OVERWATCH thread
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>>338688347
make me
>>338688270
How tight do you think Hana's ass is?
>>338688347
To be fair they are talking about very specific things, not gameplay at all.
>>338688347
You know having dozens of threads on the same game when it's about to come out is nothing new, right?
>playing tracer for the first time
>bumbling around like a retard with my ult ready
>clearly pressing wrong buttons
>q for triple kill
>disorient myself and die right after
>PLAY OF THE GAME
WHY
And have there been any chances since beta?
>>338688814Very
I want torub Mercy's tummy
>>338689365
>playing Roadhog for shits and giggles in server waiting to fill
>Tracer runs up and throws bomb on me
>chain her and take her with me
Almost makes me want to play Roadhog more often
>>338688347
>Overwatch fags are going full autism now that their game had a shit release
>Reaper: Death couldn't hold me
>Junkrat: I thought I was the comedic relief
>>338689510
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>>338689629
I played a few games then stopped because I was waiting forever. Is that still happening?
>>338688814
Tight enough to make you shoot your load from just one anal clenching.
>>338690476
They've had multiple server failures
>>338688270
So how much do Nintenyearolds want to kill themselves right now because they can't play this game?
I want to rub my dick on D.vas feet while she plays StarCraft completely ignoring me.
It's pretty fun.
>have all this equipment
>game is released
>can't play due to a broken finger
REEEEEEEEEE I JUST WANT TO FUCKING PLAY THE GAME
>>338689803
Wonder what that dudes doing now. Him and the other dude always gave off gay vibes. I also wonder what the ugly ass camera guy's doing.
Who is your main. /v/?
>>338691717
I'm playing it right now on my PC.
>>338692217Mercy
>>338692512
Great taste. We should fuck.
>>338692217Tracer
>Playing on attack
>Somebody picks Bastion
>Oh boy
>Disappears at the start of the game
>Have a long hard game pushing the cart
>Still manage to scrape out a win at the very end
>Never saw the Bastion the whole game except the very end where he wiped the enemy team with his ult to secure the win
>He had 55% kill participation and never changed from Bastion all game
How?
Doesn't anyone else think roadhog is pants on head retard? I mean his hook mouse 1 can more or less kill 70% of the roster in 1 shot. that coupled with the heal and the enormous health pool
>>338689803
Oh fuck I'm not the only person who remembers this
Mcree is so fucking overpowered can't wait until they nerf this faggot.
>>338692641
>someone plays bastion
>hook that bitch straight out of his turret form and give him both barrels
That feel when you are so excited overwatch has released you go into your first game and rub one out to Tracer's ass before the countdown has finished
>>338688270
Just got to lv5
open my loot crates
Get legends D.VA skin already.
Fuck yeah
Looks like shit.
>>338692512
I often get the urge to support but it doesn't last long. It gets boring after a couple of games. I have more lasting fun hammering my turret.
How has the quality of pugs gone down so badly from beta to retail? Everyone and their fucking mother is just playing offense heroes all day every day or everyone wants to play Hanzo all day.
>>338692778
They need to nerf Lucio first.
>Lucio is Brazilian
>doesn't sound Brazilian at all
Nothing to huehue about desu.
>>338693014
Both. Lucio and Mcree are the two worst.
>>338692939
>have opened 10 loot crates so far
>only one skin dropped
>its a yellow re-color of symmetra
KILL ME
>>338688270
What's a good way to set up ITS HIGH NOON? Ambush people with it? Start and cancel it as often as possible to force people to dive for cover like you're waving your dick around?
>>338692867
>Play Bastion
>Opponents have a Roadhog
>Stay in sentry mode when he's around and obliterate his massive hitbox with my smg that shreds his healthbar from outside of hook range/behind allies
>>338693202
I have B.VA utopia Sym and bleached Junkrat so far
>>338692669
I think his lack of a shield helps to balance him as he is basically just taking damage and building enemy ultimates and then healing and giving them more ultimate, where as shooting other tanks shields does not build ultimates
>>338692669
He's like a free ult meter builder. Just keep shooting him to build it up since he has massive health.
>>338693461
>>338693592
he seems like hes just build to stomp pubs, and with the quality of players seeming to of dipped massively since the beta I don't feel like I can anything other than tanks without getting my ass blasted by the shitty hitbox the frankly absurd stun duration
>>338693686
Man I don't know what happened to the players. They'll all fucking retarded. All offense zero support or tanks.
>>338693592
Him and Winston are great for that
>Winston keeps chimping out on point
>just keep slamming him as Reaper
>full ultimate pretty much every minute
>>338693202
>10 crates
>2 legendary skins
>1 pose
All for people i don't want to play.
