Help!
I can't choose between these two cuties!
Choose the blueberry instead.
Tracer is functionally better but D.va is far cuter
I see one pure qt and one slutty british tramp that's been passed around the overwatch office more times than a stapler
>that d.va
B-BAKA
>>338326296
Why is Tracer a british tramp? Her voice is totally cute. I'm not a britbong so I guess I can appreciate it.
I like how she sounds slightly retarded, but all Brits do.
>>338326117
But why would you want worst girl? The chav's at least possibly attractive.
Do you want to be useless? Choose D.Va
Do you want to be annoying? Choose Tracer
>>338326214
This desu
>>338327008
D.Va is a backline harass with a defensive CD
>>338327204
>lecker mas pieds
Choose death because both are fucking annoying pieces of shit
the real choice is obviously reinhardt, i love me my bears
>>338326214
MA PETITE MYRTILLE
>>338329237
Nigga that's kawaii
neither are virgins
>>338330592
>not liking highly experienced women
pleb
>>338330718
>being a timecuck
>>338330718
>highly experienced
they probably don't know their way around a cock too well, but they def don't have cherries
Should I get Overwatch, /v/?
It's only $48 at Best Buy and comes with a $10 gift card.
>>338330592
neither does your mom
>>338331274
my mom is a pure virgin you fuck
>>338331028
Isn't D.VA a kpop star?
They're contractually obliged to remain virgin
>>338331097
If FPSes aren't your usual fair but you enjoy a team game with spectacle, it will be an easy fit. If you're used to more "serious" shooters like CSGO you might find the skill ceiling too low to pose a challenge.
>>338331465
no she's a starcraft pro
>>338326117
Neither of them are real faggot
Why is she so perfect?
>adorable
>excellent physique
>kind and compassionate
>extremely clever
>passionate about animals and the environment
>clearly appreciates a good breakfast
>fangirl of Western movies
>loves crappy puns
>>338331598
AM I GLAD
Choose the big muscular one, she's cute
>>338331509
Neat thanks, guess I'll buy it then.
>>338331791
What a disgusting character design. You've got such shit taste
>>338332076
No problem famalam.
>>338331764
THAT SHE'S IN THERE AND WE'RE OUT HERE
>>338332375
AND SHE'S THE SHERIFF
>>338327204
Gimme Tracer's personality with Widow's body and accent and we've got a fucking 10/10
>>338326117
>>338326117
>paying blizzard for 20 tick servers
>>338332230
Says you
>>338326117
>Tsundere Dva
MY HEART
>>338333000
That is not Zarya's figure. If she had that figure (maybe with less thick arms), people would not complain nearly as much.
>>338326117
Tracer is either getting fisted by Widow or APED by Winston so you know her holes are all worn out
>>338333000
I'm glad muscle is starting to get a chokehold on /v/.
>>338326117
Easy, pick Mei!
>>338331791
Who is the one on the left?
>>338333262
Muscles aren't the issue, it's that Zarya's body shape looks too much like a man's.
>>338333170
She has pretty close to that figure actually. Boobs are canonically smaller I think.
>>338331598
>fat special snowflake sjw environmentalist the character
>>338333294
Widdowmaker, guessing from the hair.
>>338326117
chosen the most viral looking grill
>>338331791
Once she has a skin with more hair, sure
I'd a lioness but she just looks like a stereotypical dyke atm
Totally unrelated, but I find it funny that you'd normally consider a person called Widowmaker to cause (other) people to become widows, but in this case, she did it to herself.
>>338333464
nigga that's D.Va, note the glasses
>>338333391
Perhaps not close enough and/or the clothes obstructs the figure
>>338333637
>nigga that's D.Va
Sorry, I don't fucking remember the part where Dva's hair reaches the back of her knees
>note the glasses
They're just regular ass sunglasses dude, are you retarded?
>>338326117
>playing overwatch
Fucking millenials need to go
>>338333931
It's mei you god damn imbecile
>>338333262
I want a muscle girl to put me in a chokehold
>>338331509
>csgo
>you might find the skill ceiling too low to pose a challenge.
if you'd said 1.6 i might have believed you
also
>i played for 3 hours during the beta so i know the 'skill ceiling' of a game now
>>338334176
Comparatively you dip.
>>338332434
AND THAT WE'RE IN HERE
>>338331598
> Excellent physique
No, she is obese.
Have fun with late onset diabetus, flabby-floo.
> Kind and compassionate
Literally freezes people to death, then kills them mercilessly.
I don't know what you define as "Kind or Compassionate", but this isn't it.
She is simply polite about cold blooded murder.
> Passionate about animals and environment
Serial killers usually are.
> Clearly appriciates a good breakfast
I think you mean she appriciates ANYTHING as breakfast.
> Fangirl of western movies
So she is the polar opposite of a weeaboo? A westaboo. Not a good thing.
> Loves crappy puns
Yeah, that's a given.
Overweight women with poor social skills, hygiene issues and an affinity for murder would find low-tier humour funny.
>>338330592
what's make you say that? any proof of it?
>>338331509
fair review, thanks mate
>>338334614
to be completely fair she's fat because her body did not efficiently process the nutrients she was being fed automatically during her cryogenic freezing
She was a scientist in some lab out in china and some disaster made them all get stuck in the lab. They all froze themselves until help would arrive and she's the only survivor thanks to the power of thicc
