pick ur guardianfu
tifa 'cause she's the only one i know will keep her mouth fucking shut for my benefit
Replace Zero Slut Samus with her in her Super or Prime suit, then we'll talk.
>>338351153
What the fuck can Heather even do?
I choose Rosalina
>>338351153
Samus can take them all
>>338351153
Fixed.
>>338351153
>Sophie
>A literal immortal android
>Is also lovingly adorable
Her please.
>Tifa or Camilla
Fucking tough call.
>>338351396
talk to you on a human level
not give in to the whims of general ninja theory
not look disturbingly asian in cutscenes
not get fucked by nemesis and you get super jealous
>>338351153
All these girls are shit.
Try again, OP.
>>338351153
FUCK YOU
FUCK THESE THREADS
WHAT I MEAN BY "THESE THREADS" ARE THOSE THAT HAVE SOME SORT OF "HURR VIDYA" THING IN THE TEXTUAL PORTION OF THE OP YET ARE MADE WITH THE INTENT OF DISCUSSING SUCH THINGS AS PORN, ANIMU, /pol/SHIT, MEMES, OR ANY OTHER TYPE OF GARBAGE. YOU FUCKS HAVE CAUSED THIS BOARD TO GO FROM BAD TO WORSE TO REDDIT-TIER TO 9GAG TIER.
THIS BOARD IS NOT /b/, IT IS NOT r9k/, ITS IS NOT /pol/, IT IS NOT /a/, IT IS NOT /e/, IT IS NOT /s/, AND SO ON. GET IT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING THICK SKULLS.
>>338352121
>clap approvingly
But anon, they aren't Americans
Yuna has fucking Bahamut and Anima and the Magus Sisters, this isn't much a contest
>>338352410
Oh hey, just seen you in another thread.
Feels good seeing your asspain more than once.
I choose Nep
Always bet on Nep
I trust Sophie.