Okay seriously, who are the fucking good guys and who are the bad guys? I don't understand what's going on.
Reaper and Widowmaker are the only two I'm sure are "bad guys".
>>338377318
hanzo maybe?
>>338377318
Why dont you fucking play this instead? It´s the same game and came out years ago. Overwatch is like a cheap Brink rip off. In couple months nobody will care about your Pixar animation. Nobody.
>>338377397
Which side do these fuckboys stand on?
>>338377529
said nobody ever.
>>338377318
Symmetra thinks she's good but she's bad
>>338377529
lol
>>338377397
No genji is the shitty evil brother, hanzo is the good guy
>>338377656
>Genji
>Evil
>>338377531
Their own. Australia had some sort of meltdown and went full Mad Max. These guys are just in it for the money.
>>338377656
other way around i think, hanzo was an enforcer for the yakuza equivalent or somesuch.
I believe they're all good guys
The bad looking guys are actually reformed bad guys
>>338377318
Good guys
>Tracer
>Soldier 76
>Winston
>McCree
>Pharah
>Mei
>Reinhardt
>Torbjorn
>Mercy
>D. Va
>Zenyatta
>Genji
>Lucio
>Big Red
Grey area characters
>Symmetra
>Hanzo
>Zarya
>Bastion
Bad guys
>Widowmaker
>Reaper
>Junkrat
>Roadhog
>>338377898
>>338377656
Hanzo and Genji are brothers and scions of some family-based criminal syndicate. Both are also ninjas. Hanzo was the good kid who always finished his veggies and was totally hype about becoming the Godfather or whatever. Genji didn't give a shit about anything except his katanas, got into some accident, and is now heavily cyborged. Now he's trying to come to terms with what he's become, while still giving no shits about his family's business.
>>338377318
Reaper: Mercenary that wants to kill former Overwatch members.
Widowmaker: Assassin working for 'Talon' (badguys inc.)
Roadhog and Junkrat: Part of the 'Junkers' gang, rob, steal, kill
Hanzo: Wandering leader of the Shimada clan, Overwatch's version of the Yakuza, trying to repent.
Symmetra: Corporate agent for the Vishkar Corporation, somewhat involved (reluctantly) in their shadier activities.
>>338377531
>Which side do these fuckboys stand on?
They're literally neutral mercenaries in it only for the dollah
>>338377652
That was only because it was free and everyone wanted to see if it's worth it. I, and many others, completely dropped the game after playing it for a few hours.
how come tracer is so wacky and fun even though she probably murdered hundrets of people and/or saw them die.
>>338378112
>accident
>killed by Hanzo
>>338378280
It's her defense mechanism. Catch her on a bad day and she's a sobbing wreck.
>>338378280
>wacky character who is actually violently twisted
Definitely an original concept, we may never find an answer to your question.
>>338377318
Simple.
Reaper and Widowmaker work for Talon, a Terrorist organization trying to start a new Human-Omnic war.
Tracer, McCree, Mercy, Reinhardt, Genji, Winston, Mei, Soldier 76 and the rest of the Overwatch work to undo Talon and right wrongs in the world.
Symmetra works for an evil Indian megacorp that is basically ONE VISION, ONE PURPOSE and believes in absolute order and control.
Lucio is a SJW using music to fight da powa.
Zarya is a racist Russian bodybuilder chick who wants to wreck some toasters with a Tesla gun.
Junkrat and Roadhog are Australians who have escaped their containment island and are on a murder spree throughout the world.
Zenyatta is probably with the Overwatch.
Bastion is like a retarded R2D2 and just wants to hang.
D.Va is a Korean mechapilot that fights against Godzilla-Omics and Pharah is an Overwatch-wannabe fangirl.
Did I forget anything?
>>338378280
>how come tracer is so wacky and fun even though she probably murdered hundrets of people and/or saw them die
Tracer? Dude have you seen the cast? It's literally a mish mash of superheros sterotype with the personality depth of a puddle in the middle of the Sahara.
>>338378447
>Junkrat and Roadhog are Australians who have escaped their containment island and are on a murder spree throughout the world.
>>338378447
I don't think Mei's part of Winston's reformed Overwatch, but rather working independently to go off and fight personified Global Warming or whatever.
>>338378535
i mean, shallow characters do not justify shallow writing.
TF2 characters are also simple stereotypes, but they were written in a self-aware kind of way and always laugh about themselfes being mass-murdering psychopaths.
