Trailer in 1 (read: ONE) HOUR!
Who /SOLDIER/ here?
>>338498435
53 MINUTES
Also, link to stream?
>>338498435
>>338498540
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClOf1XXinvZsy4wKPAkro2A/videos
I want tohang out withCommander Morrison!
Who will he fight? Each video had a "bad guy" to go after the hero fought some random goons. Maybe Junkrat and/or Roadhog?
>>338498742
thanks
>>338498789
probably looking for the bad guy and fighting that energy company.
Maybe we see Sombra.
>>338498789
That will most likely be the case, since he's a "by-the-book" type soldier while those 2 are just some crazy goons.
>>338498789
It's set in Dorado so Reaper and possiblySombra
>>338498742
>childhood friend comes back after years and has grown into a curvy semen demon
Am I the only one who loves this theme?
>>338498435
We're all Soldiers now.
>>338498967
I thought Reaper, but I figure they wouldn't want to re-use a fight.
>>338498749
me, too
no homo
>>338498742
>Soldier 76 set up Overwatch and helped save the world from the Omnics
>Widow single handedly started the second omnic war
>Tracer fucks up and needs to get saved by a fucking monkey
Tracer is worst girl
>>338499146
He's an ape.
>>338499105
Someone post that Tweet of Randy laughing at Overwatch after the 76 truck hit a car after E3
How would you feel about the major update for next year being a Story Mode?
>>338499230
Why must every Overwatch thread bash Battleborn? Why must this forum be full of non-stop Overwatch threads? Battleborn didn't get this treatment. Battleborn instead was ignored or crapped on non-stop, yet you guys roll out the red carpet for Overwatch.
What is wrong with you people?
>>338498435
The writing's gonna be so generic and cheesy, I can't wait.
>>338499187
you're an ape
>>338499187
a SCIENTIST
>>338499378
Why yes, humans are apes.
>>338498435
Will we see the Blueberry?
>>338499493
Why did you save some resized 9gag tumblr version of this.
>>338499493
tfwZenyattais totally me
>>338499493
>Mercy
>owns at least one piece of Nazi memorabilia
>memorabilia
What, did the Nazis have a fucking gift shop?
>>338499717
Blueberry, Reaper, Tracer, and Winston have already been done before, So I hope it's a new charactermei never ever
>>338500004
to BIG
probably Sombra or that blue Robo dude.
>>338499973
They did, and it did remarkably well, probably because it was run by Jews.
>>338499973
This joke wasn't funny the first time
>>338499367
Battleborn was made by a shitty studio and is a shitty full-priced moba fps
>>338499187
>>338499378
>>338499460
eta on new trailer? 30 mins?
>>338500409
yes
>>338499367
i don't bash Battleborn.
i don't like it and don't talk about it.
>>338500409
Shouldn't it be up on Monday, just like the previous short?
>>338499493
Only accurate ones in this unfunny pic are probably Soldier and Reinhardt.
>>338499717
>tfw waiting for a pre-corruption Amelie skin for Widowmaker
Hnnnnnngh
>>338499367
literally no one in overwatch threads gives a fuck about stillborn. Only battleboredfags seem to perceive any kind of rivalry
>>338500816
https://twitter.com/playoverwatch?lang=de
yesterday they said today
Tell me honestly, what's the likelihood of a new character(sounds?) or anyone else being revealed in this short?
>>338501105
I mentioned Sombra not sounds, my bad
I got my sights on you.
>>338501105
Extremely low. It would be a bad idea to focus on future content right before releasing the game. They need to focus completely on the package they are shipping. Then after launch they can start teasing upcoming characters.
Didn't they have some event/reveal in Hollywood, Paris, and Korea? What was it?
>>338498943
>by the book
>fakes his own death and goes renegade
you wot m8
PC origin with 20% off on Amazon, how much is that? It doesn't say the price.
>>338500816
Tomorrow people will be too busy playing the actual game to watch a short.
>>338501347
Lifesized models I think
>>338501347
gigantic Action Figures? I'm not sure.
>>338501382
price x .20 = ???
did you skip kindergarten
>>338501441
Giant models. Like 15-20 feet tall.
>>338501382
Added to cart, $48.99.
