Bloodborne counts.
Drop some related porn if you want.
>>338789237
I got this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxRPWtVjB14
have some not porn too
Okay I guess.
>>338791453
DELETE
>>338791671
Triple K Hooligan.
the greatest joke in all of souls
>>338792217
>>338792297
>>338792597
I laughed harder than I should have
>BB counts
And OP is surprisingly not a faggot.
>>338792383
>that file name
hek.
Poise is the best joke of DS3
>>338792958
this happened more than it should have
>>338792958
Man, Bloodborne is still the best looking game in the series.
>>338793131
>>338793513
>>338793523
hhheheh
>>338793419
Shit
>>338791671
Moon man moon man, black lives matter
>>338793419
>>338793483
Fuck, I'm laughing like crazy.
>>338793483
>not willing to take a loss
Faggot deserved it.
>>338793856
DELETE THIS
>>338793513
Fucking OMNISLASH
>>338793756
LOL lost
>>338793856
>pic related: me and my bitch
>>338793872
HAHAHA, holy shit anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJej6kCgxVM
>>338793856
>>338793872
kek'd
>>338794263
>Implying it's not "Walletseeker Frampt."
>>338789237
>>338794074
>6.4m views
wow
>>338793334
>that one ledge right before the grand archives
>>338794406
Hey, it's a catchy song.
>>338793856
>Hey Faggots, my name is Ashen One and I hate everyone of you
>Took this screenshot
>Return to game to see myself getting backstabbed by the God-Emperor himself
Worth it
I've got a few
>>338791671
>farming concords using the family acc trick
>summoned to a world, this guy has invaded
>swap out an item and he's on top of me
>keep trying to retreat and chug, host is useless
>finally get back to ful helath after stupidly running
>fight back
>die horribly
>he spams applause
>seriously where the fuck is the host
It was shameful
But I ended up being summoned to fight him again after I came back a few hours later
Killed him and spammed applausedidn't feel nearly as good as it should have
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4O6ttzNxBg
I might sound like a faggot, but I always wanted a sort of Dark Souls animated short film or something.Not that Eli Roth garbage though.
I've been invading by Yorshka's Church today and the shitters have been nonstop. The biggest thing is hosts freaking the fuck out when I kill their phantom and rushing back to the bonfire to summon. It's so annoying, there needs to be a summoning cooldown or something. Or make summoning cost estus or something.
>>338794774
THERE WAS A PART 2?
>>338793856
>the weak should fear the strong
>>338792209
Dark Souls 3 fucking NEEDS indictments. I miss them so much.
>>338794403
Saving that shit for later
>>338794696
I always thought the Darkmoon Tomb was below the painted world room, so I thought it was odd that it would be under the O&S room in DS3.
But I guess I was always wrong.
>>338791671
>dddooOOOOOoooooo
>watchu want to doooooooo
>there ain't no poise tooooniiiiiiiggghhhtttt
>>338793154
nice
>>338794852
holy fuck that was amazing
>>338793060
Man, that bone blade was one hell of a gamble. I could never land the damn thing when it mattered.
>>338795205
delete this
>>338795118
>currently playing: MGS 3 Snake Eater
Lost it.
I was looking for this and found a random page of dreaming of utopia in my souls folder
I have absolutely no explanation for why it's there
>>338794856
The fucking worst is when you finally get past the parade of phantoms, get the host down to like 10% HP, and they just run away to Estus right back up because hitting with them with an Undead Hunter Charm is a daunting as fuck task.
Being an invader is infuriating. Not only is your HP effectively 40% lower than the host, but you also have half as many Estus Flasks and you have to fight two other guys FUCKING B-LINING YOU as soon as you get near the them and you inevitably get your ass fucked.
Why they thought FORCING Dark Spirit invasions to prioritize matching against people that have other phantoms summoned was a good idea, I'll never fucking know.
>>338795183
Me neither. For example, supposedly you can use them on the Shadows of Yharnam, but the AI detects your input and lets them dodge easily. That webm is a thing of beauty, really.
>>338795625
>the third guy
perfect
>>338795504
i chuckled and felt bad for the guy at the same time.
>>338795625
>Darkroot Garden PvP.gif
>>338793353
so lewd
>>338793513
he's fast
>>338795714
>he doesn't know
>>338795504
fuck
>>338795763
dont mistake me for a furry
>>338793483
>>338795909
I'm very well aware, that's why i laughed. I felt bad because he wife is pretty much pumped full of hormones and probably continued to lose her shit.
>>338795940
the real question is would you a pre-beast Amelia
>>338795862
Hayai!
>>338795940
>Have you heard the good word of our Lord and Savior Amygdala?
>>338796035
that's clearly vordt
>>338796035
Should be Vordt, not dancer
>>338796035
That's Vordt.
For extra points, put the healthbar of vordt at half and give the lady blue eyes
>>338796164
>>338796061
nah Adella is the only one for me
>>338795449
Fortunately most phantoms are just as stupid as their host and fall for some insanely obvious tricks.
Also I've noticed that blueberries are fucking idiots. Every time one got summoned they'd die to a mob 30 seconds later. I feel bad for them but not bad enough to let them kill me.
>>338796108
Lost.
>>338796061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqCRswUFePE
>>338796320
>>338796332
wow
>>338796320
>>338796332
sp00ky
>>338796242
>>338796164
>>338796320
>>338796332
>>338794786
neat
>>338796515
>Don't talk to me or my Champ ever again
>>338796515
>>338796583
fuck you I was doing good too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO8fvoyOvTQ
>>338795023
Question, what defines sin in 3? I thought it only meant aldrich members but I got single concords from a few of them and doubles of killing red sunbros.
