ITT: terrible games /v/ memed you into playing
>>338354946
Xenoblade chronicles. Padded, dull, and slow as fuck
Danganronpa. Fuck it's not even a game.
The Walking Dead
Someone on /v/ had the nerve to call it a point&click adventure.
1. What was terrible about Dwarf Fortress baitmaster
2. Dankest Dungeon jesus that game was tedious and boring. It was written from the ground up for people that love RNG. What a shitfest.
Zone of Enders. How the fuck did Kojima keep getting work after that short piece of shit?
It's not even a fraction of the "legendary difficulty" a lot of the fans claim it has.
Fucking shitty, obtuse controls and no option to change them.
Why the fuck was there even a leveling system and map included in the game?
The world ends with you
Morrowind
MGS3 (how could anyone think that pile of garbage was better than MGS1 is beyond me)
those are the only ones, I think
>>338355084
It's as much of a game as phoenix wright baka desu senpai
Monster Hunter. Maybe not terrible, but man, it's incredibly overrated.
Dragon's Dogma though, that's terrible.
E.Y.E
Bought it for a dollar and I still feel like I was ripped off.
>>338355469
Phoenix Wright is just barely a game. Danganronpa is hardly a game.
>>338355541
>mfw i fell for the E.Y.E meme too
>>338355335
but it came with a MGS2 demo disk
>>338355105
>Darkest Dungeon
Was better in EA ;-;
>>338355486
>Dragon's Dogma
What, you didn't bother looking at any gameplay videos before you tried it?
>>338355541
Remove jian
>>338355691
I don't care. That fucking writing, those fucking VAs, that mediocre mech gameplay.
I only passed ZoE because that garbage was on my backlog.
Literally a four hour game with 2 hours of cutscenes. I hope Kojima enjoys a painfulthigh hitting against sharp counter corner.
>>338355468
>mgs3
>terrible
>>>/out/
>>338355541
>>338355685
T H I S
God what a piece of shit this game was
>>338355892
it's essential "PS2 was my first console"-core
>>338355368
Take that back, nigger
>>338355793
>What, you didn't bother looking at any gameplay videos before you tried it?
Well, my first impression of the game was good. I liked the combat, especially when fighting big monsters.
But, as the game went on and i realized the world was enormous yet at the same time completely empty with set spawns and big ugly monsters were far and few between and i realized that traveling anywhere was a pain i just gave up.
>>338355685
>>338355541
what a fucking dog shit game
>>338355084
You should've know it was niche going in. If you like shit like 999 and Phoenix Wright, chances are you'll love it. If you have severe ADD and need to shoot shit every second or hate reading, chances are you'll hate it.
persona 3
shitty rpg
>>338354946
How does it feel to be literal human garbage
Darkest Dungeonalthough it did inspire me to write some smut
thank god for Steam refunds
>>338355884
>thigh
he deserves it in the knee or elbow for it and MGS2
>>338355685
lel someone just recently suggested that and I downloaded the demo and NOPEd right off
>>338356020
Not that you'll ever go back, but if you do, just go straight to the DLC area. Bitterblack Isle is literally 500x better than the base game. It's all contained in one area and almost every enemy are big fuckers that are fun to kill instead of the shit peon wolves and goblins in the base game.
>>338356152
hey fuck you buddy a game can be shit without the player being a spaz.
>>338355486
>Maybe not terrible, but man, it's incredibly overrated
I feel the same way for Souls games.
>>338356265
I heard about that, so i still have the game installed because i guess someday i'll be bored enough to play it again.
>>338356020
I finished DD and you didn't miss much. The last dungeon was the most padded bullshit I've ever seen.
ICO and SOTC. Bland as fuck artsy games with generic OSTs and mediocre gameplay that's just a meme to like at this point.
ZoE and Metal Gear games, there existed better alternatives to these games and always will be. Gen 6 gave players Splinter Cell which had way better story and mechanics than shittin' MG and Armored Core was readily available.
