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ITT: Witcher 3 shilling thread. Who here excited for new skellige
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ITT: Witcher 3 shilling thread.
Who here excited for new skellige gwent deck?
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>>338492878
>$59.98 Gwint simulator that comes with $0.01 worth of rpg game
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More excited about Witcher 1 armor and armor dyes desu.
I'm probably not going to switch from my OP siege deck anyway.
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I wish Witchers were good games
So much wasted potential
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Has witcher 3 taken the crown for most overrated game of all time?
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>>338493212
Nope, no game can take that title from any of the valve games.
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>>338493005
Well meme'd buddy.
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>>338493212
>Has witcher 3 taken the crown for the greatest game of all time?
FTFY
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>>338493360
The answer would be yes.
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>>338493351
But I thought last of us was the last champ

>>338493360
Point in case desu sempai
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>>338493212
more like comfiest game of all time tbph famalam
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>>338493360
>20 big macs
>only refilled drink once
>probably gained 1 pound because metabolism

Nigga the fuck is with these people.
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>>338493721
Last of Us is a contender but half life, portal or tf2 is still the king.
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>>338493763
You should see her other stuff.
She eats like 7 kg of ramen at once.
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I hope Lambert comes to visit the villa you get
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>>338493212
you've misspelled bioshock infinite
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>>338493721
Nope, the last of us is a really great game.
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>>338493763
Probably pukes most of it up off camera.
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I love how this expansion really gets at the heart of witcher gameplay. You press that witcher vision button, and you feel that immersion, I could follow those trails for hours. I love how accessible the game is, you can't get lost like you could in oblivion because they actually knew how to MARK THEIR FUCKING PATHS. Like why can't other rpg's do this? Do they know nobody has fun being lost? I tried playing dragon age II and it had no witcher senses or pathmarkers. I dropped that shit in like 5 minutes. I thought it would be unlockable later but i guess the devs like leading you on some wild goose chase instead of letting you actually play the game. Like I don't see the point in making something so difficult. Bioware has a lot to learn from CDPR. I just think for the witcher 4 they should add the auto run button with roach for when you're on foot. Like anyone wants to sit around holding forward all day...
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>Finished W3+Hearts of stones
>finished all sidequests except those involving gwent
>no idea about the rules
>newer won a single gwent game
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>>338494912
>never won in real life
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>>338494912
I was naive like you

"Gwent doesn't look interesting, and it probably is just a shitty minigame"

Then I won a couple of times and got a decent deck. Boy was I mistaken

You should definitely give it a try
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>>338494823
nah you'd lose your teeth
you can eat a huge amount then poop it out and you wont gain much weight as opposed to eating those 20 burgers over a week
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>>338492878
Me, me, me, me.
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>>338495068
Gwent was really weird for me. Didn't pay attention to it much early on but started winning all the gwent games I played after getting a good deck. But I still find it's not that fun. Actually seems sorta like a chore
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Is there any way to make the combat movement less retarded? It feels like I'm walking in mud while fighting and changing direction is a pain in the ass.
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>>338495395
Hey this is a shill thread, only positive things about the game. Witcher games are a paramount to realism. If it feels clunky to you then maybe you just didnt buy enough dlc.
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>>338495395
Well being a retard, it's not the game, it's you so that can't be fixed.
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>>338495523
KEK
>>338495395
But on the other hand it's definitely a weird movement system. I've been playing with the alternative movement style in the options and it still feels a bit sluggish. Just use that I'd say.
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>>338494901
No negativity allowed
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>>338495540
I agree a retarded blind baby could beat this game
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>>338494823
Even getting it all in in the first place is an achievement.
She also eats a lot of shit in live streams. Probably has some fucked up 1 in a million stomach.

