>overwatch is coming soon
>wont be able to heal all the strong heroes
Suffering
>>338484905
ur stupid & gay.
>>338484905
>get 44 kills
>on a 18 player killstreak
>get the POTG
>everyone's voting for the enemy Mercy at the end of the match and no one for me
Remove these fucking healsluts
>>338485112
>waaaah no one upvoted me!!
end yourself 2bh
>>338485112
supports have been shit on and underappreciated since the dawn of time. let them have their day in the sun you fucking baby.
>>338485112
>muh kills
Only objectives/support count.
>>338485581
This is in every single mercy game though, regardless if the Mercy is shit and only has healed 4k hp. It's like it's canon that Mercy drops down to her knees and sucks off everyones dicks after a game.
>that one sissy faggot (OP) ITT that keeps trying to make this thread a gay ERP thread instead of a videogame thread
Getting POTG with Mercy brings such joy. Especially if it's a killstreak. "My character can barely kill, but you're so shit I can still rekt all of you."
MERCY BEST CHARACTER!
>>338486383
What the fuck are you even talking about?
I don't play shitty PC games, I just know when I see a faggy ass shitty thread
>>338485915
>>338485915
>imblying you wouldn't a boy that acts like a girl
>>338486584
No I wouldn't because penises are gross
You literal faggots make me sick to my goddamn stomach
>>338486583
>(male)
for what purpose
>>338484905
ill buy it for you if you suck my ween
>>338486583
>(male) || (female) || (anything)
fuck right off
>>338486584
kill yourself you stupid cock-having faggot
>>338486652
>>338486731
>being entirely straight
>>338486583
>succubus (male)
that would be an incubus, why cant the japanese get anything right
>>338484905
Send me ur email Anon.
I feel generous today. Fuck it. 40 bucks or not let's make one faggot happy today.
>>338486947
incubus = something that fuck
succubus = something that get fucked
Doesn't matter if it's female or not
>>338486931
No i mean the translation (male)
that would make it and incubus and not succubus
>>338487035
>anon
>clearly a tripfag
>>338487035
I bet you won't do it
>>338486927
Don't be rude
>>338487252
Then fucking bring it on faggot.
I will deliver.
So where does one buy Overwatch for PC? I know that this game is not on Steam
Supports are usually never popular in games but Overwatch changed that. Turn a support into a blonde haired waifu and all of a sudden everyone likes support.
>>338487339
I'm not OP
>>338484905
just over 30 hours now, cant wait to heal all the strong tanks and my lover pharah.
>>338487440
>Overwatch changed that
hell fucking no
it's still just fags who only care about Call of Dutying it up with 6 attack characters on a team
they don't care about team comp or synergy only that they still get to be hanzo or genji or reaper
>>338487384
Battlenet
>>338487580
Pharah is best
>>338487580
that anatomy fucking sucks her ass starts below where her ass should be
that guy drew her vagina like where a dick comes out
vaginas are less than an inch away from buttholes
>>338487396
>[email protected]
>Less than fucking 18 years old
>ponyfag
>no pic proving that he is OP
HELL NO
>>338486801
Sure thing, mein Schatz.
>>338487793
>thinking le 4chan can hack ur email
hahaha
>>338487686
I once posted email and some anon sentme a pic of his butt
Also post proof if you receive OW
>>338487686
Retards like this make OW look bad.
Fuck off, degenerate queerposter.
>>338484905
>missed out on buying the game when it was like 35$ bucks
>refuse to pay $40+
>demand so tremendously huge that prices are rising everywhere instead of dropping
what do i do...
>>338487686
Well here goes my dreams to be the best healer in the world
>>338488064
Didnt recieve anything, probably wont. Sad.
>>338485112
>everyone's voting for the enemy Mercy
Lying isn't nice, anon.
>>338486383
As an actual german lemme tell you that sperma isn't a sexy word.
