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>Minecraft creator Markus "Notch" Persson spent much of his weekend on Twitter despite a net worth of $1.5 billion. The noted sad man who once outbid Jay-Z and Beyonce on a $70 million Hollywood mansion took umbrage with a joke online and proceeded to call a couple women "cunts" for effect. I advise you, dear reader, to back out now and enjoy some of the other lovely content the internet has to offer, but for the rubber-neckers we proceed.
>>338668534
based notch
Notch is pretty cool.
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>Game designer Jennifer Scheurle made the above joke online by taking a picture of something from her daily life, adding a tongue-in-cheek caption, and then moving on with her life. The joke here is that the statue is not called "Mansplaining" or meant to describe the phenomenon of men jumping in unsolicited to "explain" things to women because they 1) assume their own authority on the topic or 2) don't understand what a "joke" is and actually think the original jokester thinks this statue in a United States university is actually called "Mansplaining."
>ur boy here gladly took care of number two. Also brings in some new unintentionally funny information: that the aforetweeted statue that is impetus for our joke here is located in a United States university, which, when coupled with knowledge that women are now more likely than men to have a degree maybe becomes an additional source of irony, like all that mega-good oil beneath all the well crap other folks are bringing up.
Two jokes deep (or, one joke, and the presentation of something obviously funny), Scheurle turned serious for a moment and offered, "Mansplaining is a funny, but actually quite problematic and real issue. It silences women." This is where our boy Ignatius Reilly Notch comes into our tale, jumping to object to a tweet.
Post tweet
>>338668534
Notch also spent an hour reading minecraft fanfiction on a live stream on Twitch today.
Because he can, he's a fuckin billionaire that does what he wants.
>>338668534
We like him because he stays real. regardless of selling out.
![1464035401832[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/teIB05c.jpg "1464035401832[1].jpg")
>Notch, of the $1.5 billion net worth and 3.75 million Twitter followers thinks the portmanteau "silences men," ignoring that it was portmanteau'd thusly because of men who really should be silenced (people who don't understand jokes or mistakenly assume they're smarter than the person they're responding to). It's kind of like arguing that calling it "necrophilia" shames corpse-fuckers, when the term is intentionally reserved to describe a certain act perpetrated by wrongheaded people.
>Notch has different opinions about portmanteaus.
>>338668714
Fukkinwrecked
tips fedora
>>338668534
>the most successful and influential indie game dev of all time is every hipster faggots worst nightmare
Perfection.
>I advise you, dear reader, to back out now and enjoy some of the other lovely content the internet has to offer
Oh yeah I'm sure this might ruin someone's day. It's totally comparable to passing by a car crash and maybe seeing a mangled body.
>Ah. So "man" who's "explaining" equals "cunt" who's "confused." And then it's I guess, just, double irony to complain about "dismissing my words with a derogatory term about my gender" while doing the same thing. Notch has a self-satisfied "gotcha!" in response despite the obvious false dichotomy between the term "man" and the word "cunt"and despite ignoring the historical/social context of the term and despite the fact that he spent his weekend getting mad at women for oppressing him online.
>He followed up by telling another woman, "you're a cunt," and went to play Quake Live.
>Steven Hansen
>Features Editor
>Steven watches anime & sports, buys meat out of trucks, dates a Muppet, and is only good at cooking. He stands before you bereft of solace and well on the road to perdition.
Source: http://pastebin.com/2WNVpisM
>>338668534
>spent much of his weekend on Twitter despite a net worth of $1.5 billion
whats this supposed to mean?
that because he's rich as fuck he can't fuck around and piss people off?
Post the tranny BTFO plx
>>338668534
>he's rich so he can't spend a week end shitposting online
nice meme
>>338668894
Was expecting this picture TBQH.
Still somewhat relevant.
>>338668714
To be fair, HE instigated it by tweeting some person who wasn't really talking to him. The way to deal with these idiots is to ignore them and absolutely not engage with them in anyway because it's like starting a fight with a brick wall.
Fortunately he verbally slaughtered them so it ended up being fun for him, but 99% of the time what he did just ends in frustration and attracting a big stupid fuss.
>He followed up by telling another woman, "you're a cunt," and went to play Quake Live.
