/v/, I need your help to NOT get Overwatch. All these shills here are getting to me. ITT we give reasons why it is not worth getting. P-Please?
You might have fun for once. Better not risk it.
they're just shills and the real game wont be as fun as the beta.
no one is actually getting it
this picture made me realize I dont like mei anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_Mp5gE0HSw
All the characters have Caucasian features and are just colored differently for 'diversity'
Asians do not like like that at all. They look like little mice with chink eyes
Just another dev that knows white people are truly what everyone strives to look like aesthetically
>>338374679
>fat ugly bitch
>tattoo
I bet she is from USA.
>>338374736
>>338374834
Mei was always a meme character.
>>338374679
no dedicated servers
no server browser
20 tickrate
no gibs blood and gore
"4" gamemodes
no custom maps
6v6 only
>le Bioshock chain tattoo
>>338374679
It's a Blizzard game so it's pretty much guaranteed to be run into the ground. Give it 6 months or so.
>>338374679
>All these shills here are getting to me.
If you're that susceptible to outward pressures then you're not going to make it far in life.
>>338374836
>IT'S JUST LAY GAYM EX DEE?
40-60$ games with 20$ skins?
im not taking your anti-consumer cock up my ass anymore blizzard
good day
>>338374991
Still more content than what TF2 had at launch.
>>338374920
The shameful part is she left the tattoo on purpose. She changed the pose just enough so that it remained in the picture.
>>338374679
>the fat on that arm
OINK!
>>338374679
why do fat chicks ruin everything
>>338375191
not an argument
>>338374679
The fact it's an arena shooter is not enough for you?
>>338375126
maps and heroes will also cost money.
>>338374991
>20 tickrate
[citation needed]
>>338374679
why is there a roadhog cosplay next to a picture of mei
>>338374679
Why not just stop reading about Overwatch?
Just don't enter overwatch threads. This game is the flavor of the month it'll pass its prime just like every other game on this board before it.
>>338374679
It's slowish and has a low skill ceiling, just like every other modern class based shooter. You'll get bored with it after not too long. Characters you want to fuck with backstories that only exist outside the game won't change that.
>>338374679
It's really incredible how those pointed, oversized glasses combined with a fat dumpy face can make a girl look like she's sporting an extra pair of chromosomes
>>338375314
I haven't read or watched much gameplay of it but every day I see like 10 posts on here talking about it and how fun it is.
>>338375287
I wouldn't mind a shooter of some sort to break up the time I spend playing RPGs etc.
>>338375125
I'M SUCKING MY OWN COCK RIGHT NOW
>>338375506
So don't go into threads involving Overwatch.
>>338374679
The fat fuck right there in your pic is a good reason. Or the dyke Russian.
>>338374818
>Dark Souls 3
>"ugh, shills...
>Metal Gear Solid V
>"ugh, shills...
>Overwatch
>"ugh, shills...
hmmm, I see a pattern here.
>no one is actually getting it
would you like me to screencap that for you?
>>338374679
Fucking disgusting
> Bioshit tattoo
wow i bet she really thinks outside to box this gurl is slave to noone so independent and strong
>>338374679
kek
what a fat bitch
It's shillposting. It's like shitposting but they're ironically shilling the game even though they're not even getting it. It's a sophisticated form of shitposting that takes years of practise. No one knows why they do it, possibly because they enjoy seeing vulnerable people waste their time and money on garbage like they once did
>>338374679
The simple truth is that the best thing to come from Overwatch is the porn. And you don't even need the game for that, you can find it online for free.
>>338374679
Game is utter trash.
If you are doing it for the semen demons, just watch the the fanmade porn instead.
>>338375760
Solid point.
>>338375784
I laugh every time I see this image
>tfw she looks just like my gfYes, she is fat
>>338375784
i love this image
>>338375546
>MOM? DAD? DAD? I'M GONNA CUM! IN MY MOUTH! RIGHT NOW! I'M FUCKING GAY! I'M ACTUALLY GONNA SUCK MYSELF OFF!
>>338375598
But Dark Souls 3 and MGSV are actually good games. Overwatch LOOKS good but Blizzard are the biggest jews in the gaming industry so there is almost 100% going to be some bullshit down the road
>>338375191
When will this meme end?
