>The main villain is a woman
>>338347240
Love that haircut. Who is she?
>>338347302
>she
>>338347302
>she
>>338347340
I see, into the trash it goes
>>338347302
A beautiful lady.
>>338347340
> he
> it
Man this is getting so fucking English 101
>>338347340
>>338347393
>>338347419
dammit, traps are getting good these days
too bad i don't like cock
>>338347450
>she
>itshiet
>>338347302
A man.
>>338347302
Baldy Jay
>>338347240
>>The main villain is a woman
I love this sort of shit
that's a lot of newfags
can you guess what their favorite game is
That is a really cute girl.
That nose, that chin, those eyes, they all scream femininity. Womanhood. Bad bitch.
>>338347240
>Battletoads
>TLOU
>Jagged Alliance 2
What other games do this?
>>338347542
You don't like traps? What are you gay?
Remember when linetrap was still linetrap
>>338347240
> main villain is actually a trap
>The main villain is a woman
>After you beat them, you get to use them however you want
>>338347240
Who the fuck is this beauty?
>>338347797
Remember when shitting dick nipples was the new hotness?
>>338347542
That's not even a good trap, just a decent one.
>too bad i don't like cock
You're not supposed to like their dicks you're supposed to like their faces, asses, complexion and feminity.
>>338347751
Infamous Second Son
>>338347884
I remember when I discovered that shit on ED. Now I'm here.
>>338347951
Another villain that literally did nothing wrong.
>>338347918
>you're supposed to like their faces, asses, complexion and feminity.
why not look at those things on an actual woman?
>>338347856
Bailey Jayit's a male pornstar
>>338347968
How quickly time flies when you're posting meaningless shit on the Internet
>>338347951
Brooke Augustine was such a cool villain, its a shame the game was so mediocre compared to its predecessor.
>>338347856
trollin'
>>338347240
who is this fine XX chromosome specimen
![2538382-hyrule6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HivE2pt.jpg "2538382-hyrule6[1].jpg")
>>338347751
>>338347989
She killed Reggie.
>>338348321
>play good path
>reggie dies
>play bad path
>reggie dies
Why even bother.
>>338348013
>why not look at those things on an actual woman?
I know, these imitations will never beat the real deal but it's like when you're driving down to somewhere far away, it's hot and you're thirsty and you pull over on the only rest stop in may miles, you want to get a cold coke (woman) but they don't have any just pepsi (good looking trap) and tap water (masturbation). You don't like it as much and it will never be better than an actual coke but that pepsi sure is looking nice right now so why not just get some?
God created Adam and Eve
NOT Adam and Eve who later became Eve and Adam
>>338347240
everybody knows that
>>338348419
>you want to get a cold coke (woman) but they don't have any just pepsi (good looking trap) and tap water (masturbation).
couldn't you find internet porn of a woman and jerk off to that? I just don't understand.
>>338347240
>woman
>posts an obvious man in a wig
>>338348442
God created Adam and Steve. The bible was supposed to be a bromance story. Instead Satan created Eve. Who became Adam's GF and slowly dug her claws into him.
After a while she was able to convince Adam to kick Steve out of the garden.
After doing this Adam no longer had Steve's wisdom to listen to so he let Eve have her way.
You know how the rest of the story goes.
I'd likely still fuck Bailey, one fuck given.
>>338348717
This is blasphemy
>>338347240
Who is this manplaster spellcaster?
>>338348505
>find internet porn of a woman and jerk off to that
You can, the same way you can survive with tap water but someday you will get tired of that tasteless simple tap water and you will get some real craving for soda (sex) and you'll drink coke and you'll like it however coke is not always available in those long trips you take so after a long time tap water is something you only drink if you really have to. That pepsi is actually free for travelers and it's really not that different from coke and you're really really thirsty (horny), i mean you could drink it for once it's not gonna hurt, you'll get a coke later.
>>338347828
FFIX did this well
>>338348442
>God
>Final boss's gender changes depending on your characters
Any games do this?
>>338347240
>mfw trannies start to get manly alopecia.
Oh, it's one of these threads.
>>338348721
yeah i feel ya man.
Remember when Baily Jay was Linetrap?
And he went to a con as a trap and flashed his delicous flat chest, then some security told him not to do that and he responded with "it's okay I'm a guy".
Anyone got a link for that vid?
>>338347240
Not video games, fuck off.
>>338347542
How new are you to not recognize THE trap of 4chan.
>>338347302
>ITT: this bitch dont even know
>>338349089
Fucking this
I know ity was all chibi style graphics or whatever, but that whole fucking thing with those hips and low cut was meant to fuck with us. Perfect example of artistic bullshit in games.
>design a female character
>say it's male
>lol ur all closet-o homosex-suuu!
>>338349279
cute shoes!
>>338349009
>i mean you could drink it for once it's not gonna hurt
if you touch a penis once you are bi for life, no exceptions
>>338349425
I touch my own penis. Does that count?
>>338349284
Literally the first result on Youtube, genius.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5FE6Sdikzk
He was a lot hotter with that delicious flat chest tbqh
>>338349474
*penis besides your own
sorry, should have made that distinction.
>>338349425
Every man touches his penis
>>338349412
fucking hell i know right? heels are the best.
>>338349284
here's the video
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Bailey+Jay+it%27s+ok+i%27m+a+guy
>>338349425
only if you enjoyed it
>>338349425
>touch a penis
You don't have to, you're there to fuck >her not let >her fuck you.
I fucked a trap once and i never touched >her dick and >she never got near my asshole, i just let >her suck me and i fucked >her in the ass then bye bye. That's how you do it.
>>338349602
nigga u gay
>>338349602
>not playing with her dick while you pound her butthole
The fucks wrong with you.
