What does /v Think of this game, and what's their expectations?
punish them by buying it next year on a dirt price for having MADE Chaos eace already BUT not releasing it on release.
other than that great game!
>>338499401
>New to warhammer universe pls no hate
What's wrong with Chaos?
>>338499524
it is the major bad guy/race of Warhammer but they will sell the whole race as a DLC.
sure the orks are huge too but for the overall lore I think Chaos are mpre important.
good games but terrible sales practices with the dlc..
>>338499748
Well rip
>everything is shit.
t. /v/
>>338499107
No dark elves no buy
>>338499748
Massive overstatement
Until end times event there was no main protagonist or antagonist faction. Plus the DLC is free and the faction is currently larger than the others in game.
>>338499107
Looks like GOTY to me.
no waifus no care
>>338499107
I can't wait much longer. Why do I still have to wait two fucking days. And why the heck does it release midweek?
tfw it's literally the only way I can play with Bretonnia now
>>338503467
Tuesday's a common launch day for some reason, think it's because stores have trouble getting stock in time for a monday release (yes we are still beholden to retail)
>>338503586
According to google games release on tuesday because in 1991 Sonic 2 was released on a tuesday so they could make a pun and then everyone started doing it.
>>338503586
>>338503875
They release it on Tuesday because they have to get sales stats on Monday, so if they release it on Tuesday, they get a whole week of sales.
so how long before someone mods Grimgor to be red and renames him Gorrash Heckscream?
>>338504046
Then why is the top google search result for "why do games release on tuesdays" about Sega. Checkmate Atheists
So, is anyone going to mod the bombs of the dwarf helicopters to be ultra powerful?
I wanna have vietnam
I am ready
>>338504873
I so wish I'd bought the High King's Edition of TWW.
>>338499107
>Denuvo
it's shit
>>338505191
>piratefags
you're shit
>>338505191
Denuvo is here to save PC as a gaming platform. Too long have you taken sales from hard-working devs and put our platform to shame, sales-wise.
Steam refunds exist, and there goes your only argument for piracy.
>>338505297
>implying
I'm gonna buy it when it's 20€ on g2a, which should be one month from now.
CA launches are bad enough. With denuvo on top I can't imagine it being any better.
>>338505438
> streams show the game is pristine
>>338505567
>he trusts paid off streams
alright bro
just don't make 20 threads when you have crashes to desktop or the AI is a piece of shit
or you have 20fps
or the multiplayer doesn't work
>>338505701
>all this denial
Back to Overshill.
>>338500184
It's free if you get the game within 7 days of release
>>338505297
this guy gets it
>>338505191
quit being a fucking poorfag
>Giving CA money after Rome 2
God Warhammer fan boys are fucking retarded.
Waiting for the incoming flood of "HOW DO I X" threads from neo /v/ bandwaggoners
>>338505957
this
Total War hasn't been good since Medieval 2. Hasn't had a single good launch since either.
>>338505191
What's wrong with Denuvo?
>>338505701
>all those 12 hour streams are lies
>they paid them to not crash the game
Just play overwatch
>>338505957
>>338506030
>all twitch streams run the game flawlessly with practically no bugs
>p-paid by CA!
You guys are pathetic. Do you think they're faking the framerate too?
>>338505297
Muh mods, dummy.
>>338505957
>fanboy
whenever someone uses that cringy term without irony i hope they get raped to death by a rhino
>giving money to CA after Empire, Rome II vs giving them money after Shogun II, Napoleon and Attila
>>338503421
>no waifus
>he doesn't know
>>338506078
Puts piratefags on suicide watch.
>>338506145
Oh boy CA shills on full defense mode. Don't you have fan mods to install to make your game playable?
>>338506145
>Do you think they're faking the framerate too?
what, you think that's impossible?
Just out of curiosity, what CPUs do those streamers have?
>>338506030
shogun 2 and fall of the samurai were good, otherwise you're correct
here's hoping the launch isn't nearly as bad as rome 2 was
It won't be as good as you think it'll be.
There will be bugs, broken mechanics and balance issues.
>>338506170
Don't go nowhere near the exe, so modding isn't affected at all.
