Post who your Overwatch main is.
Pic related is mine.
>>338775727
Where the dick?
>>338775727
>having a main
>not being competent at multiple characters so that you can fill roles your team needs to win
You're cancer please die.
>>338775727
where's the musclegut
>>338775727
>Love D.va but hate her gameplay
>Hate le SJW woman but love her gameplay
How do I suffice?
Zarya is great when paired with Reinhardt.
Me and my brother win Payload games together without even dying.
>25 kills 0 deaths
>spam shields spam spam spam
>killing roadhogs with M1 in less than 3 seconds due to damage buff from shield
>on Attack
Lucio. But he's kinda boring but very useful
>on Defense
Zenyatta. It's fun as fuck tearing Roadhogs and Winstons to shreds
Fixed it
>>338777464
>I missed some of the hair
goddamnit
>>338775727
Hanzo.
Lucio is nice. his shielding and healing aura are very nice.
14 posts in and /pol/ is already ruining this thread. Good job, you hypocritical cretins.
>>338777464
I still don't see her dick.
waifu shitters should be gassed
>>338778236
t. sjw cuck niggerlover
>>338778073
/pol/ gave her a vagina because they're misogynists. She's supposed to have a beautiful masculine penis because she's proud of being a tranny, because being a tranny is empowering.
>>338778073
it's all /v/'s been since memergate.
>>338778236
agreed.
>>338777296
>le SJW woman
Mei is shit, never play her
>>338775727
Fast girl is best girl
>>338777464
Fixed it
>>338778318
I'll have you know I'm a proud white cis shitlord.
>>338778429
>fatty jiggly tissue
>no muscle
>still has the bad hair
disgusting
>>338777464
The only worthwhile reply in this entire thread.
Reinhardt
He's just so much fun to play as and 1 shotting people with charge is just satisfying
TORBJORN
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>>338778429
>Still not penis
Please stop this misogynist entitlement mutilation of a beautiful transsexual. As an otherkin woman, I'm starting to feel triggered by all this vagina.
>>338778429
I don't understand how she's the inspiration for that abomination when the only similarities between them is the godawful tumblr hair.
>>338776286
>russian
>racist
>fit
Sounds like anti lib to me
None of you guys use that brazilian roller skater right?
>there will never be a large quantity of zarya r34 to satisfy my lust
That one with the watermelon almost makes up for it though.
>>338778507
>>338778675
>>338778704
>not wanting to impregnate such a divine beast
>>338778745
Yes, and I also listen to dubstep even though it died in 2009.
>>338778250
>back in the day it had phenomenal innovations that are now in every single FPS
That's the fucking problem, dude. Walking around while a cutscene plays out around you for minutes on end is not nearly as 'immersive' as people made it out to be. As far as single player FPS games go, HL2 caused more damage than anything else.
>>338778791
>That one with the watermelon almost makes up for it though.link?
>>338778828
I'm serious. You need to stop acting like privileged cis-white scum and pretending everything you want to put your filthy penis into is some breeder bitch for you to impregnate with your disgusting brood.
Now I'm full tilted. Someone get me a bottle of refreshing mineral water to cool off before I write an angry letter.
So is Overwatch good or not? Never seen /v/ so split on a popular western game. Most of the time, /v/ would just hate it, but there aare a bunch of people of like it. Is it work buying or not?
>>338779040
She will be mine.
To impregnate.
>>338779040
I want you to know that I found this post amusing and I'm impressed by the authenticity of your satirical impersonation
>>338778828
For once, I'd rather have the 3DPD. And that upsets me.
My main man
>>338778429
>>338778828
>>338779153
>>338779019
Just for u
Competitive when?
I want to stop playing with these "main" faggots
>>338779447
Who is the left supposed to be
>>338779045
>Take this thread relevant to vidya that isn't pure shitposting or whining to /vg/
Neo-/v/ shitter stop projecting again.
>>338778429
>>338778429
>>338779623
idk I think maybe D.Va, center is Tracer and right is Mercy
>>338775727
LETS MAKE ANOTHER THREAD ABOUT IT!
>>338779623
obviously widow
>>338775727
Hah, enjoy your shitty knockoff Zarya OP. I'll be taking the real one.
>>338778429
She should look like that with huge Muscles.
