>"press start to continue"
>press A
>game continues
Who /devilish/ here?
You're just a dumb frogposter
You're just a dumb frogposter
>Press any button to continue
>Press the power button
You're just a dumb frogposter
>op wants me to bump his thread
>sage
kys dumb frogposter
>saving my game
>see the spinning saving prompt
>exit the game anyways
>>338399936
Silly frogposter.
>>338400372
No wonder you're....corrupted!
>>338399936
>Press any button to continue
>Don't press any buttons
>press any button to continue
>push my dad's buttons by reminding him about mom's "friend" tyrone
>he smashes my game console across my face
>play pokemon game
>say 'no' every single time the game gives you a choice to say yes or no
I can say from experience that after gen 3 they just didn't even read the 'no' as "I don't want to progress the plot right now let me grind some more and come back to say yes later", and rather have the NPC go "come on don't be like that" and railroad you to the next area.
>>338400632
That shit always annoyed me. Why even put in a choice if both options are exactly the same thing?
The absolute madman
>game tells you not to stand too close to the tv and take 5 minute breaks whenever you play for an hour
>don't
>>338401163
>go swimming 10 minutes after playing instead of waiting 3 hours as the game suggests.
>loading, please wait
>don't wait
>playing tactical shooter
>friend needs suppressive fire
>take out my pistol and hipfire into the sky
>"Take your friends to Azeroth, but don't forget to go outside Azeroth with them as well!"
>Never talk to people in real life
>>338399936
>see a thread I don't like
>instead of not replying to it or hiding it, I bump it
>>338400775
it's an "are you sure" prompt masked as gameplay to fool gullible faggots like in windows when you are deleting shit
>warning: don't play this game if you have epilepsy
>play it anyeasdbzx.cc[code]x[/code]
>press start to continue
>keyboard has no start button
>you cant rebind buttons, so you just randomly click shit to check out which one is """"start""""
>>338402127
>it's not enter neither space or esc
>sweating intensifies
>>338402326
Why would escape be start, you dumb cunt
You want to start by ESCAPING?
>>338400221
Ok, I laughed.
>>338402127
>left mouse button works but you have to click the tiny "click here to start" text
>>338402520
I want toescape life
>>338402520
if it's not enter I go for space
if it's not space then I for some reason press esc
my point was if it's not any of those I have no idea what to press next. backspace maybe?
>>338403015
>It's something random like F or C
>>338403015
Right Ctrl
>>338403115
>>338403015
honestly, has this ever happened?
>installing a program
>asks me if I want a toolbar or extra free software installed
>agree but actually hate that kind of shit on my computer
>>338400447
Damn.
>>338403158
yes and
>intro splash screens
>first one is skipped by pressing space
>second one is skipped buy mouse clicking
>the third is skipped by enter
fucking cannot remember the game for the life of me so believe me or don't
>>338399936
>please do not turn off game while save icon is on screen
>turn off game
>>338403158
I think valkyria chronicles had some retarded bindings
>>338403115
>it's mouse1
and now I feel dumb for not trying
>>338403158
Maybe not for Press Start, but it happens all the time for skipping cutscenes. I didn't even realize you could skip cutscenes in DaS3 until my second playthrough.
>>338399936
>CSGO game starts
>tab out and watch netflix
>keep it in windowed so I can hear my teammates screaming
>hold c to crouch
>rebind it to ctrl
>games for windows live
>have to press HOME
fucking every time
>Mission Objective: Survive!
>Die on purpose
>>338403158
Ikagura its "1" by default
>>338403015
Back of the knee maybe?
>>338403447
I do this every game
how the fuck do you press c consistently while avoiding space anyway and why when ctrl is free anyway
>>338399936
>adjust brightness so that dragon is invisible
>make it little brighter so that dragon is visible.
