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What's the deal with Fire Emblem and incest?
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What's the deal with Fire Emblem and incest?
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>>338504728
I'm playing through awakening, which one should I get next?
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It's been an underlying theme in about half the games in the series.

That's all.
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>>338504728
I want a big sister so fucking badly.
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>>338504897
if you want more easy bullshit get birthright

if you want a game for men get conquest
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>>338504938
You don't. Most older sisters are pissy teenagers when you need them or are out fucking some chad.
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>>338504728
I love my onee-sama!
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>>338505135

your sister is a whore.
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>>338504728
>incest
not blood related
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>>338505961
No shit. Just like alotta girls famalan.
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>>338506607
>he actually thought they wouldn't take the cheap cop-out method
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>>338504728
Not blood related.

And Camilla's supports with Corrin are fucking boring.

https://youtu.be/bP0hQIkrc7c
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>>338504938
Which one is the best
old bro
old sis
young bro
young sis
i have a young brother and i'd trade it for a younger sister or older brother any time
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>>338507061
Old bro is best tier
Old sis / younger sis is good tier
Younger bro is annoying tier
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>>338507061
I have a younger brother and an older sister and I definitely prefer the younger brother, although I do have to confess that I often dream about having a cute younger sister to love, protect and cook for.
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>>338504728
Incest is something that's common throughout human history. It's not surprising that a series which started off as medieval fantasy has it
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I don't know why incest isn't a more common thing. It probably is, but its kept hidden or on the down-low. /b/ always had the occasional 2 to 3 threads related to incest.

You have brothers and sisters for a reason. They are there for practice sex so you are more prepared for the real world.
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>>338507937
I once heard that it's relatively common for Japanese mothers to give their sons "relief" in part so they can focus on school without being distracted by girls. I don't know how true it is, though.
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>>338507061
Having a chill older bro is God tier.
Having weeb younger brothers and sister is kinda lame though. I cringe a bit on the inside whenever they call me onii-chan. I don't get why I hate it in 3D. But on the bright side, I don't have to hide my anime stuff and have people I can watch anime with. We watched Black Cat, Princess x Princess, Higurashi and Negima together.
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>>338507937
A more sane society would probably have a tradition where every teenager is initiated into sex by an older adult friend of the family.
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>>338507061
Old bro for hand-me-downs, and best advice giver when you get to his age. He's also good for protection when shit goes bad for you.

Old sis is the best. She grows up in puberty faster, she is more inclined to do naughty things with you because you are her cute little brother, she knows how to deal with little shits your age and knows how to get them to stop bothering you, and she has the experience so she can prepare you on how to deal with women later in life, or hook you up with her friends.

Young bro for having someone to look up to you. He will always be there to bring you back up , especially when shit is going horrible for you. Because he spent the entirety of his child life admiring you, you can always count on him for his loyalty.

Young sis for cutesy pet who you can get away with shit with due to ignorance, entirely depends on age difference. This will all change once she gets to her teenage years and adulthood. She will constantly ask you for stuff being the older sibling, and she will always be less mature than you. In retrospect, you become literal shit.
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>>338508904
At least you have common hobbies
I have a 13 year old brother. Kid plays games all day, so i tried to play some co-op stuff with him but he's fucking awful. At least i don't need to take care of him for now.
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>>338508803
total bullshit.

Boys just wank as usual and even if they didnt most of them dont have the balls to aproach a girl
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>>338507061
I have an older brother with bipolar and he's a fucking chore to be around with
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>>338505135
My best friend has a sister who's literally his protector, best friend and if I have to believe him, his first. Also is 6'3.

Some big sisters are cunts, some are godtier, I guess you were dealt a shit hand and was given a chadchasing cocksucker who comes back to you only when he breaks her heart thinking she could have changed him
>>338507061
Old sis 100%
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Is Genealogy the only FE with outright incest that results in offspring?
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>>338507937
that's what animals are for silly

cultures where practicing on goats/mules/dogs/horses before the real thing existed since humanity existed

less emotionally binding, too.
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>>338507061
oneechan and imouto
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>>338509524
Well, there goes that kinky fantasy, I guess.
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>>338507061
>trading a brother for a sister

DO NOT

I REPEAT

DO NOT DO THIS

I'm glad I stuck it out to the end with my little brother.
Best friend of mine has two sisters and they're both air heads who do nothing interesting, besides talk about fucking or relationships.

