What video game character would you name your child after /v/?
>>338615201
Sephiroth.
>>338615201
None.
Gotta continue the family tradition and name all male children after Roman Emperors
>>338615201
Man Filipinos are retarded, and just brown enough to be Sonyggers apparently
>>338616439
>that one kid named after Nero
>>338616715
That was my Grandfather's name.
>>338615201
>first name is full name
>>338615201
Marisa, it's an actual name where I live, albeit a bit old fashioned
>>338615201
Geralt
1000% guaranteed ladies man
>>338616439
Spotted the nigger
>>338616439
>>338616757
Who are you named after?
None because I'm not a fool who is unable to separate fantasy from reality.
>>338617028
We?
>>338616553
This is so fucked up
Poor kid
Garuda 1
![flat,550x550,075,f.u15[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ln1rPV5.jpg "flat,550x550,075,f.u15[1].jpg")
I'm trying to convince my wife if we have twin boys to name them Lucas and Claus.
>>338615201
Django but if anyone asks it's based off the movies
Kids named Sephiroth after FF7 came out are now old enough to post here now
>>338617028
More like every fucking person in my family has been a historian for the last 7 generations.
>tfw I'm a public relations manager
>>338617045
Maximus, everyone just calls me Max though.
>>338617257
Since she's in Hawaii, there is a good chance she is Japanese anyway. Otherwise she is going to be bullied for life
I'm not going to insult my child before he/she can even speak by naming them after a video game character. It's already rude enough bringing them into this world.
A child? Really? It's embarrassing enough when people name pets after characters.
>>338617352
Good taste
>>338617307
>Not naming him after Larry Foulke
you fucked up, buddy.
>>338615201
Hey it's better than white people naming their kids Sunshine Moon Space Healer or Twinkie.
>>338617552
It's not any worse than naming them after characters from shitty novels, which people have been doing for centuries
>>338617420
not bad
>>338617420
Is there a Titus already?
Shadow the Hedgehog
>>338616553
at least it can be shortened to rei or ray, though with the birthdate i hope they like star wars
>>338617680
or Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop
>>338616439
>naming your kid after Caligula
>>338616439
Have you got a Caligula in your family yet?
>>338617824
>>338617883
not yet. My parent's joked that if they only had a daughter they'd name her Cali.
>>338617759
Not that I'm aware of. My brother is named Claudius. He just goes by his middle name, Ryan
>>338617824
Caligula dindu nuffin, it was dem philosenate historians crakas
I will name my daughter Lorelei
>>338617680
>>338618254
>Plus our other friend has a son named Optimus Prime
You just can't make this shit up man.
Pic related
Seriously if I ever have a daughter that's going to be her name.
>>338617680
Or spics naming their kids after their favorite soccer team
>>338618543
Ax?
>>338616918
What game is that from?
>>338618606
Isabelle
>>338618546
I need to find that video of the black woman who named her kid le-ah and says you're supposed to pronounce the dash.
>>338618606
It says "Yome" which means wife in Jap
>>338618104
This desu
>>338618606
is a cock ring
>>338618691
Isabelle is actually a legit cute name though, not a bad choice.
I'm having trouble deciding between Big Smoke and Salt Upon Wounds
>>338617420
Wow more like gluteus maximus lmao fkn rekt
>>338618735
No it says Ax.
>>338618735
All these years I thought the joke was some kind of BDSM thing about collars. Jesus.
>not giving your child an androgynous name in the off-chance they were born as the wrong gender
You guys are selfish and absolutely unbelievable.
>>338617335
>wanting fratricide
It's like you love suffering.
I wouldn't name it after the character but Aldrich is a really nice name.
>>338619219
Very true, I am going to refer to my kids by their birthdays until they choose their gender pronouns and what name they identify with
>>338619292
Did I just get spoilered for Mother 3?
I've only finished the first chapter.
>>338619586
>actually forcing your child to accept their birth year
You're a horrible parent
>>338618546
>mffw my niece is called America
And not the America you think of.
>>338619586
Why not just give them a number?
>>338619810
Girls aren't good with numbers! Asshole
>>338619618
I know mother 3 fans are faggots but you should probably finish the game you're trying to name your twins after.
>>338617730
Literature is art, though.