>>338349602
>fucked a dude
>I'm not gay I swear
just accept it, anon
>>338347240
>>338349279
I'd fuck that man in the ass.
>>338347240
>4chan's trap
>there are still newfags that can't recognize him
>>338349602
You fucked a trap which makes you bi and/or gay. Might as well had some fun with his dick you selfish fag
>The main villain is a woman
Let's be honest, boys. A villain isn't a sexpot you want to fuck, a villain is the one you want to fuck up. If you want to fuck the main villain then you've been pandered to.
>>338349602
>let a boy suck his dick
>fucked a boy in the ass
>not gay
>>338349602
>not giving a reach around
faggot
>>338349602
>fucked a dude's ass
>not gay
lmao no homo right bro?
>>338349671
>>338349686
Going back to my coke/pepsi metaphor i do not like pepsi but i was really really thirsty and wanted a soda not fucking tap water again you have no idea how much i wanted it at that specific moment in time and i was offered this cold pepsi and i took it, coke is very hard to get sometimes in these long trips. Still nothing ever beats a coke.
>>338349828
>>338349903
>>338349672
Disgusting.
>>338349506
i got a penis transplant, im basically touching other man´s penis, does this make me gay?
>>338347240
gruntilda? I would let her win just to hear that fuck me voice
I'm still mad
>>338349602
>Fucked a trap and didn't have the decency to play with the penis
What's wrong with you?
>this thread
>Resident Evil: Dead Aim
>>338349425
>doctor touches a dick for medical examination
>hurr he's bi
This is the definition of insecurity
Bailey has the best hairstyle and I'd totally fuck her ass (male) just for that.
>>338349968
>it's not gay because I really wanted it
sounds contradictory to me
>>338349968
>food analogies
>>338349968
nigga u gay
>>338347951
>>338348272
>>338349832
whats this amateur hour?
>>338350117
Anyone that pics a career were you need to touch dicks daily is a fucking faggot, don't lie to yourself.
>True Final Boss is a woman
>>338349337
who is this man? does he know he is an old meme?
>>338350390
jesus christ how
I think I would fracture a rib and then lose my boner
>>338350497
all doctors are gay, you heard it here first folks
>>338349602
>>338349968
Dumb homo
>>338350235
It WAS a gay action but i'm not gay, i don't like men but i was really horny and this guy offered me to fuck him who was really femenine and cute so i did it, just like how drinking a pepsi once in your life doesn't make me a pepsi guy, i don't like pepsi but i was really thirsty that one time and it really does have some sort of a similar taste so i drank it.
>>338350257
The best type.
Someone post the video of Bailey Jay saying if you jack off to him you're gay.
gay means you are attracted to men
you could be fucked it the ass for hours without a break, then forced to swallow gallons of male cum and you still wouldn't be gay unless you were attracted to them
>>338350684
nigga u gay
>>338347240
Just like real life.
Also, stop posting gay trannies.
>>338350775
penises are inherently masculine so if you're attracted to a person who has a penis then you're probably gay.
>>338349968
Why can't you just be satisfied with being gay?
>The main villain is a futa
>>338351054
>The main companion is a necrophiliac futa
>>338350390
I'd imagine it feels like your giving a bj more than you're getting one.
>>338350390
why would she do that whenmy mouth is right here
>>338350775
>you could be fucked it the ass for hours without a break, then forced to swallow gallons of male cum
Where do i sign up
>>338349968
so you're just prison gay then?
>>338347302
Hime cut
>tfw bailey jay's dick got nice and plump
I don't know how she did it but I don't really care either.
FUCK Halo 5 for this. And fuck you too for bringing back up OPEN. God damn it.
>>338347302
nyotengu
>>338350809
>>338351015
Because i'm not, i like women not men.
>>338351328
If the inmates looked like this then yeah:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf-xNBF8CaA
>>338347302
>people implying you're ignorant
>while they fall for such an old trick
/v/ is starting to feel a lot like /b/
>>338351682
It was like one dude to be fair
>>338347240
Why do people call traps "men"?
They're real men, for sure.
>>338351464
It's not that big. That one twitter pic where it looks big looks nothing like it does in his videos. Probably used a combination of camera tricks and a penis pump.
>>338351942
Lurk more.
>>338350390
>Can even lick his balls
Goddamn, that's talent.
>the main villain isTHICC
>>338352428
i dont understand these selfies
if you're slutty enough to send some dude a picture of your bra then just go all the way and send tits, don't be a fucking tease about it
You guys wouldn't know cute girl if she bit you in the ass
>>338352573
That mentality is why you're single.
>>338352720
But I'm not.
>>338352714
AYY
>>338352714
>that fucking forehead
is she an alien?
>>338352714
that forehead doe
>>338352714
>>338352714
SHE GON LEVITATE THAT NIGGA AWAY FROM YOU WITH HER TELEKINESIS GOT DAMN
>>338347240
> the main villain is a "woman"
>>338352714
>your nigga
fucking coalburners, hang them all
>>338348272
>CIA
>main villian
you know who the main villain is each time
>>338352714
>>338352714
Was wondering where the conehead daughter went
>>338347240
>>338353150
*unzips dick*
>>338347751
Dishonored's DLC
>>338349968
>i was really thirsty so i wanted something that dehydrates me
retard
>Still nothing ever beats a coke.
coke and pepsi are swill
>>338349425
What if you give bath to your 1 year old son?
>>338352714
>not a single code lyoko joke yet
Come on, /v/.
>>338352720
that looks like melanoma, she should check that mole.
or maybe just the shitty quality of the picture.
>>338354760
go to fuck yourself with your shit taste.
What a beautiful girl (male)
>>338347542
>Doesnt recognize Bailey "4chan" Jay
>>338347646
kek
>>338347751
Wasn't the big evil boss of uncharted 3 a woman?
