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>>338485789
>look guys i'm still relevant to industry
>>338485903
where did he say that?
>>338485789
>I did it all myself
>Including stealing 80% of the game from a better game developer :)
>>338486090
>better game developer
there's no need for hyperbole in your argument, kid.
>>338486076
yeah, notch is a cool guy all around. not surprising, since he watches witwix all the time.
>>338486076
man, I really love how notch acts after selling the company
He's always been a fucking shitlord so its good it can all come out freely now
>>338485789
>implying its wrong
Why do people not like this man again?
He did the impossible. Made a game on his own and became a billionair because of it. Don't pretend like he didn't do 99% of minecraft on his own.
>>338485789
>Become a billionaire
>Shitpost and bant on twitter all day
Living the dream
>>338486237
i've seen him in trihex and bigjon's streams too
make sense since he is Swedish ;^)
>>338486195
he did make the best Virtual Reality game to date, Xortex.
that is atleast something, Notch has done jackshit lately.
Well did he?
>>338486278
Ayy emptyhero?
>>338486237
You literally just listed one of the reasons he's a faggot
>>338486292
he has billions of dollars, he can pretty much do whatever the fuck he wants, including shitpost all day
POST YFW HE BETRAYED /V/
>>338486278
Harriet is a troll like Godfrey Elfwick though
>>338486292
IT'S NOT FAIR
There is no hope for an eceleb board is there
>>338486467
YOU BETRAYED THE LAW
>>338486467
>>338486467
>implying you wouldn't betray slash v slash for a billion dollars
you totally would, don't lie faggot
>>338486435
it's fun seeing how frustrated sjws are that they have absolutely no power to do anything about that
no comapny to mail, no employer to complain to
>>338486507
>2016
>Having hope
haha.
>>338486467
>/V/
this board is shit but at least do it right
>>338486507
>the most successful indie dev in history
>eceleb
nah fuck off cunt
>>338486237
I saw him subscribe and donate $150 to Kaceytron. Bretty cool guy.
>>338486467
NOTCH BETRAYED US!
go away notch, nobody likes you here.
>>338486467
As much as I hate that he did it, I can understand why. He chose to have his dick sucked by retarded Redditors rather than be subjected to shitposting by /v/irgins. It's not that much of a hard choice, plus pandering to autistic retards was what made him a birrion shekels.
>>338485789
>And now the end is near
>And so I face the final curtain
>>338486467
How does someone betray a board on 4chan? Sounds like you're just clawing for a reason to fling shit m8.
>>338486609
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
My respect for notch has, so to speak, gone up a notch in the last few years
He was far too lazy with minecraft tho. Id bet if he had his time again he put more effort into it.
>>338486467
>>338486541
>Not having hope
Might as well kill yourself, become a stepping stone for those better than you
>>338486467
>>338486532
I'd betray this shit hole for a hundredth of that tbqh
>>338486274
Yeah, gotta love that "I'm rich, successful and fuck you" kind of behavior when you know he's just an fat autistic swede that played games for the most time of his life. Many can relate to that.
>>338486349
He did. When he started hiring I thought the game would start to progress in a new drastic ways. It didn't.
>>338486342
>Xortex
Isn't that made by Valve? I was talking about Zachary Barth who made Infiniminer (the game that Notch copied to make Minecraft)
>>338486639
It's a reference to an autist's post in the last notch thread
>>338486532
I tell ya, Notch ain't dumb.
>>338486669
That was back when he actually posted he and before he made a birrion shekels off Redditors
>>338486076
does notch even understand a word he says
>>338485789
Well, he did. He's not lying.
>>338486740
you don't know much about zachary barth it seems.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGLdOzGObWo
>>338486747
ah yeah I saw that, what a retard
>>338486669
Anyone have the screencap of that kid that thought /v/ referred to a mining company?
>>338485789
Why Notch is so salty at the world? Is it common Swedish thing?
>>338486767
lets be hones, if you made millions of redditors, you would be first to leave /v/and reddit for the matter
>>338486274
He got a billion dollars, he never needs to give a shit what anyone ever says again.
