...you guys are correct. The guy is retarded.
Why do you give this faggot any attention.
>>338963964
WHO RUNS THE WORLD?
>>338963964
I'd tap that
>>338963964
he's entertaining as always though. he's the best youtube background noise
>>338963863
OH GOD, OH NO, OH GOD
>>338964028
Probably not, he just loves everything that slightly refernces DS1 even though there's retcon shit, but he wouldn't know since he doesn't know the lore as well as he says he does
Despite how shitty the germanspy lp was at first he knows his shit and the lore better than ENB
>>338963964
who is this
it's not enb
>watching more than 10 minutes of this shit, let alone 10 hours
Time to nuke the board for good, mods, it's crawling with tablet smearing subhumans now.
>>338964247
Not in this LP though, whihc is always the case with blind LPs.
I don't get why people want them
>b-but muh epic reactions
Then they should watch pewdiepie or finebros
Both commentary and gameplay will just be mediocre at best in blind LPs
>>338964028
>He's going to miss Making Londo Great Again
>He's going to purchase more dark miracles from Irina
>He'll miss jew merchant snakes again
>He's going to kill Patches immediately
>He's going to miss Sigward's questline
Calling it now
>>338964330
>le phone meme XDD
>le tablet meme XDD
>>338961385
>and just recently had his best friend die
"Jason and I weren't close, but we had a lot in common with Souls."
I wouldn't call that best friend anon.
>>338964410
He didn't even complete the normal Anri quest since he fucking left catacombs right away
>>338964510
Everyone knows the first stage of grief is denial you moron.
>>338964510
Who died? Someone from souls community?
why is this horseshit not banned yet
>>338964390
Agreed. ENB shines when he knows what he's talking about and not speculating and shit.
I'm kinda sad that his next 1cc challenge isn't gonna be Dragon's Crown with a different character, but a different game altogether, wanted to see some dorf action.
>>338964574
his wife killed a dude when his cum didn't work
>>338964607
i was talking about northernlion
>>338964576
it keeps happening
>>338964576
this thread truly is blessed
>>338964563
Shit, you're right. Should have added
>Will miss Anri's end questlines
>>338964723
Never mind then. I still meant what I said about enb.
>>338964668
Why do you enjoy spouting nonsense about people you don't even know?
>>338964576
Checked
>>338963426
She sounds old.
>>338964270
Its disappointing that this is what the fanbase has turned into. I expected Marcus to be one of the few to call DS3 out for how lazy and half-assed it all is. But here we are, one of the few guys that seemed to understand what made these games great is now shitting out hyperbole while ignoring everything terrible and unoriginal because the kool-aid was too strong.
I lost all respect for him with this playthrough, and not because of all the dumb blind lp bullshit, but the self delusion, the rose-tinted nostaliga of DS1 references, and the refusal to even give Bloodborne( a far better game) any credit whatsoever and his staunch refusal to acknowledge anything it did well at all.
How fucking disappointing he's become. I doubt I'll watch anything of his coming forward.
>>338964794
>not shitposting in an ecelebcuck thread
>on /v/
what the fuck are you doing here
>>338963195
women are fucking nutty and superficial as fuck
>>338964956
I want to discuss about souls games with people
>>338963629
are we done shitting on pat in sbfp?
>>338960598
I did this same thing when I played through the game blindlolthe first time. I never used phantoms, so ignoring summon signs was my usual reaction anyway.
>>338965078
I just gave up halfway through
This shit was too bad to shit on
>had to fucking look up how the storm ruler works
>>338965078
For as bad as ENB is he at least has excuses, like how it was a legit blind playthrough. Pat is infinitely worse beecause he hits all the same notes of fanboyish dicksucking, but coupled with horrific overleveling and lying about it being blind.
>>338965049
have you tried the hot new website "reddit.com"?
>>338963964
I don't see the big deal, he beat them both without help so he can do whatever he wants.
>>338964576
CHECKED
In all honesty this lp wasn't as bad as it could have been given that it was blind. You want a real shitshow, go see a minute of sbf playthrough. You'll end up closing the tab with an aneurysm.
>>338965078
>watched woolie play demon's souls not long ago
>watched Siegward use the storm ruler properly
>can't figure out how to use it to save his life
Jesus christ, it's not that fucking deep
>>338959097
well that's certainly amusing
>>338965378
>TBFP will never be good again
Why must everything go from good to shit?
>HOW DO I USE THE STORM RULER
Holy shit, I figured that out in Japanese you retarded fucking cunt.