>>338506345
people are literally playing the game right now and there isn't any mention of performance issues
>>338506421
many mods require hacking the .exe you dumb fuck
Is there a developer that has a more abusive relationship with its userbase than CA ?apart from Blizzard of course
>>338506170
>I don't know how TW mods work
kys
Kinguin fag here
i have my key, you should probably check too. good relief after dark souls 3 shot on kinguin
I might be picking this up after launch, to see if its any good.
>>338506261
Yeah, nigger, I think faking framerate in real-time in front of thousands of people yelling "do this", "do that" and actually doing it is impossible. Prove me wrong.
>>338506497
None of the warscape engine mods require the exe. None. Not even the old Medieval/rome engine mods required the exe, they ran off their own system
They are also launching with official mod tools for editing.
>>338506524
CA actually listens to users, changes it's policy and is transparent from day 1 since rome 2.
>>338506570
what CPU are they using though?
yo can i b a vampirelord n shiet
>>338506497
>hacking
Go back to consoles, child.
No Total War mods require modifying the exe.
>>338506602
But not everything will be moddable, they don't want you to interfere with their dlc sales
>>338506196
...tell me more.
>>338506671
look at their profile info
>>338506497
t. 12 year old Bloodborne player.
>>338499107
>/v
This is a shill thread.
>>338506635
They only hurt us because they love us
>>338506635
>t-they learned with rome 2
anon, please.
>>338506706
That's been the case since Rome 2, and even before since they started using Warscape engine? Anything that's locked behind dlc cannot be tampered with.
But that's irrelevant. The mods don't touch the .exe so denuvo is completely moot when it comes to CA's dlc practices.
>>338506543
>Buying from key sites
You assholes are worse than pirates.
>>338499107
After years of being slightly disappointed to majorly disappointed with CA (since around Empire) and the complete fucking travesty that was Rome 2, I don't care how good it is they can fuck off.
>Expectations
It'd be shit
>Reality
I don't care to find out.
>>338506795
give me some streamers then
I literally never go on streaming websites
>>338506635
>CA actually listens to users
>>338506735
Vampire Cunts come with the cutest vampslut ever.
>>338506830
Wow your reaction image really changed my mind. Solid evidence.
>>338506735
Vampire banshees have huge funbags. Plus CA makes top tier waifus
>>338506827
>they change the DLC policy
>make better DLC
>if you don't have the faction DLC you can play against them on the campaign map
>EE given away to people who bought rome 2 for free
>>338506830
sure faggot. Post laughing gooks.
>>338499107
Im looking forward to it. Waiting for decent torrenter to come out so i can give it a try. Won't buy it because of the whole chaos DLC. i don't support such bullshit.
>>338507059
>>338507042
it's not called listening to users
it's damage control
you retards.
>>338507124
>Denuvo
So you'll never play it then.
>>338506189
Beat me to it nignog. Anyone giving money to CA after Empire is a literal cuckhold.
>>338507059
>tfw no qt shield maiden to step on your face
;_;
>>338506994
I get it, you never got off the Rome 2 hate bandwagon, but it's time to move on and stop living in the past anon.
>>338506994
>slavs whine about CA not representing them.
>last content for attila was the slavic races.
>>338506978
I would recommend heirofcarthage on youtube. A big Total war player who has played a lot of the games. He currently has two campaigns on his channel and a review.
>>338507218
>review
Did he like it?
>>338507286
Most reviews are positive while criticizing the barebones multiplayer and the longevity of the game before more factions are put into the game. Performance is a major thing people are praising, seems to run amazing on dx12
>>338507059
God damn dude why are you so defensive about a video game you have no stake in.
Chill out you man baby
>>338507218
> i7-4770K
>$350~$400 CPU
How can people say a game is optimized when everyone is bruteforcing it with top of the line CPUs?
>>338507124
I don't get how people still don't know that this game is uncrackable.
The scene has fucking given up.
No one is working towards this.
There is no crack coming.
How deep in denial are you people?
>>338507218
>CA viral marketing department filed in a report saying there's a potential marketshare of 20k paying customers willing to purchase a slav-oriented DLC
This is not "CA listening to users". For better or for worse, this is just capitalism at work.