Instead she looks like a fat lesbian with elephant stump legs and retarded proportions that no one finds aesthetically pleasing. Literally just added to appease SJWs.
>>338779830
Widowmaker has glasses?
>>338779839
why does v have to turn everything gay
>>338778791
>>338779019
>>338779447
The artist of that picture is OrangeKissess. She is very good at muscle girl stuff. Just thought you'd wanna know in case you didn't already.
She actually has some more Zarya pictures I could post if you're so inclined (though most of her stuff is Jasper [pic related] which I know triggers the fuck out of /v/).
>tfw keep forgetting I can reflect everything
>>338778357
He means Zarya.
>>338779962
could ask the same of d.va. I say widow because of the hat
>>338780020
I don't give a righteous fuck, this is my jam.
>>338780020
>>338780020
>>338780020
DO IT I NEED MY MUSCLEGIRLS, I WANT TO LICK THE SWEAT FROM THEIR NAVELS
>>338775727
I unironically want to hit that
what does it mean
![roadhog[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/pRC8lEJ.gif "roadhog[1].gif")
>>338775727
Roadhog is literally perfect.
>>338779962
widow has longer hair than d.va
>>338780208
>>338780271
Can do, buddyboys.
>>338779992
I WENT
TO COLLEGE
>>338780545
>>338780545
>>338780545
YESSSS
>>338779992
A chick with a dick is not gay
>>338780545
>you will never be a sexy musclegrill kissing other sexy musclegrills
Why live
>>338780658
>>338780713
>>338780592
>>338779992
>>338780758
There's also one that is incredibly not okay for a worksafe board. It is very easy to find on R34. It involves multiple penises. I'm sure you can find it because you're smart people.
Anyway, I think that's just about all the Zarya she drew. So that's it unless you want Jasper or something.
>>338780758
In what order is this read?
>>338779040
>>338778675
10/10
>>338780020
I want to do what Greg did to Rose Quatz, and dick Jasper to death.
>>338781150
No order. It's just a scrap page of different Zarya shit she drew but never finished. Though I guess you could draw a continuity between them if you when Top Right, Bottom Left, Bottom Right, and finally Top Right.
>Zarya Rule 34
Oh my good gracious me.
>>338781298
same.
>>338775727
>wait a minute... that shirtDesign is 100% more super this way
Genji with a pocket hanzo is the only answer
If the team has a healer, Zarya.
If there's no healer, Lucio
If the stars have aligned and the team has both a tank and a healer, Pharah.
>>338781748
I wish the artists who do the good Jasper art would draw more Sugilite
Post em
>>338776286
>>>/pol/
all political parties are cancer
>>338776286
/pol/ pls go
>>338775727
better fit girl coming through
>>338775727
daily reminder, Overwatch isn't supposed to have mains. You're meant to switch up your comp on the fly. Its how the game was designed. Stop being LoL babbies
>>338783075
>having favorites is for babies
>>338782908
>theres no samus color scheme for pharah
>>338778429
muh dik
>>338783193
Not him, but most normalfags and casuals will exclusively play their "main" until they get bored. It's not just about favorites.
>>338783075
However there are multiple characters that fill similar roles, and you can have favorites
I 'main' S76, Reinhardt, Junkrat, and Mercy depending on what our team needs, with Reinhardt being my first pick if there's no niche that needs to be urgently filled, but I'll also switch over to Genji or Widowmaker or Lucio if the situation calls for it
>>338775727
honestly, she's tied for most fun tank with Rein
>>338783420
>When your team has a Mercy so you can go ham and play an aggressive Rein
>>338783420
Rein is the most boring though.
>>338780758
>That Tracer
>>338782363
liberal isnt a political party
>>338783646
I really enjoy him because of all the shenanigans you can pull
I WANT TO MAKE CUTE CARAMEL COLORED CHILDREN WITH PHARA
>>338779347
My dark skinned person whos origin can be traced back to Africa.
>>338779447
I want to lick Zarya clean after she crushes watermelons with her powerful thighs!
>>338783569
>getting POTG as hyper-aggresive Reinhardt
>>338775727
funny thing about zarya is that she's super racist even though she's frequently called tumblr or the sjw character.
