WHOOOOOO WANT SOMEEEEE JOKESSSSSS? :D
>>338738994
Post more
>>338739142
gotcha in my sight
>>338738994
>>338739296
>>338739403
You said jokes, asshole.
>>338739296
>her sword
>her
I thought jokes were meant to be funny.
>>338739583
What's the problem?
>>338739296
Where's the joke?
He was destroyed!
>>338739403
>If you tell a joke on a imageboard and nobody keks, was it a joke?
Some of these are actually pretty good
Soooooooo funny
>>338739979
JK LOL!
>>338738994
>did you hear a skeleton?
Too spoopy
what the fuck is this
>>338739403
The Overworld
>>338738994
Fuck off of /v/
>>338739940
>keks
You too.
>>338739296
>>338738994
>>338739403
these aren't jokes. they're statements.
>>338739296
>that 250 in the corner
>there's at least 250 pages of this shit
Why.
>>338739674
Jokes are meant to make biases sound like inherent truths.
I can honestly imagine a genuinely autistic kid laughing at these.
>>338742178
me too and that's the worst part
>>338742178
Now imagine a bunch of kids sitting at a lunchroom table passing around the book and laughing their 10 year old heads off as they down tendies
>>338738994
Post the he blew up edit
>>338742465
>tendies
Why is this so funny
>>338738994
>>338739296
>>338739403
Help
My heart is aching, I'm serious
>>338742178
>look them up
>its actually a woman and not a cute boy
dropped
>post yfw He didn't make it
>>338738994
>he was destroyed
has notch ever commented on this book? someone send these excerpts to his twitter
>this thread
What is even the source? What is this book? Who wrote it? Who released it? Who gets the money for it? Is it Notch-approved?
>>338738994
This sounds like a clueless mom overhearing her two ten-year-old sons' conversation about minecraft and just assuming that whatever they are talking about it inherently funny or interesting without really understanding anything they are saying.
>>338739296
>he was board to death
Now hold the fuck on, that's an actual pun. Not sure how it is connected with the set-up (because wood pick, maybe?), but that's something.
>Did you hear about the player who tried to put a saddle on a creeper?
>He went boom!
Why is "boom!" not in italics? Is it part of setup? Why is it in the bottom then? Is it some sort of meta joke?
What did they mean by this?
>>338743071
Done
![BChrrtV[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/1UCVN4U.png "BChrrtV[1].png")
>>338738994
>>338739296
>>338739403
this upsets me. deeply.
Does anyone have any screens of the minecraft comi- I mean, novels? The ones made by that Knight kid?
And god forbid, don't get me started on FNAF Silver Eyes.
>>338738994
When I was in line at the store earlier I saw this scrawny, nerdy little black kid of about 12 years or so with thick fuckin glasses and gigantic ears just standing there trying to hold himself together, sort of vibrating in place even. Kid was shaking. I guess it had been like a full ten minutes since his last spazzoidal outburst or something.
Anyway the second his mom is distracted by the cashier he whips out his phone and out comes fucking Bonetrousle at maximum volume and the kid just lights the fuckin dance floor up, just dances a god damned jig right there just shuffling and flailing about and his mom gets this look of despair on her face like it's something she's stopped him from doing dozens of times.
And the music keeps getting faster too, it's that version that keeps speeding up until it's like a buzzing sound and he fucking keeps speeding up too until he lays down on the floor and keeps flailing his arms and legs around and his mom has to take his phone and help him get up.
Jesus fucking hell I couldn't even tell if he had actual issues or if he was just being a hyper kid it all looks the same to me at this point
>>338744353
>Hey guys, did you hear about the guy who fell off a cliff in Mario?
>He lost a life!
SEE IT'S FUNNY
BECAUSE CAUSE AND EFFECT
XD
>>338744958
Was getting Destroyed Part of your plan?
>>338744958
My sides have been DESTROYED
Is this some faggot attempt by OP to try and force some memes?
>Haha he got destroyed!
>haha he got destroyed!
Only thing that got destroyed was your mother's social life when you were born and your father walked out on both of you. There's enough cancerous forced memes as is.
>>338745141
No, my master plan was to fly so good for you.