Kek
>>338668879
Don't be so cuntfused.
>>338668946
Normies being jealous thinking they'd 'do something' with their money.
>>338668946
You don't understand, they have to try extra hard to make a man with a couple billion dollars seem worse than them.
>>338668714
>I WAS JOKE IT WAS A PRANK BRO
lol that's fucking shameless.
>>338668913
>He followed up by telling another woman, "you're a cunt," and went to play Quake Live
yfw this is actually exactly what happened
>>338668714
>Gender Shaming
I'm going to save that term for later.
Once you get into the billions, it doesn't matter. You can just say whatever the fuck you honestly believe, and I love it. Millionaires do it and get fucked over somehow. Not billionaires.
What did he mean by this?
>this is considered news
>what the rich and/or famous do with themselves is considered newsworthy
>>338668534
>when you're trolling makes the monday morning liberal blog highlight reel
>>338668946
They always try to use the term billionaire in a derogatory fashion if you go against the norm.
How the fuck did he get so much money from that shit game?
This detached ironic writing isn't funny.
>>338668913
>He followed up by telling another woman, "you're a cunt," and went to play Quake Live.
Based.
>>338669015
Oh man, that guy, he was going on a wikipedia editing rampage when GG started, I completely forgot he existed.
>>338669015
>tags goobleget in the post
>posts it on her Facebook in private where only people who agree with her will see it
>>338669175
he's saying hello to his Australian friend
>>338668714
>I've have
Who knew that all it took to become insanely cool is 2 billion dollars.
>>338669178
They're just butthurt they can't get him fired or ruin his life in some way for being a big meanie head to them.
>>338669178
can you imagine how much pearl clutching this fat bearded hat wearing billionaire has caused in the past 72 hours or so?
>>338669206
does that mean Notch can be a rebel billionaire like Richard Branson now?
>>338669123
When do millionaires ever get fucked by it? As long as they're not relying on an income it'll be fine.
>>338668534
Notch has really turned shit around, I think he realized his friends weren't friends and hipster douches don't fuck him any more then normies do.
I see the media has finally gotten around to defending these poor and unfortunate oppressed people who are completely innocent, and definitely did not bring this upon themselves.
>>338669213
If he made billions then it can't be shit
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>>338669031
I think this was the original tweet you're talking about.
>>338669213
Lots of people bought and enjoyed said shit game.
>>338669270
I guess some people just don't understand Aussie companionship
baka
>>338668534
I see him on twitch a lot of times. Mostly on witwix' stream. Pretty cool dude
>>338669175
He meant this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF5Dtf7u6tQ
>>338669031
>ignoring the problem
Go fucking die.
>>338668816
>thinks the portmanteau "silences men," ignoring that it was portmanteau'd thusly because of men who really should be silenced
that woman feel of seeing logic fly by you but being too slow to hold on to it
>>338669219
it's like a natural warning sign going off in you to not consort with such people.
>>338669290
>tfw you may never find an autism goldmine to sell for 2 billion dollarydoos
>>338669031
>HE instigated it by tweeting some person who wasn't really talking to him.
If someone wants to get away with saying whatever they want in a public space, they don't get a free pass.
>The way to deal with these idiots is to ignore them and absolutely not engage with them in anyway because it's like starting a fight with a brick wall.
Look what ignoring them gets us. Look what has happened to society because we just "knew better." Their words take root, and soon it just becomes the truth. EVERYONE needs to speak up when PC bullshit happens.
>>338668714
>2) don't understand what a "joke" is and actually think the original jokester thinks this statue in a United States university is actually called "Mansplaining."
Maybe what he said was "just a joke."
>>338669264
Wait, oh wow, it's a dude. That makes it even more unjustifiably retarded.
>>338669015
I literally cringed.
>>338669031
>HE
DABBIN'
>>338669346
>baka
Oh my, didn't realize there was a word filter on /v/
That was not at all what I typed.
I never lost faith in you, Notch.
>betrayed /v/ to cater to reddit
>many years later, /v/ likes him
>resides at Monk8ychan's /v/
what happened?
Not sure what to think about Notch
On one hand, he's a fat lazy kike who made billions off ideas taken from /v/
On the other, he's still an alright person.