>>338784041
I got one where I smacked a Junkrat to death, used my ult and killed a Reaper, then charged, pinned an enemy Reinhardt, killed his Mercy as she was in the air from my charge, then finished off the Rein
I wish I would've saved it or something, it was orgasmic
My main is shaping up to be either D.Va or Junkrat overall, with Genji as a pure attacker and Symmeta as a pure defending.
How many hot men are there? Is it just that samurai guy?
>>338784137
Doesn't matter. The zeitgeist has decided that pink hair=allegiance to the enemy, logic or facts be damned.
HI THEREharassing people with winston is so much fun
>>338776286
Fuck off retard
>>338784489
Is Winston a hard counter to Rein? He's one of the few characters I absolutely cannot take 1v1 as Reinhardt unless I use my shift and ult
Your Welcome you ungrateful faggots.
>>338784636
Winston's a pretty hard counter, his tesla cannon goes right through Rein's shield
>>338784484
All they need to do is make her basic skins also change hair colour.
>>338777464
It can work if you replace her head withPoison's
>>338775727
Fuckinh stop using this image, she is disgusting and its pathetic that you guys only use this image of her. She is a disguting pig
>>338784710
>Pick Reinhardt
>Team is a Widowmaker on some ledge somewhere, McCree or Reaper dicking around on the sidelines, Torbjorn hiding in a nice corner, and Mei and Junkrat doing whatever
>End up playing him offensively because nobody even bothers to get behind me
>not maining one character of each type
POST EM
>Offence: Reaper
>Builder: Bastion
>Tank: Roadhog
>Support: Zenyatta
>>338775727
>playing meme watch
>>338777296
>Mercy is my waifu but she's worse than the AUDIOMANLET in every way
>>338783971
Mercy go to bed.
>>338785303
found the guy who preordered battleborn
>>338784982
I'm honestly getting a little bit tired of the game just because I feel like in I don't pick Rein then the team will lose.
Nobody wants to play an actual tank. Sometimes I just want to go play Genji and weeb sword everyone to death, but my team is always too retarded to win without PRECISION GERMAN ENGINEERING.
>>338785454
But that games terrible too!
>>338780592
>>338780759
I don't understand this meme
>>338785303
sorry about battleborn man see if you can get a refund
Drew my main earlier today.
>>338785726
cool drawrin friend
>>338785454
>>338785648
>shits on overwatch
>MUST PLAY BATTLEBORN
>blizzdrones are this retarded
>>338785726
Looks great anon
>>338783230
>need samua colour scheme when you already have the superior korra colour scheme
Post yfw JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE
>>338785841
it's the current /v/ meme
come, ride on the bandwagon, brother
>>338785820
>>338785869
Thanks fellas.
>>338786105
>JUSTICE R-AAAAAAAAUGH
>>338775727
Best healer/waifu coming through
>>338775727
Egyptian Samus for offence, Junkrat or Toblerone for Defense, Reinhardt for Tanking and Mercy and Lucio for Support.
>>338775727
>Weak weapon with zero range
>No health
>Shield lasts 1 second
>Have to build up insane amount of meter to do the same amount of damage as Lucio's shitty gun
This character sucks.
>>338785624
>>338786273
But that's not Lucio.
>>338786105
>tfw still trying to get the pharah achievement for the spray
>tfw any team grouped up enough to do it is also good enough to snap 180 and wreck you instantly
>>338784586
ARE YOU KIDDING ME????????????????
D.va 4 E.va
>>338786643
Millhouse isn't a meme. Stop that.
>>338786285
sa uce?
>>338786824
It's too bad she's mediocre.
>>338786824
HANA SONG PLEASES OLD MEN FOR MONEY
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>338786824
D.va is cute! CUTE!
>>338779359
https://twitter.com/stefania_model
Fairly sure it's the above, anon. Step up dat google game.
>>338778318
Junkrat isn't black.
He is aboriginal/Caucasian hybrid.
>>338787883
>He is australian/Caucasian hybrid
ftfy
Remember when playing zarya to use the commrose to tell your team when your ult is up
>>338787883
>>338788408
>He is pure shitposter
ftfboy
>>338788219
best pic got beleted
good thing i saved it
Post more Mistress Zarya
>>338786105
>>338775727
I wish I got to use him but people apparently love to not play supports so I'm stuck with Lucio usually.
>>338787614
I just did a google search for pharah porn.