>>338744958
A joke that's too autistic for even /v/ to understand? Hooooooly
What have we unearthed
>>338738994
You can stop trying to force this meme here, go to 9fag or something
>>338744958
those are some puffy nipples.
>>338738994
Is this an edit or are those actually in the book?
>>338738994
after reading these for the 5th or 6th time they are starting to get funny
>>338744958
A meme to surpass metal gear
>>338745654
I feel you. I'm chuckling at them right now.
>>338739296
But Ghasts only appear in the Nether, where there are no trees.
>>338743391
>Why is "boom!" not in italics?
Because the rest of the sentence is.
>>338745931
Maybe that's actually the joke.
also
>the noob who punched a tree
Isn't that what you're supposed to do?
I think the jokes may go far deeper than we anticipated.
>>338746465
What? Why is that sentence the only one that does that?
>>338742873
Name/source?
>>338746559
Are you retarded? How do you think the guy you quoted looked it up?
Honestly, answer me, please.
>>338746626
No.
>>338746549
If the whole sentence is in italics, a word that isn't in italics is emphasized in the same way as an italicized word in a normal sentence.
>>338742930
>>He was destroyed
>>338746726
But other sentences have words that should be emphasized as well.
>>338738994
>>338739296
>>338739403
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING JOKES?
>>338744958
>Those nipples
>>338740264
The Overworld.
>>338746709
What is more pathetic, autistic minecraft jokes or this guy?
AAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHH MORE JOKE FOR YOU 4CHAN, I'M STILL WATCHING THIS THREAD AND I CAN SEE YOU'RE CONFUSED, BUT WHEN YOU WATCH CAREFULLY YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THOSE JOKES HAAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>338738994
There's not even a punchline
>>338738994
>>338739296
>>338739403
Want to know who wrote this book?
>About the Author
>Michele C. Hollow is an award-winning writer who learned about Minecraft from her son, Jordon. She blogs at Pet News and Views and is the author of several children’s books. She has absolutely no sense of humor, which her husband and son find ironic, but she doesn’t get. She lives in South Orange, New Jersey.
>Jordon P. Hollow plays Minecraft every chance he gets. An avid reader, especially on the subject of Minecraft. Jordon loves mac n cheese, grilled cheese, and Tastycake pies. He is a high school student and lives in South Orange, New Jersey.
>Steven M. Hollow is an accomplished writer, actor, storyteller, puppeteer, and teaching artist. He began playing video games with the original introduction of Pong and plans to move on to other video games once he figures out how to move the paddles. He lives in South Orange, New Jersey.
>>338744958
Is that a fucking
N I P P L E
I
P
P
L
E
>>338746819
They were destroyed!
>>338739403
>>338739296
I've never seen the other pages of this goddamn book, please tell me you have more.
I visited your mom last night.
She was destroyed!
>>338744958
Did you hear about the noob who crashed the plane?
>There were no survivors!
>>338747521
>>338746471
I-i guess I can forgive her for this...
>>338747505
So basically >>338743342
>>338747505
>She has absolutely no sense of humor, which her husband and son find ironic, but she doesn’t get
CUTE
these are not funny jokes
This reminds me of the Germans from that funnybot south park episode
>>338747505
>the creator of this abomination lives in my state
>>338747505
>This shit was written by an autistic high schooler, his humorless mom and retarded dad
All makes sense now
>>338746813
normally, only onomatopoeia are emphasized like that
>>338747791
Except
>He is a high school student
>>338739583
Its a feminine sword
>>338744353
I see the edit, but this is really not different than the origional.
>>338747841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KENZD6IjDYI
>>338743350
The fact that this is the only one that could at least stand for a bad joke is sad.
>>338738994
>Did you hear about the player that blew himself up with TNT?
>I'm sure you can guess what happened!
Yeah because you literally just told me.
>>338739296
>He was board to death
fucking whAT
>>338744958
holy fucking shit
who is this orgasm phantasm
Someone send a copy to ashens.
Somebody gives another award to the author! ahahahahah!
>>338748036
STOP
>>338748036
Before people get all worked up over this, just remember that it's supposed to be stupid and that you'd need to have read Romeo and Juliet to understand it.