>>338505424
SecuROM is here to save PC as a gaming platform.
>Too long have you taken sales from hard-working devs and put our platform to shame, sales-wise.
Nice statement, do you have a source that piracy affects sales? Or do you just want to keep saying wanton bullshit about a niche market to begin with?
>Steam refunds exist
Less than 2 hours isn't enough for fucking anything in a TOTAL WAR game. Have you already forgotten how biased the Rome 2 reviews were?
>>338506735
some vampire bitch with fat tits
>>338507436
>a video game you have no stake in.
or perhaps...
>all this shilling
jokes on u nerd u can't viral market 2 me bcuz i already bought it
>>338505424
>Too long have you taken sales from hard-working devs and put our platform to shame, sales-wise.
See the Witcher games.
>>338507171
>Doesn't know there is already cracked total war warhammer out there.
Don't choke on that Denuvo cock.
>>338507436
This
>>338507436
I am tired of listening to faggots like>>338507175
who will sprout the latest buzzwords to become part of le contrarian hivemind. All the evidence suggests that the game runs very smoothly and while somewhat barebones in the MP department, is a very solid total war title.
>>338507532
2 hours is all you need to see if it works to your liking. The thousands of hours of gameplay footage already circulating the net are more than enough to sufficiently supplement the remainder.
>>338505957
I skipped Attilia because it felt like a money grab after the abortion of Rome. I'll get this one cause I like Total War games and I like Warhammer.
>>338504873
>Play Return of Reckoning
>It's shit but I like WHFB so much I still play it
>>338507505
>CA gives the community what they want
>"Fucking kikes"
>CA doesn't listen to them
>"Fucking disrespecting britbongs"
>>338507751
Cool story cuck. I'll let you get cucked and test all that shit out for me. Remember to post on /v/ saying what CA's bull jizz tastes like.
>>338507751
You don't understand though. Facts you can check with your own eyes from YouTube or LIVE streamers don't matter on /v/. Here it's all about sucking the dick of the biggest corporation releasing a game, and right now that's Blizzard, so the Overshills are here to ruin everything.
>>338507881
Keep your fetishes to your self faggot.
>>338507881
don't you have school tomorrow?
Have Lizardmen been confirmed?
>>338507774
This.
There is no reason to listen to reviews in this day and age. Watch footage, LPs or streams and make up your own mind.
>>338507827
Attila plays like a beefed up Rome 2, but with terrible perfomance.
I tried reinstalling Attila just a few days ago, and the perfomance was still shit, whereas Rome 2 runs smooth as hell. Some faggots have reported that Warhammer seems to run just as good, but I'll believe it when I see it.
>>338508039
they will be added eventually.
Albion already is in the game, being perfidious.
>>338507861
>CA gives the community what they want
>gives
Don't you mean "sells"?
>>338508039
Every race are planned to be featured in the future.
>no Tomb Kings
>no Skaven
>no Dogs of War
I'll play the shit out of it, but I'll be pining for the sequel/expansion
>>338499107
I really loved Attila, and my hype for this game has been unbearable since announce.
Seeing people enjoying it is just tearing a hole in my stomach but right now I can't afford it because of a family emergency.
But I'm glad you guys are liking it.
>>338499107
>stop making a shill thread every 20 mins
We already game to the conclusion that its CA DLC cash grab, that is dumbed down.
Tabletop fans will still gobble it up, because buying 200-300 bucks for TW: Total War + DLCs is way cheaper than the actual game.
>>338508127
Well, yeah, faggot. I mean, when devs put hundreds of hours into making something you want, do you seriously expect it for fucking free?
If you don't want it you don't HAVE to buy it, but if you do, it only makes sense that you compensate them, doesn't it?
>>338508039
All 16 races are confirmed.
>>338508145
got source for that claim?
>>338508179
I hope everything turns out well for you anon.
>>338508380
They said every army that had an army book will be in
>>338499107
>total war game
I'll probably get it for 10 bucks, play the campaign for 15 hours, get disgusted at the retarded tactical level AI and then drop it.
>>338508247
>something you want
More like "something that was supposed to be in the game in the first place but was purposefully left out to make room for DLC".