Having a bro is like having a bro once you two grow out of being selfish babbies.
You'll still have disagreements here and there like careers and shit, but I wouldn't ask for anyone else for a little brother, especially since we share common interests.
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>>338509640
shieeeeett
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>>338507061
I have a younger sister. Sometimes she annoys the absolute shit out of me, but I've always looked out for her and we get along better now as adults than we did as kids.


>tfw you're still a virgin and your younger sibling isn't
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>>338509801
That's ridiculous. That wouldn't give you any more practice for fucking a human than masturbation would.
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>>338509971
I am in your same shoes, except that she's still a virgin because she's a shut-in just like me.

I would kill to have a gf like her who I can discuss literally everything with, I am going to be jealous of the cunt who marry my sister.
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>>338510028
you'll also learn what a vagina is and that you need to pleasure it before you can fuck it.

sex with humans is just the same thing glorified.
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>>338509971
hey at least your sibling wasn't the one to take your virginity
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>>338509948
I would much rather take airhead old sisters than abusive/incompetent older brothers with bad habits, they can destroy your early life and make un-repairable damages to your personality.
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>>338510376
How they hell would you know if you were actually pleasuring a fucking goat? It would probably be violently resisting the whole time.
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>>338510302
>I would kill to have a gf like her who I can discuss literally everything with, I am going to be jealous of the cunt who marry my sister.
You know what to do anon
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>>338504728
Incest was common among royals during that time period.
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>uncle, aunt, and my cousins come to my high school graduation years ago
>cousins are 8-10 years older
>mom says, "wow anon, your cousin Jill has really filled out, hasn't she?"

What the fuck?
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>>338504728
>Camilla will never be your older sister
I wish she was my older sister, I'd make love to her everyday
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>>338510612
goats maybe. depends on the animal but anything even half your size becomes very hard to molest.

many animals also have mechanisms to prevent sex unless they want it, you literally cannot stick your dick into a horse for instance unless she lifts her tail.
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>>338507061
I see a lot of guys saying older brother is top tier; how much older in your opinion does an older brother need to be for you to see him as someone to look up to as opposed to being an equal or more of a friend?
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>>338504728
Nothing, it's just inseki shit. Cal me back when I can actually fuck my mother, who happens to be the hottest female in the game.
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>>338511006
I have a cousin who's 3 years older than me and we do everything together as twin brothers
I guess a little bit more than that?
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>>338510612
This

At least the other human being will guide/tell you what pleases them and how to make them reach an orgasm. When you're fucking a goat, your main goal is just to stick to them and hope they don't buck before you orgasm.

There is no other better sex partner than your siblings. You can fuck them with no emotional attachment, and they stick around no matter how badly you fucked, at least they will try to improve you since you're the thing they have available in the vicinity.
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>>338507061
>have a sister that's 12 years older than me
>is almost 40, never seen her with a bf or friends in general
>will probably die all alone
I honestly don't know what to think, but at least it makes me feel like less of a failure myself.
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>Older brother to get advice from
>Little brother who looks up to me

I got a good thing. Don't need sisters
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>>338511325
> When you're fucking a goat, your main goal is just to stick to them and hope they don't buck before you orgasm

if you're that way with animals you'll be that way with humans
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>>338510654
I couldn't rob her of her virginity, also I would rather not destroy the relationship of our family.

I will be heavily tempted if she initiates the conversation though.
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>>338507061
old bro is objectively the best, the rest is subjective
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>>338504938
>sister is a moody moron
>actually prefer my brother in law and my bum of a real brother to her
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>>338511445
>Don't need sisters
>Doesn't want to look at tits and asses till you are tired of them
>Potential to live with a 8/10 and above on a daily basis
>sisters bringing in hot as fuck friends to sleep over

chances are the above will not be true for 90% of people with sisters, but life is a gamble
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>>338510557
We don't all have fucked-in-the-head family members.
Sisters can do the same shit.
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>>338511701
Nothing is better than sister's milk
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>>338511771
>the one really hot friend becomes trailer trash
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>>338507061
I have a younger brother and a younger sister.

My sister is a fucking airhead who's pregnant with a mudblood thais kid, and I've cut all contact with her like 14 years ago.