It's not sacrilegious, just lazy.
>>338744353
>the second page is also edited
10/10, kek'd hard
>>338747287
>HE WAS DESTROYED
>>338747287
respawned to tell a tale is almost trying
>>338746559
Filename you stupid fuck.
>>338748236
:3
>>338744958
10/10 nipples oh my god.
Shit like this reaffirms my heterosexuality.
>>338748245
While I understand R&J was a romance story of 2 kids who go overboard after meeting once written for the lowest common denominator of peanuts for its time, I still can't help but feel it is being bastardized. Perhaps I'm just not open minded enough.
>>338747287
Do any of these even qualify as technically being a joke?
>>338748481
I have seen the face of God and it was weeping
>>338738994
>>338739296
Why do they keep using "it destroyed him!"
>>338748747
Lack of originality.
>>338748481
>srsly Hamlet
I don't know why this one made me laugh.
>>338748678
>when the dust settles
Fuck, I actually laughed to that one
>>338748678
>actual puns
This wasn't what I ordered. Where's the destroying?
>>338748678
These are not even Minecraft jokes at this point, but at least they are jokes.
>>338748937
It was destroyed!
Books you say?
>>338748648
Maybe in Germany
Hey /v/, what happened to the original owner of the image board 4chan?
>>338748089
Bella Thorne. Former Disney Channel actress with a cute lolibody. She's grown up now so they dumped her.
>>338749015
>>338749015
>>338749042
He was destroyed!
>>338748861
>>338744958
I guess she loves showing off her puffy-ass nipples but damn it wouldn't kill her to put some makeup on
Ok so I don't have green text (I'm a broke ass bitch and don't wanna spend $99 a year) so anyway be me 18 y/o in Cali with my 13 y/o sister. Us sleeping in the bed alone in a hotel room. Mom and dad ducking in the other room. Sister sits up and says she can't sleep. I suggest we play Minecraft. She starts a new seed and I can sort of see her nipples (she was wearing a sarong). I don't know what she's doing. Anyway, it turns me on for some reason and I get hard. Cock pushes into her ass (she was on my lap) and she's freaked out. Turns the lamp on and sees me dick, I see her vag and she laughs and says girls. Anyway, I then notice a creeper is approach her in the game, and I say "Guess what happens now." And she says "Yeah, what?" and I yell "You get destroyed!" real loud as I turn up the volume on the phone just as the creeper explodes out loud. We laughed so hard. Mom came to check up on us, but we pretended not to know what made those sounds. Anyway, this thread reminded me of this story, it's weird, it's like they stole my joke and used it wrong.
>>338749229
>filename
I-is she lonely?
>>338749015
Is that five fucking books? Someone actually wrote 5 books worth of my little pony/fallout fanfiction...
>>338749015
>mfw I actually read up to halfway through book three
>>338748678
>Made the same "love -> lava" pun three times
Well, at least there IS a pun this time, I guess.
>>338748678
The dying by volcano joke is the only slightly funny one in the entire thread. Who the fuck writes this shit and what kind of slack-jawed, tendies-eating snotbag buys a book of those crap jokes, so the writer gets paid?
>>338749327
everything ok?
>>338749194
>>338749327
P. cool story, anon ;)
ahahaha i know that inside of you you're all laughing, being anon help with keeping a secret uh?
>"jokes"
>>338747521
Actually giggled.
>>338749572
>what washes up on tiny beaches
>Microwaves
that's actually pretty good
>>338747287
>Did you hear about the noob whose favorite block is air?
>Nothing happened
Who the fuck wrote this. I wish harm on them.
>>338749572
The microwaves one is pretty smart, tho.
>>338749572
please fucking end me
>>338749015
Weren't they making a game based on this?
Holy shit it may have been the worst thing I've ever seen.
I can't find it on Youtube. Where the fuck did the gameplay trailer go?
>>338748481
>>338749391
Why?
>>338749327
>Ok so I don't have green text
>>338747287
>Nothing happened!
>>338749572
YOU CAN'T ALWAYS DO THE SAME FUCKING JOKE MS HOLLOW
>>338741907
wow, another gem
>>338749680
https://youtu.be/4NQ9BvPSw28
>>338749572
They're literally repeating punchlines. I guess that's why these jokes are perfect for autistic Minecraft kiddies, though.