>>338787614
>>338789948
Secaz familia
>>338780271
>>338788408
>>338789148
You guys are trying too hard after being proven wrong.
You may have your "memes" and your "shitposting", but I have a brain. I cam here to have real intellectual conversation.
You are just dumb and stupid, and your brother hates your minion collection.
Attacker: D.VA or Pharrah
Defense: Symmetra
>>338780545
I want to smooch Zarya
>>338790276
>U R TRYIN 2 HARD ;;;;;;-)
get >>>/out/
no one can handle the whole hog
>>338785030
Offence: Mei
Defense: Mei
Tank: Reinhardt
Support: Mei
>Main Mercy
>Get Epic commendations after every game
>Win games by pulling off 3x rezzes
I feel like they're going to nerf her. Her ultimate is way too easy to charge up.
>>338786273
This
Also D.va when we already have a support
How the fuck do I git gud at Symmetra? Where do I place her turrets at?
>started maining Mercy because nobody would play support
I actually have a lot of fun playing as herUnless I'm on a team that's completely fucking retarded
>>338790890
>Heroes never- UGHH
>>338778236
so should aussies
>>338790938
Near health kits and doorways where if you're coming from the enemy team side they will be behind you.
Blizzard put in Zarya to trigger fat retarded guys who like to use buzzwords a lot, and it's working.
>>338790770
I would always wait until there's 3 people I can revive at once to use Mercy's ult. Should I use it more often than those emergency situations?
>>338791356
I use it whenever a tank or somebody carrying hard dies. It charges too quick to use sparingly.
>>338780701
Keep telling yourself that.
>>338791356
Honestly you can charge it up so fast if there is a tank soaking up damage that I blow it on cooldown most of the time.
Zarya does shit damage. I can't get behind her even though I'm into amazons and snu-snu characters.
>>338783842
You're right its a mental illness.
>>338791684
>Zarya does shit damage
>implying
Someone doesn't know how to play Zarya correctly
>>338791898
Enlighten me, anon.
>>338791950
Tank damage with your shield.
Deal mode damage.
>>338785407
My fucking sides
>>338791749
Oh god, it's one of them.
You faggots are worse than the sjws.
>>338791950
not him but use shields to charge your energy balls
>>338791950
Put a shield on yourself when you're getting shot at
Put a shield on others when they're getting shot at
Your gun charges based upon how much damage the shield absorbs
>>338790938
Depends on stage her is a tip. On defense on hanamura but two turrets on each side of the small staircase that's in front of the defense point A. Also but two by the right side entrance.
>>338791684
Learn how to charge your weapon and work those shields.
Here's Blizzard making Trobjorn
>LMAO WHAT IF WE MAKES TURRETS THAT START SHOOTING AS SOON AS THEY SNAP TO ANY ENEMY THAT EVEN PEEKS OUT INTO THE AREA
>LMAO AND THEY HAVE INSTANT START UP AND DO HEAVY DAMAGE
LMAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO
>>338783842
It is in Australia
>>338792158
MORE SNU SNU PLS
>>338792261
>Bitching about Torbjorn
He's arguably the worst character in the game
>>338780208
Where's this from?
>>338792689
Japan.
>>338792158
>Zarya demands you call her MOTHER RUSSIA while she takes you from behind with a strapon.
Pic related, link related
youtu.be/ko-2_QYw06o
>>338792739
>strap-on
futa cock or bust
Gonna look up some big/muscle girl porn now thanks to this thread.
>>338792357
I would but there's pretty much nothing out there.
>>338792989
no matter how strong they are, they are weak for the dick anon
>>338792989
Check out GhettoGaggers video with Ashley Starr
>offense
-Soldier 76
-Mcree
>Defense
-Torbjorn
-junkrat
>Tank
-Roadhog
-Zarya
>Support
-Mercy
-Symmetra
Those are pretty much all the characters I bother playing. Might occasionally go with someone else if I really need to hard counter someone.
>>338793018
IS THERE REALLY A NUDE VERSION?
>>338794275
yes but it's a sub-par edit
>>338794275
Someone made an edit over in /aco/
>Offense
Reaper
Tracer
>Defense
Mei
Junkrat
>Tank
Roadhog
Zarya
>Support
Lucio
Symmetra
>>338792885
Have it your way friend.