Dedicated servers
You can choose what map and mode you play.
Has 4 classes
Most people quit playing the game because of stupid game altering micro transactions. Why would you want to do the same thing all over again?
Don't get the game. You'll never have fun queuing solo and playing with potatoes and your friends will drop the game after a month.
>>338375289
>maps and heroes will also cost money.
The dev in a video said both will be free.
>>338375687
THICK
too bad about the plastic face
Somebody post some porn already. There have been too many replies without some faggot posting Widow/Tracer/Mercy ass
>>338374679
>ITT we give reasons why it is not worth getting
Because you don't want it you fucking child.
>>338374679
TF2 for babies and waifufags
>>338375873
save it it's all yours my friend
OP, if you reply to me within the next 5 minutes with your facebook, i will gift an activation code. all you need to do is share overwatch screenshots with your friends for the next week. a deal's a deal.
>>338374679
Fucking fat piece of shit
>>338374679
>this fat fuck think she looks like Mei
>>338376232
this fucking post just made me laugh so hard i fucking deltrlhtsjjtahgwT
>>338374679
>unironically getting a prison tattoo for gamer cred
>>338374991
No ultrawide support
FOV can't go past 103
No modding allowed
>>338374679
Hipster credentials
>>338375687
>dat huge bra in the background
double confirmation of titty monster
![CiXXPIPXAAIQZ8x[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Djy6g76.jpg "CiXXPIPXAAIQZ8x[1].jpg")
>>338376105
Poor girl is probably too complexed to not photoshop her face
>>338376374
>no ultrawide support
so >>338374679 can't play?
>>338376485
You have been gifted Reddit Gold for this post. Congratulations!
>>338374679
Fucking culturally appropriating cis swine.
She's not even Chinese!!!!1
>>338376521
what's reddit gold?
>>338375687
>>338376435
She really needs to think a bit more before she starts putting melodramatic shit up on social networking, but I like Eclair just on the basis of how asspained she managed to make /cgl/ and /r9k/ this week.
>>338374942
yay, you posted your mem, here is your (you)
It's pretty simple, for all it's attempted complexity. Maps are very basic- an obvious middle route with 2 side routes to every choke.
Most characters are pretty easy to get to a passable level of skill without much effort.
>>338374942
Ive never played a blizzard game before and I think overwatch looks really good
>>338376592
>>338376592
It's a poor man's version of a 4chan Gold Account.
>>338374942
Stop living by memes.
>>338376608
I don't go these boards, I stumbled upon this girl by accident. What happened?
>>338376734
she's pretty so they got butthurt and made fun of her
>>338374679
The game is repetitive and annoying.
>>338375191
like 10 years ago
That bioshock tattoo really got to me, fuck
>>338374679
>>338375687
Why do they never get the arm pressing up against the boob right?
>>338374679
>Uncanny mei
>Fucking landwhale
>>338374679
>No content.
>No weapons.
>No ability trees.
>No progression.
>No Vehicles.
>No map pinging.
>No unlockable characters.
>No private servers.
>No Team Deathmatch.
Dude, just play Team Fortress 2.
It's the same game except it's free.
>>338376734
It wasn't just contained to there, crossposters took their bitching and moaning here.
A nobody cosplayer whose Mei got featured on Reddit and subsequently other videogame websites, which amassed her about 20,000 followers in the space of 3 or 4 days (She had about 1,000 before). It turned out she's happily dating a not particularly good-looking tubby Asian dude (Who also happens to be a /v/irgin), which unsurprisingly caused the spiteful /r9k/ sorts to get all bent out of shape (Which wasn't helped when the two of them quite openly started telling beta orbiters to fuck off). The girl's only about 18 or 19 and clearly wasn't sure how to properly cope with getting such a huge amount of attention in a short timespan, so she was honestly acting a bit sanctimonious and melodramatic on Twitter (She seems like a bit of an airhead, but I do think she genuinely means well enough), which coupled with the fact that she got big in a small time, sent bitchy /cgl/ posters into a meltdown.
But she's had her fifteen minutes of e-fame and everything seems to have died down now, so you probably won't hear much from her again.
>>338374679
that fucking biceps
what is her routine?