My brother has always been an annoying bipolar spaz since before he could speak, and now that he's an adult he's not much better. I'm really forcing myself to deal with his shit but it's not easy. Doesn't help that he only play the plebbest of games only, like WoW, CoD and LoL and hates quality games.
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Fuck off incestfags.
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Is the localization really as shit as people claim it to be?
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>>338504728
What's the deal with staggered releases internationally for a product that is already released in full? It is not like they still need to finish making revelations or anything

>finally but the game from eshop after it 'released' on the weekend

>dlc isn't available until june 10 because FUCK YU FITHY GAIJIN despite it already being out
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>>338511926
Do all human milk taste the same?
You think your sister's and mother's milk would taste the same?
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>>338510726
Nothing wrong with fucking your cousins. Hell, practically half the great historical figures of the past 500 years were married to their first cousins.
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>>338504728
Except nobody you can wife is related to you biologically.
And it's in one set of games. What's the big deal?
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>>338509640
Yeah. She was and still is incredibly passive aggressive and treated my like shit for being a kid when she was basicly still one. I guess I'm a bit biased on that side.
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>>338507061
I have a younger sister and I hate her.
There isn't a single good thing or redeeming quality about her.
I'd probably kill someone if they tried to kidnap or hurt her, but I still want her to just go away.
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>>338507061
How I seen it from all the kids I knew in highschool years ago
Older Bro=Asshole
Younger Bro=Faggot
Older Sis=Bitch
Younger Sis=Slut

But I noticed all the brothers who were the same age were best friends pretty much


My older bro molested me
I wish I had a sister my age I wish a girl molested me
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>>338512740

Are you me? As soon as I finish college and move away I don't want to have anything to do with her.
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>>338504938
Hello, I have an older sister.
No, you don't want one.
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>>338512792
>older bro molested me
Hello darkness my old friend
And here I thought I actively surpressed that shit.
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>ywn be 13 and have a 16 year old hot sister that lets you fuck her after school when mom and dad are still at work
>ywn have a Camilla-tier older sister
why continue existence
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>>338509971
>tfw my little brother get mad pussy and I don't
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>>338512740
Protip 2d>3d
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>>338512910
I'm not in college, but I'm pretty much the same way.
Except whenever I move out, I don't want anything to do with my family (besides my mother) ever again. If anyone ever asks, I just want to say they all died.

>>338513293
Well duh. That's common sense.
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>>338512740
>>338512910
If anime has taught me anything, it is that your sisters want to fuck you, but they are being tsunderes.
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>>338507061
Old bro
Young bro
Young sis. = Old sis both can be equally shit.
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>>338512281
> are you sure? i kinda have herpes, look, it's right there under the nose
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>>338507061
I have 2 younger brothers and one younger sister, I feel absolutley nothing for them.
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>>338513293
Pro tip:They're still shit
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>>338513290
that's the worst fucking feeling
>your brother turns out to be a normie
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>>338507937
>Believing posts on /b/
>Believing posts on 4chan
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having a sister is the worst

50% of people are shit, male or female

even if you get the good 50%, it's like constantly having a woman around that is cucking you with boyfriends and eventually a husband

meanwhile if you get a good bro, you have a solid friend and wingman for life

t. someone with 4 sisters
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>>338513624
>someone with 4 sisters
I can only imagine if their menstrual cycles are synced. I am so sorry.
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>>338504938

I have two big sis.

one of them is a hambeast who molested me when I was 5 years old

So, it's not as fun as you think.
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>>338512221
>Complete rewrites of character personalities and dialogue
>Censored and cut content
>Memes everywhere
>The characters that weren't completely rewritten were poorly adapted and their personalities suffer for it

Yes. It's one of the worst official localisations of the last decade.

http://imgur.com/a/X2w49
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>>338511325
I don't know, I think the "older friend of the family" idea is better.
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>>338513624
Jesus, and I thought one was bad enough. You never stood a chance you poor bastard. I know what you mean about feeling like you're being cucked whenever they date or get a boyfriend though, and it makes no rational sense
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>>338511514
You can't be any other way with an animal. They won't be into it. You'd basically be raping them.
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>>338513479
Well he's obviously pertty normie but not that much. He still have some self respect and does't hesitate to tell shitters or whores to fuck off
I mean we're pretty much the same (one of his gf told me we were very similar) but maybe if I wasn't socially retarded with hearing problems I would'nt be a virgin anymore
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>>338512221
Some support conversations are fucking stupid, the voice acting for most characters are fucked (Effie, Mamui, Azura, hinoka (though I'm fine with Hinoka's)), and no petting. Which doesn't really affect gameplay but weeaboos will still cry about it.