It's glorious.
>>338486879
Not really
>>338486905
he's just an average /v/ poster
>>338486639he's joking about an autistic post I made where I said Notch sucked because he betrayed /v/. Although in my defense I admitted I was retarded as fuck
>>338486896
literally first link in google: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/minecraft-discussion/discussion/147888-woo-v
>>338486908
Hey I'm not denying that, as much as I don't like what Notch did, I won't lie and state that I wouldn't have chosen a birrion jewbux over keeping /v/ happy.
>>338486467
He's paying the price now, full of money but no friend, no love, the only person he meet are cocksuckers who are here because he has money.
I'm not entirely sure I envy his life.
>>338486905
He's just a lonely, bitter rich guy. He meltdowns every now and again, it's actually quite depressing.
>>338487012
that's my life right now, only i don't have a billion dollars
>>338486945
and yet he's doing exactly what he did before: shitpost on the internet
notch is clearly dead inside
>>338487012
He still has friends IIRC, just that they have jobs so he has to wait until they're off work before they can play vidya
Still must be lonely for him since atm he pretty much is "what if /v/ won a birrion shekels" the person.
>>338486992
how does admitting to being retarded help your case?
>>338486467
Can someone spill the beans for a newfag? Notch being here was way before I got here
>>338487012
and how would not "betraying" /v/ change that fact?
Not to mention he didn't even abandon the board, he still lurks and even had a Q&A thread some months back.
>>338486956
you don't know much about him because he's was an indie dev and you and everyone else doesn't actually give a shit about indie devs unless they are successful, i.e Notch or Phil Fish
>>338486609
Just wanna point out that her logo has cleavage she is obviously joking in this post I don't even know who the fuck she is but people laughing at this picture are just letting the joke fly right over there heads
>>338485789
>yes, I did it all myself, ripping off Infiniminer that is
Fixed. Notch is a lardass autistic neckbeard manchild that can eat shit and die already
>>338486076
What's a belnned?
>>338486826
Anon, if you don't get what he means it's fine just come out and say it. Don't be afraid just because of the "what did he mean by this" meme making it big, just ask for clarification.
>>338486076
>when you are an upstarting nobody you need to tow The Party line
>when you get rich you can dump this shit and nobody can bite you back
>you will never get rich
Markus sure got it good
>>338487186
Holy buttmad
>>338487195
>even had a Q&A thread some months back.
Really? Did he use his tripcode as well?
i would do the same
i would do nothing but shit post
although i'd at least fly to some random countries and shitpost on a flag board under a rare flag instead of using a proxy to do it
>>338487186
>fuck you for having money, give me some
>>338487287
Oh no how dare he rip off an inferior game and make it better.
It's survival of the fittest.
>>338486740
>80% of the minecraft is copied from Infiniminer
Nigga I would fucking punch you even during the time of the creative. It's clear that you've never played Infiniminer and/or creative, let alone indev/infdev and just read stuff from wiki or whatever. While Infiniminer certainly had more "game" elements during the Creative, Minecraft had so many other systems in place by the time of indev that make two games non comparable. You're an idiot.
Plus people REALLY wanted Zachtronics to continue to support Infiniminer, but he decided to abandon the project His loss. Other open source ports (like the ones that added water) didn't live long either.
>>338487012
Really? I'd trade your life of no money, no friends and no love for his in an instant.
Don't believe what anyone tells you. Money does buy happiness.
Literally just saw his tweets and asked myself how is /v/ not creaming themselves over him
Oh well
>>338487169
Its a joke about one faggot in the last thread saying that Notch "betrayed /v/". Fucking hilarious.
He advertised his game here in the beginning and once it took off, he left(fun fact: around the same time, Reddit started to kick off as well.) Some of the /v/irgins couldn't handle it and went all tsundere on Notch
>>338487304
bongland term for penis head
>>338487012
Wow
He is rich and depressed.
I am poor and depressed.
Wow
>>338487318
No, but he linked the thread on his twitter so it was legit. I'll see if I can find it in the archive.