>>338619758
I'm not a monster, just the month and day because they might identify as be from the middle ages or say the industrial revolution
>>338619765
>my kid is named Africa
>>338619872
Some are good with69
>>338615201
When my wife finally gives me a daughter instead of another son, she's getting named "Candy Tiffany <my wife's surname prior to marriage>-<our surname>"
I will find it amusing if she becomes a stripper to pay for her womens' studies degree.
Though I wonder. What if she enters her teenage rebellious phase and decides to say "Screw you mom and dad I'm gonna go stable with a rich white boy and learn how to cook"?
>>338619971
If you let your wife do that you deserve it
>>338619910
>month and day
>Actually denying your child its basic right to decide it's own birthday
>>338618254
>plus our other friend has a son named Optimus Prime
aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>338619618
It's not a spoiler, I was just making a joke.Besides, it's an open secret in the game anyways. You should really finish Mother 3 before you try posting about it, you're asking for lots of spoilers otherwise.
>/v/
>having children
Anyway, I'd use the names Vincent or Vivian, not after vidya characters, but vidya gave me the idea.
Though a friend told me Vivian was a whole name from the Bible or something.
>>338615201
I named my sons Jensen , Zelos , and Kamina. Thats pretty much it.
I'd name my daughter Adeleine and call her Ado for short
>>338619765
>being Mexican
>Being a supporter of the worse fubol club in Mexico
>>338618543
Mfw it took me a minute to realise you meant Isabelle, because Gelbooru sorts by japanese name so I thought you meant Shizue.
>not naming your child John or Eva
>>338620078
Of course month and day, if they didn't have that they wouldn't be able to follow the horoscope to know what to do each day
>>338619765
Is this your niece?
>>338618254
Kek I know a guy named Prime after Primus . Its honestly a pretty great name. He gets complimentes on it alot
>>338620190
I now want to know what would happen if I name my kids Petrol, Unleaded, and Dugga.
>>338615201
Orran probably and it would fit because my son would be pale and get sunburnt easily just like me.
I've had girl names picked out for a long while already and won't change them
>first name is two names
At least it wasn't Dohvakiin or whatever that poor fucking kid was named.
Crap, I just remembered there's an entire generation of girls named Renesmee. Fucking snowflake ass games
>>338620385
I can think of a lot of jokes about priming a motor based on his name.
Armand if boy
Eloise if girl
I think I've been playing too many french dukes in CK2 though
>>338615201
>first name is both a first and last name
I dated a girl named Tifa before. It was alright.
>>338620149
>Kamina
>giving your child a Jap name
You better be at least Asian.
>first name is William
I'm pretty happy with it. The characters that have the name are also generally based. I'd probably name my kid William too.
>>338620525
>people calling their daughters Renesmee are allowed to have children on first place
How comes that I haven't been able to get a gf yet?
>>338620628
it's actually Éloïse in french but whatever
>>338620694
>william
Best tutorial campaign.
Ike.
>>338620864
I'm on my phone, and I'm too lazy to change the keyboard but you are right. Glad you caught that, now that you mention it I wonder how many people would mispell her name
Honestly, if it's a subtle vidya name that actually sounds like an actual name, it's fine. Kids that are named Dovahkiin or whatever are dead on arrival at school.
>>338620681
It's a different spelling or whatever you call it of the Spanish word. Camina.
Which means walking or walk. He had trouble walking because problems with his legs, went though alot of surgery be his legs were messed up, we were told he wasn't ever going to walk.
>>338621016
I don't think it would matter since english speaking people generally can't properly pronounce or write french names.
>>338620818
There are women who have sex with animals too, anon. Also women who like getting shat on (and not metaphorically) and tons of other unspeakable acts.
The world is a funny, fucked up place
>>338621056
How about Guybrush
>>338621108
I was going to say that name is retarded, but "Walker" is a pretty common name in English.
>>338615201
Deckard Cain
>>338621335
I'm not white though. So it wouldn't make sense
>>338621262
Gaybrush.
>>338618684
2hu
>>338621108
Can he walk now
>>338621108
Kamina and camina not only writes different the accent is different too, you're full of shit if you actually wanna pull that crap.
>>338621649
No he has his wheelchair to take him around so it's alright.