>>338965706
>mfw i only rewatch old LPs like DP an RE2 and 4 as background noise
All it is nowadays is
>movie/tv reference
>make joke and run it into the ground and make a meme to sell it as tshirts
>squealz
>matt in every LP
>>338965836
>uses estoc for a long time
>has a charge up weapon art
>probably never used it since he only spams r1
>HOW DO I MAKE THE WIND
>>338965049
Then go back to funnyjunk faggot
>>338963025
the whole "whoa ..." thing is pretty eyerolling.
ENB's world seems to turn upside down whenever he reads anything in Souls.
>>338965706
Unsub, simply put they are never getting better.
Take solace that in 5 years they won't be popular anymore and this will be a dying career for them because the youtube demographic doesn't want to listen to a bunch of late 30's hasbeens try and keep up with the kids.
>>338965231
that seems to be the majority. its just repeated offenses that its just a broken record at this point. i stopped watching when he played off camera
>>338965836
The increasing hugbox coming out of the works is obnoxious. They've come up with the most retarded excuses like "it took everyone else just as long to figure it out" or blaming the souls community which actually isn't even watching it anymore. Doesn't help the Pat's arrogance is fueling that mentality.He's still the best, best friend since the rest are even worse at this point.
>>338965283
Yeah, but they're too sugary and nice to me.
>>338966235
I'll go back to your father's junk, ok, mate.
>>338965078
>Siegward fucking died during Yhorm's bossfight because they just stood there trying to figure out the stormruler
Dropped
>says he got good at play without lock on by fighting ornstein and smough so much
>misses 90% of the time and rolls away from attack rather than into them
>>338966323
Oh, I've unsubbed for quite some time now. I'm just reminiscing, as they used to be entertaining, but have fallen so low, along with a lot of other channels and things outside of YT in general
>>338966341
Stop making excuses you cocksucker, the dwarf is shit
>>338966391
Shit, even on my first go, and didn't know about Stormruler, I at least had the sense to keep aggro on my character and let Siegward do damage and not be targeted.
>>338966610
I never said he was great, faggot, I said he's better than the rest of them. They're all shit as of now.
>>338965387
>>338966391
did he squeal like a fake faggot when he picked up the sword?
>>338966784
I dunno, Liam can be pretty good if he plays games he knows really well.
>>338966887
He laughed like a bitch and squealed
So yes
>>338963025
You're an awful person
If we are talking about youtubers, did anyone watch slowbeefs wife play heavy rain?
I don't think I've laughed that hard in a long ass time. I think I might be in love with her.
>>338967170
slowbeefs wife is the best lets player in this whole shitty thread
I think what's bothering me the most lately about ENB's playthrough is the statement that his second playthrough is going to still be blind. I tolerated everything in this first playthrough, complaining here and there, thinking he'd at least stop being and playing blind on the second run. He misses so damn much, including things that are literally on his screen and he just turns away and misses it.
Vaati>ENB>Plague>Pat
>>338964014
Also the first time he fought SoC, before he went to do optional stuff, he kept talking about how it seemed really easy and not really like an end boss... as he got wrecked over and over and over again.
>>338967404
Pretty stupid to hear him say that. Especially knowing what I do about how fucking retarded NPC quests are in DS3. He's going to miss a ton of shit again.
>still haven't realized shrine maiden sells boss armor after you beat a boss
>didn't check to see firelink armor.
>>338967141
you're a little bitch
>>338967360
Most definitely, she does not give a single fuck.
I love how she posted a fucking Yoshi wish a vagina on her twitter and didn't care who saw it.
>>338967412
why does /v/ hate vaati?
>>338967547
Yeah, NPC quests alone he's going to miss a ton.
when will pewdiepie continue his playthrough
>>338965078
>went from a blind LP to blind with a checklist to fuck it read the wiki
>like his lore vids better than vaatis
>now does let's play shit
Goddamn it
>>338967670
obnoxious faggot who makes plain wrong "lore" videos for which he steals the content from the bloodborne general
claimed the cleric beast was ludwig etc
Why are e-celeb threads suddenly allowed?
>>338967547
I think he'll get spoiled whether he wants it or not now with comments enabled again.
He'll probably still going to miss Yuria because you need to die a bunch of times which happens less on a second playthrough.
Or he will tell Anri where Horace is and will fuck up the quest that way.
Even with a guide I still managed to fuck up some things, especially Greirat.
honestly i rather have a get thread than a blatant e celeb shill thread
check my FUCKING 5
>>338967606
>just consumes all the boss souls instead of making the weapons
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>>338967404
>>338967547
It's not gonna be 100% blind. He's open for gameplay suggestions like what sucks and what's amazing.