Another Overwatch thread? Alright I'm cool with that.
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>>338688270
why does that stupid cunt have to tell me the calvary is here love every 5 minutes during the eastern conference finals
Why would I ever give a single shekel to the jew overlords at blizz for an fps, the pinnacle of Autism
>>338693781
you're really cool
>>338693202
>tfw this skin on my 7th crate.
>>338693781
Thanks for sharing your opinion my dude, we really care :)
>>338693898
>not one letter on each color
Why
>>338688347
You want a good way to get rid of the threads? Spam more Overwatch thread so that mods would actually do something about this.
ITS BEEN 80 YEARS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGuPizZoD0s
WHO /ZENYATTA/ HERE
>>338693898
>this took me an hour
Wow that is just sad.
How do you retards make 20 threads about a fps video game with one damn multiplayer mode?
>>338689510
>>338689759
Jesus christ
>>338694061
Do something about what? People making threads on an extremely popular game that just released?
Go fuck off to /vg/ if you want general whoring.
>ovarywatch
>no ovaries 2 watch
i dont understand the appeal of this gayme?
>>338688270
>>338694168
because itsfun
>>338688270
The only thing that interests me about this game is this chicks butt
>>338689510
>>338689759
I can't take it anymore.
Because there aren't already 5 on FP
>game goes down for a month
>Only thing changed was lootbox drop rates and a shop
>Zero balance changes or ranked
I don't understand or care for this
why does the strongest close range character also have an incredibly strong long range snipe?
>>338694412
There seems to be some small changes.
Reapers teleport is noticeably faster. Patch notes when?
>>338692047
>Rapid fire headshots
That is some grade A bullshit right there, Blizzard.
There's a reason they don't let snipers in every other game pull that shit.
>>338694569
Nothing substantial or needed, Zen is still garbage and widow is still busted
>>338689510
>>338689759
Oh merciful lord please post moar D.Va
>>338689510
>>338689759
I literally fapped and came to these.
I don't get the game from Amazon for another week but I'm trying to figure out the optimal button config on a ps4 controller
Thinking about putting jump and melee on L3 and R3 so I can aim constantly while jumping and then have my abilities on one hand and shooting on the other (or split them up, I'll have to see how it feels)
then just have my ult, reload, and weapon switch on the face buttons
thoughts?
What composition is team manmode?
Third crate of the day and get 2 of the same pose of the poo in one.
>>338694071
Never tried him, probably never will.
>tfw youre gonna end up maining McCree
So much fun. So versatile
>>338696384
So overpowered you mean. The guy basically has no counters and the flash bang is fucking retarded
>>338695297
>playing FPS with a controller
>6 soldier 108 on payload offense
This probably won't work in 2 weeks when people are less shit but goddamn if it isn't hilarious.
Did they nerf Bastion since the last beta, or are people just not playing as him anymore?
>>338688824
Because gameplay in Overwatch is shit.
>trying to capture a checkpoint
>"I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS"
>>338696676
People aren't playing him as much because only shitters get rekt by bastion
Pharah is fun.
Holy fuck they need to nerf Soldiers accuracy
Step aside plebeians, here comes best girl in her best skin
I love Zenyatta's playstyle but that 150hp just fucks me up. Guess I'll go back to Lucio since he's fucking awesome.
>>338696935
>>338696935
>not white rabbit
well, you got half of it right at least.
>Charge a Junkrat off the edge, taking him with me
>Hear a teammates REINHARDT WHY as we go flying into the abyss
I know I didn't NEED to do that, but god damn, Reinhardt is fun.
>Keep getting Zarya
God damnit she's not a waifu, you can't trick me.
>>338696994
Lucio is one of the most boring characters to play to me, and it's easy as piss to heal like a god with him.
>>338696935
Sorry, posted the wrong image.
Here is the correct one.
>>338697104
you're not playing him right
https://youtu.be/qytdp4obq9g
>>338697215
Nice
>>338697549
I assure you I play him well, but I hate his gun, hate his character, and his healing is fucking easy as shit.
>>338697215
Not to be confused with Farah
I'm having problems playing as Pharah.
I can't justice for shit because the Bastion meme-train is too fucking real, and I can't even figure out how to concussive blast fuckers.
I just want the pixel and cute spray.
>>338698004
Pharah only really works well in a non-retarded team.
You're supposed to try and take them by surprise with Justice from Above, but 80% of the time you're in a group where by the time you hit the "Q" key everybody on your team is dead and there is already a widowmaker and a bastion taking potshots at you.
