ITT: Famous people you would like to play vidya with.
Myself
Viper
>>338272652
>>338272652
>tfw you will never be a real American
>Implying you wouldn't want to
If I pick a female, is there any possibility I can fuck 'em?
>>338273228
PANAMA PAPERS
>>338273202
no, just play vidya
>>338273228
>feminism is a human issue not a woman's issue
Ya no, maybe when I was 16 and she was playing a character of the same age but now? fuck no.
boy did she dive head first on the crazy train.
See you in space, cowboy
>>338272652
You realize he's a racist, right?
Kevin Smith or some other fat loser like me, otherwise it would be weird desu.
>>338272652
>I don't think so, BROTHER
Shit president, but I'd roll a blunt with him and play some video games anyday.
>>338273647
>saying nigger in a sex act in private, is now enough to be branded racist.
good, i hope more racists come out, kill that idiotic word.
>>338273341
Foo. Then I guess I pick Dwayne Johnson. He seems like a bro.
>>338272652
>>338273647
Good, If you ever lived around or had to work with blacks, you probably would be too and you would know most black people are racist.
>>338272970
>https://youtu.be/3lK-IOLbvxE
>>338273920
Based Hulkster
>KOTAKU IS FINISHED OMFG HAHAHAHHA
>It's still there
Nice job, /v/
>>338273297
Wait she was one of them?
i'd play MGS with him, although i get the feeling he would not play so much as comment
>>338272652
John Cena.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_wBHI0weZw
I don't even like wrestling any more, but Xavier seems like a chill dude.
>>338273342
NO, NOT MY MOMMA
>>338274189
>people actually watch alex jones yell at a camera for 2 hours or more
lol
>>338273519
Jenifer Lawrence stole Emma Watson's fanbase, too.
>>338273978
>>>/pol/
You need to go back.
>>338273519
>cucking 51% of the world's population of their basic rights isn't a worldy issue
ok
>>338274591
Alright but it's not needed in 1st-world countries
It's a parasite
I'd gladly play a game with The Game
>>338273647
>>338274591
Women have had equal rights for decades. Now feminists just complain about stuff like handsome Canadian prime ministers grazing their boobs.
>>338274806
>Alright but it's not needed in 1st-world countries
You also probably one of those guys who think racism is a non-issue cause we're developed? Playing a multiplayer game with any girl thats more than an attention seeking whore will prove my point.
>>338274591
Modern feminism has nothing to do with making women equal anymore. It's been hijacked by psychopaths and attention whores trying to make a quick buck by stirring bullshit and making things worse for everyone.
>>338275026
I'm surprised it took this long for Trump to be posted.
>>338274993
>Playing a multiplayer game with any girl thats more than an attention seeking whore will prove my point.
Fuck outta here lmao
>>338275281
Obscure puzzle games from the 80s would be great with this guy.
>>338272652
>>338274195
>>338274246
>>338274315
>>338274810
>not wanting to play with the man who won a gold medal with a BROKEN FREAKIN NECK
>>338275489
He can barely walk. How much do you think he'd care about video games?
>>338275579
Probably a lot considering you don't need to walk to play vidya.
Obligatory.
>not a single mention of /v/in Diesel
You all disgust me
>>338275863
I can hear that in his voice
>>338275579
>can barely walk
>planning a return
I'd also play games with Steph
When he was younger.
>>338275026
>playing games with a cuck
Why not burch?
>>338275863
I was going to mention him but got caught up in another tab. Dude seems like he'd be a blast to play any kind of game with. I heard he used to be into DnD too.
>>338273647
Good thing I ain't black, stupid
None, i'm not an idol worshipper
Enjoy the lake of fire, cuck
>>338273342
MOMMY NO
>>338276071
That fucking armpit gunk is gross as hell
>>338276071
>that armpit
>>338276205
It's my semen.
>>338275975
>cuck
Kek, daddy's the anti-cuck alpha of the race.
>>338276071
I regret zooming in on that armpit
>>338276071
At least post a more flattering photo
>>338276285
>divorced while the woman takes a huge amount of his money
>wants a black woman to fuck his daughter
>not a cuck
ok
>>338272652
I'd rather extend it to people who weren't alive when da gaymez were put forth.