I know the concept of not being fat is strange to Americans but not everything is a fraud.
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>>338495706
How am I being negative? Are you some kind of bioware shill? The witcher 3 is better than dragon age. Nobody wants to sit around lost in your dumb games bioware, and the combat is too hard too, fucking artificial difficulty where are the potions?
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>>338493212
No that's either Skyrim or one of the GTAs.
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>>338493360
Can she make a video of her pooping all of it out?
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>>338492878
Is the alternative movement better?
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>>338496101
Yes. Give it a go. It feels tighter and easier to manage.
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This game was the biggest dissapointment I have ever played. It's basically an easter egg hunt except you know where the eggs are.
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>>338496101
You could just try it out yourself
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>>338495943
Passive aggressive: the post

Also just started NG+ is there another tier of witcher gear beyond mastercrafted unlocked?
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>>338496101
it seemed jitteryer that standard
only thing i noticed about it
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I never played gwent, did not really understand it, am i missing out?
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>>338496256
Legendary
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>>338493212

GTFO,you misspelled Bloodborne

>>338493360
>>Has witcher 3 taken the crown for the greatest game of all time?

You damn right Anon
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>>338496256
Are you trying to say you're better at the witcher than me? Buddy I can follow paths like no other. I tape down the witcher vision button even when I'm playing other games. You laid out a trail of bread crumbs? I'm already at the end.
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We nosferatu now

https://youtu.be/ZEJT5XRftOU?t=111
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>>338496218
>It's basically an easter egg hunt except you know where the eggs are.
Press "M" to open your map, then "F" to open your filter tab, then find the "?" symbol, and click on the eye next to it to filter the undiscovered locations out.
Congratulations, your entire complaint about the game is now solved. Kinda sad that you haven't figured it out yourself though.
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>TheBull94 still at it
You lost faggot. W3 sold well, reviewed well, and is still liked on /v/ and no amount of shitposting on your part can change that.
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>>338492878
did they release any card spoilers yet?
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>>338496510
It's not even a complaint

"the game has content that isn't fun to do"

then don't fucking do it. It doesn't even amount to 30% of the fucking game, and people still whine that in a 120 hour game, 30 hours are kinda boring to do

Jesus christ I hate shitposters
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>>338492878
I would appreciate more neutral spy cards.
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>>338496456
Yeah fuck bloodborne dude, every time someone starts taking about the witcher even if bloodborne isnt mentioned you know they're from shillware shills dude. I played bloodborne and your character is just weak dude. You never know where to go and you can't even talk to anyone to get hints. Game is fucking bullshit, not even close to the paragon of fairness that is GOTY winner The Witcher 3
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>>338496218
>turn off poi "?" markers
>turn off quest highlights on map
>spend much of the game just walking around exploring making sure to take a different path every time
>took 180 hours to beat it that way
>didn't even get bored

You should try it. It really adds a lot not just blindly running from ? to ? on the map just to get it over with.
I know quests were pretty linear and guided you every step but there was more to the game than them. To me at least.
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>>338496660
FUCK YOU Northern Realms strong
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So I bought Witcher 3 a few days ago. Why am I always broke? I only really play for Gwent and I take contracts and missions to get more cards.
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Are they going to add more stuff in Skelliger
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>>338496659
Yeah dude just stay on the path fucking retards leaving to do other shit like this is some kind of "open world game" fucking retards
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>>338496387
Is it just the weapons or does armor also have another upgrade? Google is being a bit vague
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Just bought the game for xbone. I need tips to kill that griffin at the start of the game.
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>>338496701
>All that mad
So do you just get instantly triggered whenever you see the word Witcher?
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>>338496701
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>>338496853
both
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>>338496716
No fuck you, fuck your spies and your Foltest siege buff, fucking faggots, I hope it gets nerfed.
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>>338496738
You sure you are not bleeding money on cards?
Generally speaking, it takes a while till you get your first capital, because most side quests and contracts early on pay very poorly.
Then you do the Keira's cave quest and you'll be suddenly swimming in dosh and never have money problems ever again...
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>>338496854
[Spoiler] git gud [\spoilers]
Nah but if you're starting on DM its probably one of the hardest fights.
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>>338496854
Just lower the difficulty. There's no easy way to cheese him like the Dark Souls game.
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Witcher 3 is my favorite walking simulator. Has a pretty decent story to. Best graphics of any walking simulator.
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>>338497016
I just finished that mission. It was horrible. She wants me to come and fuck though
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>new skellige gwent deck

Will that even matter?