Kids who grew up with the PS2 are the fucking worst, only a handful of niche PS2 games were actually diamonds surrounded by dirt.
The Witcher series.
I played the first one when it came out, and it was pretty shit, i remember getting to a part where i think you defend a castle gate? or you're in like plains fighting wolves? I don't remember, but i didn't like it.
Then Witcher 2 came out, and people said it fixed everything and was really good, so eventually i bought it on a Steam sale and i actually didn't even feel like playing it until after Witcher 3 came out, the Witcher games do look really good so i wanted to get into it. So i finally played Witcher 2 aaaaaaaaand, the combat was unbelievably shit. I wanted to stick with it and i think i finished the first area where you're laying siege to a castle or something, but i just couldn't keep playing.
>>338354946
/v/ has an unexplainable hard-on for games that have no business being games in the first place and should be novels instead. Funny because most of the time these same people won't shut up about story being completely secondary in video games.
Planescape: Torment
Most of the Troika shit including older Fallouts
VtM:B
the list goes on
>>338355105
>What was terrible about Dwarf Fortress baitmaster
You first. What was good about it apart from "after 15 hours of boring as fuck gameplay with nigh unplayable UI my fort was destroyed in a wacky way, LOL"
>>338355793
is darkest dungeon worth picking up if I fiddle with the option enough, or is it unsalvageable at this point?
>>338356020
>i realized that traveling anywhere was a pain i just gave up.
>GTA 5
>MGS 5
>Fallout 4
All of these games 20-30 hours in I realized, fuck I spend half my time going from point a to point b and being bored.
I dropped GTA 5 right before the last mission and MGS 5 like 10 missions prior. I don't know how people love the tedious shit in these games.
>>338356881
>Couldn't even beat the tutorial
>>338356918
you will love it or you will hate it.
>>338356285
But this one game isn't the case so fuck off mate
>>338356982
I did beat it though, i just thought it was awful. Besides, isn't the tutorial the part before the castle where you're in like an arena fighting dudes while the game gives you instructions?
>>338356918
its a phone-app tier rng fest with no skill required to play. It has a neat aesthetic, but that's about all I'll give it.
>>338357006
welp, time to give it a shot™
nothing because i'm not a neurotic fucktard that is dick tied by the hivemind and incapable of any kind of critical thinking or personal opinion
Majora's Mask. Its the only 3D Zelda I ever attempted to play and the last too. I kinda liked the atmosphere, the music, even the story, but fuck me the gameplay was the worst thing ever
None, cause I don't take suggestion's from nerdy degenerates
>>338356921
Well, i haven't played a GTA game since San Andreas but, in the case of MGS5 and Fallout 4.
In MGS5 the fun i had was just going through enemy bases or outposts or whatever and just killing or stealthing around in whichever way i found fun. Of course, like most open world games eventually it got boring and i never even finished the game.
In the case of Fallout 4, if anything at least you can stumble into caves or npcs here and there as you travel the world.
Dragon's Dogma in comparison is much worse, and at least in Fallout 4 you have fast travel if you don't want to walk around and in MGS5 you have vehicles.
They're both shit games though.
>>338355486
For MonHun you basically have to play it online well passed the 50 hour mark until the game gets fun. I don't know how to explain it but something clicks and then it became pretty addicting, for me at least. Tri on the Wii was one of those rare games I think I put well over 500 hours in, I played it on a rotation for 2 full years
I really wanted to like Endless Legend, I loved its artstyle, but I just couldn't crack it
>>338357181
>he says this
>while memeing hard
>>338357262
what do you do when waiting for things to build
>>338356906
Fucking casual
>>338355685
>>338355541
I could see why people like it and with a guide on what the fuck to do with all this shit that doesn't make any sense I could probably get into it.
>>338356881
I didn't even finish the first map in Witcher 3 before quitting out of boredom.