Only legendary skin I have and I dont even play as this fucker
>>338698004
Best spray
>>338698154
you should try playing him bro
Junkrat is GOAT
>>338698154
Try playing him, he's really strong in most situations
>Idiots can't get "2 tanks 2 supports" into their skulls
>people cry that I've gone a second winston when they've just picked our third sniper
>2 McCrees but Tracer and Reinhardt are running around fucking my team like flashbangs don't exist
>Our solo support is Zenyatta
Fucking kill me
When does ranked unlock?
>want to play Overwatch so badly
>need to wait 3 weeks for my PC to come in
>don't know if I can afford it afterwards
>>338698004
Using her Ult from above is really not a great idea most of the time unless you can tell for a fact the enemy team is very distracted.
>>338698301
Having multiple snipers in this game pisses me off an extra amount because the UI will literally tell you "TOO MANY SNIPERS" in a big red box.
Some people just make me want to vomit.
>Open 2 loot crates
>Get 2 legendaries
Feels good man
but i hate Reinhardt.....
>>338698497
You take that back
>removing Overwatch porn
So Blizzard is SJW cancer. Glad I never apologized nor pre-ordered. Feels good.
>>338698627
You got a source to back up that claim?
Guys if i buy it right now can i just play it from the beta download or will i have to redownload the entire thing or a little patch or a semi big patch or wat?
pls
ty
>>338698681
eroquis
>>338698681
Yeah, google nigger spoonfeeding begger.
>>338698681
There's people who make SFM getting DMCA notices.
>>338698720
You don't have to redownload it if you played the beta.
>>338698419
I hate playing with randoms.
>just want to play an offense character for some fun
three people join and pick offense characters
>patiently wait for one of them to realize that we don't need this many of them and to change to something else
>they don't
>tfw I'm forced to compromise and play Lucio so I can at least try to give us a chance to win
I just want to play Pharah at least once, Jesus fuck.
>>338698720
Beta download worked for me. Open beta.
>McCree players
Highly skilled, incredibly deadly. An older brother type who is here to work
>Hanzo players
Fucking Weaboo with their god damn bow
>Genji players
See above
Blizzard is full cancer mode now. Get ready to start shitposting them off the board int he coming weeks.
>>338698849
Mcree is op as fuck stop acting superior because you play him.
I hate Hanzo players to but you have no room to talk
>>338698849
>McCree players
>highly skilled
Cmon man, we both know that isn't true.
Just lob a flash bang at them, right click, and boom dead. Wow so hard.
>Roadhog players
absolute bros with huge dicks that fuck fresh, hot pussy every night
>blizzdrones eating up the plate of shit
>>338698967
You mean hairy man ass, right?
>>338698931
>>338698961
hanzofags detected. Go watashiwa fuck yourself
Literally everyone is freaking out about this shit, but I got tired of tf2 a while ago. Why would I want to play this?I also hate basically anything blizzard makes, so that probably doesn't help.
>>338698967
Yup, Roadhogs are true bros.
>>338698230
>>338698276
Just played with him for the first time
It was also the first time I got a play of the match
gg
>>338692217
first 1 i pull a legendary skin out of this lootboxes
shit game
>can't stand reaper
>facefuck the enemy team every time I use him
I just want to be good at Mccree
>>338698849
>>338698967
D.Va players?
>>338699156
cute twink bois
>>338699039
>implying I play snipers
No thanks.
I'm usually either a tank or support because I like to actually contribute to completing the mission objective rather than trying to get l33t killstreaks for the potg.
Muda Muda voice line for Genji when
>>338699156
Almost as bad, if not worseactually D.V.A is crZy underpowered
>>338699156
Bad ones?
Dumbass waifufags.
Good ones?
Bros in my book. Probably /m/anly /m/an too.
>>338688270
>A general of overwatch exists
>You create that absurd pseudogeneral in /v/
Clearly you play blizzard games.
didn't blizzard say there gonna be more classes on launch?
>>338698627
They just don't want the first internet search to come up as the SFM porn sites dedicated to rule 34.
> google safe search is off
> search for Overwatch because _ is your favorite character
> recievefutadick(s)
It would be the image results of Avatar: Last Air Bender or Ben10 orMLPall over again.
>>338698819
>>338698786
>g2a keys are suddenly not only not $40 anymore, but are completely gone except for a $67 preorder
wat
is there somewhere to get a key cheaper?
>>338699269
yes
>>338692217
D.VA
I was really interested. Then I played the beta. After going through hell to actually set up an account and to play the damn game. Turrets ruin the whole game.
Glad I'm not playing.