I still think it's fine.
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>>338512129
They really like using the word Dastard don't they?
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>>338509948
yeah I used to fight with my younger brother over literally everything, but since I've gone to uni we're like great friends, just talk about vidya and random shit.
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>>338513624
>even if you get the good 50%, it's like constantly having a woman around that is cucking you with boyfriends and eventually a husband

fug, this man speaks the golden truth
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>>338514149
> sex with animals is always rape
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>>338512371
My sister had another baby awhile back and she would keep a store of breastmilk in the freezer. I was always curious what it tasted like and thought about taking one a couple times but I never did.
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>>338504728
There's something appealing about make believe incest for some reason, but like most other fictionally entertaining things, it would be pretty fucked up in reality.
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>>338510557
Yeah i have no idea what I did but im pretty sure i must have done something horrible to my little bro as a child we used to get on so well then we fought over everything while we were 10-15. Getting better now tho
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>>338504728
>he fell for the FE14 meme
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>>338504938
Life is not a hentai you stupid fuck.
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>>338512221

All of the support conversations in Fates are pretty bad. I'm remembering Awakening supports more than those.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7NJsiVQ54g
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>>338514483
I heard from someone who had asked her sister's permission to taste it and he said he tasted like sour and bland, I would expect that your diet would change the taste as with all bodily excretions.

>>338514614
You are right, hentai are nothing compared to real life.

I wonder where people get all the basis for the stories from hentai huh
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>>338513753

3 big sis and one little

>Taking a shit
>Little imouto knock
>Fuck you I won't get out
>"It's not for that"
>What then
>Stutter nearly 30 fucking seconds trying to explain what she wants

I'll not disown you because you need fucking pads imouto-chan
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>>338504728
Fire Emblem is always about royal struggles. Against rebel, dragons, wizards. This part doesn't really matter.

The problem is that royal families are ALWAYS into incest. This is not a Fire Emblem thing, it's been like this for millenia in the real world. You'd thing as a ruling class, they would have all the pussy they want but lol no sister ftw.

God royal families are fucking weird.
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>>338509948
I have an older brother who's only a year older than me. It was great, pretty much like having a best friend for my whole life. We don't talk as much now since he got married and moved away but we still get along great whenever we get together.
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>>338514806
>>338514806
>someone who had asked her sister's permission to taste it
I thought about doing that too but it seems like such a weird thing to ask.
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>>338507937
Because mostly vanilla sex acts with a twist (they just happen to be blood related) is apparently gross or something.

Incest is totally my bag so of course I'm biased.
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>>338507937
Incest is cool if they're hot. Nobody wants to see a male and female Rosie O'Donnell going at it.
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>>338515114
Depends on your relationship with her I guess, I'd imagine I would have no trouble asking mine because there's almost no taboo topics between us.
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>>338507937
you're fucking retard
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>>338507937
Isn't there some mental thing that makes people you've known since a young age less attractive or something? I'm sure some anon knows what I'm talking about
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>>338515579

The westermack effect, but I don't think it's proven to exist. It's an hypothesis as far as I know
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>>338515579

The exact same reason why you're less attracted to your wife as the years pass but chronologically reversed.
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>>338515579
Yeah, it's called the Westermarck effect. The person doesn't even need to be directly related to you. You could end up feeling more uncomfortable fucking an unrelated female childhood friend than someone you never knew but who is your biological sister.
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I don't know about incest but I'm playing Path of Radiance as my first FE game and it's pretty good.

Are the GBA games fun?
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>>338515476
Yeah i don't think it'd go well. We get along just fine but there are things i'd never talk to her about that i'm perfectly fine talking about with friends.
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>>338507061
i have an older brother, it's good

not in the sense that he's perfect because i'm more mature than him but it's good because since he's older he has to be the one looking out for me and our age gap is 2 years so we are pretty close
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I wish I had a big sister like in my Korean Claymations.
Having an actual older sister wouldn't be the same because 3dpd.
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how can I play the translated Invisible Kingdom if I only have Gateway?
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I wouldn't mind if it was sibling incest, but all the parental incest is really fucking creepy.
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>>338516057
>>>/vg/
>>>/hbg/
These guys answer such questions 24/7
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Wasn't incest common in noble families in medieval times?
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>>338516170
On the other hand, being with someone who acts parental and nurturing toward you but isn't actually related to you is great.
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>>338513903
>one of them is a hambeast who molested me when I was 5 years old
>

