>quake is based in medieval times
this motherfucker got a chainsaw your argument is invalid
How do you know medieval people didn't have chainsaws? Were you there?
>>338379643
how did they run them? they didnt have gasoline or electricity
>>338379643
How do you know they did? Were you there?
>>338379703
It's not like gasoline and electricity didn't exist until modern times.
>>338379542
>quake is based in medieval times
Is it? Who said that?
>>338379542
>quake is based in medieval times
Says you and nobody else.
It's got magic and shit sure
>>338379703
>They didn't have gasoline or electricity
The only people saying that are people that weren't there
Faggots like you need to get educated
>>338379703
How do you know they didn't have gasoline or electricity?
>>338379725
Yeah. How do you know I wasn't there?
>>338379810
someone in a thread yesterday
>>338379703
Come on, fucking olive oil dude. Just saying, the Romans had lots of olives man
>>338379542
>implying there was no chainsaws in Middle Ages
How do you explain pic related then?
>>338379893
How do you know that? Were you there?
>>338379930
>Olive oil
>Romans
Mate, Mongolians invented the ancient olive oil-based fuel tank
>>338379542
>wanted his chainsaw
>got stuck with a shitty axe instead
>>338379542
>5th century
>not having a chainsaw to work your crops
>>338379976
goddamnit /v/
>>338379974
>starts up his faithful chainsaw for the fight down in the well
>goes for a bit before running out of gas.
Was it even worth it?
>Quake 1 is demons 'n' shit
>Quake 2 is robot aliens who use organics for building material and fuel
Listen they had all kinds of shit back in egypt chainsaws, rocket launchers, nail guns you name it.
Who said it was medieval? It's obviously futuristic with alternative dimensions.
>>338379542
>swings a chainsaw around willy nilly like some light weight blade
>doesn't get embedded in flesh, chain snapping from improper use or kicks back and hits him in the face for being a fuckwit
Its like they have never even used a proper chainsaw before.
>>338380256
I would have liked quake more if every game put you in some new abstract foreign world to shoot shit up.
>>338380453
game + realism = no fun
>>338380453
>>338380526
It's not your dad's chainsaw.
>>338380453
More like you never used a proffesional heavy duty chainsaw.
>>338379542
Jesus christ, fucking kids.
Educate yourself before posting garbage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OipJYWhMi3k
>>338380453
How many people have you actually killed with a chainsaw anon?
>>338380430
I always thought these fucktwats were the worst part of quake2. First you feel happy that you finally find some humans and then they don't do anything. You can save them, you can free them, you can kill their captors and they won't even acknoledge you did anything and continue sobbing.
>>338380256
I never tried to understand the plot other than the devs trying to make something as edgy as possible. That was back when alien shooters wasn't totally played out.
alsoUT > Q99 fight me
>>338380734
>it's an eceleb vid
think for yourself sometime bud
>>338380780
I slaughtered a hog with one once, it was crippled from not eating enough poison so I had to behead it. Ending up having the chain break and fucked up my arm hardcore (imagine a chain of blades ripping into your flesh at 80 feet per second). The hog died from blood loss and I was left with about $12000 in stiches
Friendly reminder that if you prefer the left you should off yourself.
>>338381065
Sounds more like you have circumstances that feed a fear of chainsaws rather than chainsaws being shit. Don't "more you know" anybody because you have shitty equipment.
>>338381141
>Anything higher than 680x480
heresy
>>338381065
I am curious, how does that happen? Doesn't the chainsaw circulate in the direction you are pointing rather than towards you? Wouldn't that mean that if the chain snaps it just flies of away from you?
>>338381141
I usually couldn't care less about people using filters, but that looks fucking horrible.
>>338381449
Depends on if the link gets thrown before it reaches the apex, during the apex, or afterwards.
>>338381065
You have my sympathies anon also had a similar experience with this save for that I was trying to cut down a tree rather then carving pork with my grandfathers chainsaw. I learned the true meaning of safety when I was about couple inches away from decapitating myself when the bar decided to jump out of the tree I was cutting and rocketing towards my face. Suffice to say you learn to take extra precautions when using such dangerous equipment and learning the meaning of proper maintenance. I haven't touched one of those things since and its been nearly two decades past.
>>338381141
Old CRTs with scanlines would make the image not look like the right.
>>338380430
Is quake 2 a good game worth playing? Looks like the black sheep of the 3
>>338381065
Okey, why the fuck did you think killing a hog with a chainsaw would be a good idea anon. That's some /b/-tier curiousity. Not to mention the fucking screams from that hog must've been horrible.
>>338382413
yes, it's good
the soundtrack is amazing
>>338379542
there are also rocket and grenade launchers
>>338380869
You're wrong.
>>338380124
>noblemen
>>338379542
>based
yes it's "based" ON medieval times with massive amounts of liberty taken with the setting, weapons, etc, etc, etc..
What is "ancient aliens theory," you ignorant buffoon.
>>338381065
Why not just slit its throat? or hell just shoot it?
Honestly the only thing I hope comes of the new Doom doing alright is a remake of the original Quake or a new game in that original, anachronistic eldritch horror setting.
>>338379542
It's not based on Medieval times
It's based on Lovecraftian works set in a gothic theme.
Proper Lovecraftian Quake reboot when?
>>338379542
it's based on lovecraft, body horrors and twisted sci-fi.
i.e this would have been a better template for their oblivion with guns romp, but they instead went and bought fallout and made something mediocre instead.
not it was supposed to be medieval but they scrapped it
did they also have machineguns and slipgates back then? what about lightning guns?
>>338382413
I like it for its coherent level design. Quake's abstract levels combined with the lack of a map was a recipe for disaster.
>>338383448
>this would have been a better template for their oblivion with guns romp
The day bethesda/modern id makes quake an open world rpg is the day I throw myself off a bridge.
>>338379542
It was in a hellish dimmension, ala Doom. There was a medieval tone in some enemies but that was it. There were also demons and Lovecraft names, for gods sake.
>>338379703
They're like Orks. They just go RHAMWRARAWHRAM and the blades go around by magic.