>>338378072
Roadhog and junkrat are nuetral mercinaries.
Half of these people were apart of overwatch
Then there are just people here for no reason like bastion and zenyatta and symettra and lucio.
The lore is so barely developed we know basically everything BESIDES why random assholes are fighting eachother around the world and coming out of overwatch ships.
>>338378796
>Neutral
>Wanted murderers who have caused multiple millions in collateral damage
>Australian
One of these doesn't look like the others.
>>338378447
Yeah.
Why the fuck are they all fighting each other.
>>338379110
better question:
why the fuck are they working together?
>>338378447
D.Va is part of overwatch.
>>338378196
>overwatch won't be big because I stopped playing it
>>338379026
They are nuetral in the overwatch v talon thing. Nearly every single one of these characters are criminals too.
>>338379338
Nope.
>>338379204
[Citation needed]
>>338378771
>rather working independently to go off and fight personified Global Warming or whatever.
Much as I like Mei, and as much as Blizzard has made every effort to throw lore to to wind, this still bugs me for how completely disconnect she is from almost literally everything else. At least they're all involved with the human-omnic relations somehow, but then Mei shows up for global warming, unless the omnic war somehow accelerated that shit.
>>338377531
Chaotic villains who act with on petty and selfish goals and whims
>>338379639
Hey man, global warming is important. Mei is just a big-picture kind of person.
>>338380070
I get it, but how is affiliating herself with Overwatch going to help fight global warming?
>>338379391
No to the roadhog junkrat thing or the criminal thing?
Being apart of overwatch is illegal now, widowmaker is wanted reaper is wanted, soilder 76 is wanted, mcree is wanted, all the other previous members of overwatch are in hiding. Bastion used to be an ultra murder bot but woke up and forgot his kill all humans directives and just has a boner for nature now.
Lucio is a rebel against the vishkar company which isnt exacty "wanted" but hes still wanted dead by them. The only characters I can think of that arent exactly "wanted" would be like zayra, zenyatta, and d.va
>>338377318
Hanzo
Talon is evil
Overwatch is good
Reaper and Widowmaker work for Talon
Hanzo used to be a villian but he exiled himself from his clan after he "killed" Genji
>>338380281
>Being part of Overwatch is criminal
Yeah yeah, whatever. Go suck some Vishkar dick.
>>338377652
>just a bit over 10% of the damage was healed
faggots need to heal better
>>338378447
Zenyatta is part of the Omnic monk order Shambali.
He just travels the world preaching peace.
>>338380232
in the lore they say before Overwatch was outlawed they did climatology research.
They make it clear that Overwatch was more than a military organization but also one dedicated to research.
>>338378112
>accident
he was killed by his brother.
>>338380414
Literally it says this shit in the first two animations. They make this so painfully clear dude.
>>338377656
More like, Hanzo fulfilled the obligation of his family's criminal syndicate, out of honor and duty, until he killed his brother. Then he couldn't live with himself anymore. Lawful Evil, turned Neutral. Genji was a rich ninja playboy who went out and partied all the time because he didn't care about being yakuza. After his brother turned him to sashimi, Mercy saved his life turning him into a cyborg, where he was then obligated to join Overwatch: World Police. He goes to the mountains to become a monk. Neutral Good, Lawful Good and back again to Neutral Good.
>>338380503
And in her journals it says that since she was rescued, she's been working on and off with Winston.
>>338377318
Talon (Terrorists):
Reaper
Widow
Psychopaths:
Junkrat
Roadhog
Vishnar:
Symettra (Thinks it's for the greater good)
Yakuza:
Hanzo (although he seems to have quit and is doing his own thing now)
>>338377529
>brink poster in literally every OW thread
>>338380689
What journals?
>>338379110
The team fights aren't canon at all
>>338377318
Overwatch is an international task force created to crack down on any attempt for a people to shake off the globalist oppression.
They're all bad guys.
>>338380835
https://playoverwatch.com/en-gb/blog/19942649
>>338377397
Hanzo is the most "evil" of the brothers.
Genji was apart of the original OW squad. He's a good boy
>>338377318
i would like to play this game butno shekels, what do
>>338379204
nope. she works for the korean army.
>>338381003
Genji was a playboy. He was all about hookers and blow before he was murdered. Wasn't until he met Zen that he chilled out and became a good boy.
