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>>338503538
good work! your blizzbucks have been credited
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>>338503538
That was terrible. Only one Character from Overwatch, the story centered around some fucking third world Mexicunt, and we get two see like two bad ass moments. That's a hype killer right there.
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>>338503538

What a waste of time and animation.
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>>338504274
Dragons set your expectations too high
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HEROES NEVER DIE!!1
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Did he deserve it? Would you take a swing?
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>>338504386
>Dragons set your expectations too high

LOL
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>>338503538
Pretty lame and predictable.
Action wasn't even that good.
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This looks so fuckin cool
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>expect a short about his backstory and how he became the way he is now
>instead it's shit
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Thanks for making a new thread for this, and not posting it in any of the other threads that exist for this fucking trailer alone
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>>338504618
No. I'd hug his metalic body.
And then molest him repeatingly
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>>338503538
that was pretty boring
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>>338505153
>Mfw I have 85 blizzpoints now
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>>338503538
Wake me when the D.va short comes along.
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>>338504618
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>>338504618
I felt so bad for the robot bro
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>>338503538
So overwatch's "story" is just a completely seperate thing from the game pretty much
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>>338503538
Cool, but shit compared to Dragons. It relives the itch a bit at least.
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>>338505604
Well done you mongoloid.

Did you expect each round of payload to end in a 5 minute cutscene?
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1. Dragons
2. Recall
3. Alive
4. Hero
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Boring, predictable, fucking generic.
Overwatch is that bad?
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So are we getting new map reveals when they run out of maps to use for these?
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>>338505129
Pretty much the same as pharahs.

Instead of some backstory its just, "they do stuff and have a arc"

Not even any hero interaction either. Or seeing either of them without the mask/suit.
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>>338503538
Pretty good movie. People hating on it are either baiting or plain retarded.
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>>338505742
Dragons > Alive > Recall > Hero
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GRRRRRGH!! RAAAAGRAHRGH!!!
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>>338505723
I expected more than fanfic tier garbage
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REMOVE TACOS remove tacos
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>>338505742
Dragons was so overrated. Alive was best.
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>>338505798
Yeah, it's literally the most shit game I've played in a long time.

The amount of shills here is ridiculous.
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WHERE IS SOMBRA REEEE
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>>338504618
>all the members in this glow in the dark tattoo gang were orphans after the onmic crisis.
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>>338505723
No, but i expected a single player campaign
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>>338505851
I liked it too. those complaining are probably battlebornfags.
I want to see SFM of Alejandra in the future.
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dawww so cute when they think they're actually playing a game and not pressing X to win
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>>338505129
what. didn't they show that already
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>>338506186
No. That is what everyone was hoping for. All we know is what he used to look like.
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>>338505995
The last three minutes of Dragons was god tier
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>>338506027

Considered playing it for a little bit, but these ultimates are retarded, aimbot shit for example.
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>>338503538
i liked it. gave off some nice punisher vibes
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it was shit

why would the spend the time and money to make this basic tier trailer for the most boring nothing character in the game?
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>>338506372
The budget is 99% marketing 1% waifushit
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>>338506284
thats what they have edgy punisher character for anon. the one literally wearing a skull mask
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>>338505742
1.Recall
2.Alive
3.Dragons
4.Hero
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>>338506372

but COD grandpa is the best
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Alive > Recall >> Dragons >>>> Hero
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byhvUmpAA9c
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10282100/
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>>338506532
Kinda this for me. Not too sure about Alive and Dragons placement, they weren't that interesting to me. Hero was pretty boring though.
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>>338506095
M O N G O L O I D
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>>338506072
>>338505129
It's not Soldier: 76's origin story. It's hers.
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>>338503538
Probably the worst of the lot. I expected some ''IVE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS'' and other cool shit

the director is awful
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Mexican culture ruins everything again
who'da thunk it?
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How do I partner with Blizzard to get paid for my overwatch threads?
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Well I hope the Warcraft movie does well because this is begging for a movie.
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>>338503538
Ayy amigo. Even in Overwatch universe they are subhumans.
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>>338507021
Soldier 76 is Metzen's pet project. He probably demanded full control.
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Battleborn's intro is 10x better than this wanna be pixar crap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkjssDddth8
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>>338506620
Literally 10x better then "Hero"
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The only thing that bothers me is that the girl went after her money rather than help the Omnic.
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>>338506532
everybody forgot the Museum one ?
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>>338503538
>12 fps
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>>338507280