>>338796320
>>338796332
The Cosmos of course
>Anything this guy said can qualify as YLYL
>>338796515
>>338795351
holy fuck
>>338796180
Laughed heartily
>>338794852
Anybody has this gif without the annoying text on top? Saw it posted sone time ago and firgot to save.
>>338796750
Not exactly funny, but I just realized that this picture is the Emerald Herald dressed up as a Desert Sorceress
>>338791671
>>338796892
>>338796913
fuck off waifushitter
>>338796957
>>338795449
Whenever you invade a squad, there's nothing wrong with using firebombs, pyromancy, weapon buffs or warden twin blades to fuck them over.
>tfw you stagger the host with the flame lance charge and kill them with the slam
>the phantoms try to kill you as you fade away
>>338796913
Oh son of a bitch.
>>338796976
>>338797017Neigh
>>338793513
DioactivatesTheWorld.webm
>>338796913
the guy did say to drop some porn too
>>338792527
superior version
>>338797208
I'm gonna need that.
>>338797330
What the fuck
>>338797330
did someone say dance
>>338795361
5 fucking stars
>>338797328
wtf is this shit?
>>338795504
>apologizing to her for playing a video game
Jesus Christ what a doormat.
>>338797328
I hope you have the pebble one saved as well
>>338797512
Unfortunately no, anon
>>338797330
>I call this move the Nameless King
>>338791671
RACE WAR NOW
>>338792383
Perhaps the engravings are what allow it to get all firey without an infusion or enchantment.
>>338796401
where's the host though
>>338796656
>Those curse spider things from ds3 that looks like a muppet
>>338797264
but why?
>>338797497
welp the filename made me lose
>>338797561
How do you make such high quality webms?
I've got some stuff but I'm new to converting/recording in general.
>>338797497
Underrated
>>338797592
GAS THE HOLLOWS
>>338797741
You mother fucker give it to me.
>>338797684
Why would you just kick some random child?
>>338797614
obviously dead
>>338797753
prolly high recording bit rate + high conversion bitrate
>>338791671
He will rise to power! Spiks beware
>>338797863
Needs the music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtT2xYZbWBs
One of my all-time favourite notes
>>338797882
I mean webms specifically.
What program, best resolution, etc.
>>338797826
Oh wauv, real original :^^^^^)Honestly though, I always thought the "serpents" were always part of some bigger construct or creature; I really hope we get to fight them in one of the DLC packs which will inevitably lead us to Londor.
>>338797863
Huh I was fucking blind
>>338792482
Oh shit waddup
>>338797863
>pretending to be a newbie Drake Sword user
Cute.
>>338797995
I just use webm for retards and set the resolution to 960x540
>>338798021
fucking perfect
>>338798061
>tfw I feel for these notes 5 times
I live in a prison of shame
>>338797826
I assume the kid was screaming "lol you're fat you're fat" to his wife
It's a nigger too
>>338798078
Thanks
>>338798021
>wild card, bitches!
>>338798249
>two morne hammers
>one more on his back
heh
>>338798061
I did that exact same thing
Fucking piece of shit invisible wall
Here's a shitty video I made of trolling Aldrich Faithfuls with cat ring/giant tree seeds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE4u9UAs10c
>>338798472
It also happens in lothric castle/grand archives... I did it more then a few times
>>338793513
>ZA WARUDO
>>338798472
Me too, Anon, me too.and I don't even play online, so no messages to fool me. I'm just that much of an idiot.
>>338796019
Pretty much this.
A pregnant woman is a raging ball of insane hormones and are incapable of rationality or controlling their thoughts or emotions.
He's really just best off just accepting her pregnancy hormone crazy until she drops the kid and hopefully stops being so hysterical.
>>338796035
What is this from?
I need a good laugh about a woman going batshit for no good reason.
>>338797826
Autistic guy and his mom.
He kicks the kid because he's autistic.
>>338793856
REEEEEEEEEE
>>338796720
Aggroing friendly NPCs, that's it.
>>338798317
fucking lost my shit, classic DS lore
>>338797826
The guy who kicked the kid was a retard (down's syndrome, to be exact).
>>338798789
BEST WEAPON. LET US CLEANSE THESE TARNISHED STREETS
*benny's theme*
>>338799157
that fluff was the real boss
>>338793483
The guilty pay the price.
>>338799157
It would be better if you get it to the end
>>338799157
*benny's theme*
>>338797863
>he even has hidden weapon equipped
>>338796583
What? Who is champ?
never forget
>>338797575
how the fuck do you fail at a filename this fucking hard.
>>338797330
>Tic Toc motherfucker
>>338791671
>>338796242
Stop lying, everybody knows Rudy never made it to his mother
>>338796320
>>338791671
also the hollowed version looks fucking scary
>>338797826
The guy was autistic, so when the kid came in yelling he snapped. Autistic people like >>338798230 Don't really realize what they're doing is wrong because they're impulsive and so simplistic that they're either always in the right or always in the wrong.
>>338793154
>poochie died on the way back to his home planet
>>338799574
Fucking sweet.
Can you smell what he's cookin'?
>>338796035
now is not the time for laughter
>>338799458
That boss' name in that pic is Champion Gundyr
>>338800058
How did he resist the urge to set his hand on fire? Or is it that the nerve toxin acted too fast for him to react?
>>338800058
>>338799996
>3 from a quintuple get
sorrow
>>338796458
>the poorly shopped Giant's Seed
this triggers me
>>338794226
Underrated post.
>>338799292
here you go babe
>>338793872
100/10
amazing
>>338800148
Durarara Season 2
>>338794406
The Mask is a great movie.
>>338800218
what is that caterpillar eating?