>Not naming your son Trip
>>338620672
Parents can be fucking stupid. Famed dead pro wrestler Davey Boy Smith, AKA, "The British Bulldog", got his middle name when his mother mistook the "middle name" field on his birth certificate for the one for his sex.
Frederick, or some other names from Fire Emblem. A lot of them are pretty normal sounding.
>>338615201
congratulations OP you just won the "MOST AUTISTIC THREAD ON /V/ " award
>>338621721
>The accent is different
What the fuck are you talking about. Kamina and Camina sounds the same if you say it in Spanish Nigger.
>>338616553
>Christian name
I'm sorry, what?
>>338616439
that's a really nice tradition adriano
>>338621895
sorry anglos only
>>338621886
Kamina is a fucking Esdrujula word while camina is grave, get your fucking Spanish lessons right before trying to bullshiting all the way up.
Atleast have the balls and say that you named him after a characters who doesn't give up and that's what you wanted for him.
>Not naming your son Richter in hopes he will become a bright young man.
>>338617425
>Since she's in Hawaii, there is a good chance she is Japanese anyway.
american education everyone
>>338621886
No, on Kamina you accentuate the Ka, KA-mi-na, while con camina is ca-MI-na.
>>338622267
Nah your too stupid to realize there's different types of spanish. I won't argue with a wannabe knowitall . Everyone pronounces it right so I'm sure about it.
>>338622303
Richter?
Widowmaker
>>338618254
>dat deformed toe
why are all pony shits retarded?
>>338622339
>trained policeman vs retarded rednecks
policemen anyday
>>338622509
>>338617257
It's fake anyway.
>>338615201
>>338622339
This image is so stupid. Trained, vetted personnel vs any redneck motherfucker with an IQ of 80, who should I be more worried about?though half the American police force are murderers anyway so I guess there's not that much difference
>>338622915
>Futashy
Jesus Christ.
>>338622831
"trained"
>>338619618
Yes.
Wife point blank refused to allow any vidya references in my daughters name. So we agreed on Natalia. But I tend to shorten it.
>>338622915
>it's weird but at least it's not a nigger name
>>338622841
>Tfw someone saves your OC
Also Pardo is a legit decent name.
>>338622915
>Futa shy
hope they never see 4chan
If I really had to, Saskia.
>>338623145
The absolute madman.
>>338622915
>it's unusual but is not a Nigger name.
Say whatever you want but she got a point there.
>>338623175
Thought the same thing. Also
>can't conceive due to medical reasons
>fat
>mfw my mother named me Link because she loved LoZ and my dad didn't want that name and wanted to name me Maximus because his a historian or Max for short
>tfw I ended up as Link Maximus
>that other feel that I may know how that girl named Zelda must have felt like
At last I can go by Max but I fucking lived a nightmare having those names with me back in school.
So no, I wont name my child after some video gamw character, I won't make the same mistake my parents did. I'll post proof if nobody believes me. Not that I care, is already hell
>>338624297
why haven't you just changed it to John yet?
>>338622915
>futashy
So is it a boy or a girl?
Only people that do that shit are americans and brits.
Yhorn the giant.
Named after my cock really.
>not preparing for the day when islam takes over the world by naming your kid Mohammed, Ahmed, Fatima, Youssef, Zakaria or Abdullah
>>338624297
>Link Maximus
your parents are legends holy kek
>>338624442
They specifically named it to be gender neutral because they're fucking retarded.
>>338621862
Quality post content. Where can I subscribe?
>>338624421
Isn't name changing a complete hassle and cost money or some shit? But fuck it. No point changing it now, people call me Max now days anyways.
>>338624605
Fuck you.
>>338624297
This can't be real
>>338624779
No fuck you, leatherhead.How about Maximus?
>>338624297you do realize you posted too much personal information on 4chan just now, right?
Garret from Thief or Gene from God Hand
both are subtle enough without fear of raising immediate eyebrows like Sephiroth or Naruto
>>338624783
I don't blame you. Hell, there's a YouTube guy from good mythical morning(?) Whos name is also Link...I think.
>>338624969
Nothin personal...kid
>>338624980
Gene is Russian tho.
>>338624980
there also real names that people have not made up weeb shit. my neighbors name is gene. and i knew a garret in high school.