Fuck off, shill.
>>338508738
The AI's improved a lot though.
I've decided to pick this up.
Who is selling it for the cheapest? Should I just bite the bullet and do the Greenman+ Coupon for $47? Or should I buy from grey market?
>>338508776
>everything must be in the game on day 1
>otherwise it has obviously been cut.
>>338508829
I bought it from Steam, but there again I'm the type of cuck who likes to support people making games I like.
>>338508829
GMG is an authorized retailer.
>>338508587
got a source?
>>338508932
Just how fucking naive are you? Where have you been in the last ~10 years? Day-1 on-disk DLC is a thing.
>>338505424
>drinking the publishers "one pirated game=one lost sale" kool aid
Kill yourself, anon-kun.
>>338509051
several CA streams. You can always tweet them.
>>338508829
gmg works, dlgamer has copies for 44.99, and you could probably get it cheaper on cdkeys/g2a you're just running more of a risk
I'm personally turned off by the Warhammer angle.
I mean, there hasn't been a big enough difference in gameplay for me to really warrant a purchase and now there's a series I'm not interested in being shoehorned into a niche game I feel is dying. (I'm happy that those of you who enjoy one or both are getting another game though)
I think this is just the most non concerned I've been about a video game that interests me. It's odd.
>>338509160
Is Dlgamer an authorized distributor? Ever use them before? I'm that much of a jew that I'd buyit for $3 cheaper.
>>338509051
Google it you lazy shit.
>>338509127
>day 1 disc dlc
which Attila barely had. the free faction played exactly the same as the Day 1 factions, the faction packs were added way after release and gave players factions that played differently.
>>338505191
t. poorcuck
>>338508407
Everything is okay, I'll be playing it in a couple weeks.
>>338508814
I thought so of Attila, TCA has been on point with their AI development with AI and TWA.
Some of the best in the industry right now imo.
>>338508932
TCA/SEGA don't have the best business practices, but nobody along the lines of this genre really do and I'd rather play a game I want to see more of them than try to make some political statement by pirating it at the chance they won't get made anymore.
>>338509368
>>338509368
how?
>>338509328
so no source at all
alright mister NotACAEmployee
>>338499748
>sell the whole race as a DLC.
/v/ and their constant regurgitation of misinformation.
>>338509368
So you know in case you don't come around here often, begging is against the rules, and that includes "can someone gift me x" posts
>>338508814
It only had one direction to go, Anon.
I mean, Rome 2 was vanilla civ 5 tier.
>>338507614
oy vey it's like another blight
>>338507505
What would be a better route then? To release a dlc which will most likely to result in losses and on long run practice will kill the whole francise?
>>338509368
sent
:^)
>>338509560
I too like making baseless statements that make little sense but read like they hold value.
>>338509329
>the faction packs were added way after release and gave players factions that played differently
Barely. Certainly not enough to justify charging 8$ per faction.
>>338509664
Good, now I know you're talking out of your ass. The packs had 3 factions.
>>338509557
thanks for info. deleted my post
>>338509664
>each faction pack added three different factions that played differently, started in different places AND added new features to the base game.
>they also released a corresponding free faction with the game that played thematically similar
>even if you don't buy the DLC you can play against the faction on the campaign map.
yeah. 8$ is a bit too much.
>Wake up
>Game still not out
Life is suffering
>>338509895
soon
>>338509895
2 more sleeps Anon. 2 more.
>>338509606
*that doesn't intrest anyone according to statics, but a very small niche group.
>>338509630
>it only had one direction to go
As in it sucks. It's one of the worst aspects of the franchise (which thank the powers that be can be modded) as it's easily exploitable and irrational much like
>civ 5
Which was on the same level, so others in the thread looking to get into TW will have something else to compare it to.
Should I buy it?
Convince me, I like the Warhammer setting and the Total War series.
>then buy it, faggot
Fuck you, I'm stupid and can't make decisions and am poor and also stupid and I just masturbated.
>>338510134
The AI's primary problem was that it didn't reconsider it's battle plans. Which when compared with the faster paced combat that Rome2 had ended up with the AI being retarded.
Attila tweaked that rather well.