Notch living the 4chan dream
>>338669175
He was better off just verbally wrecking her. But I bet that was cathartic.
>>338668913
>He followed up by telling another woman, "you're a cunt," and went to play Quake Live.
Kek
He's a fat Swedish fuck and I like him.
>>338669372
>tackle the problem you didn't start
>Act like a cunt
>Get called a cunt
I see no problem with this.
>>338669015
Whats he sperging out about? Can I get a tldr?
>>338669370
Underrated movie af.
2016 - the summer of unJUST
>Art school debt slaves have to eek a living writing 'snarky' articles about a man who's so wealthy he has the audacious luxury of actual freedom of speech
>>338669520
I did, but thaumcraft making minecraft actually decent rendered it mostly moot
Now that I'm seeing this shit, maybe he's not that bad
>>338669337
>2 people making jokes in succession
and i assume everything was ok after that.
>he called Zoe Quinn's best friend a cunt
today is a good day.
>>338668913
I'm not surprised people can't attribute mansplaining to being a hateful term towards males.
Hell I tried to argue with some people that calling someone 'white trash' is racist and they were adamant that it wasn't, because it was 'just an observation'. But I ask them if the term 'black trash' would be racist, they said 'of course'.
>>338669553
Literally fucking who wouldn't betray /v/ for reddit? Is your attachment to some gay anonymous people more important than success? lmao cuck
>>338669759
some people actually grow a pair of balls at some point in their lives.
>>338668534
>The noted sad man
>>338669849
hello Toby Fox
>>338669565
Look at it this way... most of /v/ would probably have done the same thing.
>>338669849
I wouldn't because that website will throw you under the bus for morally trendy virtue signaling if they decide they don't like you.
4chan is cool and doesn't give a fuck
>>338668714
How long until Twitter revokes his verified status?
>>338668534
>has a worth of $1.5 billion
>buys overpriced trinkets
You could make a change to Earth able to be seen from the moon with how much it cost to buy that mansion, if you know what you're doing.
Americans once proving that no place outside the U.S exists, I fucking hate this country.
>>338669974
4chan will throw you under the bus the second some faggot forces a meme he made about you hard enough
>>338669928
Most of fucking everyone would do the same thing.
why wouldn't you? Is there some sort of super high moral ground for not taking a shitload of money.
Some faggot CEO/upper management type is just going to make all that money you didn't anyway, so fuck it.
>>338668534
Do people actually get paid to spew this vitriol on the net?
>>338669974
>I wouldn't because that website will throw you under the bus for morally trendy virtue signaling if they decide they don't like you.
Who cares if it happens after you're rich and famous?
>>338669553
Notch is the closest we're ever gonna get to a /v/ mansion, how does it feel?
>>338670020
not really.even small countries have billions in their pocket, doesn't mean shit on the global scale.
>yfw feminists admit women can't into logic or reasoning every time they use the word mansplaining
Its so fucking rich
>>338668714
Has the unJUSTed himself?
If you guys would defend a billionaire like Notch for doing something stupid because he's so rich and successful, would you defend a billionaire like Mark Zuckerberg for doing the same?
>>338668816
Reminder that being a man is equivalent to fucking a corpse.
>>338668913
>Destructoid
God damn I was starting to forget just how bad these sites were. This read like something off the onion.
All that money, still doesn't buy a life.
Based Notch
>>338670061
Shut the fuck up shitlord.
Notch is a leader in the indie community which we journalists should have control over.
If he's spouting problematic opinions about how women aren't the most oppressed people on Earth, it's our duty to shame him.
>>338670124
Of course they do. It's probably getting their site thousands of views. Why shouldn't they be paid for earning the website traffic?
Um, oh.my.god. Just almost like spat my micro brew in anger. What a cunt. I can't even like he should go and fuck himself. So bitter and truculent and just beleaguering these poor girls who want a straight answer and to circumnavigate the misogyny. They just want to get ahead and this is not okay and having the privilege of being white and with two billion does not make it okay either. Ugh.
Man anything you do really IS okay when you're rich
No one even tries to point this out they just stay silent
>>338670204
Except Notch didn't do anything stupid in this case.