Who would even buy a giant Mei?
>>338501558
Forgot my pic
It's going to take a long time tohot glueproperly
>>338501548
Anon. You mean price x .80.
>bought the game 4 days ago
>still havent shown up in my account
What the fuck Blizzard
>>338501637
Every Mei is giant Mei.
Cause she fat
>>338501661
Tracer looks like fucking Donte in her portrait art
>>338501637
>>338498435
We're all soldiers now
LESS THAN 15 MINUTES
SOMBRA HYPE
>>338501661
>no Giant Mei
shitty promotion is shitty
>>338501775
>talking shit about waifuFUCK YOU
>>338501871
>Tracer
>Waifu
I feel bad for your tastes
>Giving a short to the most boring character in the game
>Who's already showed up in like every other video
>>338501637
i'd buy a giant mei mousepad
>>338501945
It's fine,luv.
>>338501637
>>338502045
I'd buy a giant mei
>>338502287
Too much ass.
>people calling Soldier 76 the most boring in the game
>when Pharah and Symmetra exist
>>338502335
>>people calling Soldier 76 the most boring in the game
literally no one has said that
>>338502335
My friends call him generic 69.
>>338502287
There is no pussy, only feminine cock.
>>338502335
>when Pharah and Symmetra exist
>>338501078
>Blizzard increases the open beta length
>Then they release the game a day early
>Now they release shorts early
Talk about building some good will
>>338502287
Absolutely disgusting.
>>338498540
huh
>>338498749
Can't wait to have this skin so I can actually feel cool using this guy
>>338501078
so wait,im able to play it tomorrow at 7 PM?
>>338502881
Yes. You can pre-load right now and servers go live 4PM Pacific time tomorrow
>>338502602
They release it early so we could update what's left on the game?
>>338502840
>paying $20 extra for a few skins
Secretly releasing a hero would set hype levels off the charts
Please, Blizzard
>>338502943
Then I will pick up my copy by tomorrow as soon as im done at work.
>>338502972
>bein a poor lil bitch
>>338502972
>he doesn't have Amazon Prime
Origins edition is $48 on Amazon plus you get a $10 gift card, so it's actually cheaper than the base edition.
>>338502972only preorder option available for consolecucks
IT'S OUT
>>338503119
LIES
I SEE NOTHING
WHERE IS IT?
IT'S 1PM WHERE'S THE FUCKING SHORT BLIZZARD
>>338503076
>>338503093
>Wasting money on DLC when you can unlock the other for free in game
Let it be reminded that just because people in this thread are gonna buy the game it doesn't mean we have to be happy about it
>>338503093
except you're paying for a shitty yearly delivery service as well
I bet you're the same fag that keeps saying FREE GAMES from PS+
>>338503231
>>338503180
>>338503119
OP made the thread less than an hour ago you idiots. Wait a few more minutes
THEY LIED
EVERYBODY RIOT
PRE-ORDER CANCELLED
>>338503314
No it's not, it's 10 AM.
>>338503076
>bragging about getting tricked by jews
>>338503314
>>338503367
You're wrong, it's 19:00
>>338503315
Origins skins can't be unlocked in game. They're pre-order only.
>>338503346
Prime has already paid for itself for me, but thanks for your concern.
>>338503368
>bragging about bein a poor lil bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPRRupAM4DI
ITS HERE
>>338503367
>>338503441
no it's 1300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPRRupAM4DI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPRRupAM4DI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPRRupAM4DI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPRRupAM4DI
Its time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPRRupAM4DI
AY ALEJANDRA
>Alejandra
hnngggg
Worst short
>literally only 76
Why
Can this shit get any more generic and blatant?
Seriously, it's like someone's making strawman propaganda for these robots.
We're all soldiers now
Such pixar
Lost Muertas did nothing wrong, they don't show you that they were transporting medicine to the hospital and that omnic had attempted to rob a store just before she arrived.
>>338503541
AYY AYY SI SEÑOR
Such a fucking boring short
The robotfags vs racists is so pushed it's getting cringey.
Generic75 or whatever didn't deserve a trailer.
Salty Nostalrius cuck reporting in. I just caved and bought it. God damn you Blizzard, don't fucking disappoint me again.