>Molested by a hambeast
That must have left some scar.
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>>338504938
No you don't. Real sisters act approximately nothing like animu sisters. They're self-righteous hypocritical assholes.
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>>338515882
I loved them, also emulators let me save scum like the casual i am. People seem to generally like sacred stones less but pretty much the greater unit variety alone made it more enjoyable for me.
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>>338516278
if you're worthy to be a king your son will be worthy to be a king

basically an extension of that idea, same thing in ancient egypt
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>>338516278
Very. Pretty much every country/kingdom/culture etc on the planet has at one point been very incestuous, some out of necessity and others not so much. There's nothing wrong with it aside from the dangers of too much inbreeding causing bad genetics in future generations. I'd fuck my sister and cousins, but I wouldn't try to have kids with them.
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>>338509640
>6'3
>Amazon best buddy and first onee-chan
That's bullshit, but I want to believe it, so I will.
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>>338507061
I'm the youngest of 3 - I got two older sisters.
The funny thing about having two older sisters is that it actually redpills you on how women are.
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>>338516401
eh
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>sister is turning into a tumblrina before my eyes
>all I can do is watch
One day I fully expect her to come home from college with dyed hair. We were never very close, but it's still sad to see.
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>>338505961
Sauce
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>>338504728
>Want to marry Camilla
>but I also want to marry Elise
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>>338507061
I have an older brother who has so many problems with his family that I am happy I haven't gotten one myself.

I was always a little jealous of his girlfriends though.
But now his kids are like 15, and he's fat.
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>>338511701
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>>338507061
Older bros can be the best, but it hits you hard when they turn out shit. Mine ended up as a complete retard instead of that dude that you can always count on and look up to as a role model.
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>>338507061
Older sisters are literally bottom shit tier if you're a male. Enjoy getting bullied and physically abused from the time you're born.
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>>338516858
Catch her masturbating or in a sex act and fuck the feminism out of her.

It's your obligation as a big brother.
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>>338509971
H-How do you know she's not a virgin?

And does she poke fun at you for being one?
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>>338516431
>implying my little sister never pulled the i-i-it's not like I miss you or anything move
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>>338507061

younger brother is garbage tier

younger sister is great tier
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>>338516431
Maybe yours did. Mine was pretty chill, but she wasn't in the popular clique.
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>>338516692
>Not wanting a sex-crazed MILF who alternates between fucking your brains out and showering you with maternal love and affection and doing stuff like giving you a bath and taking care of you
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>>338516665
My sister is a nice person so I never got redpilled. At least both she and my mother both told me that women are complete bitches and I should be very careful.
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>>338511926
which bleach is this from
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>>338507061
Old bro and it's not even close.
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>>338516858
Mine is 13 and doing this.
One time she was crying in the bathroom and told our mom she thinks she's trans.
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>>338504728
Nip nong ching chongs are perverts
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>>338509241
>Old sis is the best. She grows up in puberty faster, she is more inclined to do naughty things with you because you are her cute little brother, she knows how to deal with little shits your age and knows how to get them to stop bothering you, and she has the experience so she can prepare you on how to deal with women later in life, or hook you up with her friends.
I really could have used this. Instead I had a younger brother, and I'm not suited to playing the older brother role.
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>all these people hating on their lil sisters

are we really that shitty

does my brother actually hate me
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>>338516858

>Imouto claimed last day that anti-white racism doesn't exist

Guess where did she learn these bullshit.

Old sister and me still mock her for that but I'm afraid inside.
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>>338517156
>Women in this day of age still a virgin before reaching college. Especially with religion worship and the idea of purity at an all time low.
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>>338516858

I know this feel. She isn't in your face about it, but we argue about shit from time to time.
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>>338517402
Are you a psycho bitch? Then yes.
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>>338517051
i never looked up to my older brother, i just competed with him, i guess it depends on the age difference?
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>>338507061
You people are retarded, you're not going to want to fuck your sisters after spending most of your young life with them. Westermarck Effect, faggots. Regardless, younger sisters are complete and utter brats when they become teenagers and they end up staying that way.

Younger bros are more manageable though if you've got something to connect with, like vidya.
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>>338517210
Yeah except in my case it'd be a daddy kink.

Not into that.
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>>338517156
Because we talk about shit all the time, we are pretty close. No, she knows it depresses me sometimes and doesn't think it's something to make fun of. She's only been with one person anyway and refuses to sleep with anyone else unless they commit to a serious relationship.
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>>338517402
>does my brother actually hate me
After all the things you've done why wouldn't he anon. You're a terrible person
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>>338517583

>You people are retarded, you're not going to want to fuck your sisters after spending most of your young life with them. Westermarck Effect, faggots.