I've already beaten literally everybody at Gwent and have all the special cards.
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>>338496891
>>338496935
Duude go back to your thread from shills go play more dick souls 3 I'll be banging my waifu triss. Can u even have SEX? In bloodborne? Yeah didn't think so. Go home little virgin this game is rated M
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>>338496838
Nothing wrong with walking off the beaten paths. What is stupid is to complain that treasure locations are revealed when them being revealed is entirely fucking optional.
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>>338497027
>>338497028
I'm playing on the second hardest difficulty. The fucker is a crossbow sponge and it's lunge attack takes 3/4 of my health.
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>>338496738

>Why am I always broke?

They only equipment you should ever, EVER pay for are the unique Witcher Gear.

Sell everything else, and the trash equipment will be your biggest source of gold.
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>Can't play Gwent online
>Too expensive IRL
>Not even an app
Shame really desu
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>>338497120
for all the gwent players in BnW, duh
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>>338493212
mad as fuck
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>>338497217
If you can't handle the difficulty go back to bloodborne faggot. When you turn the difficulty slider up health bars get bigger like in any good game
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>>338497307
Tfw there was a site where you could play and CDPR shut it down.
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>>338497217
Only use the crossbow to bring him down when he's in the air. I also played on the xbone version and died a few times on blood and broken bones. Use the thunderbolt potion to get damage buff and keep some food items available if you don't have swallow
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>>338497151
>G-go away, can't you see I'm s-shitposting
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>>338497217
>crossbow

People actually use that thing?
I unequipped it first hour into the game because it looked ugly on my back and never touched it for 200 hours again.
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>>338496701
You...you tell em bro,we know what Sony exclusive should be game of the year for that year and many years to come
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I hope theres a merchant in toussant that sellls superior diagrams that you never found
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>>338497151
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>>338497217
Use quen, roll from his attacks don't dodge. Roll towards him so you can attack after the dodge.
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>>338497309

Obviously there will be new people. Duh.

I'm asking whether it will matter that there's a new deck to choose when all of my decks already have more neutral/special cards than deck-specific cards.

Right now, it doesn't really matter whether I play Northern Realms or Nilfgaard, since I'm just dishing out Geralt, Cirri, Letho, Roche, etc. in both decks
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>>338497193
Yeah just fuck around in the settings, don't press half the buttons on the controller that auto path you to the quest goal
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>>338497217
The crossbow really does not serve to cause damage as much as it serves to take the creature down from the skies.
Just observe the attack pattern the creature has. Use roll instead of dodge, use the potion that increases damage, and hit the fucker with strong attacks.
You can also use Quen which will soak up a single attack, which is good because the gryph has a relatively slow attack rate. If you still can't dodge his attacks, slow him down with yrden.
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So I just bought Witcher 2 cause it was on sale. Am starting from Witcher 2 then going to Witcher 3.

What am I in for?
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>>338497596
Never got in to Gwent didn't know there was a Geralt card how powerful is it? All I remember is Regis being way underpowered.
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>>338497501

It knocks monsters out of the air and is the only way to fight underwater monsters.

How the fuck did you did you fight swimming drowners or survive sirens in Skellige? Unless you played on easy?
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>>338497696
Fun
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>>338497696
Disappointment that 3 isnt half the game 2 was
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>>338497696
Pretty shit combat
Pretty interesting story
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>>338497551
His name is Gremist and he lives in Skellige
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Anyone here played through the game with brutal combat mod?
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>>338496854
Well, stop being shit. Hell, you even have help. If you're having problems with that you should probably turn the difficulty down.
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>>338497393
I've never played bloodborne I don't have a ps4

>>338497443
The crossbow is doing more damage than my sword. I've never played any other witchers so I'm going in blind.