>>338509560
Honestly you should take your beaten wife syndrome to a counselor, Rome 2 came out 3 years ago it's time to get over it.
>>338510245
CA makes good waifus
the game looks good
The mods are going to be phenomenal.
>>338510245
>I like the Warhammer setting and the Total War series
That's pretty much THE sales-pitch right there.
It looks very well optimized for fucking once, and seems very lore-accurate.
I don't care if you buy it or not, but if you do and don't like it, you can always refund it.
>>338506735
>>338507059
Not a banshee, just a vampire agent (banshees are the ghost women you saw in the vc trailer).
>>338510245
Watch a stream or a Lets Play of it. That's enough to dissuade you or not on buying it.
>>338510421
Not on Steam I can't.
>>338510535
Oh. Well then watch a stream or some youtube gameplay or something. It honestly looks like a great game, especially if you're a fan of both Warhammer and TW.
Look up some streams or something and decide whether you like what you see. If you do, buy it, if you don't, don't.
>>338509342
I know americans aren't really that big on empathy but when a single game costs 1/10 of the average salary you'd think twice about buying shit too.
Now, before you memesters get all out of shape, I know, I'm a subhuman slavshit that doesn't even deserve to live, not to mention actually having fun playing videogames.
>>338506030
>ignore Napoleon
>ignore Shogun 2
>ignore FOTS
>ignore Attila
>ignore Rome 2post-patching
But yeah keep on pretending that your broken dated game is the pinnacle of the franchise.
>>338510535
Except steam has Steam refund...
>>338510746
Are you Polish? Poland is the best country in Europe right now, so you might not be rich and that doesn't say much but you should be proud.
>>338510535
How do yhou mean? Steam offers refunds now and has for like a year.
>>338502668
No it isn't, the narrative of the game for years had been focused on the Empire vs Chaos
>>338510880
I am sure you have a well researched opinion on it.
>>338510761
These are fucking nerds who will ONLY get back into TW again if they make a Medieval 3, they don't like TW they only like high middle ages Europe.
>>338511047
Well lets be real, the other European countries are filled with niggers but you aren't.
Stay based, Poland.
>>338510746
This is a market failure, and it's pretty dumb that prices aren't more flexible to account for differing standards of living. Is there no other distributor so it's not so goddamn expensive to get?
Also it's not Americans who lack empathy. We're pretty big hearted, to be honest. It's Internet Assholes, and this place is full of 'em.
>>338499401
>Buy the game in the first week, with ample enough time to look at reviews, and receive chaos DLC for free.
>I-ITS NOT ON RELEASE! REEEEE
What next anon, are you going to tell us it's a disaster on release because of bugginess, despite having access to a ton of streams?
>>338511235
>other European countries are filled with niggers
But Poland is full of Poles.
>>338505957
>Implying Atilla wasn't one of the best Total War experiences since Shogun 2.
>>338510318
And attilla was so much better, you're right anon. I apologize for being blind to its glorious and vast improvements
>>338511412
You must actually fuck men to prefer degenerate niggers over Slavs.
>>338499107
i preordered it anon
>>338511449
You didn't even play it, so you don't really have a reason to complain.
You just talk about Rome 2 like it raped you in prison.
>>338511412
Poland and Hungary will be the last white countries in 2050 so standards have to adjust accordingly.
>>338511273
Devil's advocate here, what is the benefit for CA to not have it in release?
>>338510880
I fucking wish, poles at least have their steam stores with adjusted pricing if am not mistaken, I'm from an irrelevant pocket country that's got like twelve people living in it so I get shafted with EU prices.
>>338511252
The market is just too small for anyone to consider doing something like that. Russia is a big market, so prices are actually adjusted there. I believe it's the same thing in Poland, but I'm not entirely sure.
>>338511846
Hmm. Well, there's always shady as fuck russian keysellers.
Warhammer Nerd, come and have your questions answered while I wait impatiently for this game
>>338512015
are there whores and sluts in warhammer
>>338511670
But I did.
Raped I was but at least when I got out I didn't write the guy love letters like you are.
>>338512124
Yes, elves
>>338512015
What's better than warhammer?
What's with the "heresy" meme?