>>338357262
>>338357313
>didn't like Endless Legend
Whats your major malfunction
>>338357262
That's a shame, EL is a really good civlike
>>338357394
just seemed like i spent a lot of my time waiting on buildings and research
>>338355691
MGS2 demo is for hipsters who want to keep saying they like Metal Gear, but also want to stand out from mainstream plebs who say MGS 1-3 or MGR are their favorites.
I haven't ever regretted a game that I bought because of positive reception on /v/
I wouldn't have found some real gems if they hadn't been featured here
Deus Ex: HR, well I kind of meme'd myself into playing it but /v/ still acts like the game isn't shit.
>>338356918
It starts very good but after a while you notice that you are doing the same shit over and over again so you will get bored half way in. There's too much fucking grind and too little enemies. Also you don't care about your guys at all because the best way to play the game is too throw them into the meat grinder first, but then again this happens to me in every single one of those games. Even fucking XCOM got this wrong.
Still, the narrator is top tier and the atmosphere annd style are amazinng
ITT: fucking millenials
>>338355105
dankest dungeon's presentation was absolutely top notch, that made it for me
>>338357707
>ITT: people who can't think for themselves and will buy a game just because /v/ said it was good regardless of if they're actually interested in the game itself
FTFY
>>338355468
morrowind took like three solid attempts for me to actually get into it, every time I'd pick it up the clunky dated mechanics and sheer enormity and open endedness of it would overwhelm me but once I finally did get into it it became my favorite game of all time
How's aboot we's all play a game yeah?
You tell us what certain game suck and follow it up with another game that you like, within the same genre.
For instance;
> "hurr durr Deus Ex sucks, fucking Fallout 4 is GOAT"
This way we's all be's seeing how much oof a pleb you guys are yeah's?
Neptunia Rebirth 1
>>338357839
> ITT: that's just stupid
FTFY
>>338354946
>no matter how hard he tries, OP is still a faggot
My 3ds back in 2013. Absolutely no games or staying power if you don't like monster hunter.
That's it I think. The 3ds s the only thing in my life that I cannot redeem or even justfy why I got it. Pirated it and there's still nothing for me.
>>338355793
>>338356918
wait I haven't played Dankest dungeon since early access, what did they do to it?
>>338357707
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennials
Are you 35+?
>>338355084
Did you actually get to the class trial or did you drop it before that?
>>338355541
>>338355685
I'm glad I am literally not the only one
for me it felt like a crappy mod and that half life base reeks from it. half life was good tho
>>338354946
I can understand some of the other things in this thread but hating Dorf Fort is the truest mark of casual scum who is incapable of having fun unless it's handed to him on a silver platter
>>338358113
Corpses, highwayman was shit tier the last time I played, some new classes and bosses.
>>338358220
there is literally nothing wrong with corpses if you aren't shit
>>338356514
as I scrolled past I thought you were talking about darkest dungeon, its still accurate
>>338358151
EYE was weird for me.
I was annoyed, frustrated, and confused.
Then I got the Bear Killer.
>>338357971
What would that achieve except multiplying shitposts x2?
>>338358194
I have nothing against dwarf fortress personally but I refuse to play a game which forces you to have a wiki opened just to understand the mechanics. A game should teah you how to play by itself, if it can't do that then it's aleady a bad start. And anther thing, having to waste time learning a game means a huge time sink in this one thing that you might not even like when you finally get to play. In this time and age when there are thousand videogames to lay why retrics your time to one alone?
>>338357262
same, tried a few games and it just wasn't clicking. The combat and tech tree especially was leaving me very confused.
I really loved the asymetricality between civs though, why couldn't beyond earth have been like that?
Deus Ex. I mean seriously. What sort of FPS doesn't even let you aim accurately?I'm kidding. The real answer is EU4; I tried to get into it, but I just couldn't. I may try again, but I honestly found dorf fort easier to get the hang of. It seems very well made, so I can see why people enjoy it though.
>>338357531
I never finished it but I had a lot of fun with it.
>>338355541
>>338355685
>these faggots
I'm actually a little mad, yeah.
>>338356210
why the fuck can you see her eyes
that's like 80% of the game's character aesthetic gone
>>338358262
He asked what changed and I answered it.
