>start RPG
>check starting equipment
>all clothing slots - Empty
The only sad thing about this is not being able to remove all the clothes of my cute busty paladin female.
>>338394526
>first weapon you get is a stick
>there are shadowbeasts and orcs in front of the first town you visit
>start RPG
>Mom wakes you up
hungry skeleton
>start rpg
>check stats
>my hero excels in numerous areas but lacks one specific stat
>Start game
>No weapon
>Sent through a field of monsters
>clothing slots
They're armor slots, dumbass.
>>338394763
what the FUCK
>>338395138
Kids a fucking pedophile
>Start RPG
>Asked vague abstract questions
>Unknowingly just set your class and difficulty for rest of game
>Only way to change it is to start over
>Start RPG
>You're under leveled for the first boss because you didn't grind
>>338395685
>you can't go back to grind
>you're stuck in that level until you defeat the boss
>>338395456
Someone just stole your sweet roll btw.
>>338394763
ECW ECW ECW
>start JRPG
>Seems fun
>look at game cartridge
>it's zelda
>>338395456
the fuck? Is this stage? Can't imagine people cutting up people's hair randomly.
>>338395685
>Start RPG
>So far so good
>Boss 1/3rd through can't be beaten unless you grinded a certain way.
>No turning back if you fucked up, had to start over.
>Immediately after, the fight relies on dumb AI allies not fucking up.
>>338394526
>start RPG: Deluxe Edition
>check starting equipment
>full of game-breaking DLC items
>>338395456
Qt love the beauty mark.
>>338399030
>downloaded Darksiders 2
>came with all DLC
>"neat"
>30 weapons and armor that trivialize the beginning of the game.
At least they weren't completely broken.
>>338394763
Dat cookie tho.
>>338396065
Source of this image?
>>338395456
She's cute, well done convincing her that you're a sociopath to be avoided at all costs.
>>338396065
I'm looking at how it's starting to rain outside and she doesn't have a jacket to make sure she doesn't get sick.
>start RPG
>Gear up Party
>Party member randomly leaves
>Takes their gear with them
>>338399460
It's a joke pic anon I've seen it in other threads.
>>338399395
anna song
>start RPG
>sent to the forest to get some shit
>come back and my village is destroyed
>kill god in the end
>Party member gets KO'd in the last 30 seconds of the fight
>Gets no XP
>Start rpg
>Come across a fight you're meant to lose
>Win
>Game over
>start RPG
>branching pass
>go right
>keep going
>oh shit it looks like the main path I better go back and check the other thing
>go left
>cutscene after making 5 steps
>miss the thing on the right
>>338394526
Don't mind me
>>338395000
those boobs
>>338399768
Jesus christ, thanks anon. I know what I'm fapping to later.
>>338396065
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>>338395000
Who is this woman?
>>338400661
I want milk so fuck you.
>>338394763
Sauce boss
>start RPG
>Name your character
>Now name 4 more characters immediately afterwards
>start game
>regret all the names halfway through game when you finally meet them
>>338401862
>name your character
>6 hours into the game you meet an NPC who has the same name
>Battle enemy
>attack with sword
>0 damage
>>338402027
there should never be 0 damage imo
>>338399939
>now your even party levels are off by one
>>338402645
I don't care how casual it might make me, this is the reason I strongly prefer games where the party levels as one.
>>338401862
Golden Sun? The first Shin megami tensei?
>play rpg
>health is red bar / circle
>mana is blue bar / circle
any rpg that actually has a gud ui without bars or circles?
>>338402883
What do you want then? A health square? A health trapezoid?
>>338402857
Earthbound
>>338402883hearts?
>>338403324
it doesn't have to be any shape, other methods would be cool
there's gotta be some more dank way
>>338403454
hearts is basically just an interrupted health bar
>>338401862
Basically my blind playthrough of earthbound with no research
>you name them wrong and don't realize the default name
>Paula = MOLLY
>Why
>>338394526
>legend of grimrock
am i a casual baby for saying that game (atleast the puzzles in it) are fucking inanely difficult.
i mean i have it on steam and played it for quite a few hours, so i knew i liked the premise and gameplay somewhat
But then when i went to india i purchased it on my ipad thinking "hey, some dungeon crawlan mite b cool on the long ass flight im going to take" then got stuck on some bullshit puzzle which made fuck all sense when i got to the next terminal to look up the answer
I genuinely like the premise of the gameinfact i wrote about my characters journey(further than i got ingame) throughout my tripand also a mad max inspired story too, fuck i need to write more
but really, im not the greatest at puzzle games though i felt as though LoG had some(or one) really retarded puzzle's that completely ruined the vibe for mealso mad max was damn good albeit very ubisoft so that killed it a little bit but overall shit was damn good
>>338395765
Hello Baten Kaitos
>>338403781
>Anonymous
Monster Hunter?
(if your into no health bar on the boss and no MP, just HP and Stamina)
>>338403781
Numbers then. Nothing else but numbers.
>>338399773
hello <any JRPG>
>>338394526
>start rpg
>starter equipment can become the strongest in the game if you hold on to it.
I hate this. I now always keep my starter weapon and armor in my inventory.
>>338404327
nah I meant like no bars for neither player nor monsters
a minimalist kind of ui
>>338404347
I was thinking of a more aesthetic presentation
>>338403781
red on the side of the screen? Like call of spoobie?
and for mana how about relevant aura or spell smoke of the bluish color?
>>338396065
stomach utters
>>338404706
What is Dragon's Dogma?
>Play this RPG
>Everything is randomly generated
>Play it for an hour
>You have now experienced every single thing this game has to offer
>All that awaits is simply more of it
Fucking Random content generation means LESS content, NOT MORE! REEE!!
>>338404148
Do you remember what the puzzle was? Grimrock didn't really have any puzzles that weren't logical.
>>338405589
The rusty weapons are very useful, some more than others but they're not the most powerful. Armor can be anything with high enough stats.
>>338401862
>Start Mother 3 first time
>oh cool, you get to name the whole family, so they're all playable?
>name then after my parents and brother
>name Clause my brother's name Nick
>get to the end of the game
>completely regret that decision and cry like a bitch
>>338399768
>anon delivers
thanks famalan
>>338403324
health octagon please
>>338404148
I only experienced that in LoG2 because one puzzle required instructions from another dungeon which I had finished but then took a break from the game so I had no idea what to do.
Still, great games. Shame they don't get mentioned more
>>338400056
What game even did this? Usually it just plays the next cutscene anyway as if you lost.
>>338407187
In Demon's Souls if you beat the tutorial boss you get punched by Dragon God and die anyway
Although you do still get rewarded
>>338400096
I do this shit constantly, dragon quest has conditioned me to check every nook and cranny
>>338400056
chrono trigger
>>338404914
yeah that's about the only other method I could think of
>>338394763
delet this
>>338404478
Name some