He said no story/lore spoilers, so they might tip him off on NPC quests.
better watch coward pat being wrong about EVERYTHING edition
>souls of cinder is one of the best final bosses in any game ever
Okay ENB you can just stop now
>>338967606
>he goes up to the Shrine Handmaiden
>Talk
>hovers over Purchase Items
>Leave
This motherfucker.
>>338967918
If you want to have a 10% and guessing a random number go throw a d10 dice around, faggot.
>>338968221
I just skipped through the episodes to the bossfights after he first overleved in highwall
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>>338959097
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>338967412
>vaati
>>338967670
plagiarist pretentious twat making a living off others' fan theories. Rips off others' work. Look up videos on it, he's a fucking faggot.
>>338958997
When I'm at 70.0% I still slow roll. Is there hidden decimal places and I'm actually at 70.01 or something?
>>338967918
Gets rolling is bannable senpai. Watch what you wish for.
vaati is afraid his 4chan past will fuck him up
for exemple he gave the dsg steam group to afro when he got called out
>hears the "call on me" dialouge multiple times
>still misses the bright ass summon sign
>b-but i took off muh glasses guys
He also ran past the sorcerer guy on the church in the toxic two times, i never thought someone could be this blind
>>338968369
if you want to have a hugbox where you can shill your channel no matter what go to rebbit, faggot
>>338968460
I hate his forced intonation. He's trying to sound sophisticated but comes out as a pretentious faggot to me.
>>338968610
Ah, the leddit argument, when all else fails and you don't have anything to make a point.
Works 100% of the time, every time.
Let's do something with these GETS
>that autistic monolouge
I really liked ENB for his other souls LPs and mostly his non souls LPs, but this one made me lose so much respect for him
>blocked comments because he couldn't take the heat
>claims the souls community is dead because of the elititsm
why enb
why
you were the chosen one
>>338968924
he always does that, it's always cringy
>>338968687
The worst are the breaks, like with the finale near the end of the video where he sits down and talks with pauses. It's really, well, pretentious and cringy.
HOLD THE FUCKING BUTTOM
CHRIST DSP DIDN'T DO THIS BAD AND HE DIDN'T HAVE A NIGGAWITH A GUIDE
>>338968530
Yes
>>338961385
How was he in the days following the Oceiros boss fight?
>>338967170
Slowbeefs wife is perfection.
>>338961385
OH SHIT HE'S GOING TO BECOME AN OLD ONE
CALL MICOLASH
>>338969186
He summoned, barely said anything except wow the fight is buggy and never mentioned the boss ever again
No DS1 reference anon, so it's not important
>>338968869
rolling around the speed
>>338969143
Fucking A team
Bring VP2 back
NOW
>>338963025
>nonsensical monologue over the closing cutscene
It's a quote from DS1 you tardo.
>>338963810
It's not even the best boss in Dark Souls 3.
>>338969593
>ebin ds1 refernce
As if SD3 doesn't have enough already
>>338963105
>no source for any of the claim
Lately people just come in these threads to make up bullshit about his personal life rather than just talk shit about him playing.
>>338969720
(u)
>>338969860
>(enb)
>>338969810
kids man
>>338969585
>Starts another playthrough to crap out on it when he realizes he'll only get 1/10th the viewers of a souls game
>>338963426
>11 episodes
>over 7 hours
>only reached the second bonfire in Undead Settlement
>can't parry
>can't even time her hits properly
>>338969909
yeah man its crazy
>>338969924
he actually likes vp2 and has what 5 vids on it
but yeah, since he won't abuse patreon money,no non souls vids
>>338969582
i think anyone who posts shit ilke this, even for well deserved stuff it just sounds so fucking stupid
Let's see if this works
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1464158318481.webm
Bretty great desu.
>>338970246
10/10
>>338959097
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>>338970246
HAHAH
>>338970091
Thanks doc, these meds are pretty hip and jiggy with it.
>>338970246
fucking EEEEEPIC DOOOOOD
>/v/ now consists of lets play eceleb threads daily
where did it all go wrong? why don't you people actually play games instead of watching some autist play them on youtube?
>>338970246
eric, simply eric
fuck matt
>>338970493
UGH NO
>>338970406
>pretty much everyone itt has beaten the game weeks ago
>we are watching the best known youtuber related to the game play it blind
>it generates discussion mostly because he turns out to be so terrible at the game
it's more than just a 'let's play' following thread desu
>>338964270
Spy is funny as hell, is there anything in DaS3 that doesn't piss him off?