>>338624969
Guess I'll have Ganondorf knocking on my door or something.
>>338625268
yup, that's why I am contemplating them if I ever get to spawn a son in my life.
>>338625289
![ETV2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fTfVDvb.jpg "ETV2[1].jpg")
Archaon the Everchosen of Chaos Herald of the Apocalypse Lord of the End Times Ramirez
>not naming your child after Egyptian gods
My son Kuk would like to have a word with you
I'd probably name my kid Robert because that's a name passed down from my family. It's a plus that Robert Garcia is based as fuck in KoF
>>338625289
I'd protect you.Nice burn tho.
For girl probably Louise or something simple as Lara.
For boy, I'd probably name him Adol, sounds not too weird, yet not too generic either.
>>338625517
>WHFB is dead and will never come back
h-hold me senpai
>>338625862
Avdol is a stand user by birth enjoy your house burning down.
>>338618873
>not Big Salt Upon Smoke Wounds
>>338625289
guess you have delt this shit before with humor, you are bro tier
>>338626269
I'd wager that he probably just get shipwrecked on an unknown island.
>>338622339
Japs make up a good portion of the population of Hawaii
>>338626527
I have no idea who Adol is, I just made the Jojoke because why the fuck not?
>>338626809
It's alright pal, but the idea of naming the son Avdol is not bad either. He would just constantly scream YES, I AM or tsk tsk all the time.
>>338617420
>Emperors
Me and my brothers are named Cato, Brutus, and fucking Titus Labienus.
>>338615201
Ayesha. It's just a variation of Aisha and wouldn't sound weird in this SEA shithole.
Shodan
Xerxes
Manny
>>338615201
I'd probably go historical before I use video games. Probably Alexander or Alexandra, followed by the other kids of Philip II of Macedon.
To make it vidya/boxing related, though, I'll probably keep quoting "You're not Alexander" at my other kids.
>>338615201
Kyle/Mila.
>>338627686
Who is that semen demon
>>338626975
Before that a strange seductive man comes seeking out your son and he must run the fuck away on his baby feet.
>>338622339
Are you stupid?
>>338627926
The girl who got me into this.
>>338620232
Shizue is a fine name if you live in Japan.
>>338628178
What is her name
>>338622915
>So what does you name mean?
>It's a female horse with a dick.
>>338616553
The kid was born in fucking Kenya.
Her name is the least of her problems.
Tell me /v/, what video game characters share YOUR name? Here's one for me.
>>338628552
I'm named after a Disney princess. My middle name is Morgan, though.
if I had a kid I'd probs pick a Fire Emblem name
>>338628267
Well, she's not Alexander.
>>338628552
None that I can think of, some get close enough though.
>>338616439
Sup gay-us
>>338626850
>
>>338628781
>I'm named after a Disney princess
it just gets funnier the more I think about it
>>338628552
>Bence
literally noone
>>338628781
Which one? Hopefully Jasmine,Ariel,or If your parents were bit dangerous Megara/Meg.
>>338622339
You're fucking retarded.
>>338629009
>be brown
>considered white in america
god bless
If male:
Karl Franz
Mannfred
Davian
Leon
Garret
If female:
Miranda
Isabeau
Skjoldr
Victoria
Viconia
Liara
>>338629130
>>338629065
my name is Ariel, they say it wasn't after the Disney princess but I'm not so sure.
>>338628552
I want to name my first born Apollo, and I was inspired to do that after playing Apollo in Smite. Guess that counts.
>>338615201
>2016
>not naming your kid Saemon Havarian
casuals baka
>>338628781
Is Diana your name?
>>338626850
I'm a jr so my son will be a third.
I saw a girl working at Subway the other day whose nametag said "Sephiroth". Obviously I was too beta to say anything about it, and that she was probably just joking around, but it made me wonder how many actual sephiroths there are out there.
>>338628089
are you little boy?
there are VERY LITTLE amount of japanese in shitwaie
>>338626850
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_in_Hawaii
>The Japanese in Hawaii simply Japanese or “Local Japanese”, rarely Kepanī are the second largest ethnic group in Hawaii. At their height in 1920, they constituted 43% of Hawaii's population.[2] They now number about 16.7% of the islands' population, according to the 2000 U.S. Census.[3]
>
I actually think Sunny is a very cute name for a girl.