Corpses are still shit because it makes no fucking sense thematically, they are there just to make some classes more useful. The guy with a bg ass sword in first row cannot step over a fallen body to reach the idiot behind it? come the fuck one.
>>338358220
nah corpses were in when I was playing, I thought it was a good change idk why people sperged so fucking much about it
>>338357230
>you have fast travel if you don't want to walk around and in MGS5 you have vehicles
Dark Arisen (PC port) added a ferrystone that lasts forever. Allowing you quick travel at almost anytime and any place
long live the queen, some of the writing was good but my god are the mechanics fucking awful, its also literally trial and error: the game
>>338354946
Reddit turned me on to this game. Reddit loves this game.This game sucked and I hated it.
>>338358098
There's only a handful of games that's absolutely must play, the fact that there's only one racing game in the entire fucking library says a lot
>>338358098
I got some use out of my 3DS
>Link Between Worlds
>Smash Bros
>Fire Emberrum
>SMT IV(big one, got lots of time and fun on this, never so pulled in by a game's atmosphere and gameplay was fun too)
>EOIV
>Shantae
>Some older NES/GBC games which admittedly can just be emulated but more comfy on handheld imo
>Phoenix Wright
That's pretty much it though.
>>338358429
Well, the game isn't done.
And it'll never be done, but that's not really the issue.
So things like tutorials or detailed help are not really a priority, especially when new mechanics are added and old ones changed with each update.
That being said, it wouldn't hurt for him to go over the basic mechanics and make them not as incomprehensible when you're fresh out of the gate.
>>338358683
Fffffffffaggot
>>338358429
That's retarded, there's different types of games. Not all games need to teach you how to play by itself, if you want a game with the retarded level of complexity Dorf has you need to do some research. Your second point is kind of valid, but I think for the most part people who took the time to learn Dorf knew what they were getting themselves into. Without even knowing how to play it I could tell it was a game I'd love just from stories in threads and seeing how mechanics worked.
For me, the shittiest game /v/ got me to play was The Witcher 2. That whole series is dogshit, but I had played 1 before and didn't hate it, and then /v/ told me 2 was infinitely better than 1 and I gave it a shot.
Any ARPG
>>338358712
>racing game
>handheld
...NANI?
The Elder Scrolls and Fallout. ESPECIALLY the old ones.
The fuck is wrong with PC """"""gamers"""""", you honestly find this tedium entertaining?
>>338356721
>SOTC
How do you function with that many cocks rammed down your throat 24/7?
>>338358543
shit, wrong pic
here's the proper one
>>338358815
what do you find tedious about it?
>>338356152
Or maybe he just wanted to play a video game instead of playing a VN with the minimum amount of gimmicks to pass itself as a game.
>>338358831
He's not wrong. Shadow of the Colossus is rose-tinted vision as fuck.
>>338355486
I absolutely loved Dragon's Dogma
>>338358815
This has to be bait. I agree that modern Elder Scrolls and Fallout are tedious, but the older ones had good enough combat/story/atmosphere that I wouldn't consider them tedious. I didn't like Daggerfall though, fuck those dungeons. I just think Morrowind and the first two Fallout games are really special games everyone should play.
Overglorified waifu simulator.
>>338357394
>>338357407
it was this, really >>338358430
I was really fucking bad at the military part of it, I just couldn't get the hang of it.
It seemed I'd be doing my thing, making friends and building up the early game and then I'd encounter my first hostile faction and they'd absolutely fucking rape me without fail.
Game's gorgeous and imaginative, and I like the way everything else worked mechanically, but I just gave up after a while.
Love the devs, too; Dungeon of the Endless is one of the best small games I've played, and I'm thinking I'll give them another shot when they release Endless Space 2, but I don't know. I just couldn't git gud
>>338359002
Agreed completely.
>>338358927
I got a PS2 used when the PS3 was mid-way through its life and still loved SotC
it's not about nostalgia it's about personal taste. stop trying to present yours as if it's objectively correct.