>>338487304
Look at the end of your cock. It looks like a bell
That'll be £10
>>338487134
It doesn't I guess. I just feel like a huge autist now.
>>338487012
Implying he can't just hire like 5 prostitutes to suck his dick around the clock for life he has it fucking made don't kid yourself
>>338487012
friends and love have nothing to do with his money.
>get a billion dollars
>shitpost all day
Does he do anything else? All he does is all we do, only he does it in a bigger house.
I guarantee he still browses this site
>>338486740
>Blizzard stole everything from EverQuest :^)
>>338487304
It's tea people talk. It means dickhead in America.
>>338485789
How long before he kills himself? I think no more than 2 years.
>>338487186
This will never not be funny.
>>338487443
I found it
>why live
>I have no idea. I mostly just go through the motions and try to appreciate those brief moments of joy we humans experience way too rarely.
Fuuuuck.http://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/329404234/#329404875
>>338487452
i don't have any lira
>>338487237
Or maybe because there is literally no info about him having anything to do with valve? Just because I don't crazily check a devs twitter every day doesn't mean I don't care about him because I like most of his games a lot.
>>338487607
Dude think of how much Pussy he can buy in every country he's got at least 10 years of drugs and sex in him I know I would
Holy shit when did Notch get this fucking based?
>>338487186
This really boggles my mind.
I mean literally, everything that guy said
And now I watched like 5 minutes of a video of that thing reacting...to himself or something
and my mind is still fucked
I'm just picturing Notch knocking off lines of coke at his computer desk and posting manic, overconfident rants on twitter at sjws
Reminder that it all started with him shilling it on here.
>>338487169
Before minecraft was even an alpha Notch was a /v/irgin who posted threads here.
Together with /v/, we brainstormed the ideas and mechanics that make up the core of Minecraft and he posted early versions here. For a while it was a neat little game for /v/ to fuck around in.
Eventually he left us and started catering to Reddit and the Youtube crowd when Minecraft first started getting noticed by youtubers like paulsoarsjr and x
>>338487568
Nah, he made a game that made him billions first, THEN he shitposted online forever after that.
I think he's working on something, though, but I'm not sure.
>>338487714
notch has always been """"based"""" if you describe based as just parroting the same shit you see on /v/ all day
>>338487186
You NA and EU people should really reconsider giving out welfare to people like this moronic "indie developer".
Wait. How can you sink in debt while living off welfare?
>>338487012
> full of money but no friend, no love, the only person he meet are cocksuckers who are here because he has money.
I wish I could be him. Who gives a fuck about friends when you have money? Besides, getting rid of love is a plus.
>>338487186
absolutely timeless
>>338486076
>bellend
I fucking hate brits
>>338487493
Meh, as a poor faggot if I can manage new friends or more - I'll know they like me because of me.
Notch will never have that happen to him ever again, so he has the friends he has now (and as I understand thats very little) and nothing more.
that money could easily become the stairway to heaven, with some good drugs
>>338487568
Why would he? Dude's won life. He can do whatever he wants now as long as he keeps his money and no buttmad SJWs can stop him. They have no CEO to complain to about their hurt feelings because he owns himself.
Notch won.
>>338486687
I'd do it for 5 bucks. Maybe some beer.
>>338487354
Or did you mean survival of thefattest?
>>338487169
I don't know what those faggots are talking about, but as someone from retro/v/ who personally witnessed it, notch literally made his game famous from advertising it here. We made him.
Wanna know a very interesting fact not many people actually know?
I've personally seen two other very famous games being shilled as fuck on this board, and by shill I mean "talk shit in their general thread and instantly get shitposted on by 5+ replies" tier or shilling. That was when they were new and very few people actually knew of them.
One was Dayz, the shitty zombie mod that later turned into a whole genre, and the other was DS. /v/ is not a board fa.m, it's a billboard
Notch is a such a cool guy but faggots play his game.
>>338487832
>How can you sink in debt while living off welfare?
student loans going for your liberal arts degree
>>338486467
>Notch stays with /v/
>All those autistic 12 year olds find out about this site
>They come here to check it out and stay here in hopes of meeting notch.