>>338669372
If you want to yell until you're purple in the face at a delusional fanatic that will never, ever, EVER back down or concede anything to you no matter how illogical they're being or how much proof is shown to them, go right ahead.
>>338669461
I understand it's a public forum and people shouldn't be saying stupid political verbal diarrhea on it, but literally all it can accomplish is stirring up a controversy among a bunch of witch-hunting idiots, and at best generate some keks like what happened here. These people see Twitter as their personal echo chamber safespace and anything that defies that belief will cause them to go into fight or flight mode and act like a cornered pitbull.
It's like your dumbass acquaintances and distant family members who post their uninformed political opinions and rants on Facebook, they're not interested in a debate and trying to make an intelligent response only serves to enrage and confuse them and start an endless argument with and mental midget.
If you want a debate, go on a forum and find some people with a semblance of sanity and intelligence. Let retards wallow in their sea of feces.
Are people still throwing a hissy fit about this feminism-but-not-actually-feminism shit? I thought it was mostly over and we were more back to what feminism actually was back when it was relevant.
>>338670204
Depends on if mark calls out stupid feminists and fucking rekts them.
>>338668534
>strike gold on a mediocre indie game then live your days shitposting on twitter
Living the dream.
>>338669759
was notch ever on the cuck list?
also what about total biscuit, he's been pretty based lately
>>338670020
I would change the world by inviting my friends to the candy room in my LA mansion.
You targeted gamers.
Gamers.
No but for real though. They claim "le SJW menace" is super easily offended, when a woman having sex who happens to be a writer spawned an enormous harassment effort.
I wonder what the overlap between Donald Trump supporters and goobergators is - I'm sure they wouldn't be too happy about this in pic related
>>338668534
>The noted sad man
I dunno, can't be too sad considering he sold his unfinished game for so much money that the writer will literally never see in their entire lifetime.
>>338670204
If he was dropping verbal atom bombs left and right and shitter shattering wimps on social media, causing them to turn the passive aggressive article dial up to 11?
Sure. I don't give a fuck how much that fat asshole makes. He entertains me.
>>338669759
What happened to old game reviewer man?
>>338668534
>on Twitter despite a net worth of $1.5 billion
No, other people are on twitter despite their net worth of considerably less than $1.5 billion. He can do whatever the fuck he wants. He's set. Other people need to do work.
>>338669337
>pink hair
>buzzed on the sides
>black lipstick
like poetry
>>338670395
>No but for real though. They claim "le SJW menace" is super easily offended, when a woman having sex who happens to be a writer spawned an enormous harassment effort.
Excellent bait
>>338670376
>also what about total biscuit, he's been pretty based lately
How so?
>>338670327
You can shitpost all you want when you're poor, too.
I don't know about you guys but notch has earned my favor back
>>338669565
He was just an amateur dev trying to make a simple game. He lucked out and everything exploded on him. Like most amateur devs who are basically making a game on their own he lost passion for the project but was stuck with a million dollar property he couldn't just put down.
>>338670376
Total Biscuit is a literal cuck though.
>my wife's son
>>338668913
>>He followed up by telling another woman, "you're a cunt," and went to play Quake Live.
That feel when you're a billionaire that just does whatever on the internet before going off to have fun and no one can stop you.
>>338670346
>If you want to yell until you're purple in the face at a delusional fanatic that will never, ever, EVER back down or concede anything to you no matter how illogical they're being or how much proof is shown to them, go right ahead.
to be fair, notch might actually want to do this now. Think about it he has all the money he ever needs, hes just playing video games and not making any interesting new ones.
The mans looking for the eternal challenge at this point, something he can throw himself at and drench in his blood as he cuts himself to ribbons.
I wish I was Notch
>>338670204
I realize you most likely suffer from severe autism, but have you considered that whether the way a person handles a situation is seen favorably has very little to do with how much money they have?
>>338669565
>off ideas taken from /v/
TIGsource. Get over yourself.
>>338670395
>arguing logic in a goobergater thread
Why bother
>>338670592
I wish I was a girl.
>>338670395
>harassment effort
still pushing this meme? Jesus how long has it been
>>338670395
Don't ovary-act so much.
Notch is the fucking man.