>>338497671
Thanks for the tips. I haven't really been using magic enough.
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>>338492878
>tfw bought both physical sets of gwent decks
>tfw learn that there's going to be a new skellige deck
>tfw feel ripped off

It's not fucking fair guys
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>>338497842
>2
>Better than 3
Good one. Combat is worse, Witcher contracts are worse, music is worse, and before the EE the game was blatantly unfinished.
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>>338497763
I just ignored the drowners. They can't do shit to you even on DM because all they do is pull you down a little.
Aard and timed counter attacks for sirens.
If you shoot a siren from a boat if falls into the water and you have to tediously wait until they get into the air again anyway.
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How many hours did you all get out of hearts of stone?
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>>338497614
Yeah, mess around with the settings. That is what most people do because they aren't complete retards and understand that games can be customized in some degrees. Witcher senses do lead you towards your goal, but in most cases you don't need to do it as the relevant cues (with the exception of stenches) are visible by naked eye if you are perceptive. And yes, if there is some feature that you dislike, you don't have to use it. It's presence, as it's not mandated, does not detract from the game.

Also, I thought we were talking about poi's, which have nothing to do with witcher senses what so ever.
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>>338497972
are you using the silver sword?
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>>338497763
I didn't even know you could use the crossbow underwater an still managed to get almost all the smuggler caches on blood and broken bones, although those fucking drowners where infuriating when they kept nibbling on me
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>>338497935
yeah but he only has bomb recipes, not the oil ones I need
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>>338497151

Hahaha Jesus you faggots STILL can't get over the fact that Witcher 3 won all the GOTY awards and stole the spotlight from Dark Souls Rehash 2015?

Don't worry though Blood & Wine is just an expansion, Dark Souls Rehash 2016 won't have to compete with it for GOTY.
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>>338497751

Geralt, Cirri, Roche, Letho, and a few other characters I'm forgetting all have 15 attack (the highest) and are immune to any and all card effects.

You get them for completing the gwent quests and they're "neutral" and thus can be put into any of the decks.

There is no reason not to load all of your decks full of them and steamroll everyone.

There are other unique neutrals, like the elven sage who's a 0-attack spy, Dandelion who serves as an immune attack-doubler for the front line, or Yennefer who's a 7-attack medic.
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>>338497696
Witcher 2 has a better story than 3, you interact with the nobility a lot more. One of the reason I'm really hype for blood and wine.
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>>338498061
I think steel. I sold my silver one and I didn't realize I didn't have enough for the better one I was going to buy.
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>>338498128
Roche and Letho are only 10 (and they aren't neutral), Geralt and Ciri are the only ones at 15
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>>338498209
you fucked up majorly, restart
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>>338497696
Crappy combat in the second game, a lot of characters and lore which will confuse the fuck out of you, some really beautiful art direction, visuals, music and really good, if a bit impenetrable story.

>>338497842
At this point you are just desperately shouting anything that you hope will be controversial. Seriously, you are one pathetic shitposter.

>>338497972
>The crossbow is doing more damage than my sword.
You are doing something wrong then. You ARE using the silver sword, right?
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>>338498209
Shit you're a dummy ,you need a silver sword to fight monsters. The steel sword will do fuck all damage against monsters, you're going to have to reload and get a silver sword.
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>>338498117
Yeah tell em dude, not only did witcher 3 win geoff keighly's game of the year but we also got 10/10s from kotaku, ign, polygon and all the other awesome vidya sites. Does bloodborne meet with that kind of massive approval from video game experts? I don't think so.
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>>338498247
I had a feeling I was making it much more difficult. I'm definitely using the steel sword
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>>338498376
DISSENTING OPINION TIME TO USE MY WITCHER SENSES TO BLOCK IT OUT
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>>338498462
I was playing really drunk and wasn't paying attention to the tutorials as much I should have. In my defense.
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I really wish potions didn't carry over to NG+.