Porn scene is bad ass though.
>>338699284
They brought this madness on themselves with the Tracer buttgate shit.
I got this skin on one of the early drops, alongside 2 other recolors, but after that I only been getting them stickers and voice lines.
>>338698967
Nothing will ever be more true than this statement
>>338694634
It's her ult bro, she's on a timer.
>>338689638
>shit release
The servers were down for like 15 minutes on launch and since then have been fine. What are you on about?
>>338693898
>Enough characters to have each applied and colour coded to a letter
>Doesn't do it
For fuck sake
Also
>took me like an hour
let me guess, you faggots are maining whoever class you get a legendary skin first
I wish matches lasted longer.
I decided to main roadhog since before I ever played the first beta weekend. Ive mained him ever since
>>338692867
>playing disgusting bellybutton notpudge
You allready lost fampai
>>338698967
>>338699064
<3 my favorite
why does Mercy have such perfect proportions?
>>338699269
No, more after launch.
>>338699606
Why does Mei have such a sweet ass?
Would I enjoy this game if I hate League and only kinda like TF2?
who /roadhog/ here? objectively the best
>payload on defense
>play Mei
>get right next to the cart
>spam icewall -> iceshield -> icewall over and over
>mfw
Who are your guys' favorite heroes so far?
>>338694412
mei got nerfed hard
less healing
longer CD on her ice block
probbly less damage on m1 too
>>338699643
why didn't you play the beta?
>>338699643
It's really nothing like league imo.
>>338699649
My nigga. He's fucking based. I'm so glad people are seeing the light.
>>338699685
Pharah, because I enjoy flanking bitches from the sky and providing air support for my teammates on the ground.
I'm vanilla as fuck and my best/favorite character is Soldier 76.
>>338699685
Zenyetta. D.Va gets dropped in 4 orbs
>>338699643
>League
What the fuck you on about mate?
>>338698967
>>338699064
>>338699406
Are you all retarded?
Roadhog was claimed by gay barafags ages ago.
>>338693898
Mei is chinese though and being gay is literally illegal in china.
>>338699719
>nerf the character that never gets picked at any level above shitter
Bravo blizz you fucking kikes
>>338699384
sauce?
>>338699643
This game is enjoyable for anyone who likes shooters.
>>338697012
my nigga
>>338699685
Winston
>Ult ready
>Jump into group of 4 enemies
>electrocution
>near dead
>q
>instant 1.000 health and heal
>MonkeyBusiness.exe
>Slam everyone out of the map
>4 kills
>POTG
>>338699726
Yeah I should have tried it desu
>>338699741
>>338699793
I dunno, I heard it had ultimates and I got spooked
>>338699847
Your point?
Just got my first Legendary skin from a loot box at level 10, and it's for a character I actually play. Pirate Torbjorn.
why is junkrat so good
>>338698802
Just do it. Just lock Pharah instantly, if they still choose a bunch of offense heroes after that, that's on them.
>>338688270
Shitty game, overrated as fuck.
>>338699847
So?
>>338699947
>I actually play
>Torbjorn.
Does not compute.
Blizzard really should not have let teams pick multiples of the same heroes.
this game is suffering if you have no friends
enjoy playing against premades all day everyday
This game is so fucking rage inducing, holy shit.
I literally hate everything about it yet I still like it.
>>338700036
then mainfags would just leave every game when they don't get to play their favorite character (i.e. genji/mccree/hanzo/widow)
Behold, your typical Mei player's fantasy.
>mfw I smash 4 guys to death in overtime without even using my ult, granting us a victory and a sweet PotG
>>338699495
I play on the PS4 with a group of adult gamers and almost every single one of us love that the game only last a little while. I love playing this on the PS4 since the community is way better.
>>338699965
I think its because even though hes labeled as defense,in the right hands hes deadly all around.
>mfw I use the concussion mine to attack from the air.
>>338700196
>that feel when just have to press L2 for the same effect
>>338700343
>>338700196
>mfw one of my PoTGs is just me killing Hanzo and charging a Mei player off a platform, killing us both
But fuck, it was worth since that Mei player was a real pain in the ass.
>>338699893
>Mei main tries to also flag
Eat shit, she needs even more nerfs still
>>338700278
This.
Junkrat is best boi.
>be mercy in every match because no one wants to heal
>win most of my matches
>get voted MVP for half of them
>open lootbox and get the valkyrie skin
Holy fucking shit I love this game
![WveJdxb[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/PvJKR20.jpg "WveJdxb[1].png")
>>338694071
my nigga
>>338700343
That's magical right there, stay classy.