>Inb4 they are here anyway
He did the right thing Anon. Got money and saved us from whole another level of hell.
>>338487012
sounds like the same as /v/ but rich instead of living off of benefits cheques
>>338487832
HORMONES ARE EXPENSIVE U F*CKING SHITLORD!!!11
t. Indie Dev
>>338487832
hormones are expensive brah
>>338487186
The mental gymnastics
>>338487287
Imagine a world where your so called "ripping off" is outlawed. No Minecraft -> No Terraria -> No Starbound.
Really slim chance for any survival kind games.
No successful example and motivation to all indie devs out there.
Yeah, fuck ripping off. At least we're gonna play original games, even if they're shit.
Notch is my hero, my dread is to be just like him when I grow up
As fun as it was to rail on Notch for being a faggot that went on too many vacations, I actually feel really bad that all those kids harassed him because they weren't allowed to sell hats and diamonds on their shitty Minecraft servers.
>minecraft released 7 years ago
>we now browse a board filled with people who were playing minecraft as young as 11 years old
>they'll defend notch until the day he dies and call him shit like "based"
>if you express any discontent with notch youre just a jealous poorfag
>>338487270
NO SHE WOMAN ME MAD
>>338487759
>Together with /v/, we brainstormed the ideas and mechanics that make up the core of Minecraft
I'm laughingy my ass off over here. Jesus, don't be so dense anon. A bunch of /v/irgins posting "add x and y" in every development thread, doesn't count as brainstorming, and /v/ definitely didn't make up the core kek. The whole idea was pretty set from the beginning. If /v/ actually had any say about the build of the game, MC would've been a zombie survival game, but you don't know that, because you obviously weren't here back then
>mfw some /v/irgins are actually that delusional
tbqh I'm a SJW but mansplaining is used way too often as a thought terminating cliche.
>>338487948
I would pay five bucks to betray /v/ and get them all upset over me
>>338487906
Don't be a poofter, c'mon lad
>>338488008
Except that happend anyway
>>338488129
>tfw you bought in alpha
>never got to really enjoy the game thanks to the perpetual "wait for more features"
>it ruined your industry in the meantime
>>338487186
>trans
Shocker
>>338487407
>>338487452
>>338487603
That's fucking stupid. I thought it had something to do with statistics
>>338488129
Put forth a real argument instead of "le he betrayed vee!!" or "h-he's a fucking shitlord mysoggykneest!"
>>338488201
GOD SAVE THE BLOODY QUEEN
>>338487414
At least now you know that you shouldn't aim for money on your quest to get rid of a depression.
>>338488186
>mansplaining
what does that even mean? Americans really are the cancer of the world
>>338487759
>>338488161
In the end the only truth is that /v/ is pretty damn good at making something go viral, and many many devs have used or abused that before, and many much bigger a clueless companies try to do it aswell here every day.
>>338488243
I'm sorry centuries old slang is not up to your specifications.
>>338488161
Fucking this. Not to mention that the core of Minecraft is just Zachary's Infiniminer. Zach went on to make SpaceChem and TIS-100. Notch went on to masturbate and shitpost.
>>338487186
Trans retards never fail to amaze me
>>338486826
He clearly does. You don't though.
>>338487832
Yeah but look at these sweet games bro.
I'm totally throwing my bank account into her Patreon.
https://www.patreon.com/fuzzgoddess?ty=h
>>338488107
>when I grow up
Mods ban this child.
>>338487487
Why didn't you just say that you epic trolled /v/ by pretending to be retarded?
What the fuck is the current state of Minecraft?
>>338488337
It's a term used when men explain things that they inherently cannot understand because they are men.
In other words: literal misandry.
>>338488337
women fighting ``sexism" with sexism
is this thread sexist?
just asking
>>338488243
>That's fucking stupid
Yeah, because it's not something you use.