>>338356906
How can you fail after putting 15 hours into the game? It's very simple at its core
>>338355685
It's fun.
The art direction is top tier.
The felling of power is almost arousing.
You have shit taste.
>>338359026
idk if you ever got that far but the multiplayer situation was even worse, cultists and necros were literally unplayable because everyone would always group up and eliminate them right away before necros could build up doomstacks or cultists could assemble a horde, drakken had ludicrously overpowered military units and would win domination almost every single game because of it, despite them supposedly being the diplomacy oriented faction. I was able to give people a few surprises with my favorite guys RAGE MAGE but it was almost always a foregone conclusion that if you went drakken you'd win.
Dosh lords were pretty worthless in multi as well unfortunately, I thought they were a very cool idea.
>>338359261
I agree, it was a unique game. It's hard to judge it objectively since there's no other game like it, except for maybe Zelda on a superficial level.
>>338358769
It wouldn't indeed.
Past the world generation, I couldn't figure what I should do, and how.
>>338359543
I remember being impressed by the horse controls, it feels like you're controlling the person on top of the horse rather than the horse itself. The way the horse has a delayed reaction to commands, sometimes ignores you, and how it reacts to gorges all felt very accurate to a real horse. No other game that I've played has done that.
>>338359543
Yeah, it pretty much did it's own thing. There's no denying it had some "quirks"in it, to put it kindly, but if you liked what it offered then odds are you'd be able to look past all that
If not, it was liable to really wear on your patience
>>338359473
Yeah, I think meta gaming really hurt it. With factions this diverse, the devs would have had to put serious checks and balances in place to inhibit that sort of play
>>338359261
>>338359543
>>338359757
You can compare it to Journey and a bunch of shitty indie titles trying to be artsy now.
SOTC is bottom of the barrel.
Literally the McDonalds of artsy games.
>>338354946
>>338358769
I'll never even know if Dorf Fort is bad or not because it literally hurts my eyes. I did try to play it once, but i couldn't play it for long.
>>338359917
its like I'm really on /mu/
>>338354946
persona 4
shittest game I ever played
>>338359917
I'd say it's the Dominos of art games, there's some gameplay there, even if every boss fight is exactly the same.
>>338358984
>good enough combat
>good combat
>combat
>>338359935
The game pretty much plays itself once you get to the point of a self-sufficient fort. All the greentexts you see are gross embellishments and sometimes flat out lies and wild imaginings about what's possible in the game. Once you get past the UI and learning how everything works, it's a very simple and even shallow game. You have to really handicap yourself and come up with your own challenges if you want to have fun in it past the initial learning stage. I haven't played too much adventure mode, though, it might be slightly more entertaining.
>>338357271
He's on different levels of irony
>>338356210Please post, especially if it's Plaguefu
>>338361376http://pastebin.com/Mcgrf0L1
>>338362091Thanks anon, this is great.Do you write much of this stuff?
>>338354946
>terrible
True, it's laggy, bit shallow game after learning the controls, but I will fucking fight you, it isn't bad and new stuff is added in.
>>338355469
what triggets baka
>>338362583Not as much anymore. I used to really enjoy writing smut about Space Station 13. However, ever since i quit playing that game, I've been struggling to find inspiration elsewhere. My last couple of stories have been complete trash.
If you do want to read my other works, I have all that I've done so far on my pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/u/D4n0w4r
Soulsborne. I tried Demons' Souls and Dark Souls 2 on PS+ and they were both boring, brown, slow games about nothing in particular except forcing the "lel so hard XD" meme
They can't even do the online portion competently, despite it making up 50% of the game's attraction
>>338355541
>>338355685
What the fuck was that game supposed to be? Why is it so dense? Why is it online? Why do I get thrown back to the start every time I try to resume my game? Why are there so many unexplained skills? It's like a team of deeply autistic russians produced something that resembled a game and people memed it on /v/ in denial whilst regretting their purchase. I definitely regret spending 1 brouzouf on this turd.