>>338380835
The day before her reveal last November, Blizzard posted some of Mei's journal entries that detail what she's been up to around the time when the game's set. I'm guessing these are what D.Va is talking about when she tells Mei that she's a fan of her work and is jealous she gets to travel so much for work, so presumably Mei's putting them up on the internet or whatever.
>>338381079
suck dick
>>338378196
On the other hand, I, and many others, preordered the game after seeing how fun it is first hand.
>>338378112
>Now he's trying to come to terms with what he's become
He's already done that after meeting Zenyatta, who's like his mentor now. IIRC Genji also worked/is working to dismantle the family crime empire.
>>338381003
Is McCree Pharah's father? He had a thing for her mother for sure/
>>338381003
Who's that women of the the far right?
>>338381461
Pharah's mom
>>338381461
the new sniper that's rumoured to be unveiled on monday I think, Sombra
>>338381443
Pharah is 32. Omnic crisis was 30 years ago. So Pharah was 2 when he mum joined Overwatch. Her mum helped found it, long before Mcree was anything to do with it.
>>338381079
If you have so few shekels, get a job.
>>338380438
>preach peace
>see enemy
>THERE IS DISQUIET IN YOUR SOUL
>1-4 robot balls to the head
>dead
>>338381171
>playboy
>worse than wanting to be yakuza
again, the lesser evil bro
>>338377529
You say Pixar like it's a bad thing
>>338380650
Please go get fucked by your megacorp masters, you wageslave shitstain
>>338380415
i average 7k or so on Lucio per match. am i ok anon?
so is winston a spape or a moonkey
>>338381079
Get a job.
>>338381934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozrxwjZ5xkU
>>338380414
http://overwatch.wikia.com/wiki/Petras_Act
If original OW was 30 years in the past, why do Mercy, McCree, and Tracer all still look young af.
>>338381996
>The joke
>Your head
>>338382157
Mercy and McCree weren't founding Members, and neither was Tracer but she also has some crazy time bullshit going on.
>>338381791
>being a child
heh, get lost kiddo
>>338380414
Overwatch was disbanded and declared illegal after the Omnic war.
>>338377529
>"Mom, I posted it again!"
>>338382157
Mercy and Mei have a conversation where they remark to each other how well they've aged; Mei's reason being that she was trapped in cryogenic suspension for years and Mercy presumably by applying her own magic medicine techniques to herself. Tracer's aging is all out of whack due to her time manipulation shenanigans. McCree's 37, so you'd assume he was a fairly latter-day member.
>>338377529
Just play Dirty bomb. It just doesnt have the parkour
>>338382157
They didn't all join at the same time. Tracer joined only a couple of years before it was closed.
>>338381589
how old is tracer then? does she not age because of time shennanigans?
Why are most of the Overwatch members pro Omnic if their entire purpose was to fight them?
>>338382629
Considering how fucking old everyone is, she's probably ~59.
Seriously, why is the cast composed of 80% people in their late thirties.
>>338382629
She's 26, at least biologically speaking.
>4 Overwatch threads on the same page
>the game not even fucking out yet
Christ, fuck off Overniggers
>>338382836
Would you rather have them be kids just like your shitty animes?
>>338378447
>Junkrat and Roadhog are Australians who have escaped their containment island and are on a murder spree throughout the world.
The fantasy of every true Australian.
>>338382996
I'd rather them be at least in their twenties. Most of them look way too young for their supposed age.
We need a loli too.
>>338382798
Because Omnics didnt du nuffin
>>338383205
maybe they look young because in such a future setting they've figured out how to slow the aging process
>>338377529
Brink is slow and also it fucking sucks.
>>338383335
They're still old farts.
>>338377318
the bad guys are blizzard. There are no good guys in this game or in real life.
>>338378280
Sounds like you need to watch this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-EGj2qdtxA
>>338379176
Better yet
Why arent they fucking already
>>338383416
>waaah my heroes aren't 14
I'm pretty sure that it's actually the Overwatch group that's the bad guys here. They fought against the robots trying to destroy all humanity and now they're best friends.
And if it was not obvious enough the equivalent of our UN forbid the organization, why would they do that if Overwatch would not do shady stuff?
Obviously they're trying to plot to take support the robots for another war and try to destroy all humans.
>>338377318
>good guys
viralers
>bad guys?
everybody else
>>338383592
that was interesting
>>338381461
Athena before she died from hot monkey dick and was kept alive digitally out of guilt