I am super jelly.
>>338670395
trump is videogames
>>338670492
He said he wasn't going to watch the new Ghostbusters, he was them systematically harrassed by every major "news" site and attacked on every social media platform that existed, just for saying he wasn't going to watch it after a bunch of people asked him.
>>338668534
HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO FUCKING BASED?
>>338669337
was that solomon clarke guy fucking around or was he serious because the pink hair didnt take it as a joking around thing
NOTCH CONFIRMED FOR UN-JUSTING HIS SHIT
WELCOME BACK MY ROTUND SWEDISH FRIEND
>>338669031
>HE instigated it
HAS
>>338670395
SA please go and stay go
>>338670570
>another fag who doesnt know the definition of a cuckold detected
>>338670524
Yea but there's more risk if some group decides to call up your boss or target your employer getting you fucked over
>>338670510
SJWs are the nice ones in this fight. They are the victims in this.
They weren't the ones that started it.
>>338669703
Basically something about his page on some site getting deleted, he threw a massive tantrum because he thought it was because of his opinions.
In reality it was a glitch and thousands of people got their pages deleted. He wrote all of that without even checking.
>>338670395
I support Donald Trump. I like video games too but as a light avocation. As I've grown older I have spent less and less time on them but still love them. I enjoy the long binges on them now because I rarely spend a whole day playing vidya.
Games are a problem when they become more than a hobby or you spend too much time on them. As with anything, moderation. They also lend themselves to making young men bitch boys too. I'm just glad I grew out of them as far as being a 'le hard core gamer' goes.
I wouldn't mind so much if they were to vanish really.
>>338668534
why the fuck do sjw's give a fuck about what this guy says on twitter?
he doesn't make video games anymore and is a d-list e-celeb at best
>>338670773
actually, that is literally a cuckold. read up on the actual definition, you stupid fucking retarded piece of shit.
>>338669974
Reddit is basically 45% SJW politicucks, 45% gimmergeet fedora lord 4chan rejects, and 10% literal normies far out of their depth.
This idea that Reddit is some kind of SJW stronghold is really dumb. I mean, everyone there is an idiot, but it's just as much greasy fedora idiots as numale morons.
>>338670654
Which is why they didn't.
>>338670537
Based notch smacking tumblrettes left and right.
>>338668534
>>338668714
>>338668816
>>338668913
Why do video game articles look more and more like angry blog rants each time a new one is posted? I can pick up an ill-reputed NYC rag off the stand and it would be more professionally written and personally distanced away than every video game article I've seen in the past 4-5 years.
>>338670731
I bet that boat show wearing faggots drives a tractor work as costa. The little shit. I'd strangle him with one arm.
>>338669264
That's a "her"?
>>338670119
I'd do it, too, but I'll still be mad when someone else does it.
>>338670957
Majority of video game articles are just glorified blogs, that's why.
>>338670869
>he doesn't make video games anymore
apparently he is working on one at a leisurely pace because he enjoys the work
>>338670891
No, that's literally being a stepdad.
>>338670756
SA is way too busy shitposting up 8/n/ with the Freechcunts (via /intl/) than shitposting at 4chan.
>>338670957
Can't remember which study/survey it was but it was proven that the vast majority of video game "journalists" do not actually have the credentials to be writing. Not just about video games, but about anything professionally, period. The come off as angry blog rants because they're written by angry bloggers that lucked out and got hired into a no-effort job through connections.
>>338670963
U wot m8
>>338670996
That's okay anon, everyone's a hypocrite in one way or another anyway
>>338670519
>>338670996CWC is streaming Uncharted 1 right now and is having an uncontrollable bout of farting
>>338670586
That is a good point. He's completely untouchable and has no use for being politically correct ever again. He can offend anyone he wants without consequence, so why not troll morons for free retweets (the Twitter equivalent of (You)s)?
In all honesty I'd probably do the same exact thing. You'd probably get tired of people blowing smoke up your ass pretty fast.
>>338670570
Step son. He would be a cuck if she had him when they were married, but she didn't.
>Reading an article
>Journalist starts speaking about themselves
DROPPED
The exception being if they're a war journalist or something telling of a first hand experience. Otherwise STFU.