>>338699782
nothing wrong with this, cant go wrong with 76 (if your team has enough tanks/supports)
>>338699685
Xbox ninja
>play junkrat through beta
>learn that the throwable mine actually deals damage on the last day
great
>>338700448
Thank you for your servicebitchboy
>>338700343
>Console shitters turn so slow they can't even blind check corners quickly
>level 11 now
>not a single legendary drop
>at this point in the beta
>had at least 3 legendary skins
Did they lower the drop rate or is my luck just shit garbage shit this time around?
>>338700448
>When people thank you for the heals
>>338700539
Seems about the same, but who knows.
I freakin love Cleopatra chick. Attacking or defending with the turrets is amazing and she gets an awesome teleporter. Her shield is kinda shitty but since eveything else is so good it doesn't matter
>>338700539
i got a legendary for mccree and zenyatta and i'm level 9 so far
ifrit skin looks hella tight
>>338700613
>Cleopatra chick
>Talks about the Indian instead of the Egyptian
>>338700539
Probably just lucky the first time.
I got 1 legendary from level 23 or so on the beta.
>>338700639
They're all the enemy, comrade.
>>338700613
>cleopatra
>turrets
Anon, I...
>>338700539
They've almost certainly lowered the rates to account for the new micro transactions possible.
I'm now hitting 10, and I have nothing to show for it except one legendary zenyatta skin.
>>338700539
Just shitty luck I think.
Had a legendary on my very first crate.
Last few crates have literally been all sprays and player icons.
>>338689638
>shit release
The servers launched like less than 10 minutes late, the horror
can someone gift me this? will show boipussy or whatever you want
>be mercy or lucio
>Get focused and counterpicked hard
>Pick Soldier 76
>End up healing more than I damage because there is no healer. Also Ult takes a million years to charge.
>pick dva or tracer
>Be the biggest nusience with a million kills but fail because rest of team ignore objective.
Only dude I've had moderate success with is the angry manlet turret man
>>338700709
I don't have the patience to memorize all that bullshit. She's the Cleopatra bitch with a modded 3DS
So how good is he?
>>338692867
>Someone plays Bastion
>Jump in front of him and hit E
>Watch him tear himself to shreds with his own bullets
>pick Torbjorn on defense
>match starts in 1 minute
>Mei player blocks entire team at every opportunity
I NEED TO BUILD EARLY. This is TF2 all over again. Why can't they just make it instant while you're setting up?
>>338700832
Anon, she's the designated chick
The Cleopatra is the rocket slut
>>338696558
It's always hilarious to do a full Soldier lineup and spew out retarded military lingo while being suprisingly viable.
>>338689510
>>338689759
Damn that Song!
>>338698849
>le high noon man players
>incredibly skilled
Anyone need a dedicated healer and has a decent team with VOIP? I can rotate between Mercy/Lucio/Zenyatta depending on what we need.
I'm liking Tracer a lot, but what maps is she shit in?
Any balance changes since open bea?
>>338700923
Ohhh! Shit, my bad nigger. My wife is going to chemo and I'm smoking weed with her. Little high and getting forgetful.
>>338700865
>Can you feel the sunshine?
>Does it brighten up your day?
>>338700994
Anubis, Gibraltar.
Also King's Row, but it's just a generally shitty map.
>>338689759
She got some of dem derpy Hitomi Tanaka eyes going onI like it
>>338701072
no the Beta was what we were getting on release, and Competitive comes in a month or so. I don't know if it's true or not but people have said there'll be a level limit on playing Comp
why is widowmaker so unfun holy shit please stop
>>338701139
>Gibraltar
I thought that was a shit map in general.
>>338701180
Because for some reason a shitton of players let her be. One of the main reasons I like playing D.va is because it allows me to boost right up to Widowmakers.
>>338701208
Gibraltar is good.
>>338701163
Source my shit up on the comp
How do I symmetra? Her Japanese voice is too sexy to not play her.
>>338688270
>143 posters
>143 people paid blizzard for 20 tick servers
holy shit this is why vidya is terrible in 2016
I joined an adult only group and they're really awesome to play with. We all suck and have shit to do afterwards so we only play for a little while at a time. It's so easy to get a full game going with the playstation network.
>>338688270
SO, /v/, WHAT'S THE FINAL VEREDICT?
IS IT GOOD OR BAD?
>>338700448
>Holy fucking shit I love this game
I love you, anon
>open 8th crate
>>338701428
It'sfun
>>338701428
it's good, but not 40 dollars good.
Did Zarya get nerfed? Her shields don't last at all and the CD seems longer than beta
>>338701342
>this is an artistic choice