>>338488342
>/v/ is pretty damn good at making something go viral, and many many devs have used or abused that before
RIP Ace of Spades
>>338488337
tl;dr A man explaining a woman's own profession to her because he assumes there's no way a woman knows computer science/engineering/math. A useful term which was coopted by jerks to shut up any man explaining anything to a woman.
>>338488186
>tbqh
trans bi queer homo?
>>338488462
No, but I'm sexiest.
why isn't he chilling on his desert island right now? does that mean there's nothing better in life than twitter drama?
>>338485789
Is he the hero that sweden deserves?
>>338488424
remade in C++14 by Microsoft
>>338488462
A thread isn't a person, has no thoughts nor personality. It can't be sexist.
>>338488243
Your knob's head is shaped like a bell my friend
>>338487618
All that success and money really oversaturated his life.
>>338488387
grow up
>>338487186
How can someone just begging people money openly?
>>338488387
>mfw you probably are 18 and think you are old
>>338488531
It always ends with Microsoft.
>>338488243
>calling something stupid
>while thinking bellend is statistics related
Yeah okay buddy
>>338486278
>cuntfusing
>>338488516
Something about twitter salt makes it like mana from Heaven. It's incredibly sustaining and tasty.
>>338487186
I just can't comprehend how people like this are actually able to exist
>>338488594
>tfw I thought I'd never just hate an agegroup of people "just because"
>would prefer if everyone between 15 and 20 died
>>338487186
lel
she mad
>>338487850
>>338487378
It's not worth it.
I mean, my family is so well off they make this kid look like you in comparison to him.
Money is as much of a burden as poverty. You don't flaunt it, you don't talk about it, because all the people are just going to flock to you in hope of getting something.
Sure, I'll never be in a position where I'll starve or have to be afraid of becoming homeless, but let's be honest here, most people won't either, at least if they're not too stupid to manage their money.
>>338488656
They're basement dwellers, like us.
>>338488380
>>338487759
>Together with /v/, we brainstormed the ideas and mechanics that make up the core of Minecraft
i've never before seen such hilarious levels of delusion
>>338486687
I'd flip the permanent off-switch on this entire god damned website for free if I had the chance.
>>338488357
Is TIS-100 actually a good game to learn the basics of Coding?
In other words can a person who hasn't even made a Hello World play it? I know I'm not going to turn into John Carmack but I would like to know how it works.
>ITT: /v/ attacks an indie dev for no apparent reason again
>>338487186
Holy mother of FUCK is this chick a fucking meme?
>>338488772
>/v/
>>338487270
She is literally satire but 4chan thinks she is really like that.
what you would do with two billion dollarydoos /v/?
>>338488380
Looks like they played "All of my friends are dead" and thought "what if this was minecraft?"
I wish I had enough money to shit on PC people all the time. But I can't cause I have bills to pay. Fuck my life.
>>338486435
another proof that money wont make you happier
>>338488689
This. If you're publicly known to be wealthy and never really acclimated to it, it'll be exhausting dealing with all the begging and blackmail for your sheksheks. Many lottery winners are very unhappy for this reason whilst there's niggers in mudhuts that are extremely satisfied with their lives.
>>338488772
No one is raiding anyone, infact half this thread is very sympathetic to Notch/cheering him on to continue shitposting.
>>338488702
I might be a basement dwelling loser, but I believe that I still got a shitton more common sense left than these people.
>>338487960
>DS
Why would japs sit here? I call bullshit.
I don't like his work, but he's pretty cool. Same with Pewdiepie. Shame about their shitty country lmao.
>>338488424
still shit
Mojang continues to be a gaggle of incompetent manchildren who add shit to the game without rhyme or reason, just gimmicky "feature of the year" shit to entertain the children with single-digit ages that still play the vanilla game
meanwhile modding is slowly dying off as mojang continues to shit all over the spaghetti code, requiring complete rewrites from mod devs, no API anywhere in sight still
at least the Microsoft devs that are working on pocket edition are actual programmers - thanks to them after nearly a decade boats are finally fucking fixed
>>338488818
I like satire I can masturbate to
>>338488107
unemployed?