>>338670778
Do poor people regularly post about where they work or make that information publicly available? There's not a single online record about where I currently work, at least.
>>338670395
I bet you support bernie sanders you dumb cuck, Donald Trump can censor video games all he wants cause its not a main issue, frnakly hes probably right about it causing real life violence since mudslimes have been using it to communicate strategies through
You'll survive without violence in youre games anyway, quit being such an underage that thinks he needs gore to enjoy a game.
>>338670731
>>338671137
But was that last word really necessary?
>>338668534
I simply don't understand that with that amount of money, one would choose to live in the shithole that is Hollywood.
I mean you could live literally ANYWHERE. Hollywood fucking sucks.
>>338671095
you say that like you need actual unironic credentials to write about video games for a living
>guy says feminism isn't all that great
>OMG LE BASED HERO OF LE /v/
Why is /v/ so desperate for validation? you faggots did the same thing with TB, talked shit about him nonstop, the he said that he supported gamergate and suddenly he became uncriticizable for like a year, even though he renounced his position like 2 weeks later.
>>338670957
>reading game articles in general
I ended up skimming everything OP posted because I quickly spotted subjective and unprofessional wording.
These articles are shit, and people should stop reading them.
>>338670592
>yfw notch could give a million$ to 1499 other people and fund a city of millionaires
>>338671210
You need credentials to be a professional journalist and so long as they keep touting themselves as journos then they should have the credentials to back it up.
>>338670124
Yes, they do. There are entire enterprises that professionally shitpost to push an agenda. The ones we have in /v/ are at the bottom of the barrel.
>>338671198
that's an edit. the real tweet is much worse.
>>338669690
Why isn't she wearing a shirt?
>>338671115
Meant to write boat shoe.
These malignant tumours in pic related.
>>338671215
Notch is literally one of us though.
>>338670119
This has baffled me the last few days, people are shitting on notch for selling mincraft for billions.
Regardless of how much of a dipshit he is he did the right fucking thing, two billions dollars, he can live off the interest for the rest of his life, he will make more money masturbating and finger his anus that most of us will make in a year.
Thats fucking admirable, what bugs me is he does nothing with it. I am not saying go crazy and spend millions on dumb shit but if I was him I would buy a cozy house in the middle of nowhere with good net and spend my time doing what I do now but going traveling as well a couple of times a year.
I'd will it to charity when I die.
>>338670163
2-4 million cubic metres of tunnel would have to be dug to connect the Sahara Desert with the ocean.
Transporting the stone out the tunnel would be trivial if there was a side tunnel going to the surface every so often.
Where the tunnel coming from the ocean leads to, you dig a pit perhaps several kilometres deep and 10 metres wide to turn that large amount of water into vast amounts of steam, thus creating a source of moisture for a large dry area.
While you'd need either very good heat protection equipment for your workers or a boring machine to make the pit, the extremely long tunnel would be about $10m at the most if you hired the cheapest workers you could; and the side tunnels mean you can have hundreds or thousands of points in the tunnel where work is being done.
>>338671183
>/v/ arguing for the censorship of video games
>>338671215
he became uncriticizeable because of his cancer. imagine being given a golden feefee pass that makes you immune to criticism. it'd be like being, well, you know
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>SJWs get assblasted a self-made billionaire can call them cunts and they cant do anything about it
Literally Trump in a fedora
>>338671273
nu-male: the shoe
>>338671198
yes, if you pretend to quit and stay polite people just get "le sad" and tell you to get back being their friends
>>338670746
That is the actual title of the artwork for an actual university that has that name.
>>338669553
>betrayed /v/
you're a pathetic fag
I'd betray all of you for free. fuck you fags.
>>338671183
>i'm anti-censorship unless if donald trump is doing it then i'm pro-censorship
anti-SJWs everyone.
>>338671354
Damn right, son.
>>338671273
I thought they stopped being effay 2 years ago
>>338671148
I hope the whole thing winds up on youtube, I can't watch a stream now
>>338671215
We don't love him cause we need validation from him. We celebrate him for being a billionaire while also being a shitposter
>>338671379
But we're your friends.