I like 76 but eeeeeeeehhhhhh
>watch the video
>some cool action scenes
>literally nothing else
Well, was up dumb to hope for some hints or more story revelations I guess
That was so fucking generic
The fuck
76 wasn't even the main character of the short
And what the fuck happened to "I led Overwatch for over 20 years. Some people used to call me a hero. Those were the good old days, they didn't last" part from the coca cola trailer
>no sombra
EVERYBODY RIOT
>no SOMBRA
PRE-ORDER CANCELLED
omnic lives matter
shit
>even in vidya Mexico isn't safe and riddled with cartels
He's fucking Batman with a gun
Sold
Pros
>Delicious brown loli
>Soldier 76
>light up tattoos on the gangsters
>fucking hover trucks
Cons
>76 doesn't say "I've got you in my sights" when he uses his ult
>76 doesn't say "we're all soldiers now"
>No other heroes
Weakest of the shorts so far but still good.
Pretty boring honestly.
>>338504203
That's from his Origin trailer, that coca cola trailer just edited in there
[grunting intensifies]
WORLD'S BEST DAD
>I'M BATMAN! GRRRRRR!
Lame.
>Soldier 76
>a hero
top kek, nigger fucking murders everyone and even hesitated to help the kid
>no Sombra reveal
Meh
I thought she would be the girl's mother or some shit.
NO SOMBRA
O
S
O
M
B
R
A
Meh
>>338504263
For sure, those light up tats were rad
>they didn't see Sombra near the 5:00 mark
How do you go from Dragons to this?
Wayyy worse than dragons
>>338504150
This wasn't a trailer for him
it was an Origin story for Sombra, which is some absolute shit because I still want my Reaper v. Soldier showdown
Most boring character
This short was very befitting of soldier 76: generic and boring as fuck
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
PRE ORDER CANCELLED
>Real American hero standing up to mexican thugs
Can't stump the trump
>>338504363
They revealed them in the wrong order I guess.
>>338504263
>No "I'm just a soldier" as he's walking away
That's all I wanted. Overall I liked it though.
>>338498435
thank you for letting me know viral-san
>hanzo trailer
>hanzo kills a robot and knocks some other guys out
>soldier 76 trailer
>straight up kills 2 people and attempts to kills others
based 76
Meh.
76 is such a boring hero, even his animated short is not about him
>>338504360
You're full of shit m8
>>338504263
> tfw 12 is legal in Brazil
Brown girls best girls.
WHAT IF THE MOM IS SOMBRA
>S76 spends more time snarling than talking
>that shit voice acting on the girl
God damn
>spend all this time crafting these trailers
>don't reveal anything about the characters
>76 doesn't say his line when his visor locks on
>keeps growling
what
Is this a Hideo Kojima production?
>>338503541
BELOW AVERAGE
I was expecting more. That trailer makes Soldier 76 even more generic.
I liked the whole stubborn Captain America thing he had going before but that was absent.
Isn't 76 supposed to be Reapers main rival and the actual hero of Overwatch?
Why the fuck is he saving inconsequential little girls from random thugs that have no relevance to the story?
76 confirmed for supporting child prositution.
>>338504428
Soldier "The Beaner Cleaner" 76
Soldier "Go away spic, you make me sick" 76
Soldier "White makes right" 76
Is there going to be an animated short about Junkrat and Roadhog?
>/v/ tells me this is a teaser for new heroes
>it's not
>/v/ tells me Sombra will be in this short
>she isn't
Why is /v/ so shit at predicting things?
>overwatch isn't being shilled
REMOVE MEXICUNTS
WAIT SO WHAT
THE LITTLE GIRL WAS SOMBRA RIGHT?
BUT
HOW THE FUCK
HOW FUCKING OLD IS SOLDIER 76
WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK
Who is this Sombra everyone keeps mentioning? Haven't been following Overwatch for a bit now.
Pharah trailer when
>>338504665
Just like in my Anime Memes!
That was boring as fuck.
>>338504726
Little girl hero
B A S E D B L I Z Z A R D
>>338504727
Pharah got a comic, I doubt they'll do a short for her too
>>338504664
>why is this hero doing heroic things?
End yourself.