>>338487618
>Futas with or without balls?
>With
NOBALLS BTFO
>>338486467
I'm always happy when someone manages to escape this cesspool
>>338488761
>Is TIS-100 actually a good game to learn the basics of Coding?
No.
>In other words can a person who hasn't even made a Hello World play it?
Yes.
>>338488416
Nah man. It's only fair I get mocked for being an huge autist. Plus the "I was pretending to be retarded" meme is too obvious.
>>338488506
tbqh stands for to be quite tbqh
>>338488684
>she
>>338488942
>“Everyone then who hears these words of mine and does them will be like a wise man who built his house on the rock. 25 And the rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and beat on that house, but it did not fall, because it had been founded on the rock. 26 And everyone who hears these words of mine and does not do them will be like a foolish man who built his house on the sand. 27 And the rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and beat against that house, and it fell, and great was the fall of it.”
even the bible agrees
>>338488107
You can't be successful if you're a furry. Sorry dawg.
>>338488578
>begging
he outright insults him and demands money for it.
>>338487270
>I don't even know who the fuck she is
It's a girl who knows exactly what thirsty virgins want to see and then feigns ignorance.
It's class 1 troll. She's so fucking obvious, yet every day new people fall for it. She has thousands of subscribers because people "laugh at her" for being bad and being an attention whore.
I think it's fucking genious. She's literally cashing in on thirsty virgins while being a massive troll. I don't get how people still donate, but she's doing it.
>>338488901
>no API anywhere in sight still
I may have forgiven the fat billionaire of bants for a lot of things but I'm still 200% mad about this.
>>338488761
I'd actually start with SpaceChem.
>>338487186
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
YOU OWE ME MONEY FUND ME REEEEEEEE
>>338488867
>No one is raiding anyone, in
i remember this excuse back in 2014 when gg started and guess what happened after that?
>>338486278
I was never a huge Notch fan before, always respected him for becoming a billionaire from one game though, but this is based. Now the SJW game media will have to type cunt
>>338488820
hookers and drugs.
also probably would try to fund my dream mmo but i have no idea how you even start something like that.
>>338488201
GOD BLESS ER MATE AND THIS PINT.
You lied to your employees and betrayed the /v/irgins who helped make the game for you! What's happenin' to you, Marcus? Is shitposting all that is important to you?
>>338489057
>She has thousands of subscribers because people "laugh at her" for being bad and being an attention whore.
I don't think you understand why people subscribe to her at all. Some of them are thirsty I'm sure but most subscribe for months on end because they find her funny. Many of them are gay men or straight women too.
>>338489142
GG is dead so absolutely nothing?
>>338489142
Give me proof that anyone is raiding Notch at all you dumb fuck
>>338489049
You'd be surprised at the amount higher tier furry porn artists make. And they're never usually that good of artists.
>>338486076
The problem with this picture is that it's fucking Twitter, so the direction could be either way, and some fuck removed the dates.
>>338488761
The best way to learn the basics of programming is to work through a good tutorial series
If you know LITERALLY nothing, I'd recommend: https://channel9.msdn.com/Series/C-Sharp-Fundamentals-Development-for-Absolute-Beginners
>>338488820
Buy a tiny amount of land and build a comfy shack/cottage.
Try to make it a self sustaining farm with electricity and wifi.
Become the hermit crab
>>338486467
>>338488380
>Shits on minecraft
>Uses, to the exact point, the minecraft health system.
Hypocrisy is great guys.
>>338487186
>FUCK OFF HOLY SHIT FUCK YOU GIVE ME MONEY
even street beggars and panhandlers have more dignity than this creature
>Notch has a fucking billion dollars
is there a more concise critique of capitalism than this
>>338488820
Drink and smoke until all of my skin flakes off.
>>338487124
>He has friends IIRC
>has to wait until they're off work
Why the fuck wouldn't he just give them money to go full NEET?
Like I'm serious, the only reason to work is to get money, or because you want to invest into something of your own design, at which point you can choose whatever hours you want if money isn't the objective.
