Are you at least as American as Kojima?
>>338343040
>your body will never be 70% movies
>>338343040
I had a real heartstopper burger before the place closed down and the heartstopper became a meme in GTA and the Boondocks.
>>338343040
Someone bottle the gook metabolism or put it in pill form please.
Not even fat, but want to eat like I am with no consequences.
Posting fast food burgers seems like shit material to share on the twittersphere. But who am I, but a virtual nobody.
>>338345948
There's this weird phenomena called "food porn"
People just somehow feel some inate urge to post the food they're about to eat for all their friends and followers.
There has to be some evolutionary reason for this because everyone fucking does it.
>>338343040
>you will never cook a burger for Kojima
>>338345948
Those are not fast food burgers you dipshit. Not most of them, anyway. That's gourmet shit. Expensive-ass burgers.
>>338345519
>no consequences.
As far as we now he runs a mile every morning and practices CQC with interns.
>>338346362
burger king, mcdonalds and five guys are there, so he's kind of right. Also you can eat this kind of shit if you exercise and don't stuff your face for every meal.
>>338346362
That's why I said fast food burgers, you dumb cuck. There are clearly McDonald's and whoppers and shit in there.
>hurr he said fast food burgers but clearly he's talking about ALL the burgers Kojima posted!
>>338346437
It's not just him. You know those tiny ass asian girls? They can fucking shovel food and never gain a pound.
Are In 'n' Out burgers as good as everyone makes them out to be?
I fucking love HAMBURGERS
Burgers are great. Don't know why euros hate them so much.
>>338346585
No. They're good, but not as much as people hype them up to be.
>>338344408
Is the other 30% hamburger?
>>338343040
No one is as American as Kojima.
However I once made a double burger with pizza as bread and with pasta and nacho chips on.
>>338346437
Kojima is actually a fitness freak, he and his wife are both really into cycling and soccer.
>>338346602
I don't get the 'Americans love hamburgers' thing. EVERYONE loves good hamburgers.
>>338346585
Californian here
I don't like them myself, they're definitely overhyped
>>338346585
It's the best chain burger joint.
But that's it. Many mom-n-pop joints beat out pretty much every chain.
>>338346757
Shut your goddamn whore mouth.
Steak n' Shake 4 life
>>338346612
As a Euro..
Wat?
Don't know anyone who doesn't love a good burger.
>>338345519
see
>>338346476
the chinks (esp. Japs) generally have great self control and disiprin and eat enough to be fulfilled and not as much as they want. The skinny ones probably eat this stuff once or twice a month, the rest of their diet is healthy and they exercise.
For example, I noticed at five guys he got a single cheese burger and small fries. And I thought "fuck that, I want a double with hot sauce and a regular cajon fries" (for anyone who eats at five guys, a regular fry is fucking huge, easily a large anywhere else. A large is basically half a bag of fries.
That's why I'm 5'6" and 200 lbs - with a good amount of muscle and a gut to match.
>>338346612
Burgers are just meat with a piece of bread on each side and a few more things in-between. Face it, they're a sandwich. So as a result, the UK has better burgers than all of America.
Someone explain this phenomenon of posting pictures of what you're about to eat on Twitter.
>>338346585
that looks like garbage
>>338346823
>UK has better burgers than all of America.
yeah i'm english and i know this is bullshit
my vacation in america was burger heaven
>>338346830
Well, anon, before you eat your food, you take a picture of it
>>338346585
they're good, but if you don't care for thousand island dressing then 5 guys is easily better. Smash burger is a close second.
Also, habit burger does what in n out does better, with a nice mild charbroiled taste.
>>338346823
>Brits thinking their cooking is better than x country's
No. We have the best hamburgers. Sorry, it just is.
>>338346906
t. a lying american who's never left his country
>>338346954
just speaking truth, lad
our country is great but let's not act like our food is
>>338346818
>5'6"
>200 lbs
>muscle and gut
>thinks of getting surplus food when he sees someone else's food
anon you're fat as fuck.
You have 10 seconds to post better milkshake place.