What in the fuck is this shit. This is some early newgrounds garbage.
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>>338507280


I'm sorry anon, but you have shit taste.
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Good video, but I was expecting the three new heroes to be hinted at or introduced.
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>>338507280
Good goy, buy our Memelands Moba
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>>338507612
>Three new heroes
Wasn't that just for those statues?
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>>338506620
>he never asked for this
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>>338507689
Ohh fuck was it? Wow that's disappointing.
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>>338507612
>game hasn't even launched yet
>expecting Blizzard to complicate things with new hero announcements
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>>338504335
for you
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>>338507280
It started off really mediocre and then the monkey music came on. Jesus fuck.
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>>338507920
New hero announcements would be perfect for on-release hype and promotion
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>>338507845
>why did you save me
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>>338503538
Who was the female narrator at the end?
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Alejandra reminded me of this western tag trash I saved once for some reason
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>>338503538
I wish he would have said "We're all soldiers now " in the end would have made sense for pvp
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>>338507280
>all those people in the comments praising it

Come on, the animation moves well but there is NO detail and overall it just looks terrible. They somehow managed to make an "introducing the main characters as they do some cool shit" intro boring as fuck.
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>>338508273
The little girl's mother.
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>>338507280
don't worry anon I liked it
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The writing and voice acting was terrible.
Kinda cool otherwise though. I really like Soldier: 76's design.
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>>338503538
Why are all of these shorts so cringey. Blizzard writing is so fucking awful. They're trying really hard to be Pixar with nowhere near the same amount of talent
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damn mexicans shitting up my video games. #buildthewall
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>>338506095
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Superior short

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYcrHq7t_AU
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>>338503538
Weakest of the 4 shorts. They need better writers for these.
The ending song did hype it up a bit though
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>>338507280
This is an impressive newgrounds short.
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>>338506095
>blizz said from the beginning there wasn't going to be single player
>I expected a single player campaign
Well I guess that's your fault you silly goose
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>>338504618
This is actually quite genius.
Even if the omnics have static faces, avoid of emotions, they still managed to make him look sad/afraid by adding those dents, shaping his eyes.
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Alive > Dragons > Recall > Hero

Goddamn what a lame short this one was.
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fuck off shill
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>>338508471
I kek'd
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was soldier 76's codename "Chad Thundercock" when he was still commander morisson?
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I only liked "Alive" because of blueberries smug faces
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man, i guess it's really hard for them to make an action sequence about a hero who uses nothing but a gun when they want to be a disney movie where nobody gets shot or dies

76 is my favorite character, and that was the worst short by far
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>>338508281
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>>338508391
It does look neat, but not in a "I want to play this now" kind of way, it kind of just works as a music video to me.
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>>338508471
not bad
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>>338506072
The poss Sombra is making in that in-game screenshot is literally just Widowmaker
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Alejandra will be a new hero believe it!?
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>>338508471
>DIE DIE DIE
>spins
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>>338508760
/r9k/ please go away
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>>338508760
No it was Steve Rodgers
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>>338508471
>Play of the Game
neat
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>>338504618
More glorious robot bullying
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>>338508923
Yeah if it was just a music video for some B-tier rapper it would be alright (although the Gorillaz comparisons would be rife).

But as the opening to a fast-paced shooter with a multi-million dollar budget? What the fuck?
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>>338503538
>abandons and completely forgets about the wounded cyborg so that she can get her pocket change back
>doesnt even go back to check on it afterwards, just runs to the grocery store and fucks off

Wow, what a bitch.
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>>338503538
Nobody likes it because he's a spic

And for good reason
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GUYs, GUYS BREAKING NEWS!

THE MOTHER was SOMBRA! She just ADOPTED the little girl or moved to Mexico with her.
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I want 76's jacket.
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>>338503538
The writing in these shorts is so hamfisted, especially the narration from the mother.