>>338484905
buff/heal all the pharahs!
>>338487082
You're years l8 for this b8, m8.
>>338488259
muh dick
>>338488278
what?
It was so much fun in the beta, now Im left behind
>game is shit
>short matches, social jerkoff segments, no servers, no chance at a community
>Mercy sucks, playing her is boring as shit and has very little for you to excel in
>still want to play as her and see my name next to her at the end of the match
>>338488576
Short matches are good
you can play a game before work or school or when you have to go out
>>338488241
>sperma isn't a sexy word
Maybe it isn't because you're a prude 14 year old.
>>338488703
Then play on your mobile phone you casual piece of shit if all you want is fill up the time between being a drone.
>>338484905
>Play D.Va
>Mercy on team
>I've got infinite sustain no need to stick with her
>Fly off and get to work knowing my teams in good hands
>come back to find my team hiding behind a Reinhart, getting sucked off, unable to push pass the three opponents I wasn't disrupting
>play Symmetra
>every body crying "need healing"
>teleport up most of game
>mercy joins
>16 teleports
>mercy gets the votes
Why is Mercy such a slut?
>tfw wont be able to get this skin
I love it
>>338487781
how's the view from mt. stupid, anon
>>338488776
t. Nongerman
>>338488785
I play heartstone on the go or listen to audio books.
>>338488908
I preferred if you hanged yourself though.
>>338488848
You deserve to be hanged for that skin. There needs to be a better Succubus Mercy than Draenai Mercy
>>338487686
pm'd the fix
>>338488961
Why because u sit in a basement all day on PC?
can't really bring a big ass PC with me to work
>>338488776
If you're so knowledgable in sexy German words, give me one for pussy
>>338488961
Why is being rude tolerated and common, but you faggots hate when other anons are nice to you?
I can't wait to reward my little healslut with my pent up load of thick cum.
I want to be the best healer!!!
>>338489373
you are not getting your dick sucked... you are going to suck the Tanks and DPS dicks.
little healslut get on your knees
>>338489794
No, you misunderstand me. I am the tank. So good little healsluts like >>338489683 will be rewarded with my fat cock and thick seed.
>>338489158
Fotze, mein Kind.
fuck off shill
>>338487440
The funnier part is the support I saw the most was Lucio.
>>338484905
>37 year old spoiled cunt
Get that rotting meat out of here. I'd rather be healed by a nigger or a chromedome.
>>338489898
Ah okay very good :3
>>338489683
Mercy is top cute.
>>338488110
For starters you can stop trying to bait people into buying it for you with your shitty poorfag stories.
>>338489683
Such tiny ambition Mercy. I'm going to be best support.
>>338489373
>tfw my mains have so much sustain they don't need healers.
>>338490178
Not with that manface, you won't.
Looks like I will just have to watch other people being bad at the game
>>338490226
Whatever. Just step through the portal and my delicious round ass will get you shitters the W. That's what I do.
>>338485112
Take consolation in the fact that commendations are meaningless, just like the rest of life.
>>338487339
You didn't deliver anon
>>338490646
But your portal's facing the wrong way. Every one who uses it falls off a cliff.
I want tohold handswith mercy
>tfw daydreaming about healing heroes and shooting enemies with my great pistol
>tfw its only a dream
>>338490784
Dont try to be me
>some faggot poorfag avatarposting and begging for a free game
>thread is still going
>People not talking about the best support
??
>>338491035
He's shit
>>338491035
That's not "FEEL THE RYTHM"
>>338491083
He's not.
It just take more skill than lucio.
>>338489158
Möse!
>>338491035
But we are!
>>338490836
Doesn't happen, because I've tested in training.
;)
Seriously, it's funny when another Symmetra does this.