Speak for yourself you pseudo intellectual bullshit spewing faggot. I'd fuck the shit out of my younger sister.
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>>338517296
Am I glad my family is super conservative, holy shit.
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>>338517402
Probably not, unless you're a horrible bitch to him all the time. He probably does find you annoying sometimes though.
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>>338517583
>westermarck effect
Not 100%.
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>>338517683
>Westermarck Effect
>"pseudo-intellectual"
It's a real, documented and researched thing you stupid degenerate. Idiots like you are the exception, not the norm.
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>>338517402
You know what you need to do.
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>>338517296
I can't. I just can't.

It reminds me of the time I found a cousin of mine crying in a closet because his dad told him green spots would start growing on his armpits because he kept armpit farting at the table.
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>>338513290

>your younger brother is a big normie with an incredibly standard personality and interests
>is getting married soon as well
>im the exact opposite in every single way

Oh well.
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>>338517402
yup
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>>338517402

Understand that, at some point, showing love to our little sister can be as repulsive as thinking of jumping off the 14th floor.

But if someone harm her I know that I'll turn batshit crazy, as your brother I suppose.
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I wouldn't mind having an older or younger sister as a good friend and confidant.
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>>338517402
Only if you don't fuck him.
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>older brother bullied me when I was younger
>now years later the bullying stopped but he's still a prick
>would be even lucky if we speak to each other once in a month
>live in the same house

So much for having an older brother for advice. At least I have 3 older sisters for that.
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>>338518097
I wouldn't mind some ara ara in my life either
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>>338517421
My older sister told me unironically to check my privilege. When she's the one going to a 4 year out of state university and I'm stuck going to our local community college. She was able to secure a fucking nice paid internship due mostly to the fact that she was a girl and had connections.
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>>338517402
you existing makes him hate you
better start buying him stuff and finding level ground to relate on before its too late
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>>338516421

It did actually. I'm sexually repressed as fuck thanks to her.

Also I'm socially anxious because she used to hit me saying I was a loser and everyone would bully me when I entered high school.

God I hate that cunt. I'm glad she fucked off to live with her stupid cuck boyfriend.

I'm thinking of going to a sexologist, but I'm kind of nervous.
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Finishing Conquest, will start visiting people back when I start Revelations.
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>>338517780

>Westermarck Effect
>documented and researched by any stretch of credibility
>implying it doesnt receive immense scrutiny all the time

The effect is also has a stronger negative correlation in women towards their male
siblings.
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Who /amatarou/ here?

I don't really like the subject material but he knows how to draw girls.
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>>338516858
You can still save her anon.
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>>338518523
jfc those proportions
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>>338518379

A little reminder : you're one of the very few people that can prevent your sister to turn into an obese braindead tumblrina
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>>338517296
Holy shit my sides, how does that even work? Not even I was that retarded at 13.
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>>338517990
Holy fuck is this true.

I can't even imagine myself expressing love or showing some sort of adoration to my imouto. The thought of it alone sounds cringey. And even if I do want to show some kindness, I do it in a snarky way or remark.

But hell, I'd build up an arsenal if it meant freeing her from kidnappers.
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>>338517780

have you actually ever looked at the results for the whole of like 2 articles that experiment with this hypothesis?

their test pools involve less than like 100 people and actually support the idea that people with similar features to that of their siblings rank more attractive than those that dont
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>>338518523

>he knows how to draw girls.

Are you serious ?
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>>338517619
Woah, she actually sounds like a really nice person. You got lucky, anon.
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>older sister wasn't mean, but inconsiderate a lot
>intentionally drank all the soda that I liked first before moving on to the one she picked out.
>did the same thing for say pizza, ate pepperoni first then moved on to hers
>just all these little things adding up just about sends me over the edge to this day
>when she's back from college she still plays with my vidya without asking but will crucify me if I even think about playing one of hers
>try to let go and not be a bitter dick about things that happened years ago
>she still does it
>mfw every time she still does it and I try to make it look like I'm not about to snap over menial things
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>>338518712
This desu

>older sister tells me that she loves me
>I just stare at her like a just saw ghost
>couple of seconds pass, I just nod and walk away
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>>338517990
That can't be universally true, my older brother would give me hugs'n shit when we still lived with our parents.

i miss my bro...
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>>338518718
Didn't they do this with the Israeli rearing system or something? It was with 3000 kids and the grand majority who weren't reared together paired up.