>protip: all /v/ meme-games are good
>Dwarf Fortress
>E.Y.E
>Minecraft
>Terraria
>Risk of Rain
>Overwatch
>Torchlight 2
The Witcher
>Deus Ex
>Vampire the Masquerade
>>338363278
>>protip: all /v/ meme-games are good
This confuses me, are you saying the games below are good or bad?
>>338357394
Why do I spend a hundred turns just clicking "Next Turn" waiting for shit to build? Why does it turn to winter every time I try and expand? Why does the AI curbstomp me at every turn?
>>338354946
OP, you have shit taste in games and are the cancer killing gaming, please for the love of god kys asap
>>338362689
>True, it's laggy
No it's not
>bit shallow game
Name a deeper one and no Aurora isn't deeper
>>338363471
>kys
Where does this meme come from?
It's definitely not a 4chan meme, I'm afraid that we may be importing our memes, this is not healthy.
>>338358301
>tfw one-shot every single mob.
>>338354946
Godhand
I just can't see the appeal. Yeah, you create combos, what else is there?
>>338359002
this
>>338357081
No, the tutorial is all the parts where he is reminding of the past.
>>338362919Thanks, anon-senpai, I'm looking forward to reading itI hope you find some inspiration and start writing stuff you're happy with again. Why'd you quit SS13, stopped being fun?
>>338364379
It mostly was music and wacky humour for me.
Like when Gene's talking to some demon, and in the next scene he's sitting by the table with a beer in his hand out of nowhere.
I also enjoyed the fights and characters greatly, like when Gene was exchanging hits with the other Godhand user and they were both punching eachother like Fist of the North Star. Overall it was a very fun 3D beat-em-up, but if it wasn't for music and writing, I'd say it was mediocre.
>>338358556
Well he is blind.
>>338363535
>Bad interface and nographics make a game deep
>>338355601
>>338355469
danganronpa has more gameplay than PW what the fuck are you smoking
AA is far better tho
>>338358429
>Waaagh it's too hard to learn
Jesus Christ dude, grow up
Learn to put effort into something you manbaby
>>338364876I used to play on /tg/ station. For awhile it had a decent mix of chaos and RP. The scenarios that played out during some of the rounds served as some ripe material to write about. However, the crowd started to change. Instead of RP, people slowly devolved back into being murderboning shitheads. Brainless violence just wasn't fun to me, nor did it give me much to write about.
>>338359935
Get a nice tileset lad, I remember Jolly Bastion being really pretty
>>338365206
>Danganroppa
>More gameplay than Peace Walker
I know this MGS is le movie meme is very popular on /v/, but holy fuck dude, PW was one of the few Metal Gears to have mostly gameplay.
>>338358127
>>338354946
TES III
Souls series
MGS series
>>338365363
Dorf fort is nowhere near worth of it.
>>338366409
I don't know that feel, but will know it soon
I wish I had someone to lose mana to
>>338365573
/vg/ player here
It sounds like you'll really like /vg/ serb because its what you're exactly looking for and were low on good smut writers
>>338363535
Dwarf Fortress gives the illusion of depth, but eventually you start to figure things out and it fades away
>food and drink, the only true needs a fortress has, are both extremely easy to get in abundance thanks to farming being massively overpowered
>clothing and alcohol should be needs, but the new stress system completely invalidates happy/bad thoughts, so the wellbeing of your dwarves is pretty much guaranteed for as long as you have food
>new siege mechanics mean that sieges are a fucking joke and are nearly impossible to trigger, usually have a delay of several years even when you do manage to trigger a siege
>military is extremely complex with all sorts of options, but only a tiny fraction of those options have a use yet
>combat ruined by insanely imbalanced pain system and boils down to who damages a bone first
>Is the enemy humanoid? If yes, use wrestling to grab their hand/finger, then break it. This will break a bone, causing them to instantly pass out from pain, allowing you do crush their skulls without resistance
>If not, use a battle axe or sword made from iron or better and sever their head. If they have no head, sever their legs and retreat until they bleed to death
>never use blunt, ranged or stabbing weapons, they're useless
That being said, the fun in the game is not in the gameplay mechanics. They might be shallow and imbalanced, but it doesn't matter because of the randomly generated story. No other game lets you commission your masons to mass produce statues depicting elves having sex with animals so you can sell those statues to the elves, or track down a kidnapped child so you can rescue him and bring him back to his parents who will promptly stab him to death because he's now a member of the goblin civilization, or convince a dude to be your companion by telling him stories about himself.