How does this work? So I'll start out with max Swallow and that's it for the whole game?
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>>338498209
Jesus dude you haven't ever heard of silver being good on monsters? Using silver bullets to kill werewolfs? This is really common in fantasy/folk lore.
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>>338498209
Yeah, that's the problem. You are fucked without a silver sword, you get major damage reduction when using steel sword on monsters. Try buying your old sword out, or find other way to get a different one. There is a crafting blueprint for Viper silver sword in the graveyard crypt near white orchard, if you can get your hands on some basic tools + a silver block, you can have the Nilfgaardian supply officer to make it for you.
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>>338498464
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>>338498673
I've heard it being effective against werewolves. Not Griffins.
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I havent played the wither 3 yet cause i was waiting for all the dlc , since i think if i had played it i probably wouldnt go back to the game for each dlc after months of break.

Anybody else feels like that?
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>>338498709
I'll figure it out
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>>338498932
Yeah because the game has the same level of depth as your average ubisoft title maybe?
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>>338498247

Oh yeah, you're right.

http://thewitcher3.wiki.fextralife.com/Gwent+Cards

It's been a little while. Each of the decks have 3-5 10-attack immune cards, plus you can load all the good neutrals into every one the decks, which makes them all feel kinda samey.
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>>338498827
Fair enough. Witcher lore is a bit different, all monsters are weak to silver because they are from a different world or something like that.
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What witcher gear do you start with that you are supposed to save for later?
I got silver and steel swords and the chest armor
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>>338499021
Your posts have all the quality control of a Bethesda game.
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>>338498932
>since i think if i had played it i probably wouldnt go back to the game for each dlc after months of break.
The option to start a "new" game with a level 30 character in order to play through the DLC really removed that problem for me. You can just jump into the game, play through the DLC, then quit out without having to worry about anything.

I would actually be more worried about player fatigue than reluctance to revist the game after months. With both of the DLC, the whole game extends to some 160 hours of core content. Given that the game has a bit of mechanical variety issue, this might actually be exhausting and tiring to run through it all in one extended period of time.
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Why do kids get so triggered by the witcher?
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>>338499081
there's only like 4 neutral units that are worth it
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>>338499235
Am I projecting that all this time I too am a subpar video game?
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>>338493360
>being fat is not genetic
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>>338499092
all the green gear except the Viper swords are needed to upgrade to the next tier
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>>338499092

The Viper gear has no other upgrade paths. Don't bother holding onto it (unless they've added something in the DLC).

Griffin will be the first set of real Witcher Gear. You'll get an actual quest to find the pieces, which you should prioritize.

Once you get Cat and Bear (Wolf is different and you can't get it until 3/4s of the way through the game), you can leap-frog between Griffin, Cat, and Bear whenever you level up past your current armor and you'll never find better random equipment.
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>>338499308
Kids on /v/ get triggered by literally everything - the bigger the subject matter is, the greater tantrum they throw. Nothing triggers /v/ more than people enjoying something though. And plenty of people enjoyed that game. There are quite literally thousands of people here who find such notion physically discomforting.
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>>338499582
Yes we're all violently convulsing in our chairs at the thought of you enjoying running along the red line with a vacant look on your face you got it kid you're totally that important.
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>>338499582
DELETE THIS
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>>338499387

>Geralt,
>Cirri
>Yennefer
>Triss
>Vessimir
>Dandelion
>Mysterious Elf
>Villentretenmerth
>Scorch

Considering a Gwent deck should only be 22 cards, that's a third of my deck right there. Add in the other 3 to 5 10-attack heroes, that's at least half of every deck being exactly the same.
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Why does any mention of Witcher 3 make so many people so buttmad?