>>338792261
He's really not that great, and that's coming from someone who uses him often. He isn't gonna do anything by himself and relies on his team to help keep his turret safe. If you have a bad team, good luck even getting the turret up for more than 5 seconds.
>>338790969
I like flying around like a fairy
>>338795492
Don't you already get enough of that IRL
>play with friends
>suck dick
>realize ive finally gotten too old for games (32)
just fucking KILL ME
>>338775727
>trying to build her charge
This is fucking suffering, and her ult is basically there for OTHER PEOPLE to get play of the game.
>>338796831
>not doing grabbity squeeze then launching grenades center mass
Are you bad?
>>338780713
> implaying
i just bought roids i dont give a fuck
>>338796956
Only really works if
1. They don't have a reinheardt
2. They don't have a soldier 76
3. Or a D.va
4. Or Lucio
5. No Zenyatta either
>he doesn't main Reaper
>he doesn't get 30+ eliminations constantly
>he doesn't stalk the shadows and drop in on the enemy team to DIE DIE DIE
>>338786824
Here anon.
>>338786239
>>338777984
>>338778406
>>338780058
>>338782908
>>338783971
>>338784489
>>338785152
>>338786003
>>338786105
>>338786273
>>338789941
>>338790969
>>338790890
>>338792841
>>338797475
Time to kill some squishies
Reaper
Winston
Mercy
I get the most satisfaction in peeling behind enemy lines, just a pity the best character for it is King Edgelord.
>>338797898
>king edgelord
>not the roll and shoot kid
>not soldier "I can be here all fucking day" 76
>not the character LITERALLY MADE for pushing past the enemy and harassing, Tracer
Zenyatta
Marking tanks and sniping their meaty heads is so goddamn satisfying. You just gotta make sure you hang out with your own tank and keep him topped up.
I main the avatar of purity and perfection itself.
>>338798258
>I main the free ult character
>>338798320Hes just that nice.
>>338781830
sssssssssuuuuuuuuuuper
>>338793018
Link pls?
>>338798258
Barafag pls go
>>338797847
But all I gotta do is tag with discord you before you hook me and your bacon's done.
>Move the Payload
>Like 3 fucking Meis jump on the payload and FreezeShield/Wall one after another
>That zero fucking cooldown between each one
>>338798496
kind of hard to do that with a hook up your ass
I mean if robot scum had an ass
>not having mains based on maps instead of roles
some maps are perfect for certain heroes and some for others. ive found choosing who i play based on map makes more sense than based on what role is needed
>>338798258
You made the right choice
>>338798738
Yeah removing the hook from a teammate's ass cause you missed is tough.
>>338797847
Thanks for the ult
>>338798762
THANK YOU FOR THIS THREAD
>>338798443
Why so rude?
Are all D.vafags this mean?
Her bitchiness must have rubbed off on you.
>>338798856
>implying you can miss hooks
the hitbox on the hook is huge m8
anyone who misses it shouldn't be playing roadhog
>>338798958
D.va's a huge cunt, so her fanbase are massive cunts. Kind of obvious.
>>338799075
It happens, just a mystery of life.
>>338798958
You're just a bacon-sweating pigman.
>>338799232
Pigs are cute and bacon is good. Im not seeing the issue.
He even has cute little piggies on his back pockets.
>>338798867
don't get hooked on itnaw but hooking someone using an ult is the best feeling in the world
>>338786824
Has she been buffed/fixed yet?
>>338799587
nope
and she never will be
This one goes out to all the real niggas on your team you didn't get to commend because the fucking game lost server connection before the game ended
Fuck everything
Pharah best girl. Mercy is cool too.
how do i zarya?? like i get her mechanics but when i try to put them into play i fuck up hard and sometimes i get lucky but at that time idk what im doing
>>338799432
Pigs are filthy creatures, of course. Streetswine is no exception
>>338799762
You get a friend, people dopn't notice the shield until it's already off of them
>>338799762
holy fuck give me the source my man
>>338799762
You pop shields on you and your friends
Emphasis on your friends
>>338799795
>sweat smells like bacon
this goddess has no flaws
>>338781830
I thought any unnatural hair color turned /v/ into screeching hooting baboons of hatred. This seems really hypocritical.
>>338800004
It's a weeb joke
Although I'm sure you're just ironically shitposting