>>338377469
McDonalds
>>338377412
Nothing out of the ordinary I see, thank you anon
I hope the one thing that western game devs take away from Overwatch is that interesting character designs can at least get people interested in your a game.
>>338377412
The fact that people would get attached to a girl on the internet in a love at first sight way is the most pathetic shit ever. People really have a wild imagination to think it'd be possible to convince one of these girls to be your girlfriend and form a personal connection with and whatnot.I would know because I used to be one of them, except I was on an IRC and the girl turned out to be a guy. That really fucking burned and blew up in my face.
Mei is a fat fuck
Why do all nerd girls have that shitty bioshock tattoo?
Why is she so cute?
>>338378850
>she
>incredibly cute
>excellent physique
>kind and compassionate
>extremely clever
>passionate about animals and the environment
>clearly loves a good, hearty breakfast
>adorable accent
>fangirl of Western movies
>appreciates the art of crappy puns
What's not to like?
>>338377412
>It turned out she's happily dating a not particularly good-looking tubby Asian dude (Who also happens to be a /v/irgin), which unsurprisingly caused the spiteful /r9k/ sorts to get all bent out of shape
What was even the basis of that objection? You'd think they'd be ecstatic that a girl that hot was provably attainable.
>>338379264
We actually had one guy here who outright articulated it as "I'm better looking than this guy, so why does he get a pretty girlfriend while I'm alone and miserable?". So I'm assuming that the line of thought that was causing them all to get so hypertensive and aggressive.
>>338376659
>I've never played a blizzard game before
>I've never played Starcraft or Warcraft 3
you have to be 18 to post here anon
>>338374679
Why the fuck do you have that pic saved, she's fucking disgusting.
>>338379568
>wah, guys better looking than me are scum
>wah, guys worse looking than me are scum
Jesus, anybody that odious should just kill themselves and spare the rest of us from their misery.
>>338377412
Her Mei cosplay, if the pics here is any indication, is shit. No effort. Blue shirt and hipster glasses "leek gais, im Mei".
>>338374679
It's a meme game, just like Undertale.
If you love pandering meme games, all you have to do is submit.
>implying any game can rip me away from my korean desert grindfest.
>>338379185
>fat
This.
>>338375598
1. Why do you act like an assfaggot online?
2. Why are you so attatched to this game you get triggered at anybody doubting the game that is obviiusly being viral marketed?
I guess we need to start using trigger warnings so faggots like this don't shit their pants.
>>338377412
>she's happily dating a not particularly good-looking tubby Asian dude
Wait shit you mean I still have a chance?
>>338376250
>being this mad that that fat fuck lookc like mei
>>338379146
Does /v/ have to insinuate every woman a man. Why can't we have nice things.
>>338381756
Thats the thing, she is NOT fat. Only fucking morons not realizing arctic gear is THICK as fuck. She doesn't have fat rolls, her stomach is flat as hell. Her arms and legs are a have good good bit of muscle, just untoned.
>>338382456
How do you know? Are there in-game renders of her without the coat?
>>338374679
isnt that tattoo a prison tattoo? Did biocock infishit actually trick some nerd autists into getting a prison tattoo? Hope some wetback with sharpied on eyebrows stabs her in the ribs with a sharpened toothbrush for that.
>>338374679
that chick has some hard core mom arms going on there. Bet those fuckers flap in the wind.
>>338382456
She is overweight for sure.
Sure it's winning the genetic lottery overweight, but she has some chubby arms, and legs, and some fat titties.
Mei is not "fat" , but only by the convenience of being a video game character.
>>338382585
Of course she is fat, look at the freaking legs. "arctic equipment bla bla". She is a fatty. She sure ain't no Tracer, Widowmaker or Pharrah! She is not even a Mercy. She is a fatty.
Look at those biceps im jealous
>>338374679
>fat
>no breast
Fucking worthless
>>338382456
Pretty fucking fat in that picture you posted
>>338375045
>Gamer cread
>>338382456
>fat fetishists
>>338374679
Her arm looks like a marshmallow that was put in the microwave for a few seconds.
>>338382962
>overweight
>but not fat
It's semantics at this point, lad.
>>338382456
I live in Norway, i see chicks in arctic gear 8 months out of 12. This chick is not "thick". She is a fucking land whale.