"NO IT'S NOT A GOOD GAME. SHITTY GWENT SIMULATOR WITH SHIT COMBAT AND SHIT STORY STOP ENJOYING IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
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>>338499816
O look it's straw man-man you find that brain you were looking for?
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>>338499783
I can feel you shaking from all the way over there buddy.
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>>338499783
You are though.you hate this game yet you've been lurking this from the start posting passive aggressive statements.
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>>338500001
It's liked and it's popular.
A deadly combo for any game.
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>>338493360
How long did that take? She's literally the slowest eater I've ever seen
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>>338499924
>Triss
>Vesemir
>worth it
and utility cards don't count
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>>338500016
Stop it,dont make fun of me
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>>338500020
Just absolutely livid, I'm this close to saying "u mad bro?" to deflect how mad I am but you beat me to it, which just makes me more mad. Oh there i go frothing at the mouth again brb gonna grab a towel.
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>>338500107
The retard has deluded himself into thinking he's not actually upset.
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>>338500263
sir there is no reason to be this upset
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>>338500365
Ok back got my towel, still frothing a bit though I think one of you must at least on a subconscious level enjoys the game a bit less now since I have calmed down a bit.
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>>338497696
Best game in the series.
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>>338500659
>>338500263
>this guy's face
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LOL how mad are these anti witcher shills, i just got finished playing vodka and kurwa expansion and i gotta say I really enjoyed the quest where you hit the auto run button on the horse and it takes you to the quest destination
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>>338500932
>>338500659
>this asshurt samefag
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>>338499816
>>338500171
>>338496891
>>338497492
>>338497523
This shit wasn't even funny when it started.
I feel like only one person posts them at this point.
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>>338500659

No matter how many dismissively sarcastic comments you make the fact that you're still here shitposting will only continue to reinforce the notion that you're a sad sperg.
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Just like to point out that the raving shitposter flooding this thread is currently also flooding a blood borne thread with exactly the same shit posts, except in reverse.
It's one dedicated little cunt, I'll give him that.
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>>338501231
But I'm not. That must mean one of you is mad enough to go ahead and attack that bloodborne strawman you guys created. Or that there might be more than one person shitposting on /v/ at the same time. Maybe that's why you autists like this game, it strokes your dick even though you're fucking retarded.
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>>338501068
Bloodborne fag that's not amused his game WILL NEVER BE GOTY material

Are you not entertained anon?
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Just got to the part with the bloody baron and helping him turn his dead child into a luberkin. Even on NG+ this is still my favorite quest and the best quest line imo.
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>>338501231
That is pathetic holy shit
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>>338501516
Lol
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>>338501640
Did they fix the inability to save before the 10 wraiths attack you yet?
I needed about 8 tries to beat it on Death March and every single fucking time I had to go down to the grave first and wait for the baron to catch up.
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>>338500659
You're still here.
You're still desperately shitposting.
You're still mad as fuck.
>>338501231
God damn TheBull94 is pathetic.
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>>338502047
just save it before the baron gets on the ruins.
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Hey guys I just got this game, do the quests get any harder later on? It seems like the witcher senses just show me right where I have to go.
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>>338502047
They haven't unfortunately, thankfully it isn't as difficult on NG+ DM. They should fix that though.
I recommend Yrden and Spector oil and its much easier, that's how I beat it on my blood and broken bones playthrough.
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My rich friendo bought me all the games, but told me to read the books first which I am.
I am currently a few chapters into Blood of Elves and it is great, but the chapters are way too long for me to plow through.

People keep telling me that the Novels aren't that good, is this true?
I am loving this first one and the Short stories were either "pretty ok" or "great".
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>>338492878
>there are people who genuinely think Witcher 3 still needs shilling

Game won so many awards I don't think it really matters at this point.
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>>338502450
The games aren't really canon so you can read through them while you play. You're going to burn yourself out trying to read the books and playing through all the games.
>>338502509
Think its just to deter the anti-witcher shillfags
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I just got past the interview before I met the emperor. Really likes that sweeny tod vibe of the guy subtly threatening you while he shaves your beard. This game is awesome
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>there are 13 year olds who unironically defend Witcher 3 and consider it the greatest game OF ALL TIME
Gameplay first friendos.
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>>338497501
Good lucking killing wraiths then, fuckers heal to full if you don't shoot their illusions.
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>>338500140
If you want to eat as much as you can you need to munch it very thoroughly.
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>>338502509
Who the fuck cares about AWARDS?
Bitcher is still my favourite vidya series though
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>>338502891
You can run away from them when they "split" and wait for the illusions to despawn.
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>>338502819
>There are 13 year olds so ass hurt because people enjoy things he doesn't like that he has to try and convince them that enjoying things he doesn't like is wrong .
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>>338492878
I wanted specific tousant deck with knights and crazy shit. I don't really like vikings, but I'll take it!
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>>338502450
>People keep telling me that the Novels aren't that good, is this true?
They are OK. Fun read, really great dialogues and side characters, a lot of wit around, but the core story and world building is actually pretty weak. Still fine for a sunday reading.
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>>338492878
>Gwent
I prefer Dice
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>>338502891
>he needs a crossbow to defeat wraiths
Wew lad
I never needed to do that on Blood and broken bones or DM NG+
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>>338502450
translation is mediocre, translator either doesn't know english that well or polish