>>338346585
They're good 'fast-food' burgers. They are definitely are not as good as any sit-down restaurant burger but if you have to choose between in'n'out or bk/mcd's, you choose in'n'out
>>338346818
post a pic of your physique, not face.
>>338347030
I'd need a solid fifteen minutes before I could answer that, and it'd probably be some local obscure chain.
>>338346518
>You know those tiny ass asian girls?
The chubby/frumpy ones just aren't as keen on sharing photos of themselves. Same on /4/chan, you'll only find moderately attractive people or people with no shame (for better or worse) that post pictures of themselves.
>>338346612
Eh? I'm with >>33834669 and >>338346812 , I don't think I know anyone who dislikes a good hamburger.
>>338347023
Clubs are pretty great, to be fair.
>>338347030
>>338347026
I squat 5RM 230 and bench 5RM 200, my pecs are big and it covers my gut. But yeah, I've been skinnier.
>>338347030
Here you go phyam.
>this triggers the europoor
>>338347030
i went to steak'n'shake after my first con
it was really nice, got an orange milkshake. cheap, too.
>>338347263
>pickles under patty
Questionable.
>>338347030
>eating a burger with tomatoes
Fuck this entire thread, I'm on a diet
>>338347209
squatting and benching that low shows you really are fat as fuck. You're an obese manlet.
>>338347348
Oh, I'm fucking triggered.
>>338347249
>>338347030
The only thing these places are good for is the shakes.
Good lord, why is the food and service so BAD at every god forsaken Sonic and Steak and shake? I've been like 20+ all over the country, and they're easily my least favorite places by far. Shakes are pretty good though.
tfw keto and can't eat burger anymore
>>338347354
reminder that people who dislike tomatoes are non-white
same applies to milk
>>338347263
>implying picture perfect burgers exist IRL.
>>338346585
Been eating then everyday since I was a babby. If you don't order from the secret menu then they're not that great.
>>338347465
this damage control, haha you're pathetic. Stay mad obese manlet.
>>338347530
Just sandwich the patty between the shattered remains of your life, fatty.
>>338347030
>>338347569
Yes, In-N-Out and Umami. From my experience a
>>338347569
You should try going to some gourmet burger joints. They put more focus on presentation than fast food places.
>>338347465
I tried looking for thad on the sex offender registry but i couldn't find him,did he got removed?
>>338347484
I dunno wut you're talking about m8 most of my Sonic trips are pretty quick
Some of them take forever though
>>338347606
I'm at 13% bodyfat, though.
>>338347569
yeah, that burger is totally cgi
lel
>>338347596
>implying I'm even who you're talking to
Senpai, any mention of obese manlets is a good enough excuse to bring up Thad.
>>338347662
He was supposedly meant to be on there for life, but I dunno. I think he gets out in late 2018.
>>338347354
Tomatoes are a very common topping on a burger. Like, just as common as mayo.
You realize that you're in the minority here....right? Personally, I think shitting on other people for how they like their food is ridiculous, so I'm not hating on you, I just think its a tad stupid to be that grossed out by it when its so common in America and is completely tame, unlike Asian countries where ants and what not are commonly eaten.
>mfw someone gets all bent out of shape when I put mustard on a turkey sandwich or once in a blue moon order a well done steak
My regular order for shit like mcdonald is something along the lines of 2 big mac, 2 regulars hamburgers, big fries, and one large soda.
I eat that shit regulary, and weight 52kg for 1m80.
I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me.
>>338347030
God I'm so pissed the Steak n Shake nearby is so fucking terrible.
Anybody else hate it when a restaurant tries too hard to make a burger more fancy or gourmet?
>>338345519
>>338346818
>>338346437
it doesnt help that you have to go through carslvania to get to burgerstand
>>338347906
>Trying to prove american-ness
>posts stats in Fogbreather
Fucking translate for the men of the world, limey.
>>338347664
Yeah but the food is bad. I even had some dude cough a loogie up onto my chili dog and I literally didn't even order anything special or give anyone any shit. Just a shake and a dog.
Other Sonics have had dried out burgers, stale buns, and when Sonic food is at its absolute BEST I'm not impressed with the taste of the food. Burgers and dogs are pretty weak, fries are awful and you can tell they reuse oil too much, the tots tend to be hit or miss and just about everything else is waaaaaaay too overpriced for the quality.