These shorts would actually be better if the dialogue was completely absent.
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>>338509290
who cares?
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Have they given a reason for people to hate robots?
Or are we just supposed to accept it
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>>338509340
Alive wasn't that bad, but for the most part I agree.
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>>338503538
Strings?
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>soldier 76 is a spic
>there are now spics in my vidya

Dropped

Fuck off shill
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>>338509409
Game takes place after a terminator scenario that humans barely won.
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>>338509076
Capt America is as Chad as you can get
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>>338508471

Zayra's origin story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoR2supdmig
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>>338509409
>implying people need a reason to hate a group of people that isn't their own
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>>338509519
I know, that was the point.
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>>338504618
>he doesn't join in on deactivating all those disgusting omnics
>he enjoys watching his gf get chromed
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>expected a Reaper/Soldier 76 origin story that explained what caused them to go from comrades to enemies.
I guess it would have been too similar to "Dragons".
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>>338509549
ow the edge
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>>338503538

shill somewhere else, dipshit

we can smell it off your post formatting
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>>338504618
At least he survived
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>>338508471
Perfect
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>>338509597
opinion disregarded
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>>338503538
It's alarmingly clear that the writers are letting the Overwatch team down. What a waste of effort.
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>>338509414
Alive was the worst.

>robo ghandi's generic speech
>WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!
>overly dramatic NOOOOO
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>>338505116

>glow-in-the-dark gang tattoos

Stolen from Netrunner. Good job Blizzard, you hacks.
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>>338509714
What do you mean? I assure you no one is paying me to make these threads.
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>>338509409
the story of overwatch is that 30 years prior to the present day the Omnics (robots) went haywire and started a purge all humans protocol and unleashed the Bastions on everyone.

Overwatch was built to fight against them, 30 years later people still hold a grudge
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>>338509597
post rare widowmakers
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>>338506620
We might get to see some of this in a reaper video.
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Post your hero ideas
>Stealth-based defense hero
>Uses a very powerful but slow firing and reloading magnum with a scope that fires powerful rounds- each one, however, leaves a Tracer shot
>Passive: Active Camoflague
If you stop moving for 3 seconds, you become almost completely invisible aside from 3 glowing green dots where your head should be
>Second Passive: Advanced Agility
Can wallrun and wallclimb
>Ability 1: hook
When wallrunning or climbing, pressing rightclick allows the character to stop and hook onto to the wall, ala Titanfall. Pressing Rightclick again or being cc'ed or killed releases the hook
>Ultimate: Behind Enemy Lines
An instant and long-range teleport that repositions you based on where you look- if the teleport is aimed at a wall, you instantly become hooked, along with becoming instantly cloaked
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>>338509495
Being in a country=/=being from it

On that note though, you know Reaper is actually Mexican right?
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>>338509878
Widowmaker's parts were decent though, which is more than I can say for anyone else in any other trailer.
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>>338507280
>tfw Benedict, Orendi and Phoebe wound up to be the most popular characters
>Only Phoebe was in promotion materials
It's still not saying much though.
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>>338504618
>forgiving those filthy shits for the omnic crisis
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>>338510005
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>>338506620
junkrat looks like that freaky barber
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>>338510031
Sounds fun but do we really need another sniper?
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>>338504618
>>338505223
>>338509761

>he
>his

It's a robot you knuckleheaded window licking bird-brains

FUCK!
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>>338510103
why cant i play as that skinny fuck with the chaingun with some optional glow in the dark tats
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>>338506095
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>>338507280
The art style is nice I guess, though the animation itself is mediocre. Also the music just doesn't fucking make sense. I mean you can like nig nog music if you want to. but even then, then music didn't fit what was going on on screen.
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>>338510103
Maybe I'm just a snob but I really have come to hate this shit where the hero/protag is getting shot at by literally 100 rounds a second and they just can't fucking hit him for no reason
It doesn't make him look cool, it makes everyone else look like they're missing on purpose
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>>338510150
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What was the Omnic crisis? From what I can tell, it was basically almost the rise of the machines of the Matrix meets some Terminator shit, but what are the details?
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Was that the last short?

If it is what a whimper of an ending.
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>>338509887

Can you really steal a thing that exists in real life?
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>>338510209
shit wow
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>>338510248
And i'm a human
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>>338510365
No.
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>>338510365

Last short of "the season."
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>>338510248
Gender is just what an individual identifies as you bigoted shitlord.