>>338491150
No anon im sorry he's shit
>>338486583>tfw my name is selim
i don't know what to make of this
>>338491083
>can solo kill any hero
>and heal from a range
Come at me as i 2 shot your tank and spank your support
>>338491083
>it's a burgers think German and swiss german is the same thread
>>338491227
Anon im serious stop he's shit
>tfw you revive all your team and they get stronger which leads us to winning
>tfw no overwatch
>>338491242
Never said that i just think Zenyatta is shit
Mercyfags are so fucking insufferable
>>338491163
>>338491526
How old are you? Holy shit
Start a thread crying about not having the game then posting relentlessly about how sad you are about not having it then begging for it after someone offered.
Have some sense of pride man
>>338491617
Bet you like Tracer you faggot
>>338491083
Your wrong.
>>338491150
As a healer alone, Lucio is better then even Mercy for group fights, but Zens more than just a healer. He's OW red mage. Zens so cool; he's no Symmetra, though.
>>338491018
Yes, but we can make it a support thread. Imagine the possibility of just ignoring OPs.
>>338491621
No one offered
Im just posting my feels how nice this game is and being the best mercy is amazing
>>338490646
DESIGNATED
>>338484905
You can always heal me Mercychan <3
>>338491815
>being best mercy at the game
>don't have the game
Might as well leave your basement and ask your mum, you fucking child.
im really excited! it's tomorrow!
>>338491815
>No one offfered
So you're saying no one offered and you never post an email address?>>338487035>>338487686 Boi...
>>338491756
>He likes Symmetra
The poo goes in the loo Pajit
>>338491979
I played the beta everyday and was the best mercy!
Im not in the basement too, Im in the heavens
>>338492072
Didnt get it though!
>>338491756
I miss you my delicious brown waifu....
Soon we will be in perfect harmony again....
>>338492158
But you're saying no one offered though.
>>338492169
>brown
She's actually white but fell down in the street
>>338491891
But who heals me?
>>338492158
Fuck off, kid.
>>338492301
I'll take ever hit for you.
As long as I'm here...you are never alone.
>Always play healer since I enjoy the role of supporting my team and my friends always wanted to DPS, so it came naturally.
>All these fucking faggots acting like cocksluts and making my role look gay.
You fucking faggots, stop ruining the reputation of healers.
>>338491836
Designated what?
Highest eliminations, highest objective kills, highest object time. Designated consistent four metals per game? Sure I don't get POTGs all the time, but I get them.
Oh, you mean my ultimate. Well it is a good one, I can see why you'd take a shine to it. Lucky for me you suck so bad I get a lot of mileage out of it. It be boring if you were good, because then all my DPS would be wasted.
>>338492242
My mistake. He didnt respond though.
>>338492320
Im the best healer, not a kid, kid
Guys i preordered at g2a and my key is still not here. What do?
>>338488961
I would really prefer if you would be quiet
>>338485112
Let me guess, the nominations were you, two of your teammates, and the enemy mercy?
That's just the other team spite voting because they are mad they got shit on.
>>338492405
don't kinkshame
>>338492503
most people get their keys in the next 2 days
>>338492438
You're really fucked up in the head guy. Probably a shit mercy too
but I guess we'll never know
>>338485112
>giving two shits about any of that
are you going to get mad if people will not compliment your unlockeable skin, too?
i would not be surprised at all if you were playing as phara, those classes always atract the most braindead people
>>338492438
Sell some old shit if you don't have enough money
>>338492503
PANIC
Drunk Mercy is best Mercy
>all the fucks want to play as Mercy and be healsluts
>nobody wants to play as glorious BR with aura heal
It's all your fault for not picking best support
>>338492682
Pharah is the best tho
>>338492780
>>338492854
>>338492930
>>338493013
>>338493108
mercy player here
>>338493206
>>338493108
>>338493013
>>338492930
>>338492854
>>338492780
Delete this. Now.