novigrad in sword of destiny is exactly like in game, so I wouldn't call it bad world building

games pretty close to source material in general
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>>338503081
Criticism has been a part of every medium for the past thousand years. If you can't handle your shitty video game getting criticized for having bad mechanics, you're probably 13
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Guys if I missed out on duelling the innkeeper in White Orchard is there any way to get the 2nd Nord Leader card?
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>>338503542
I think it sold somewhere in Velen after.
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>>338503491
I get that. But you're just extremely butthurt and arse blasted since you've been shitposting since the start of this thread. Why don't you play or discuss a game you like instead of throwing a temper tantrum like a spoiled 13 year old girl.
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>>338503759
Actually the crying grinch picture was my first post, and maybe because I'm sharing a board with people who somehow think Witcher 3 has good mechanics?
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Is ubisoft gonna make a witcher 4 or are they too busy making more assassin's creed?
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>>338503542
that merchant you save from the griffon
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Which Roach is best Roach?
>Brown
>Black
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>>338503967
do we get a white roach in blood and wine or am i just imagining things?
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Stupid question, how the fuck do I level in this game? Quests give nearly no XP, you can bribe for 50 crowns upwards which is like double the pay for one early witcher job.
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>>338503967
Black is a superior faster more muscular mare.
Plus ciri gets mad if you tale the emperors gold.
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>>338503967
brown, because it's not hoity-toity Nilfgaardian blood money
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>>338504161
You should always be over the main quest levels, easily. If you do like 5 side quests you are way higher than the main quest and vice versa.
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I'm sick of all these people hating on Witcher 3. If you wanna play a game that wastes your time getting you lost why don't you go play "die in the woods" all you faggots are so fucking mad that I am actually enjoying a game saying "RED LINE RED LINE." WELL MAYBE THE WITCHER SENSES ARE THE BEST FEATURE OF THE GAME. MAYBE YOU JUST LIKE TO PLAY GAY SHIT LIKE BLOODBORNE. FUCKING SONY BRONIES RUINING THIS BOARD GET OUT
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>>338504161
main story quests
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>>338504161
Secondary quests give shit amounts of xp for the most part. If you use the force to convince people to listen to you it gives a decent amount of xp as well. But you'll get the bulk of it from Kain quests and destroying monster nests/clearing abandoned villages
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>>338504306
2/10 your butthurt is still very noticeable . calm down a bit and try again
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>>338504542
Lol go back to your thread sonyshill nobody is gonna buy a ps4 to play your crappy games.
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>>338498651

I've done this with way too many games.
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>>338504669
where da plague maiden blowjob @
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My faggot friend said the bloody baron questline is just a bunch of edgy bullshit. How do I convince him to start playing the game again? I tried telling him how TW3 is a lot like game of thrones but he just tells me Geralt is a faggot and that the game is too easy.
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Is there a mod to make the movement and combat tighter and more responsive, kind of like Dark Souls? Geralt controls like a fucking tank or something.
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>>338504974
that's called REALISM faggot if you can't get used to it go back to your frombabby shit games.
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>>338504909
But Game of Thrones is shit, my dude.
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Witcher 3 is one of my favorite games of all time, but the threads here are some of the worst, every time it turns into a shit flinging war
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>>338504909
>game is too easy.
well, maybe he should stop playing on normal and meet a squad of drowners
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>>338505123
from 12 to 17 CET best witcher threads
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>>338505138
this, and a pack of fucking wolves
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>>338502367