>>338368669
stop advertising your shitty fucking server
t. cyfause
>>338369010
Its like pottery
Even vore and paradise are in better state than current TG
Just because you code for TG it doesn't mean you have to defend your shitty serb to death
>>338368705
>food and drink, the only true needs a fortress has, are both extremely easy to get in abundance thanks to farming being massively overpowered
I wondered about this too. Why is farming plump helmets so easy?
>>338369179
Because Toady can't into game design and just wants a simulator.
>>338369179
Combination of the soil layer from 3D maps being added and having a nice cheap food option to help players who don't want to have to focus on food production a way around it.
Though I wouldn't mind having irrigation being added back in.
Deus Ex Human Revolution
Fucking snoozefest, complete with Mass Effect 3 ending.
>>338369391
Growing plants inside caves isn't very realistic.
Fallout New Vegas
>literally the same shit as Fallout 3 but in the desert with a yellow filter
>>338354946
I have a formula where whatever /v/ considers good I don't play because it's usually shit.
>>338370051
Toady himself said he was considering removing it when the shitload of real plants made it in.
But also that he kind of wants it to stay in simply because of the game's history and why not, it's fantasy anyway.
>>338370051
Dude
Shrooms
>>338370273
>Mushrooms
>Plants
Fucking weeb nigger SJW fag
How do I get into Dwarf Fortress? I tried multiple times but just can't get into it.
>>338360278
What?! What are you, retarded?
>>338370365
Are you retarded?
Shrooms aren't plants
>>338354946
>>338355028
>>338355468
>>338355486
>>338370365
Dude
Edge
>>338370380
Get the lazy new pack, use a tileset (I prefer gemset), read the tutorials on the wiki and just read fucking everything on the wiki over and over until you have it memorized. Eventually you'll get to the point where you strike tetrahedrite and be like "oh cool, time to make some billon crafts" instead of "what the fuck tetrahedrite is that even real"
>>338354946
>Guaranteed replies
>>338370886
>implying dorf fort isn't overrated af
>>338363220
Because, like dwarf fortress, it gives them nerd cred that they force themselves to enjoy a needlessly obtuse piece of garbage
>>338360591
pretty much. It's like an unchallenging version of Dungeon Keeper.
>>338371234
>needlessly obtuse
I'm sorry you weren't able to figure out dwarf fortress anon, but it's actually extremely simple. The only thing obtuse about it is the UI.
>ITT: all games I dont like are SHIT
srsly you fuckers realize different people like different games right?
right?...
>>338354946
ITT: mostly shit tastes.
But anyway, /v/ tricked me to get pic related and that's legitly one of the worst RPGs I played.
The game is quite empty and the monthly evaluations tricked me into thinking that I needed 3 red stars. Instead the whole game is into fedex quests which determine whether or not you'll have a end tied to this character or this other one. The combat is ass and most people admit "you play the game for the different endings" which are naturally ass.
Thank you /v/
>>338355541
>Not wanting amazing legs
>Not wanting amazing amounts of brozouf
>Not wanting to teleport into people's bodies
>>338371234
Are you retarded? EYE is very simple, you go around the levels following objective markers and killing people along the way, occasionally upgrading your character and getting new skills and guns. I don't see how you could consider that obtuse.
>>338373101
Explain the lore then
>>338373295
I can't, I didn't pay much attention to it, I just had fun with the gameplay.
>>338373441
>Towns
fucking triggered
thank god those shitposters are gone now