>>338382962
I guarantee her BMI doesn't place her in the overweight section or higher, unless she is incredibly short. Either way, while I hate overweight people and obesity, Mei isn't anywhere near as bad as people claim her to be.
>>338375886
I'm so proud of my wife's son.
![XqyYBNp[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/XSMm9Tn.png "XqyYBNp[1].png")
>>338374679
>vidya game tatoo
Back the fuck off?
>>338383743
If you think Canadian Goose is artic gear, then you better hang yourself. Nobody in Norway uses artic gear
When is this game coming to steam?
>>338375760
what anime is this from? reverse search i sonly giving me yugioh.
>>338374679
Her body does not make sense. Fat people are fucking weird and disgusting.
>>338383820
I agree. I think we need to exercise more fat acceptance. There was a time in history where big was beautiful for a reason.
>>338384756
It's the new yugioh series with card games inside of robots.
>>338384294
Yeah that definitely happened.
>>338384756
Sega Genesis EvenJelly1
>>338384956
Probably because men were cuckolds unironically more in the past and couldn't control their women in europe
Fat was never hot in Asia
>>338381961
>2. Why are you so attatched to this game you get triggered at anybody doubting the game that is obviiusly being viral marketed?
>Overwatch thread
>ctrl + f "shill"
>20+ results
>not getting Overwatch
>>338385596
Why isn't the cloud next to Mt.Fuji moving?
>>338385596
>clipping
next gen my ass.
>>338384294
OHHH LOOK AT ME! IM SO NERDY! WITH MY MAINSTREAM SCI-FI RPG AND MY SUPERMAN RING! THE MOST COMMON FUCKING SUPER HERO! LOOK AT ME! LOOOOOOK AT ME!
>>338374679
reality vs. quality
I can't see myself not getting it but the main turn-offs for me are
>no custom maps
>blizzard tier balance (given)
>no way to change damage numbers etc in custom games
>it's only really good with friends
>>338374679
Why not? It's an enjoyable and slightly addictive game.
typical blizzard crack
>>338374834
that thing is easily 100 lbs heavier than mei
>tfw bought arcade stick parts instead of overwatch
tiny regret but not much
>>338376035
>>338376035
>Dedicated servers
not content
>You can choose what map and mode you play.
not content
>Has 4 classes
overwatch has 21
>>338384294
All of the conversations like this sound like what goes on in /r9k/ but never spills over into reality because they never leave the basement unless it's to shoot someone.
So who the fuck are these people talking to?
>>338387059
What is the appeal of Mei? She is so fucking boring and bland, she look like a Nintendo character.
d.va > mei from head to toe
>>338387305
>she look like a Nintendo character
think you're on to something there
what could they be going after by making a character like that
That huge fucking stake in her hair always bugs me. Wouldn't like some basic hair clip or loop hold her hair up the same?
Seems dangerous as fuck to wear right behind your head in a battle. Unless she whips it out tacticool style as her designated melee knife or something.
Shill needs to be an autoban word. Just because people talk about a game and.you don't like it doesn't mean they're shilling.
>>338374679
>fat
>tuck shop arms
>le chain tattoo
>iShit user
Imagine the opinions this girl must have, and all the Tumblr blogs she follows. I bet she's in a rape support group for online rape victims.
>there are people in this thread who are going to say she's good looking
why do we even need OW when new UT is around
>>338387741
lol
>>338374920
Wait are your countries not filled with tatted up white niggers too? Fuck I want out of here so bad.
>>338382391
>woman
>>338387509
yeah she do feel like that dull Nintendo design. I think she is underdesigned. Not sure why she get so much praise. Not sure what they really look for in this although
>>338388430
>looks like a nintendo character
THEY'RE TRYING TO GET THE NINTENDO AUDIENCE
>>338374679
I'm not even mad about the fat, just what is with that shitty hair needle? Looks like arse, why couldn't she just buy a metal one from ebay?
>>338374679
It's not worth the price for the low amount of content
>>338388582
Uhhhh if you say so, I just think who ever designed her is a dull fucker.
>>338388753
she was designed by a fat chink girl
>>338388824
Source? I believe you, just mildly curious.
>>338384294
>It's another Girls make up oppression because in reality everyone treats them like goddesses, episode
I just don't understand why you would lie about something so trivial
>>338389046
just look at her thats the source
>>338375292
Maybe if you wouldn't have joined this shit board last week, you would know.