>game says to play in a well lit room while sitting far away from the TV
>I play it in a dark room close up to the TV anyways
>>338403595
c is usually for toggle crouch and some devs are just retarded
PC ports in general are often poorly (if at all) tested
>mfw everyone in this thread
>pirate game
>beat it
>"thanks for supporting our studio!" as credits roll
>>338403845
which sleeping dogs character is this
>game says press any key to start
>run down stairs and press car keys
>game says to take a break every hour or so
>I don't
>>338403815
and then every single friend of me who plays cs says it's way better
do competetive players also use it or ctrl
>>338403947
>press scroll lock
>it works
>>338403985
I don't know shit about competitive CS but maybe if you need to duck a lot, ctrl gets tiring on your little finger
Maybe then it is preferrable to put your thumb on c even if it's a bit uncomfortable at first
>>338400632
>Fallout 4
>Choose the negative every time
>No way to advance anything
Or
>Forces you to take the quest anyway
We miss you Black Isle
>>338403845
>Press (RT) to shoot
>i press left mouse button
>Press Down on the D-pad
>I press Q and drag my mouse down
>Press (B) to crouch
>i press c
devlish is my second name
>Press Ctrl Alt Del to sign in
>keyboard doesn't work
>try the virtual on-screen keyboard made for disabled people
>click ctrl, alt, delete
>doesn't actually work
>>338404226
Too bad Planet Escape Tournament was absolute shit
>please read these terms of service carefully
>don't
>>338403015
Prnt Scrn
>press any button to continue
>Pull button from inside the controller instead.
>>338403918
Eric Chao from Watch_Dogs
>>338404336
You can also press Ctrl Alt insert if you want to be really naughty
Dumb frogposter
>>338404548
>try it out
>it just starts my winamp song from the beginning
WHOA
>>338404741
dumb dumb frogposter poster
>>338403546
that's bullshit man you know you went ham trying to survive the fall of reach
>post reaction image on 4chan
>get called a 'dumb frogposter'
>>338403676
>Adjust slider until you can barely see the grey bar
>Do exactly
>The game is dark as shit and I can't see anything
>>338405482
>and then normies steal our jokes
>>338405482
peepee pls dont cry
>>338403985
>competitive '''''gamers'''''
>wanting their opinion on anything
Devillishly diabolical
>>338399936
I used to try different buttons for each game to see what works. Results varied.
>/reddit9k/ memes
FUCK
OFF
>>338405846
So depressed man.. Can't even use them as reaction images. Fuckers like >>338406230
have ruined everything.
>>338406389
what is this new retarded pepes name?
>>338400495
>Savoury foods and chocolate
What the fuck? I mean adults shouldn't be anywhere near that regardless but christ is that a chocolate dip for chicken?
>>338401450
Lmfao bruh
>>338406683
Dunno what you're on about.
>>338406820
I thought it was just a chocolate covered cupcake or something
>>338406820
>>338407031
its a little brownie
>>338406820
it's a brownie. you know, as dessert for the kid eating their "healthy" dinner.
>>338405620
i just max brightness in every game because else you can't see corners
>>338399936
Stupid evil frogposter
>>338399936
>>338400372
>>338401163
>>338403181
>>338403359
>>338403546
>>338403736
>>338403872
>>338403976
>>338404336
>>338404414
>>338405000
>>338405482
>>338406389
>>338407003
you have to be 18 to post here
>>>tumblr
>>338407334
>ywn be the meme vigilante
>>338407334
>>338407334
>>338407309
>>338406230
>>338405846
>>338404741
>>338404741
>>338400384
>>338400384
>>338400357
>>338400313
>>338400245
>>338400170
>>338400010
i hope you're all being ironic. any time i see someone talking crap about the pepe on this board i have to wonder if they are serious. and then i realize they very well might be. i'm usually good at gauging levels of irony but i suspect there aren't any here.
bro-- you're a fucking fool. you're the joke. a successful comic panel becoming a meme and captivating the website is not a joke. a prominent creation that calls for strong borders, putting an end to the ridiculous illegitimate influx of ugly uneducated normalfags pouring into our website, for more competent crossboard funposting, for hilarious edits that get made everyday, is not a fool. it's unbridled creativity and unapologetic high-quality meme making. it's a joke that we would have an anti-lewd post, and later, a lewd anime thread getting massive praise. it's a joke that we would have an anti-frogpost, and later, a thread praising spidermanbutt or millenom girl. it's a joke that people continue to support the globalist anime shit machine. those are the demons. those are the devil. you've got to step back and wonder why 4chan doesn't have it in for these criminals like they do Pepe. but you don't. you take it at face value. hating pepe is cool among the know-nothing shitpost legion. and you haven't thought into why that is at all. you're just buying into the narrative, wholesale. and it's honestly disgusting. pissant
>>338408610
>>338401816
They meant Outland.
>>338408912
FUCKING NORMIES
PEPE'S OUR MEME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's not a frog. Pepe's actual colour is blue.
>>338409852
>>>tumblr