Listen and Believe.
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>>338510031
Sounds like reaper
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>>338508608
Word

I love how they decided to have his eye holes angled in such a way as to make this robot look sad and have you sympathize with it

It's like they took a trick outta the Disney/avatar book for making cute sympathy characters

Bravo valve
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>>338510248
this.

dont impose your human binary genders on to robots? baka
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>>338503538

>live in browntown
>gangs are white
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>>338503538
The animation is great, too bad the writing is garbage as always.
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>>338504618
Yes, giving robots the ability to feel pain and emotions was, is, can, and will be and a mistake

Keep those fucks as machines, remove advanced AI
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>>338510075
That's even worse holy fuck
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>>338510103
>140 pound dude
>400 pound gun
>no recoil
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>>338504618
>Did he deserve it?

You know, he very well might have.

If omnics are just like people, then we have to accept that some of them might be assholes (just like people). And if omnics want to be treated like everyone else, that means they might get an ass kicking for being a dick.

That omnic might be a thief or some shit. We don't know.
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>>338509607
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>>338503538
Anyone porn of the mexican girl yet?
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>>338510564
gotta make white people evil somehow
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>>338509531
this is pretty well made.
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>>338503538
Definitely worst of shorts
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>>338510248
You tell those cis scum misogynistic shitlords, girlfriend.
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>>338510350
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Soldier 76 is the only character with character. You do what is right even if it gets you fucked and you come out stronger for it.
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>>338507028
Why?
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>>338510564
Just diversity at work again

Whitey can do no wrong but ol jumping bean is a saint

>>338510659
This

makes me sick
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>>338510248
You can gender robots

but I'd prefer to sex them
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>jumps into mini gun fire line like a complete retard

Whoever thought this was cool should be slapped.
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What a stupid bitch
Ruined all short
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>>338509861
The fuck are you talking about?
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>>338507280
The animation was pretty good, I give them props for trying something different.

That being said, the song is pretty bad and fails to get me excited to play.
Also, Gearbox "humour" makes me physically ill.
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>>338510792
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76 is the most boring character, so why is everyone surprised his short was about things happening around him, instead of being about him?
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>>338510801
That describes most of the cast.
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>>338507280
Really nice that they let an art major handle their cinematics for their graduation project.
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>>338510340
What do you expect? It is a bunch of retarded spics.
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>>338507280
If we write two jokes into every sentence eventually one of them has to be funny right?
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>>338510005
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When will I get blizzard trailer quality level sfm on /gif/?
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>>338510489
If it somehow got in, i'd make him as anti-edgy as possible, like a combination between Lucio and McCree.
>>338510238
I would say so- Hanzo and Widowmaker are both backline fighters, so it would be rewarding to have a sniper that's actually a frontliner. I forgot to mention that he has shit health, Tracer-tier and no way to self heal, so he's all about defending points from agressors by getting to places that no one else can and actually being able to stay there.
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>>338507280
Someone's pissed he bought the wrong game
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>>338510564
Mexico is going to pay for that wall, and we're going to do it by taxing money orders sent from the US to Mexico. Also we should impose tarriffs on their corn and marijuana.
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>>338510564
>>338510659
>>338510821

the first three villains were 2 spics and a black

/pol/ are you off your meds again?
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>>338510821
There was clearly a black guy and a hispanic in the gang.
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FOXY GRANDPA
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How do I become like Soldier 76?
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>>338511014
>WidowobiW
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>>338510870
Jeez, Blizzard needs to work on their facial animations.
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>Spend all this money on marketing a game
>12 maps across 3&1/2 game modes

epin
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>>338511203
play any fps with an aimbot
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>>338510659
>almost half of the heroes are white
>still finds a way to play the victim card

typical white. "save me im offended"
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>>338509887
Blizzard has been ripping off pop culture for decades.
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>>338511136
>blonde, blue-eyed spics

Beg your pardon?
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>>338507280
I saw this chick start running and just laughed and closed the video.
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>>338511203
Go to a war, become a captain and lead the handpicked squad.
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>>338510647
he was being beat up by a mexican street gang, he's probably not an asshole that deserved it.
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>>338511119
>imposing a tariff on an illegal, black market substance.
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>>338511259
>money spent on marketing
you misunderstand anon, the money was spent on the Waifu's, people shill it for free because of them
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C O O L E S T