First results in google.
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20743755364
Check one of the three dozen youtube videos or leddit discussions.
>>338380202
I think it might also be the fact that her boyfriend is an asspained faggot. He's constantly complaining about how people are sexualizing or ogling his girlfriend when she deliberately admitted herself to an open forum inherently focused on appearances. He seems like an overall unlikable douche from his Twitter posts, too (a.k.a the majority of /v/).
>>338389229
they only released quick match which was 60 tick up 20 down
competitive will be 60 tick up and down
>>338388824
I can imagine that.
>>338389456
Let me believe it once I see it.
Do I have to remind me how many times "will be" was used for scratched things at Activision Blizzard?
>>338389674
3 days and we'll see
>>338387393
d.va is a meme character in every sense of the word
Mercy is where it's at
>>338387693
>caring this much about pixels
just as bad as tumblr
>>338376734
cgl is full of women, they are melodramatic, vicious whores always out for blood. You're not allowed to be sexy, you're not allowed to be cute, you're not allowed to be fat or ugly either, you're an asshole if you talk to someone at a convention and you're an asshole if you don't. You should go check it out some time just to see how the world looks like in a female domain.
>>338374679
It's generic.
>>338390102
So tumblr but on 4chan?
>>338390242
Yes, but when this kind of drama flares up they are ten times worse. I go there to see if there are any sexy cosplay pics from time to time and I can't help but take a peek in the other threads. It's a goddamn nightmare
>>338378542
>it'd be possible to convince one of these girls to be your girlfriend
I think most of them just want to fuck the chicks.
I know I wouldn't mind paying 200€ for a good cosplayer fuck.
>>338387227
Maps and modes are content.
Instead of backloading the game with hats and weapons, ow is front loaded with the same "variety"
There's still only 4 classes no matter how you look at it.
First you bitch about no modes as lack of content in sfv and then say it was never content to begin with. Get your shit straight
>>338374679
>that pic
I would.
Would you?
Be honest.
>>338390595
I mean I would any female that took and interest in me.
I would likely just hate myself afterword though.
fuck off shill
>>338374679
The thing that kills overwatch for me is the fact that there's nothing to build up towards and no customization that isnt cosmetic.
>>338374679
please stop posting these pictures of fat white girls who think they look like mei
i keep seeing that "future maps and heroes will be free", but i cannot find a source on this. can anyone send me the link where they clearly say that?
>>338391246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKG8Yx6F7uc near the start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoYGzPtehBQ around 3:45
>>338374897
Yeah totally agree, the only person that looks even mildly like their supposed ethnicity is Symmetra. Dva is supposed to be Korean but she looks like any white high schooler and Pharah's skin is brown but her facial structure is not like that of people of Egyptian descent even remotely.
It's honestly a shame that people buy into this thinking, it's what leads to white people getting 95% of roles in Hollywood, and pretty much any form of media. Video games take it one step further and literally make supposed ethnic people look just like white people.
>Implying she's fat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqWVOY40oBw
>>338391659
No one mentions that Torbjörn is a fucking Tolkien Dwarf from Sweden? People bitch about all those others but never mentions that the North Germanic, the only one, is a FUCKING DWARF?
>>338376103
Blizzard also said they wouldn't do paid faction changes or character level ups.
If they think they can get away with and make money off of it, they'll do whatever they fucking feel like.
>>338374679
you might find someone like this on the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_Mp5gE0HSw
>>338392558
While you're right, the game isn't even out yet. It's not like they're already discussing a fucking expansion or something. Any company can go back on its word, especially if management changes. All we can do is weigh the possibilities from past experiences vs what they've said in the dev videos.
Besides if anyone is that worried they likely aren't buying the game anyway.
>>338393057
>the game isn't even out yet
Yeah, and this is the exact time they need to be fluffing up everyone's dicks with hype and good PR. If they're even so much as considering selling maps or characters later on they're not going to breathe a single word of until well after launch because they know it would affect sales.
You gotta reel em in on the initial purchase first. Those that won't buy any future items you just write off, and you still get the money from the people that will happily gobble up whatever shit you throw out regardless of what might have been said before release.