>>338668816
>mansplaining is bad because it involves the explainer talking over the explainee, who is considered completely ignorant
>sit down and shut up while I explain this to you
Whoa
>>338671153
>In all honesty I'd probably do the same exact thing. You'd probably get tired of people blowing smoke up your ass pretty fast.
He did. He had a few tweets a while back about how money makes it hard to truly connect to anyone.
I feel like hes becoming /v/ personified, simply out of fucks to give and no reason to care.
>>338671273
But they're so great for when you're on a boat, and they match very well with khaki pants!
>>338669327
More like he realized he's rich and doesn't need friends cause he can just buy new ones if he ever decides he needs people around.
Fuck I wish I had his money.
>>338671202
Swedish taxes
>>338671183
im a clinton supporter though
>>338669015
And yet, after all that, there is no woman in sight to sleep with him.
>>338671326
>extremely long tunnel would be about $10m at the most
Nigga the tools themselves would be several hundred million $.
>>338671345
He got cancer before gamergate, most people were indifferent in the first threads, with some others talking shit about him. He only became liked after he defended gg.
>>338671163
Nothing is more important than me.
Whatever the name of that mental condition where you think life is a movie where you're the main character is. All these "writers" have that.
>>338669974
4chan threw Notch under the bus the second Minecraft got popular.
>>338671379
>saving thumbnails
>>338670376
>total biscuit, he's been pretty based lately
Too privileged for this world.
>>338671095
the only one I know that has an actual journalism degree was greg miller of ign
>>338671215
cause /pol/ clings onto fucking anything to shill their agenda to convince others that sjw's arent the mass minority now, the sad thing is while there are people out there actually putting an end to braindead social justice zelots /pol/ will try to pretend they did anything other than make it way worse for giving sjw's with online presence a strawman to fall back on when criticized for being frauds much like how anita came into power, she was accussed of being a fraud and in response she showed all the "harrassment" and rape threats people sent her through social media, yeah the people who said it succeeded in triggering her but wound up playing into what she and many other prominent sjw figures like brianna wu want this autists to do, fling shit at them so they can play victim.
>>338671430
And letting leg and pit hair grow has not been effay since the 50's but these SJW fags persist in doing that; the 'women' I mean.
The men have to dress and act like fag beatniks who couldn't go to war because they were too autistic to do so, little F4 bitch boys.
>>338668913
>He followed up by telling another woman, "you're a cunt," and went to play Quake Live.
What's weird is that there are people who will read this and like Notch less.
>>338671434
He just ended it.
He made out with his new body pillow on stream.
>>338671148
LINK? ACCOUNT NAME?
>>338671565
>4chan threw Notch under the bus the second Minecraft got popular.
4chan threw Notch under the bus because of his lackadaisical attitude towards updating his damn game.
>>338669031
>i-if I ignore it it will surely go away
let me guess you were also bullied in high school?
>>338668913
>He followed up by telling another woman, "you're a cunt," and went to play Quake Live.
What the fuck am I doing with my life
>>338671536
What are you giving them to dig with?
Diamond pickaxes?
>>338671198
Nothing wrong with the word "faggot". It's a good, strong word.
>>338671536
you dont buy the tools dumbass
you contract people who have the tools
>>338671652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvV9L9h2_gk
it's over now
but it's still up
Could someone dump all of notches best twittter posts for me?
I wanna finish this off.
>>338669801
The internet was a mistake.
>>338670891
If his wife fucked another dude while she was married to TB then he'd be a cuck. If she had the kid before they were in a relationship he isn't a cuck.
>>338668913
>>He followed up by telling another woman, "you're a cunt," and went to play Quake Live.
Obvious lies and slander,nobody plays Quake Live anymore. ;_;
>>338671198
the actual tweet didnt include the word faggot and just ended at hypocrite
would you let her teach you how to feminist /v/?
>>338671778
look up the definition, like i said.
hint: the word comes from the cuckoo bird
>>338671458
>how money makes it hard to truly connect to anyone
How so? Is this what whole 'They only like me for my money' deal? Who cares? If someone only likes me because I'm a nice person they enjoy hanging around am I supposed to be butthurt when I start acting like an asshole and they leave? Because then I guess they weren't a real friend.