I mean, it makes sense considering how bad inbreeding can be if you keeps occurring. We'd have to have evolved something like that to prevent us from becoming a community of brain-dead retards.
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>>338517402
There's something you can do to change that, if you catch my drift.
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>>338507061
>have older sister (4+ years than me)
>we ocassionaly got into fights, some for fun, some because one did something that pissed the other off
>she gets excited when she is restraining me or i got her on a lock
>can see her nipples through her shirt
>make fun of her for that
>she never told my parents

i wonder if she liked it
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>>338517990

i feel this way with my younger brother

mostly because i legitimately dont care about him, sad to say

if someone harmed my younger sister however oh boy
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>>338518712

Yup and it's the same for her, she expresses kindness ironically.

The fucking problem is that she really became hot From an objective point, no I don't want to fuck my sister no seriously and I know that one day I'll have to break some jaw
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>>338519068
You don't evolve a safeguard to something that hasn't happened yet, that makes no sense. It's like people saying the gay might be a population limiting gene, that shit would never be spread normally because it isn't expressed in a positive way.
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>>338518996
>She just wanted to her her little brother say it back
You're a horrible person, anon.
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>all these people wanting to fuck their sisters
>not their brothers so that you can avoid the risk of pregnancy

come on man
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>>338507061
Older bros wife that's starved because all he does is work.
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>>338519397
I'm not a faggot, you fucking faggot.
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>>338519458
>keep talking about how awesome your brothers are
>keep talking about how much you hate your sisters
>yet still you want to fuck the thing you hate
>not the thing you love

male logic?????
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>>338516431
Kinda depends. Of course when you're both teenagers living in the same house, things can get a little heated when you get tired of looking at each others' faces. It's usually an entirely different story when you grow up, move away and get some more space for yourselves. Sure, it won't be like my hentai mangas where your sister wants your onii-chan dick, but it's possible to be really good friends and support each other in a bind.
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>>338516858
this is genuinely my biggest fear.
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>>338518967
That's always the worst. The little things just add up to complete anger but you feel like an idiot if you complain, because to them, it just sounds like you're bitching about pepperoni.
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>>338518227
>Older brother bullied me a bit
>Grow up
>Bully him back but in a nasty, demeaning, hurtful way
I'm a dick but at least I stopped doing that.
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>>338518698
Internet can do terrible things to children
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>>338519315
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>>338519529
Can you not like something with wanting to fuck it you insufferable degenerate?
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>>338519350
I know that.
>mfw I have never told anybody that I love them
I just can't do it
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>>338519032

No of course, that's why I precised "at some point" meaning "at some point in a prudish, tsundere relationship" that you lived since you were kids with your brother/sister.

I could be your BIG brother tonight if you know what I mean haha text me
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>>338519529
>Implying hate sex isn't one of the most hottest things ever.
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>>338517583
Oh, right, Westermarck. That settles it, nobody has ever fucked a sibling they've lived with.
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>find incest incredibly fucking hot
>but can't find any of my sisters hot
I just can't do it.
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>>338518523
I'm not sure he knows how to draw them, anon.
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>>338519320

>mostly because i legitimately dont care about him, sad to say

Believe me, you're saying that to yourself because he's fine right now
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>>338519529
because fucking something is one of the ultimate displays of dominance human males have, so fucking something you hate is like teaching who is the alpha dog around

i'm not making this up, it's actually how it works
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>>338520046
>neckbreak
Well maybe he's into necro
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>>338520046
Sauce?
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>>338516858
Fuck man, do something to change her NOW.

I'm going through this with a female cousin, all she wants to talk about is political bullshit which in my opinion is boring as fuck if you aren't including memes in the conversation, and if an argument arise, or simply out of the fucking blue if she wants to make some sort of point, she has to include my sex and how "I don't understand", sexual bigotry, or that her ideas are right and will talk over you until you just get fed up with the conversation and tell her "yeah whatever, you're right".