>>338504726
>HOW FUCKING OLD IS SOLDIER 76
He's not a young man anymore
what does /v/ think about little brown girls?
>>338504691
They've got a top quality comic going.
Pretty underwhelming desu
>widow kills a robot
>hanzo kills more robots
>now they're beating them up on the streets
Zenyatta when, fuck these humans up
>>338503541
>beaner country
>90% of the villains are white dudes
wew lad
>>338504485
The goons were probably part of his Yakuza family though, it's probably being run by someone else since he left.
Besides if they leave who is going to guard the resting place of his sword, which he used to kill Genji? It's obvious they were his people working for someone else, hence why he didn't want to kill them. Except the Omnic because fuck degeneracy robotfuckers, nippon banzai!
> previous cinematics
> nobody dies, only Omnics
> 76 cinematic
> mexicunts drop left and right
Beautiful.
>>338504691
They're cool characters so never ever
>>338504691
as the only two interesting characters in that entire boring cast, I hope so.
although they need to release shorts in which multiple characters interact with each other from the game, as adversaries and not allies
>>338504870
>nobody dies
The guy with the minigun got exploded
Kinda meh. this won't make me buy the game.
It was alright. Better than "Alive".
>>338504907
>although they need to release shorts in which multiple characters interact with each other from the game, as adversaries and not allies
The first three shorts were all literally multiple characters from the game interacting as adversaries.
>>338504790
That was Symmetra, not JUSTICE
>>338504907
how can they be the only interesting characters when their character design(not gameplay) is almost more generic than soldier 76?
>>338504959
are you okay anon?
>>338504870
The guys that he shot with tactical visor fell off of the building and the guy with the minigun got blown the fuck up
>People expecting Sombra announcement
>Blizz clearly states that there are no hero announcements coming this week
what's wrong with you people
Anyone else think the trailer makes Soldier 76 look like a complete asshole?
>previous trailers, nobody dies really (they just get knocked out, except for the Omnic Widow Assassinates)
>this trailer
>soldier 76 killing thugs left and right
jesus christ
>>338504691
Junkrat, Roadhog, McCree and Zenyatta will never get shorts because they're actually interesting
>>338505029
You obviously haven't seen the newest comic.
>>338505029
they both got comics numbnuts
>>338505029
Both got a comic.
>>338505029
And Pharah got a comic, too.
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/pharah-mission-statement
Blizzard will never top Meet the Spy
>>338505029
Pharrah got a comic like over night without announcement. It's her just flying in and shooting her rocket and then learning the moral of the story or some shit go read it.
>>338504959
>>338505043
> I can't read
>Stealing money from a little girl
The fuck.
>>338504705
>people excited for release are now shills
wew lad
>Not even maxicans like Omics
Omics confirmed for the niggers of the Overwatch univers
>>338504996
I thought alive was to short just like dragons. They want you to feel for whats going on, but they restrict themselves to a small span of time.
>>338504582
I've never understood why murricans voice acting was so shit.French voices are superior
>>338505132
>I
stopped reading there, son.
>>338505073
>killing thugs makes you a asshole
>killing mexican cartel members makes you a asshole
wew
>>338503541
>BWUBBWUBWBUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB
>>338505130
Meet the Spy was mediocre at best. Blizz will never top Meet the Demoman.
>>338505073
he's Batman now anon
76 was never supposed to be a hero of any kind
>>338505132
oh god i'm fucking retarded hurf durf
I'll be honest, after Dragons which was decent and got better after repeated viewings, this short was EXTREMELY disappointing. You couldn't have made a more generic cringe-worthy trailer if you tried.
Blizzard needs to get rid of fucking Metzen and his shitty designs and shitty writing and hire a writer worth a shit. Every other Blizz cinematic nowadays makes me cringe at how mismatched the superior visuals are with the awfully uninspired writing and dialogue. I guess Pixar/Disney is made by its writing team at the end of the day, and not its graphics.
>>338504726
Sombra is pharah mother, she's Egyptian,not fucking Mexican.
>>338504664
He's supposed to be in Mexico investigating some shady energy company with ties to Overwatch shutting down. Sombra is also supposed to be there dealing with them. But instead of revealing another villain, we had to get a generic hero story befitting of the generic tutorial hero.