Sonic is just not great imo.
>>338346818
>5'6" 200lbs
damn dude
i'm 5'6" and I weigh 130lbs
>mfw I eat my burgers with nothing but cheese and some ketchup
>>338348089
I don't understand the purpose of this picture.
>>338348015
I guess that would translate to 38590.27849poundyardiladoos for 3.14 miles per dollars.You're being a turbo nerd Anon.
>>338348053
Awww bro do not tell me this shit about spit in your food. I JUST fucking got Sonic tonight for the first time in months. The burger was dry and boring just as you said. I am never ordering from them again. Fuck it, I'll probably just start getting my own meat and grilling my own damn burgers. I need to lose weight and save money anyway.
>>338348187
"perfection"
see how the shadow matches up with the tile?
>>338348084
tfw used to weigh 130lbs and I'm 6'2". I hit the gym and I'm now 180lbs, nothing but gains.N-now if I can fix this crippling autism I could get a girlfriend
>>338347354
>Tomatoes in general
Worst vegetable (fuck you, it's a vegetable).
Only good if home grown or put in sauce.
>>338343040
dat cholesterol
hope that's the only thing he eats that day.
>>338348280
WELL, I mean, grilling your own burgers isn't really gonna help you lose weight but at the very least, Sonic is not the only fast food place.
You have like 50 fucking options not counting random chinese places. Burger joints are everywhere and while most fast food isnt all that great, you can seriously do better than Sonic.
>>338347030
>>338348296
cos of how short i am i find it better just to keep myself relatively lean. i know if i put on too much muscle i'll be all weirdly proportioned and look like a LOTR dwarf. i still go to the gym like 2-3 times a week but I mostly play sports to keep myself fit
>>338346585
Its pretty gud. Kind of simple and boring in terms of menu variety, but its way better than most other fast food crap. Carl's Jr. will always be my favorite though.
>>338348227
Still, I'd rather be a nerd in a world power than an unfunny loser in a collapsed empire.
>I missed In 'n' Out when it came down here
;_;
Oh well, at least these guys are alright.
>>338348512
At least you're staying in shape and that's good.
>>338348187
The shadow matches up perfectly with the lines in the concrete.
>>338348084
That's literally girl weight.Wanna fuck?
![piada_italian_street_food.0.0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/j2sEaBu.jpg "piada_italian_street_food.0.0[1].jpg")
WHO /ITALIAN CHIPOTLE/ HERE?
>5$ for a pasta dinner with anything you want on it for free because of broke ass college kid discount
>>338347906
you just have a whacked out metabolism
i know a friend who is a similar height and weight and he eats like crazy as well but never puts on weight
>>338348898
this is a burger thread you fucking wop
>>338346818
>5'6" and 200 lbs
nah, you're fat
Never tried MAX. Or, well, tried it in the 90's but it tasted like cardboard. What's it like?
>>338348953
>hurr burgers can't have pasta
Fucking americans
>>338349054
that looks retarded
kill yourself
>>338348557
>they removed the steakhouse thickburger from the menu
>moonshine burger tastes like shit
>>338348893
LONDON?
>>338348053
The drinks are the only reason to ever go to sonic.
>>338349054
for what purpose
>>338349054
>upscale white trash food
ah yes the high art of the spaghetti sandwich
>>338346585
Overrated but still pretty good. Get that shit animal style if you try it.
>>338349054
ramen burgers (where they replace the bread with ramen) are actually pretty tasty
Anyone else try an egg on their burger?
>>338349380
I had a fried egg in a steak sandwich I had at the pub last night.Shit was great.
man american cuisine really taste bland as fuck
im asian so pretty much used to eat food with a lot of spices and stuff.
but those burgers and steaks taste just like bland meat.
same goes for european and dutch cuisine. they taste really sour sometimes
>>338349380
those are pretty good, but try a luther burger.
>>338346585
They are great. As far as fast food chain restaurants go, the hype is deserved, within its own context. If your metric is quality/price, I think it blows everything else out of the water. They hold their own against many $15 gourmet burgers, IMO.