>>338379570
kek. I'm with this guy. I'd skip on LANs that had this shit. Can't into mobas. CSS was where it was at during lans growing up
bitch nigger salty poorfags so mad they can't buy it lmao
>>338393057
>Besides if anyone is that worried they likely aren't buying the game anyway.
I really enjoyed the open beta, but I'm not buying the game precisely because everything is all fuzzy as fuck.
>"well we're not charging for heroes OR maps NOW, but we MIGHT put a cash shop, or MIGHT NOT, who knows lol? ;)"
>euro website warns about optional in-game transactions
>murrican does not
Might as well just wait for the eventual F2P update and micro-transactions extravaganza.
>>338385748
Aliens
>>338393401
Just screenshot your post so you can gloat later when they finally release something that fits your narrative. Until then this is pointless and I'm not going to bother continue.
>>338392558
Blizzard also adapts to the games' and the players' needs as time goes on which is partly why they're so successful.
>>338392036
that was pretty damn good
sage for viral marketing.
>>338374679
Buy it on amazon OP 48 dollarydoos for the good version.
You'll love the innovative gameplay mixed with the fun and unique original characters. Bring your friends for real team based tactical shooting action!
>>338393743
>"well we're not charging for heroes OR maps NOW, but we MIGHT put a cash shop, or MIGHT NOT, who knows lol? ;)"
Just watch the fucking video.
https://youtu.be/OKG8Yx6F7uc?t=33s
>>338392243
Reinhardt makes up for it, they cancel out.
>>338393814
Hey, its not my fault Blizzard has fucking dumpstered every ounce of brand trust I (and likely quite a few other people) may have had in them at some point. I simply don't expect them to keep their word about it, especially with the ridiculous fanbase they have.
"Hey if it means characters and maps get made faster I wouldn't mind paying $5 a pop for either of them because I'd willingly eat garbage and human feces as long as it has the Blizzard logo on it"
>>338394048
Yes? I've read other dev Q&A regarding this topic and it's the same shit he just said in that video.
Read:
>NOW
Meanwhile, they're already covering their asses warning about in-game transactions in their European product description website, cash shop is definitively coming like it or not, and its inclusion just sets the grounds for all kind of shit to happen, including selling game content or gameplay related content through it in the worst case scenario.
>>338393923
Soulless viral marketers plz go
>>338394639
Then don't get the game. Who fucking cares?
>>338394697
He has to save the rest of us from the evil Blizzard so he can be the hero we all want deep down inside.
>>338394649
I'm no shill. I'm just trying to help OP out with his decision to buy one of the most action-packed FPS titles of 2016.
It literally has everything: cowboys, robots, spacemen and even an ape!
There's a character for every playstyle, each with their own unique lore and talents that will help you win in battle! Want to snipe the enemy team from the comfort of a perched ledge on the other side of the map? Then check out Widowmaker and her radical sniper/smg combo rifle. When she's not sniping NOOBS from mystery spots, she'll turn the tide of battle by exposing all enemy positions with her ultimate ability!
And watch out for D.Va who has a tendency to go FULL NUCLEAR in the middle of a hotzone! These ladies aren't playing around, and neither should you!
I guarantee it!
>>338394697
I was commenting on what the other anon said, if you follow the reply chain:
>Besides if anyone is that worried they likely aren't buying the game anyway.
I, and probably those others, might just buy the game if they were crystal clear on this matter, instead of spouting vague statements like they've been doing so far. The whole European website warning about optional micro-transactions is the icing on the cake.
>>338374679
Gameplay is shit. It is simply boring. Shooting feels so valueless, it hurts.
>Chinese
>compassionate about animals
Yeah, Nah
>>338395602
Ironic shillposting is one of the worst things to become prevalent on /v/.
I want to cum deep inside Mei's chubby belly
OP here, been doing a bit more research into the game. I realised that I only wanted to get it because of all the waifus in it. It's good fap material but it's not worth it in terms of gameplay.
I think Overwatch will do a lot to progress the FPS genre but it's still too shallow for me personally and I will refrain from getting it. Thanks /v/ you saved me from potentially getting a terrible video game! :^)
>>338391659
Sorry but Gran Torino was the shining example why it's better to hire people who can act but may not look like the ethnicity they are portraying than to just hire people because they ARE of the ethnicity you are portraying.