>>338492826
not saying that other classes are like this but she gets boring really fucking fast and her rockets are too good against people with bad movement, i almost always had 40%+ dmg of my team when i picked her and i ended up disliking her a lot because of that. she needs a tweak between the radius of her rockets and the damage she can deal, it feels like you are doing either 0 dmg, 40 or 120 with nothing in between. her hability that trows that blue shit has an radius way too big, also.
>>338493313
No no no, keep posting, please.
>>338493313
Don't listen to this faggot
>>338492793
Fuck the aura heals. I'm in it for the WALL RIDING.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB-IDAkb6og
>>338485070
>>338493313
anon how can yo/u/ not be swayed by the OTP
>>338492793
>play Lucio in pub
>team gets staggered
>do laps with speed boost to get my team where they need to be
>impatient tanks run in with no dps
>"Where are my heals"
>fuck this
I feel for you Lucios. I've seen Lucio desperate trying to pick up a bad team. It's sad. He's a beast, but I feel like him and Mercy promote shitters. Zens cool, because he set his heal on the best player and ignore the shitters. Symmetra's my support bae, though.
I mostly played D.Va though, so healers weren't really needed. A good Zen and Symmtra was what I'd like to see.
>>338493610
Why the fuck wasn't I doing this in the beta, holy shit. You can get the drop on so many people with the height he was at.
>>338493776
Those are some noncanon heights right there.
>>338492362
Oh anon, I don't even know how I'd repay you for that...
>>338493851
just look at them anon
>>338494032
I meant that Tracer's taller than Mei.
>>338485112
>18 player killstreak
>good
Okay anon
>>338484905
I'm really disappointed that this game is so bland. They have some great ideas and character designs, even though I do hate this pixar aesthetic. I had fun once during the entire beta and that was in my second game when I went on a kill streak. After that it just never felt fun.
>>338494032
Trash ship, anon
>>338493302
Damn, anon. Got to respect that dedication.
As Mercy I'd doubt you had a whole lot of fun with a D.Va main (especially my got to go fast D.Va), but I'd hope I could off-tank with you in a pub. Hell off-support with Symmetra too.
>>338494265
Nigga ain't got no penis. She gunna have to install a robo dick
I want to sensually kiss and lick Mercy's tummy!
>>338493823
Also these.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB-IDAkb6og
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O17pAn4MH7A
>>338494378
>fleshbois
>compete
>>338494378
>implying Mercy didn't use her nano-machines to make her cyborg husbando a penis
>>338494169
>They stole some great ideas and character designs
Fixed for you, anon.
>>338494447
Get in line, that paunch is all mine
>>338494651
Go home Randy, you're drunk.
>thread with trip begging for key
>still replying
Yeah you are all idiots
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CdZletQEcO
>>338494371
I had a lot of fun with mercy. I also had a few people who added me or wrote me on psn because I was such a good healer.
Feels good
Anybody else has an Evolve vibe from this game?
me and my friend were tired of it before the beta was even over and we know some other folks who did too, the whole game had a f2p feel to it but they are demanding money and soon after they will add microtransactions...
This is litterally Evolve.
>>338495262
I know right, Battleborn is much better but shill just jump at your throat.
>>338495398
They are both shit.
>>338495262
>Comparing TurtleRock to Blizzard
you're the one who needs to evolve.
Can't wait to have true online fun again.
>>338495034
ya alright?
>>338495034
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QU5Ifjy4dB
>>338491214
You got a nice name Anon.
Kinda faggy but nice.
>>338495262
Overwatch doesn't have a lot of content, but blizzard said, that they're going to update the game with new maps, heroes and game modes for free.
And evolve had a fuck load of microtransactions right from the beginning.
And also two fucking season passes. They game was already almost dead and they decide that they're going to throw in another fucking season pass for the full price to completely destroy the community.
I don't understand why publishers think that people love dlc.
>>338494803
>>338494447
>Anon's trying to kiss my floppy belly that im trying to tuck away
N-No, Bitte nicht...