You really, really, REALLY don't need that much to live, it's just you're not born with that money so you work to maintain a living.
Throw something as small as a million at someone, they're fucking free to do as they please with all their spare time now. As long as they don't do the immediate stupid decision of throwing it away on wasteful shit in a week.
>>338489206
Oh. Does anybody actually find her funny? I think it's genious how she's one of the top viewed Twitch streamers by blatantly showing boobs, but I've never actually laughed at her. Truth said, I didn't watch her stream for very long
>>338489207
>GG is dead
You fucking wish.
We cannot die. We cannot be defeated. We will win.
>>338489187
just hire legendary lead development managers or whatever the fuck they're called to hoover up talent from the industry with your hundreds of millions of dollars and then sit among the brainstorming meetings like a overgrown spoiled child and write your ideas on redwood-paper napkins with orchid-extract crayons as your employees nervously glance among each other as they plan how they will salvage this fucking mess, I guess
>>338485903
I remember this fat fuck being on the news because paypal couldn't relay some ridiculous amount of money to his bank because it was so big.
He did make millions out of a game he did by himself before leaving, a record that is still yet to be broken solo. So yeah, he's irrelevant.
>>338488380
>2d minecraft clone
wow
>>338488820
buy a private island
make a decent house on that island
spend the rest of my days as a neet
>>338489425
Alright, fine.
GG is comatose.
>>338488380
Why does every indie game always have that stupid screen shake?
>>338489207
SJWs won.
And I'm glad it happened.
I feel so fucking nihilisitic whenever I see you retards scream at innocent people for having opinions. I want to see it all burn down and SJWs are the fire that'll will burn this awful, venomous culture to the ground.
>>338488820
buy a nice house in tahiti and live the colonial dream in my sugar plantation
Why doesn't he finance his dream game? He could literally finance a AAA tier game and it wouldn't even change anything financially.
>>338489384
The issue isn't that notch has a billion dollars for basically being terrible at exactly the right time.
It's that everyone is universally convinced that they can do the same thing. Capitalism like this is basically playing the lottery with people's lives: one in a hundred million gets to live the dream, everyone else is fuuuuuuucked.
>>338489465
>private island
Shit internet.
>>338485789
>have billions of dollars
>spends time on twitter/internet
>>338488820
Buy a house on one of the great lakes. Build the most powerful gaming pc known to man. Spend a bunch on my dream cars.
No idea what I'd do with the other 1.7 billion though.
>>338487407
Why is that bad? I'm a big dick motherfucker
>>338489494
>I feel so fucking nihilisitic
???
>>338489393
All the subscribers know she is playing a character and they find the way she trolls people in game and in the chat funny.
>>338488820
Shitpost but with a top of the line pc
>>338489552
build my own internet service provider specifically for my island
>>338488681
>t. 21 year old
>>338488820
Eat out once or twice.
Buy a pair of shoes.
Then the billion is practically gone anyway.
>>338489494
Are you intelligent and have a wicked sense of humour too?
>Every single one of you butthurt console gamers replying nonsense are measurably, objectively wrong.
>lol halo says hello. U forget the butt hurt console players helped u make millions. Not just pc buying ur dirt simulator. Ily still
>Billions. And thanks for your cash!
>Spends his days shitposting
>Spends his nights fucking high class call girls and doing blow
>Still unhappy
He's pretty much Michael from GTA5 when you think about it.
>>338489479
Every indie dev ever has seen this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJdEqssNZ-U
Does he still have that meme house with candy dispensers?
>>338488820
I'd move back to New York, rebuild my parents' house and live the NEETlife til I die.
Fuck having a job. Fuck living in this shitty apartment.
>>338488820
Buy a golden, diamond-encrusted gun and shoot myself
>>338488820
Nothing.
I'd continue living the way I live now.
I might fix up my bathroom to be aJapanesestyle one, because I always liked seeing those inanime.
>>338488761
learn some concepts of OOP language
http://www.adobe.com/devnet/actionscript/learning/oop-concepts/objects-and-classes.html
>>338487186
Pic related