Some of those are actually pretty funny.
>>338749341
Maybe, maybe not. She's about to celebrate her one year anniversary with her boyfriend which makes me feel like a cuck I'VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH HER FOR LONGER THAN HIM I wish they would hurry up and break up so he can put her fucking nudes online already. The closest thing we have to that is a picture of her in a bikini from back when she was on Disney Channel
You don't have to yell these jokes twice for me to understand them.But in the stone age...
>>338749015
>http://falloutequestria.wikia.com/wiki/Dust_Devil_%28Tales_of_a_Courier%29
>Dust Devils are a mysterious species of tall, ponyesque creatures. They have a fearsome reputation and are feared in the Ponave Desert.
>ponyeyesque
>ponave desert
That's it i'm fucking out
>>338749925
Holy fuck... It's even worse than I remember...
>>338749813
>Q: What did the spider jockey say when he broke his new web?
>A: Darn it!
LITERALLY WHERE IS THE JOKE
>>338738994
>>338739296
>>338739403
lmao im dying
>>338749360
It also has a spinoff story which is over a million words in length.
>>338739403
>>338739296
>>338738994
My breath turned so heavy that it physically hurts me right now
do you people realize that you're pretty much making fun of humor directed at 8 year olds?
>>338749990
Why does it need to have pony in fucking every title for something? Is that what passes for creativity? They can't just give it a real fucking name?
>>338749925
and then there's this one too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7rULSzCl5w
>>338748481
>macbeth #killingit
>>338749229
she's 10/10 even without makeup
>>338749937
No, they are not
>>338749813
>She jumped out of her skin and joined him!
Huh?
>>338750130
Target audience doesn't excuse the low quality of the jokes.
>This thread
>>338750130
>do you people realize that you're making fun of humor
I assure you, we're not.
>>338750130
If I was 8 this would still offend me. I would feel more insulted that people would think I'm stupid enough to find this funny.
>>338749572
>Q: What do witches eat
>A: Creepypasta
Fuck this world.
>>338749813
>Darn it!
>>338750163
Now, go deeper and ask yourself why they need to randomly inject ponies into every fucking medium. Even when it makes no sense.
Because they're fucking pathetic.
>>338750169
>actually has new textures and models
A lot of work went into this.
>>338738994
>He was destroyed.
You must die!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mi2NKZ37YE
>>338738994
>>338739142
>>338739296
>>338739403
wheres the joke, Fuckley?
>>338749065
I want her to sit on my face.
>>338749015
>>338748481
>Macbeth #killingit
I ain't even mad. I'd give it a read just because that shit got a chuckle out of me.
>>338750321
That's the scary part. because it's utter shit.
These autists have banged sticks and stones and created something that makes no fucking sense. And then they dropped in just the right amount of cancer.
>>338750163
>http://falloutequestria.wikia.com/wiki/Littlepip
>Littlepip (A.K.A. The Stable Dweller), introduced in Chapter 1, is a unicorn mare and the lead protagonist of Fallout: Equestria. She is a wasteland wanderer with no real allegiance to any particular faction, traveling throughout the Equestrian Wasteland with her companions, who consider her the party's leader. Prior to becoming a wasteland wanderer, she resided in Stable 2, where she worked as a PipBuck Technician.
Jesus fucking christ
>>338750386
We all do, anon.
We all do.
>>338749360
>>338750083
I am both impressed and horrified.
>>338750250
thx.
>>338748036
>>338750529
I didn't expect a proper haiku there.
>>338744267
>FNAF Silver Eyes
Legitimately one of the worst books I've ever read
New one for filename threads
>>338749015
Is this real?
How is this even legal?
>>338750587
>>338749391
Was it well written?
>>338748036
>>338750624
Welp, it was a good thread while it lasted
>>338748245
>Literally "I was only pretending to be retarded": the book series
>>338750620
kek
>>338750671
>>338750529
Is that a fucking haiku?
>>338750529
Now they are just repeating Jockey, who finds this funny? What the hell is this and why does it exist?