>>338398359
Where did he mention gran torino?
>>338384756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtUpWihJJJ4
>>338374679
>white
>tattoo
No.
>>338374679
Let me give you some reasons:
It's like TF2
It's a MOBA
But most importantly, it's a P2W game:
https://eu.battle.net/shop/en/product/overwatch-origins
>”Optional real money purchases available.”
>”Optional”
Don't mind me, just counting my money
>>338374679
Mirin that bicep. Should do some cutting now.
>>338399294
Where do you see "optional purchases available" ANYWHERE on that page you linked?
Are you literally retarded?
>>338374991
Yea the tickrate sucks. Blizzard is a bunch of assholes that know that they can get away with it and most people won't care
>>338376724
But Overwatch is a complete meme game, made for shit eating blizzard fans
>>338375897
>ugh those are actually GOOD games.
I'll give you MGS5 but anyone getting excited for DarkSouls is like getting excited for a new yearly pokemon title. You play one and you pretty much play them all.
>>338399294
So that means TF2, CSGO, and every other online shooter that exists is P2W because they sell skins. And uh TF2 sells weapons *cough* (actually P2W)
>>338382391
Because /v/ is gayer than /b/'s gfur threads
>>338402225
You would know, wouldn't you?
Is that a fucking prison tattoo? Is she trying that hard to be a super special snowflake?
>>338374679
Shitty hard trophy/achivements that will made people concentrate on them and screw games
>>338403052
Do you seriously have no idea what that's from?
it's babby's first online shooter
6v6 gets boring fast
it's badly balanced
>>338374818
>implying I didn't buy a physical and digital version
There is 2 sales right there
Fucking awful that pandaren and mei give hamplanets like OPs pic enough self esteem to think they're actually attractive. We need to make fat shaming acceptable in public again.
>>338378671
They also have the triforce, a life heart from zelda, a 1up from mario, kirby, portals, vault boy or a controller.
Personally, i know a bitch who has a super nintendo controller on her arm, it's ugly as fuck, and she says it's to remind her that she is "hardcore"
The player base has the potential to really suck shit
It was only one game but I found some fucking tryhards in the first day of the beta bitching that I was doing poorly in a game I never fucking played before
That's literally the only thing I can come up with, sorry.
>>338384294
That never happened.
>>338379185
She's a fucking bitch and if she uses that God damn ice wall one more time I'm going to strangle her
it's as deep as a shallow pool
>>338404464
I would kill to get tryhards in all my games, granted they are actually good at the game and not just flaming faggots that want to blame their team for a loss. Sitting through a game where people just bs the whole time with meme strats is the most boring thing there is
>>338399263
>being black
>being brown
>being yellow
>being red
>>338375687
Muh Dick
>>338403303
Chain on the wrist is a prison thing, like the teardrop tattoos, right?
I'm sorry, I don't know much about tattoos.
>>338374679
>tats
DROPPED
>>338374991
>no dedicated servers
>no server browser
Don't care, never missed them in games that were missing them.
>20 tickrate
It's 60 or 64.
>no gibs blood and gore
Truth, but neither do Call of Duty and Battlefield.
>"4" gamemodes
More than TF2 on launch.
>no custom maps
Haven't played a good custom map in probably a decade.
>6v6 only
Good.
>>338404923
They were the second kind I'm afraid
I mean I was no fucking master (first hour of play) but they were being completely fucking useless and didn't even use my teleporter before bitching that I didn't have one out seconds after it blew up
>>338374679
>fat
>small tits
>bioshock tattoo
ewww
>>338374679
It's a game that's only popular because of viral marketing
>>338375687
Hey thats my phone
>>338374679
It's TF2 but more casual and made by Blizzard, and without 500 million weapon unlocks. That's literally it.
If that sounds good, buy it. If it doesn't, don't.
>>338405528
>hanzo
>not roadhog
it's fucking shit
>>338406162
It must be sad to be such a fat piece of shit you identify with roadhog.
Cause it's a $60 team fortress 2 with no hats.
>>338374920
>not even hiding that yuros are actively ruining /v/
Come on son
>>338383190
Even if the chick on the left had breast she would still be fat and ugly, as she is actually obese/overweight and not thick.