J. Robert Oppenheimer
Albert Einstein
Copernicus
Marie Curie
HP Lovecraft
Edgar Allan Poe
Just to name a few ...
I'd sit down with them through 2 things:
1) Back to the Future Trilogy
2) Fallout series
>great scott moments captured with tape of the whole thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECQKwvEoD8o
>>338276382
>huge amount of his money
>70 billion gosh darn dollars in the bank
Nice one brendan.
>>338276567
>70 billion
where'd you pull this number from
>>338276384
>HP Lovecraft
>Edgar Allan Poe
I'd Play Bloodborne with those guys.
>>338272652
I technically COULD have played vidya with Hulk Hogan, in theory.
Went to a Dave & Busters here in Florida several years ago and he was there playing some racing game. Huge line of people for it though.
>>338276384
If we're doing people who aren't alive then I wanna take Diogenes for a ride through some oldschool RPGs. Dude seems like he'd enjoy Morrowind, even if he insisted on playing it outside.
Who here /neverseenormetafamousperson/?
>>338275281
Just play Mario Maker with his costume
>>338276718
Both of them probably woulda got right into any game you put in front of them, their imaginations were wild and fun times.
Also there would be a round of Fight Club after the sessions, everyone would have to fight everyone else at least once.
Bonus armor given to anyone who noticed the little kid pointing to his junk in BTTF 3.
https://youtu.be/zq5-6PkVGCg
>>338275863
Dude loves video games so much that he funded his own game studio specifically to stop his movie tie-in games from being shit
>>338276923
I grew up in a small town in upstate NY so I literally never saw anyone famous my entire life. Hillary Clinton came up once in the 90s to shill for her husband but she had an armed guard detail and wouldn't even talk to people. I never went to that anyway.
Fuck you, he's famous to me.
>>338273920
SMASH 'EM HULKSTER
>>338276853
Sounds like fun times senpai
Myself, Alexander the Great plays a round of Civ 5 ... against himself.
Two Alexes enter, one Alex leaves!
>>338277173
Post story please
If he was alive. He loved playing vidya.
>>338277215
Alexander would lose his shit if he found out there was actually more of the world to conquer. He'd probably drop the computer and go straight to building an army in your town to topple the government.
And he'd actually do it.
>>338277279
stop being a newfag
>>338277530
Wait, what?
>>338277296
I remember reading somewhere that he was once approached about doing a "meet the osbournes"-style reality show. To which he replied that it would probably turn out shit, as all he did all day was drink and play vidya
>>338277349
Probably ... but I'm guessing he'd lose his shit if he lost, which most newCivvers usually do when they run into his avatar's bag of dicks.
I'd personally enjoy trying to explain to him that it's just a game and that he doesn't have to build an army out of the neighborhood to fight his caricature.
>>338272652
>ctrl+f "vin"
>0 results
Faggots.
I would like to play tt with him too.
>>338276071
This, if by "play" you mean "beat senseless with a controller".
>>338277542
oh hell yeah, mustaine seems like he'd be playing a bit of DOOM on the side.
>>338277846
Lying faggot>>338275863
>>338277963
>/v/in
Fug.
Technically I told the truth.
>>338277963
not a lying faggot, just your typical 4channer who tl;dr anything beyond the current bottom section of the page.
not everyone has their own agenda - most people are just plain fucking stupid.
>>338272652
>wanting to share your game experience with somebody else ever
What a fucking gay shit. Kill yourself goober.
>>338278058
>file name
>>338278521S-s-shut up!
>Ctrl+F Vin Diesel
>0 Results
Casuals.
>>338280119
You're in for a surprise.
>>338276285
>daddy
hahaha holy fuck
Pic rel.
He seems like the guy that only wants to play video games with him in them. I know about his d&d, but he probably names his characters Vin Diesel, too.
>>338272652
hmmm
>>338281753
Seriously, what the fuck is up with his head? One too many cheese grater matches or something?