>>338629206
He, I know an Ariel and I'm pretty sure it wasn't based on the princesssince he's male
>>338629337
>be american
>hold bag on the right
>get shot
>>338629009
>there are no native haiwaiins from 1970-2000
>all asians are japanese
its gooks and plips you fucking retard. also that chart makes no sense. only 10% of haiwaii is hawaiins?
>>338629421
Ariel_Sharon_sweating.jpg
>>338629202
>Isabeau
Such a ugly name. At least name her Isabel or something.
>>338629421
My fmaily are filthy hippie zionists so they say it was after Ariel Sharon and The Tempest
tbf I think they liked the name and just used it.
>>338629585
>Isabeau
>Worse than Isabel
Isabel sounds fucking generic as shit. Isabeau atleast sounds somewhat fresh and very elegant.
>>338629202
>isabeau
It's Isabelle you pleb
Belle=pretty (woman)
Beau=handsome (man)
>be a boy
>get a girl's name
Why is this allowed? Good thing it's obscure enough or whatever that no one really makes fun of me for it.
>>338629773
>Elegant
It sounds retarded.
>>338622339
>this image
>police man who need training and be mentally stable get to hold guns
>citizens who are 80 iq and below get mad when something doesnt go their way and might shoot out of emotional problems
yeaaa
policeman please
>>338629337
I'd try to explain to you how you're wrong, but the images you're posting indicate that you're not worth talking to.
>>338629337
>ASPIE
>>338629202
>Isabeau
>wanting your daughter to be a filthy Neutral
Also, isn't Skjoldr a dude's name?
>>338629778
But there are many women named Isabeau, where is the issue, fuckface?
>>338629803
IT'S A MAN'S NAME
>>338629206
Are you qt girl?
>>338629930
>Skjoldr
>Dude's name
American education hard at work, I see.
>>338629803
>be a boy
>get a neutral name
you mostly meet dudes named jordan, but there are a fair amount of chicks that ive met with this name
>>338629803
shut up sarah
>>338629945
the issue is that it sounds retarded
>>338629803
>Be Artemis(male)
>Later learn it is the name of a female goddess
Fug
>>338630042
Doesn't it just mean shield?
Could be both to be fair.
>>338630170
I've never seen or heard of a man named Skjoldr.
>>338630042
I thought the name sounded nice, so I looked it up. All I find are danish kings and sites saying that it is a male name.
>>338630226
move to sweden
this is my boyfriends name and i feel like it fits him perfectly, he is my castle and i protect him as much as he protects me
>>338630296
No, that's a fate worse than death
>>338629945
It writes like something you accidentally smashed in your keyboard once.
Would totally name my kid Zekrom.
Hell, it sounds totally badass and could just be shorted to Zek like those alpha names Chad, Bred or whatever.
>>338617552
>have a corgi named Helo Agathon
Fight me, nigger.
Guy: Phoenix, Prime or Jensen
Girl: Ciri
>>338620679
Did she have humongous tits?
>>338628552
>>338630507
>naming your kid after a fictional animal
Sounds like a great way to traumatize your kid when he's finally old enough to use a computer.
>>338619971
I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA
>>338615201
Capra Demon
If I have a daughter I'm naming her Alice. It's my grandmother's name, so I'm sure it would be fine.
Not particularly vidya related, but there are vidya characters named Alice.
That, or Priscilla.
I legitimately think both names sound beautiful though.
If I have a son, I'm not sure what I'd go for. Maybe Joseph.
I could also go for Ragnar, that's a legit name over here. And a pretty bitchin' one.
>>338615201
What so the kid's whole first name is Nathan Drake and he still has a middle name? That's retarded.
>>338615201
Well, since Overwatch is releasing in a matter of hours, probably something pretty normal like Jack/John if its a boy and Angela or Lena if its a girl.
>>338631042
Ragnar better be norweigan bodybuilder.
>>338620149
woops i meant my wifes son
if male
Adam
if female
Eve
with this i will complete my god complex like a true frog
>>338615201
Who puts their child's 1st name as a full name?
>>338629773
You know that you are retarded. the belle in Isabelle is fucking beautiful in french (feminine), where the beau in your "Isabeau" is fucking masculine beautiful.
Christian.