Or how about having a girlfriend who likes me because I'm handsome? If I gaint 200 pounds and they leave me am I supposed to cry about how she didn't like the 'real me'?
>>338671313
>spend my time doing what I do now but going traveling as well a couple of times a year.
Some people haven't figured out how they want to live, I guess notch is the same.
He probably plays a lot of vidya and shitposts here like the rest of us.
>>338670957
games journalism is dead
>>338670204
If Mark Zuckerberg came out publically and decried some faggot for saying stupid shit and then said "And by the way everyone that uses my site is a dumb asshole for feeding me their personal information" then I'd forgive him for being a faggot.
But I will never forgive him for potentially fucking up VR.
>>338671884
>Mitre 10
Fucking pleb tier hardware store/10
Would not bang.
>>338671738
>mfw it's real
>I have no face
>>338671897
>the husband of an adulteress, often regarded as an object of derision.
So it looks like I was right.
>>338671202
>tfw will never have the money to buy one of those abandoned missile silo/sub pens and turn it into your comfy gamer fortress
>tfw Notch knows kids look up to him and he does this to get the youth of today against SJW shit
that feel when you're so rich and financially stable that you can call feminists cunts without having your entire life ruined.
Truly based
>>338670204
>mark z tells you what to think
>mark p tells you what he thing
one square punch to mark z's jaw every time.
>1 point for every rotation before he hits the ground
>2 points if both his feet leave the ground
>>338668903
I hate this writing voice. It makess me so fucking mad. These people need to eat bullets.
>>338671983
> In evolutionary biology, the term is also applied to males who are unwittingly investing parental effort in offspring that are not genetically their own.[1]
>he plays dawn of war
based
>>338668714
>You don't see me calling a car crash womandriving
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!
>>338668534
if i were notch id start buying up strip clubs and franchising to add salt to the buttpain
>>338671884
That's the dumbest haircut in all of mankind's history.
I still would tho
>>338669015
>fuck h#GamerGate
>Yes, the women too
>4chan numbed males
>defending Anita like the white knight he is
>starts talking about how the holocaust is bad
>says that everyone on 4chan deserves the Final Solution
>tons of other contradictions and off topic points to make him look like a saint and gamer gate like literal Hitler embodiment
kek
I hope they took down all of his article
>>338671560
I think it's mostly die to what I call Subversive Inclination - the constant need to feel as if they're fighting to topple something bigger than themselves for the greater good.
Notice how EVERYTHING is up for debate now and everything is offensive? Everyone hasn't just been given a soapbox, they've also been handed a microphone that is heard the world over what with Facebook and twitter being what they are.
Plastic revolutionaries are what they are; they have never actually had a real conflict to fight in so they create them because it keeps their egos alight.
Some say the slippery slope isn't real but I sure feel like I'm fucking slipping under all this crying and bitching about something new every second week of the year.
>>338672065
>unwittingly
tb knows about it you stupid faggot
Does minecraft still have the /v/ shoutout in its menu screen? I haven't played since infdev
>>338672065
>unwittingly
is the key word in that definition
>>338670891
No, his wife didn't cheat on him. She had a kid, and later they got married. If the order was reversed he would be a classic cuck, but he isn't here.
>>338672065
>unwittingly
Kill yourself my man
>>338668534
So he states some truth and the internet gets mad at him.
Nothing new.
>>338672119
>>338672135
>>338672160
it's even worse that he knows. he's like a super-cuck.
>>338672065
>> In evolutionary biology
Alright, so I'm still right. We aren't discussing animals so where are you going with this
>>338671920
If that makes him happy then fair enough but there are a lot of people in the world who believe you should work for the sake of working, my parents think I am some sort of weirdo because I told them I'd never work another day in my life if I could.
If I have 2 billion dollars my family would probably ask why don't I hand in a cv to the local super market.
>>338671339
>>338671391
Hes going to fix all the issues facing the world right now and your too concerned playing video games to make a little sacrifice for the greater good. Enjoy bloody games while a refugee rapes you and your family while you yell feel the bern
>>338671512
cuck
>>338670395
That tweet was posted in 2012 and his opinion on this had most likely changed. He hasn't said a peep about vidya since his campaign started.