No they don't. Not really. Some battles will get harder but witcher senses will always tell you where to go, for the most part. I hate witcher senses. Worst part of the game by far. I'd rather have a damn waypoint on the map than have to follow footprints for half a mile. It's not fun at all.
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>>338498651
>In my defense
that's actually makes you retarded degenerate and not a defence
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>>338505138
Yeah I tried telling him that but he says all the quests are exactly the same and that the game is just flat out boring and the higher difficulty settings just pad out healthbars.
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>beat game after expansion
>the 7 dwarves show up

so you think there talking about Gaunter o'dimm?
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>>338505565
>quests exactly the smae

well, maybe he should stop playing RPGs, because quests is narrative and all of them are different
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>>338504306

Obvious false-flagging. Get out of here man. Bloodborne is a totally different type of game that's also really fun and has way better combat. I just want to talk about Witcher right now.
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>>338505138
Drowners really are the apex predators. You can face tank absolutely everything late in the game, except for fucking drowners. Even a group 20 levels below you will fuck your shit up if you try that.
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Any better keybinds for the PC version? Default keybinds are awful

>Alt for dodge
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>>338505684
>false-flagging
go back to your containment board old man, nobody likes /pol/.
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>>338505754
nekkers also, ghouls are much slower
some human groups in narrow rooms can murder you fast
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>>338505804
>he dodges
>not roll
what are you doing with your life
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>>338505565
>all the quests are exactly the same and that the game is just flat out boring
your friendo is really a faggot
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>>338505804
can't you think for yourself? how the heck would anyone know what buttons you like to use everyone's fingers stretch differently
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>>338505138
I don't get this "TW3 is hard if you play on hard" maymay. I played the whole fucking thing on death march and just raped my way through everything.
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>>338505804
wow look at how mad this kid is, that's actually REALISM. Alt is what you would use to dodge if you were actually fighting with a keyboard you fucking idiot
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>>338494823
Most of it isn't digested.
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>>338505874
he is playing the game not like a retard
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>>338503878
Maybe in a patch or mod?
In 1.02 he has only normal stock.
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>>338505972
*with quen
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The vampire stuff looks cool but the French countryside stuff looks a little boring and underwhelming sorry to say.
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>>338505952
I know I said even if gameplay wise the quests may all be exactly the same there is still the story!
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>>338506173
I think it's 1.04+
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>>338506131
You have to go back. You're not wanted here.
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>>338497696
A better, more rewarding experience if you read the first two books.
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>>338504303
I am but Velen and Skellige had parts with over lvl 20 and 30 and I've just landed on Skellige.
I doubt they can shell out enough story to level up 15 times.
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>>338506298

No way dude you have to go back. You're not wanted here. You're complaining about The Witcher in an official Witcher praise thread. It's against the rules.
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>>338506173
after free dlc
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>>338506176
Yeah, I did a sign build because I like magic. Quen also happened to be really fucking strong. It's not my fault the game is poorly balanced.
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>>338506396
>I've just landed on Skellige.
>shell out enough story to level up 15 times.

you have about 30 hours left
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>>338506415
Are you seriously saying I am talking shit about the best game ever?
1. You can't lose
2. Impossible to get lost
3. TITS
How can a game get better than that faggot?
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You guys ready for the Manticore set? I sure as shit am.

It's just a pity we're not getting a new proper witcher set with all the tiers included. The Grandmaster tiers of the new sets are nice and all, but most of them feel very overdesigned.
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>>338506396
you'd be surprised
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r8 my Geralt
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>>338506732
Geralt/Geralt.
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>>338506732
640x360/10
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>every witcher order will eventually die out

;-;
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>>338506713
Probably not going to use anything else. Finishing the game the way I started the series will feel sweet.
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>>338506732
why don't you shave?
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>>338506732

looks pretty geralt
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