>>338349545
sounds like you had shit steaks that weren't marinated and grilled correctly
That guy really fucking loves burgers
>>338349549
The Luther is like the ultimate food experience honestly. Sounds absolutely disgusting on paper and its certainly nothing high end or fancy, but it still put me into this weird zen like state from hitting every taste bud at once that I've never gotten out of anything else I've eaten.
>>338343040
I'm as American as Araki.
>>338345519
I've been eating what I want and have been stuck at 100kg for about 3 years now. I have 33 BMI which is obese but it's not rising at least. Don't know what to make of that.
>>338350105
you should maybe hit the gym before you die from a heart attack or something
>>338349545
>i'm used to eating food with more spice than substance so when i eat actual food i can barely taste it
>>338350285
You should suck my chode.
>>338350105
Jog 10 minutes every day and eat normal portion sizes and you would lose weight.
>>338345519
What? What are you saying?
>>338350958
Learn English then ask again. How fucking retarded are you?
>>338349545
>steaks
>just bland meat
m9
Also real non-fast food burgers are seasoned
>>338345519
have you tried something called cardio? Micheal Phelps eats like shit
>>338348557
Carls Jr was good, but the prices went up to much too fast.
Back when the $6 burger cost like $3.50. and the name $6 was a joke,
I feel like they had a new CEO or something that didn't understand the marketing and went "WHY ARE WE SELLING $6 BURGERS FOR UNDER $6! THEY SHOULD BE $6, THAT IS THEIR NAME"
or something,
they do have good burgers, but are too expensive for what they are,
>>338353594
That's pretty much all fast food nowadays, it is ridiculous.
Costs me almost 10 bucks to get a fucking medium combo meal at any of the fast food places. At that price I can buy a really decent cut of steak or get a meal at an actual restaurant.
>>338346518
>>338346585
Yes. Usually when people are shitting on them they are comparing them to burgers that are at least twice as expensive.
>>338354006
That is such a bullshit webm, if you look really closely it's easy to tell she eats all of the big macs
>>338354006
where did you get a copy of my porn?
No, I'm Dutch.
Thanks for reading my blog.
Indian cuisine is the only relevant one.
>>338356178
>Over spiced curry with e.coli
>Kinda want to go to McDonalds for some burgers since they're the only place open right now
>There's been a large increase in cougar sightings at the golf course
>McDonalds is right next to the golf course
Don't ever live in rural Canada.
>>338356761
I thought you meant milfs, but do cougars in your area really run up to cars? There are a few mountain lions in my area, but they usually stay away from roads and if you catch one chilling near a rural road they usually stay away or just looks at your car.
>>338356761
The McDonalds in my area makes its burgers out of Mountain Lions,
That is pretty much the same thing, right?
>>338347060
>Choosing In N' Out
>Waiting in line forever
No thanks.
>>338356761
Mountain lions are common in the US too. At least in the rural bumfuck parts of the Midwest.
>>338343040
Fuck, I'm a 'murican and I stay the hell away from fast food shit like that.
The fuck is wrong with that guy?
Does he enjoy shitting his brains out all day and night?
>>338358356
None of it is American Fast Food though
>>338358438
Well it looks very similar.
Especially with that Burger King logo, and the McDonalds one too.
>>338354006
I want to see her shit.
![160111112155-mcd-next-salad-bar-super-169[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Zk8S4KO.jpg "160111112155-mcd-next-salad-bar-super-169[1].jpg")
>>338358568
Burger King and McDonalds outside the U.S. are much much much nicer than they are in the U.S.
For example, this is a McDonalds in Hong Kong
>>338356761
I took a busride through there once.
pretty boring.
>>338347114
Im asian and jesus christ asian girls are ugly. White men please breed us out
>>338358734
Bullshit. Here in New Zealand, McDonalds looks exactly like American McDonalds. This is probably just to appeal to the wealthy chinese middle class and give them a good impression of western food.
>>338346585
Only if you ask for them ANIMAL style. Otherwise, they're only ok. Still better than 90% of fast food garbage.