>>338512124
Of course, though it's a path to Slaanesh, careful not to overindulge or you'll find yourself taking it up the ass from a Daemonette
>>338512262
Heresy is doing anything that directly feeds into the Chaos Gods power.
>>338512015
Do the Dwarf clans have civil wars and that sort of stuff
Are you supposed to confederate with the other clans or conquer them as the High King?
>>338512015
wanna go get some coffee sometime?
>>338512124
Lahmians
>>338512015
Whats the philosophy behind the orcs? Why waagh is a big deal? Cant they just smoke weed and be like beatles or whatever.
Where could I read some basic lore? I know NOTHING about the lore of warhammer...
tw games need more things happening in them. There are too many boring battles.
There should be a reward for actually fighting battles too.
I will never pay for a CA game on release after the abomination that was rome 2.
I had hundreds of hours in FOTS so I immediately preordered rome 2 (back before steam refunds).
Played 1 hour on release, saw it was utter trash, and deleted it.
Fuck CA.
>>338512214
you do know that Teclis likes to fuck human whores right?
>>338512383
Confederate is definitely more lore appropriate, but Dwarfs are stubborn and never forget a grudge. If one clan had a reason to hate another clan from a thousand years ago, they would still hate them.
Still, Dwarfs are an Elder race with a low population, Dwarf spilling Dwarf blood should be avoided whenever possible.
>>338512458
The Orks are like if black people were civilized.
>>338512465
warhammer has multiple wikias just pick one
1d4chan for /tg/ humor version
>>338512402
No thanks, i'll be in my room for the next three weeks playing Total Warham
>>338512580
-> /pol/
>>338512564
What about the Empire
>>338512465
http://warhammerfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Warhammer_Wiki
>>338506030
>Medieval 2
Keep having fun with your giant blobs uselessly grinding against one another.
>>338511670
>huns
>white
t. Arpad hailing from the great steppe
>>338512667
o-okay, no big deal. maybe next time.
>>338512465
8th edition armybooks
http://www.mediafire.com/folder/2qbp22o8ch8qc/Warhammer_Fantasy_Battles
>>338512696
-> /Clinton rally/
-> /You're a cuck/
>>338512154
I didn't buy Rome 2 though because unlike you I only buy good games.
>>338512794
>slavs are mongolian
stop
>>338511846
>I fucking wish, poles at least have their steam stores with adjusted pricing if am not mistaken
You are sorely mistaken. Your posts are so stupid and uninformed they hurt me to read.
t. A Pole that moved out of that shithole
>>338512794
They were never even occupied by mongols.
>>338511769
Sales, as simple as that, it's to encourage early adopters to get the game at full price in comparison to something like a steam sale. Originally, the chaos slant was pretty shitty, as it was a pre-order bonus exclusively, but the one-week buff and the amount CA has been showing the game does a lot to negate that. Sure, it sucks to pay more money, but it's CA's way of accounting for sales and really is not that shitty, since the faction is still in the game and just not playable if you don't have the DLC.
>>338511540
They're the same thing you retarded subhuman.
>>338512868
>Cant find anything intelligent to say
>Resorts into buzzwords used by other mindless idiots
>Cuck mantra
Aren't you a sharp one.
>>338499107
No Skaven, no buy
>>338512872
>implying I bought it
Fucking kek m8.
With CA at the wheel? I'm not poor but even I won't support some halfbaked game.
>>338512779
>posts weebshit
>people will never take your opinion seriously
LOL
>>338512465
http://warhammerfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Warhammer_Wiki
Happy hunting, just start looking around at articles.
>>338512458
No one knows for sure the origin of the Orcs, but their philosophy is simple. Fighting is the only thing worth a damn in life, the biggest Orc is in charge, and Orcs is best.
>>338512717
The Empire is a Confederacy, each state has more power over itself than the Emperor does, but each region's Elector Counts are bound to serve the Emperor when he comes calling.
If they were to refuse, you'd have justifiable reason enough to invade them.
>>338513175
We're all the same here on our mongolian basketweaving forum anon.
>>338513401
Yeah except the difference is that I'm a productive member of society and I don't worship / post offtopic weebshit despite the fact that japanese people find all westerns inferior.
