If Doomguy is so cool then why does he run away from all of his problems?
Bescaue he is autistic and he problaly likes Sonic.
>>338305810
What ARE his problems?Not counting countless demons
>>338306183
not knowing what to do next.
>>338305810
He's not running from them, he's only building up momentum to tackle them head-on.
generally you just run around the problems until they fall over and die for reasons that may or may not be related to your large amount of weaponry
Problems don't have large guts to rip and tear. So he has no use for them.
Because he can simply play his problems against each other until they take care of themselves
Are there any recent games with Doom-style monster infighting?
>>338306864
this
>>338307051
Any Halo game.
>>338306331
But he always knows what to do next:kill more demons
>>338306864
So what you are saying is that Doomguy needs to stopbeating around the bush
>>338307269
But he's the demons.
>>338305810
Too busy finding those blasted key cards
is Doomguy the biggest badass ever to be explained by canon?
>>338307676
No, also the canon only weakened the myth of the Doomguy.
>>338306991
I can't help but see Nicholas Cage's face in that panel.
>>338307051
monster in fighting hasnt been used in a game since about 2004
>>338308389
The new Doom actually has some zones in hell where you can see mobs fighting at each other.
how fast can doomguy run?
>>338309075
6 meters a second
>>338308389
Halo reach had it you silly fuck
>>338307051
EYE, kind of.
>>338309289
>>338309006
video proof?
yea i thought so
fuck off retarts
>>338307545
And then John was a zombie
>>338309541
Go play the game dumbass
>>338310331
like i would play a current fps
lol!!
>>338309541
>>338310519
Shoddy technique desu
>>338310663
gas yourself misogynist
>>>/pol/
@338311024
It's only bait if people might think you're serious. You must master your style before you get your (you)
>>338305810
How is shooting every demon in the fucking face running away from your problems?
>>338311216he's suffering severe psychosis, this is all in his mind and he's locked up in a mental hospital in restraints for killing his mother. On good days he asks to speak to his father and his brother but they have a court mandated restraining order on him to allow for no contact from him ever.
>>338309541
>retarts
Holy fuckin kek
>>338311536
Game Theory: IS DOOMGUY LOCKED UP IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL IN RESTRAINTS FOR KILLING HIS MOTHER?!?!?
>>338311845
but thats just a theory!
>>338311845
AND THATS JUST A THEORY
>>338311845
HOW DO WE KNOW? if we look at the google analytics, we can see that John Romero has long hair, he also shares the same name as John Carmack, both of these men demonstrate symptoms of hyper autism and what do we get when two autists are in the room? MATPAT! just kidding, it's actually depression.
BUT HEY, THATS JUST A THEORY
>>338305810
At least he doesn't strafe jump away from them
>>338311216
Gotta get par.