>>338495812
>they're going to update the game with new maps, heroes and game modes for free.
>for free
https://eu.battle.net/shop/en/product/overwatch-origins
>Optional real money purchases available.
you'll have to buy new heroes and maps
If everyone else has an accent, or even speaks their native language, why is pharah's VA some white girl?
>>338495827
No need to be embarrassed, I'm sure it's the most softest plump tummy in the world.
>>338495398
battleborn and overwatch are litterally the same shit in different packages, both games will pull out an EVOLVE at the same time
Unless Randy pulls it out as a f2p and make money on microtransactions (like they already intend to do) he will fail even harder because overwatch is investing hard on advertising it like the next big thing and normies are buying it up, that is overshadowing battleborn but once that feeling of fresh fades, both games gonna be left with an unbalanced boring game and the population will decrease severely.
>>338496042
I hate those accents
>>338496029
the optional real money puchases are the loot boxes with skins and other shit.
http://www.pcgamer.com/all-of-overwatchs-post-launch-maps-and-heroes-will-be-free/
>>338487384
gog
>>338496029
>they litteraly said that maps,characters , and modes would be free with a possible option to buy loot box's in the future
>but please take my shit posting word over the devs
>>338496029
I FUCKING KNEW IT
HOW DO I REFUND?!?!?
>>338496029
Oh no , get ready to the
>they are just cosmetic dlc jackass
then they add op characters in the future
>playing vanilla characters haha, what are you poor?
God what a blunder.
>>338495827
>belly
That's a womb begging to be impregnated.
年増天使は下半身がエロい
>>338496646
>>338496535
Stop being retarded the in game purchase is for Lootboxes.
>people actually use Mercy to heal instead of the black guy
>>338496125
>>338496694
P-Please anons, I'm just here to heal and nourish y-you.
>>338496871
The Chinese didn't like Mei, but did Nippon like Hanzo and Genji?
Or can they not stop fapping to America's superior waifus?
>>338487580
anime face ruins everything
>>338496958
LOOT BOXES? i can't even buy the skin i want i will have to gamble it?
NO ... just no...
I want off this ride
>>338497096
Are you saying you don't want me to rub your tummywhile I pump you full of semen?
>>338497043
>Black
>>338497185
You can get points to buy skins, stop being an actual retard.
>>338485721
Fucking retard
>>338497096
>yfw Mercy steals your semen and uses it
>activates the alimony card
>>338494803
>this image will never exist without that stupid fucking red circle drawn in
>>338497043
>Not using Zenyatta
>>338497096
I want to cuddle Mercy and have her pat my head as she calls me a goodgirl
>>338497096
I wanna plump up that soft tummy
>>338497297
He has a point, for attack at least. Objective kills, objective time, or some support card is the only thing I up vote. My k/d with D.Va was like 34 and 2. Doesn't mean shit if we couldn't cap.
Defense is all about eliminations, though; if it doesn't get to the second round at least.
>>338497220
>>338497447
>>338497762
>>338497782
G-Guys, I'm just for healing. No tummy s-stuff. I'm already engaged to my b-boyfriend, I met him last week and he's r-really nice.
>tfw want to play Overwatch with friends
>tfw have no friends
I-I guess quick matches are ok ;_;
>>338498405
What a whore. Superior waifu here.
>>338498405
>ooga booga
Ya blew it
>>338498405
Shut up and show me that paunch you Swiss slut.
>>338498405
i just got cucked
Kinda interested in this game but why does it cost so much?
>people unironically erping and shipping characters that don't make sense together
how fucking old do you have to be before you eventually grow out of this shit. if you seriously act like this and are old enough to post here then please just fucking off yourself, jesus christ.
>>338484905
>see Korean stream
>the teams are coordinated as fuck
>meanwhile pubbies literally just run into bullets
I just want to play as Mercy
Hey OP, different anon here. Are you a girl? If so I'll buy you the game in exchange forfour hours in a skype call where we talk and have fun, then masturbate with each other.