And this is with a cousin, can't imagine how it must be with a sister....
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>canon love interest is your cousin
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>>338520026
I fap to invest every once in a while, but I honestly have no attraction for my sister.
Objectively she's pretty attractive I suppose.
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>>338520124

yeah you're probably right
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>>338519871
I understand that, at least. My mother says it when she calls me and I at the least I manage a "me too" because she's a good person and had to put up with my shit for 20 years until I moved out. Guess she deserves that at the very least.
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>>338520046
Whats wrong with that spoilered pic? What am I missing?
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>>338519871
>>338520409
You guys need to humble yourselves.
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>>338520171
She very clearly turned her body towards him. Look at what her hand is covering
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>>338520214
https://nhentai.net/g/145719/
Inoue Makito.
>>338520497
>>338520171
Nothing is wrong there, I just felt like posting a curvy female. There is one page where perspective is kinda fucked.
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>>338520812

Thanks anonymous
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>>338520026
Pretty much the same here. Just keep it as a porn-only kink where it belongs.
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>>338520026
Brother sister incest is boring, mom/son is where it's at
>being taught by an experienced milf that has motherly feelings for you
>returning to where you came from
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>>338521425
This, especially if she's voluptuous and doing it to nurture and prepare you for your future.
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>>338521425

>Not being born by caesarean
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>>338521632
Literally non-human.
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>>338517990
What do you do when your older sister overshares about the guys she's fucking? I often wind up wanting to protect her in some way, because she dives into things too fast, gets taken advantage of, and winds up hurting herself, but she doesn't want to be told she's doing things wrong and actively rebels against advice.

She's about the right age for that rebellious streak (24), so I can't blame her, but I wish she would stop putting herself in situations where I know she's going to get really hurt. I can't even do anything about it because she's in love with the concept of making a bunch of mistakes and growing from them as a person, but she doesn't learn from them at all. She repeats the same mistakes ad nauseam, perpetually coming back to me to say how she's moving really fast with some new guy but she thinks it's okay, then it blows up in her face a month or two later and she's in tears over it.
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>>338521632
your mother won't develop mother instincts properly in that case
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>>338519829
oh it doesn't end there tho

>have gf
>comes over
>ask her if she knows anything that can help my sister loose a little bit
>tfw only threeway i've ever done in my whole life
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>>338521791
You can't cure stupidity anon.
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>>338521632
>>338521678
>tfw mom and I would've died without a c-section
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>>338521791
Clearly you should be fucking her so she doesn't go off doing stupid shit.
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>>338520546
>humble myself
I'm an unlovable asshole I don't have to "humble myself"
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>>338517891
That was a good doujin, also that bonus pages with the sister fucking her sleeping bro.
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>>338521632
Mom didn't have a choice. They found a tumor hiding in her stomach while I was in the womb, so she needed to do two operations, one to get me out and one to remove her tumor.
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>>338521425
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>>338522039
>having a threesome with your sister and gf
I find that a little hard to believe, anon.
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>>338522772
it's going to be impossible to prove no matter what i do, anyway, that's the magic

fact is that we didn't jump straight to sex, my gf started talking with my sister, asked her about her social life and she went full spaghetti on her. she is the weird kind of girl, and was going into the Tumblr route, gf basicly talked her out of it and they had a long chat while i watched, after that it became "hey, come join and don't miss the fun"

it was the most casual thing ever after that, sis and i never talk that much between eachother too, but i think my gf has helped her alot between that night and other times they have met together
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>>338521678

At least I didn't literally fuck my mother at birth :^)

>>338521791

I decided not to interfere in anything my older sisters do but only cares for my lil sis.

I think they're old enough to manage their life, I dgaf as long as they're not physically harmed.

Can't really help you anon sorry.

>What do you do when your older sister overshares about the guys she's fucking?

Kek, I would love to see the reactions of my muslim family.
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Japanese imoutos are the best. It seems like they devote their entire day into making Onii-chan happy.
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>>338512682
That's rough anon, if it helps I have a older brother who sleeps around with women and has 10 kids by now by the age of 43, so its not like I don't know your pain

>>338516431
>>338514614
>>338513903
>>338512939
>all of these ignoring >>338509640
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>>338523586
That's like one in a million anon
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>>338504728
Royalty likes to keep their genes from being 'polluted' by peasants.

At least in her case there's no genetic issue since they aren't actually related by blood at least, unlike Ephraim and Eirika.

>>338511926
Hold up. Explain this pic, as I haven't read Bleach in forever.
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They don't call it wincest for nothing
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>>338523176
>>338519315
>>338522039
dayum, living the fucking dream right there
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>>338521678
Humanity is overrated
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>>338523970

Everybody loses it at some point anyway
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