>>338505073
He maybe kills the minigun guy
everyone else he just knocked out
He beat one guy unconscious with a pinata.
A fucking pinata.
Paper and candy.
I don't think his intention was to kill.
>You saved me... why?
Who reacts to someone saving their life like this?
>look at the poor robots they didn't do nuthin
Why the fuck do they keep trying to push this when the entire plot of the game is that overwatch had to form because the robots went on a murderous rampage?
And the war is still going on in Russia
Meh, wasn't as good as The Dragons.
Alexandra and minigunb punk confirmed for heroes,
I know we're suppose to feel pity for this bratty little shit, but she really should've ran. The beaner let those guys run off in their reverse-stanced pickup and got 76 hurt. Fuck her tbqh pham.
Christ almighty, why the fuck is Blizzard pushing this Robot SJW narrative in this game?
This campaignless, MP that doesn't make narrative sense only, game?
>literally beating a Mexican with a pinata
Pretty good
>>338505261
I want Hanzo eating his dragon like that one pic with the giant gummy worm
Did no one else get pissed off by the die hard line? Come up with something fucking original Blizzard
WHERE THE FUCK IS SOMBRA
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>338504258
>>338504325
Punisher
>>338505307
Evil people.
The girl killed pharahs mum.
>>338505331
#NotAllRobots
#RobotLivesMatter
>>338505240
That was objectively the worst one. The audio was completely fucked up.
>>338505307
Characters written by morons
>>338505307
Someone who lives in a shithole and is so used to thuggery that an act of kindness is a surprise.
>Dragons explains Hanzo and Genji's backstories, clearly defines their character traits, has a cool fight scene and sets the stage for their future in the game
>This gives context to literally nothing and consists purely of Soldier 76 dropping a shit ton of mexicans in a generic "good guy doesnt think hes a good guy but saves the little girl from the bad guys, he was a hero all along" skit
>that Junkrat and Roadhog graffiti
Does this mean they get the next short
Bliz pls
>>338505293
>maybe kills the minigun guy
Nigga, he fired 3 rockets at the guy on a truck which also exploded.
He's fucking dead.
>Omincs try and wipe out the entire human race
>WOOOOOW WHY DON'T YOU TRUST THEM???
Way too heavy-handed there Blizz.
Especially since that scene boiled up to nothing.
So...
Soldier 76... is batman.
wooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww
>>338505331
#NotAllOmnics
>>338505389
Oh god please
Now i want an 1 hour long animated movie about Zarya killing omnics in different cruel ways.
>>338505038
because they offer an anti-hero sort of character archetype.
They seem more human than anyone else, everyone in the overwatch cast is naive about their ideals. Roadhog and junkrat seem way more human, because their desires are more realistic and selfish.
Take tracer who just keeps babbling "cavalry's here" as she champions omnic-human diversity.
Roadhog is junkrat's bodyguard, and gets half of whatever junkrat gets. He's a junker and had to survive in a war torn, toxic area destroyed by omnics, so now he's working with junkrat.
Since junkrat's life was ravaged by omnics as well, he has innate distrust of them, in fact he hates them.
This omnic racism is what makes junkrat seem actually fucking real, instead of bill nye the gorilla or anyone else. Just take a look at what a joke the reaper character is
>>338505521
>all germans are nazis and shouldnt be trusted
This is you.
Why can't Blizzard into cinematics anymore?
>>338502506
you must be at least 18 to post here
>>338505446
Generic character, generic cinematic.
I'm surprised he didn't hugged delicious loli at the end like most of this type of characters usually do.
>>338502972
i paid 38 € for the origin edition
what the fuck was that
Half of the trailer is about some little girl
Soldier 76 becomes batman and beats on hispanics, even though there is no way they had anything to do with the fall of Overwatch
>>338505513
And 76 survived a grenade blast to his backside with only some minor damage to his jacket.
By far the worst one, give me a D.VA
>nothing neo-blizzard shits out will ever top meet the medic
like holy fuck, this one was so generic that even meet the heavy (weakest short) is above it.
>>338505629
But they are. Merkel ruined Europe's any hope for the white future.
>>338504317
Awww.
>>338505376
Soldier "Beaner Cleaner" 76