>>338498798
He has a boipussy, but can be a girl if you want.
Am I turning into a faggot by getting an arousal reading these kind of threads? Y-You're all women right?
The game will fail without the Japanese audience.
>>338498438
Just like me except i also don't have OW
>>338498798
>four hours in a skype call where we talk and have fun, then masturbate with each other.
Not OP, but if you want we can skip to the masturbation part where I fulfill your desires. I sound like Mercy if that helps. What's your skype?
>>338499005
Yeah, Hearthstone, LoL, and DotA are all withered husks without the almighty Japanese empire.
>>338499005
>Why are you so korean?
heh
>>338499005
>american game
>fail without japs
That's like saying WoW will fail without the japs.
>>338498995
You never had a chance with a real girl anyways, admit your defeat and take what you can get you day.
>>338498995
I'm getting hard just be reading those threads, dick doesn't make a difference anymore
I've accepted it
>>338498995
>believing that any of them are actually women
you cannot be this gullible.
I seriously hate this retarded "Healers are super sexual nymphos that want millions of dicks." meme. It's really fucking forced and not funny.
Should I buy origin or standard edition?
>>338499212
All that matters anyway is the character that they are. Nothing wrong with believing that everyone is a filthy slut that gets pleasure from making you cum, as you imagine them going down on you.
>>338499293
T. Mercy's cuck boyfriend
![Heal+whores+all+of+you+prove+me+wrong+you+take+that_2dded9_5847535[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/79fxh9w.jpg "Heal+whores+all+of+you+prove+me+wrong+you+take+that_2dded9_5847535[1].jpg")
>Healers for years in various games
>We're all known as helpful and/or jaded supports that don't stop, even when the mana's gone
>Healers currently
>I SURE COULD HEAL BETTER WITH SOME TASTY DICK IN ME
>Oh god, where are my upvotes :'O ??
>team sucks, afking, bg fags
I blame normalfags and actual fags getting into gaming in such large numbers.
>>338499083
Those games are all slowly dying while if you look at a game with Japanese support, like FFXIV and Blade & Soul, it is growing stronger every year
>>338499151
and look at WoW now, they won't even release subs numbers
>>338499049
> I sound like Mercy if that helps.
kek
>>338499293
So... Your saying very ass?
>>338497043
PUPP N SUDS BAY BEE
>>338498405
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>338499356
Guys acting like girls is probably my fetish idk
>>338498638
paywall to keep kids, 3rd world shitskins that don't speak english and cheaters out as much as possible
game should have been 100 dollars tbqh
>>338499049
But are you actually a girl?
>>338499687
SOUL SKATERS
>>338500276
What did you think it meant? Yes, I'm a woman, kid.
>>338500376
lon
>>338500376
A woman with a big futa dick.
>>338500376
>Yes, I'm a woman
Dropped
>>338500376
Well it's like, I can't assume you're a girl on the internet. But in any case, got an email I can toss my skype to you?
>>338499381
>healing
Literally why?
>>338500546
Just post your Skype or send it to a trashmail thingy
*raise hoof*
when this game come to f2p?
I want to heal herbuttwith mymouth
>>338500578
Because it's better than just +25 shields you pooper scooper.
>>338493302
ma nigga
>ended up level 40 with 20 hours played as mercy through beta
>>338500657
not that guy, but im definitely interested in hearing this
[email protected]
>>338500814
How about never.
>>338500881
You never heard of cover or med pack scrub?
>>338500814
When WoW becomes F2P
>>338500917
I only reached 28 or 29, because I didn't have so much time.
Couldn't play on the first day and also on Tuesday because of the uncharted 4 release.
I actually didn't even like overwatch from what I saw before I played it, but the beta completely convinced me to pre order it.
By the way, I can still see your psn name. It's twice on the screen and you only hid one of the two.