D A D
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>>338511349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8xoTBZrzko
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>>338511343
Not him but...
Hispanic is not a race you know
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>>338511302
I'm black.
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How much are you Blizzard marketers getting paid?
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>>338511409
>Not legalizing Marijuana.
It's like you don't want easy money.
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>>338503538
>No new mexiwaifu to play as in waifuwatch.
What was even the point?
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>>338511409
#makecornlegal
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>>338507280

The only good part is Thorn.
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>>338511406

Criminals, especially ones involved in organized crime, are more likely to suffer at the hands of other criminals.
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>>338504618
>Sympathizing with clankers
For all we know the gang members are beating the shit out of that clanker because they were orphaned by the Omnic Crisis
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>>338511532
I paid $60 for the origins edition
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>>338509319
I want it too. It is fookin' badass. I hope Blizzard also gets the idea to make it real and sell it for a small fortune.
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>Mexicans in fiction

>All they do is commit crimes against little girls and getting killed by a true hero

beautiful, it's just like real life.
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>>338511625
There is literally nothing wrong with being CIS
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>>338507280
If they make the girls cute in the animation

WHY ARE THEY ALL FUCKING UGLY AS FUCK IN THE GAME

HOLY FUCK

THEIR POSTER GIRL LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF REVOLUTION 60
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Can we at least all agree that the music is amazing in all of these shorts, especially dragon?
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>why the fuck did they waste time and money on a soldier 76 short when they haven't even done one for-
>hmmm

really all the characters are embarrassingly generic shit, with the exception of the waifus, who they can just make with pixar faces and lonely anons will make the fan fiction for them

soldier 76 is their shittiest character design behind edgey skull face mask man, but i can't pretend that any other of the male characters sketches would have been any less boring/generic.

Blizzard should just invest their cgi money in to having the waifus wrestle eachother on rooftops more
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Better poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10282713
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>>338511498
typical black then. take your pick. every race is a whiny buttmad these days.
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>>338511454
Certainly worthy of the Foxy Grandpa hat.
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>>338511136
>>338511170
Build wall.
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>>338511663
76 wants to make Overwatch great again.
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>>338510564
>>338510659
>it's a /pol/ are offended episode
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>>338510367
Some guys stole my wallet once, and my wallet exists in real life, but I guess it wasn't a robbery by your logic.
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>>338511625
>beating the shit out of an innocent because of a war with that race of people that had nothing to do with them
yeah this is always a good way to respond to things.
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So this qt added when?
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>>338511723
>THEIR POSTER GIRL LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF REVOLUTION 60

thatsthejoke.jpeg

feminism is awesome
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I want Pixar quality HD Junkers, throw a nigga a bone Blizzard
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>>338511119
20 Tick rate is not enough.
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>>338511764
>dragons 30 votes

I'm getting real tired of your shit, weebs.
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So Soldier 76 is Captain America if he went full Batman, I like it.
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>>338511843
>asian pharah

How about a girl with some personality instead?
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>>338511832
don't worry once trump wins you'll be begging to come back

somehow, I think we won't a population of people with a literal average IQ of 85
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>>338511913
Rule34 of her being fucked by the bandits/robot/Hero when?
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>>338511601
No keep it illegal, that way I can charge moar.

Hillary for Prison 2016!
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>>338511136
Black guy in a Mexican gang? That'll be the day.
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Soldier "The Beaner Cleaner" 76
Soldier "Killin' spics just for kicks" 76
Soldier "Don't cross the border, that's an order" 76
Soldier "Better an Omnic than a dirty spic" 76
Soldier "White makes right" 76
Soldier "Pinata Punisher" 76
Soldier "Raising Hell at the Taco Bell" 76
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>>338508882
Why does that girl have a nazi armband?
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>>338510367
>Can you really steal a thing that exists in real life?
Is that a trick question? Things that exist in real life are the only things you can actually steal.
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Meet the Spy > Every Overwatch short.
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Blizzard continues to push it's disgusting agenda
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>>338510367
That's tattoo that glows under UV-light

kind of a large difference if you think about it.
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