Literally culturally C U C K E D
>>338513108
>Skavenfags
Do you even HAVE a penis?
>>338508179
What worries me is they seem to be walking back some of the developments they made in Attila. Sanitation and food management, for example, seems to be removed or simplified. Makes me wonder if they'll gut family tree and politics again.
Attila was a positive development in almost every way, I certainly hope they don't get cold feet now. At the very least I hope they've gotten their UI designer permanently unfucked. Rome 2's UI was a goddamn travesty.
>>338512963
I was talking about HUNgarians, you fucking cretin, and they're horsefuckers through and through. They don't even speak an indo-european language, and given that they're linguistically related to the finnish we shouldn't even consider them human.
What faction in Warhammer is based?
>>338513053
No Hans, you are the niggers now
>>338499107
I expect a bunch of underemployed liberal arts majors thinking that memorizing trivia fluff makes them sound intelligent and proclaiming themselves master tactician a because they've memorized game play exploits.
You know, same as literally every other TW game.
>>338513635
The High Elfs. Fuck all foreigners.
>>338512967
Wow calm down Przemek, I thought you had a steam store of your own given that you still use your currency, no need to be so hostile.
>Try a total war game for the first time
So you guys just auto resolve combat right? No one actually enjoys this shit show, right?
>>338507462
Intel i5 3750 quad core 3.4ghz more your size/speed/style?
>>338513674
>that husband
>"Where did it all go so wrong?"
>>338513369
>>338512564
thanks senpai
>>338513635
Bretonnians. Knights all about honor and Chivalry n shit. The strongest knights, called Grail Knights are blessed by the Lady of the Lake and basically become a bunch of Captain Americas.
>>338513681
>I get beaten on "Easy" therefor I must insult people on 4chins to make myself feel better
I would not want your life!
>>338513530
>Yeah except the difference is that I'm a productive member of society
>goes on /v/ and shitposts
wew laddie
>>338513635
Skaven.
![Fadah_17-5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vyF72kE.jpg "Fadah_17-5[1].jpg")
>>338513674
That's basically just another ten-year-old in family.
>>338513674
>that perfect home ruined
>>338514189
>tfw you only squat 200 and still have bigger legs than this guy
>>338513538
No, most Skaven players are girls.
>>338513764
>Shitshow
Thats war m8. You can posture your troops as long as you want but as soon as battle is joined the shitshow begins.
>>338513635
Chaos Dwarves. Just have your slaves dig up earth so you can create things, hang out in your barren shithole of a waste and give no fucks about anything.
>>338514336
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>>338514330
Meanwhile he probably hasn't even heard about squatting and would still fuck your girlfriend.
>>338514413
>The great Pyraminds of Itza will eventually be in the game
PRAISE SOTEK
Ey guys I was saving up for DOOM but should I just get this first because >>338505860 ?
>>338514413
>The plan
Kek, alright. I'll believe it when I see it.
>>338506030
Were you really there when rome 1 launched or medieval 2? it was pretty bad. I think people are overreacting when they say TW launches as of now have been bad... they have always been bad man..
>>338514570
Yes. This DLC-deal will go away and you'll regret it then. Doom isn't going anywhere.
>>338511412
Germans are the niggers of Europe. Polish DNA is aryan Wendish btw, not slav
Pic related, killed by Germans in 1939 invasion
>>338513635
Do you even King Arthur's court knave?
>No pussy bows for nobles, that's cowardly.
>Gunpowder is for pussies.
>Being on foot is for pussies.
>No god like a sexy fucking lake bitch who blesses the bravest of your numbers.
>Calvary heavy armies for days.
>Launching crusades against fantasy kebabs.
>Fucking pegasus knights.
>>338514496
>assuming I have or want a gf
My bf wouldn't go for him
MOST HANDSOME LEGENDARY LORD HERE.
If you dont play as Sigvald you are a fat disgusting neckbeard
>>338514608
6 of the 16 are already in, and the game isn't out yet.
We still have a full trilogy and each one's respective DLC cycle to get through.
>>338514570
If you need to save up for a game - I'd get the one that offers the most replayability to you.
>>338514679
How much will the DLC cost?