>>338750620
You want to know what happened to the Clown that was given a tangelo?His Equilibrium was messed up.
>>338750757
>>338742178
>>338750624
Fede what are you doing in Minecraft thread
>>338750579
>>338750070
lol that one actually is the best joke I've seen so far. Google the definition of "darn"
>>338738994
is
>he was destroyed!
is like the meme version of someone getting #rekt? but like the author was 50 years old and doesnt follow memes or is rekt trademarked?
either way i want to die
>>338750862
>>338750794
>Not 'He was destroyed!"
Step it up nigga
>>338750867
>that first one
I can't even go on. Why would anyone be shocked at that?
>>338748678
Now that the dust has settled, can we make jokes about dying in a volcano?
>>338750867
>Destroyed!
>>338750867
>Destroyed!
Is this a meme?
>>338750949
>>338750930
Ohdarn ityou're right.
>>338750867
>it's made of hide!
I actually laughed.
>>338750867
>He turned invisible when no one was looking at him
>From his farts
>They are equal opportunity weapons
headexplodes.jpg
>>338750949
Did you hear about the player who was destroyed?
He was destroyed!
>>338749015
>>338749015
I hope this got published by a vanity publisher, otherwise there are standards left in this world.
>>338750686
i wonder how fuzzy these images can become until you can no longer recognize them
>>338738994
Want to Hear a Joke?
Bethesda.
>>338751043
PEPE NO
>>338751078
I'm sure you can guess what happened next!
>>338751185
>Taters gonna tate!
.........
>>338751225
a-and also WOMEN'S RIGHT, amirite?? XDDDD HAHAHAHA #sofunnyyour joke wasn't funny
>>338751225
wanna hear another one?my life
>>338751286HE
>>338750426
I just keep wondering what sort of people actually create this stuff and what sport of people find it clever.
BUY MY BOOKS TOOO
>>338751315
I didn't expect anyone to be so triggered from such a dumb joke.
>>338750867
Woah hold up there. A couple of these are getting dangerously close to being considered actual jokes.
Why did the scarecrow get an award?
>>338749813
>It was under ctrl.
That was actually decent-
>Darn it!
and you lost it immediately.
>>338749639
Except that there's nothing to connect the pun.
It should be "What's warm and washes up on tiny beaches".
Microwaves.
>>338751465
HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW
>>338747505
>Michele C. Hollow
>>338746819
>>338740679
>>338750352
The joke is you guys complaining while this guy is earning easy checks off a ripe market
>>338751465
HE GOT DESTROYED!
I didn't get a single one of these jokes
>>338749015
this shit is actually as good as fanfiction gets
>>338751558
None of them are funny. They're literally aimed to make 5 year olds laugh
>>338747505
>Jordon loves mac n cheese, grilled cheese, and Tastycake pies. He is a high school student
>>338750685
Not him but... no. I've read a MST3Kd version of it and it was fucking atrocious. There was an idea there that could have been humorous if it was played for humor and acknowledged the absurdity of its own premise but, get this, it took itself almost completely seriously.
It actually expected the reader to get emotionally invested in the struggles of postapocalyptic ponies.
>>338751489
Actually, see >>338750930
>>338750867
Jesus, I should write my own Minecraft book and try to publish it. This author isn't even trying. I could just write down 100 pages of lame "jokes" that I could pull out of my ass right now.
>DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE SHEEP WHO THE PLAYER USED GREEN DYE ON? HE WAS GREEN WITH ENVY!
>DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE SPIDER THAT GOT KILLED? HE DIDN'T HAVE EIGHT LEGS TO STAND ON!
>WHAT DID THE PLAYER SAY TO THE NOOB WHO HAD AN EMPTY HUNGER BAR? "DON'T HAVE A COW, MAN! ...ACTUALLY, DO HAVE ONE!"
Where do I collect my check?
>>338749572
they're obsessed with hugging things. Hugging isn't even an action you can do in minecraft.
>>338751185
I can't fucking go on. This shit is draining
>>338751415
>book was written by a family with their last name "Hollow"
>>338751415
>t. Alan Smithee
I hope.
>>338744958
Those nips make we want to fuck my screen
