shooting demons in the face is fun
>>338270267
*$5.75 has been deposited into your account*
>>338270501
>someone states a fact
>hurr shill
>>338270501
>stop talking about video games on a video games board
>>338270581
opinions =/= facts
>>338270581
>>338270616
*$0.02 has been deposited into your account*
>>338270616
No, you're allowed to talk about them, you're just not allowed to say you're enjoying them. Apparently we never left the 'fun is uncool' phase.
>>338270690
>implying its not fun to shoot demons in the face
>>338270501
>>338270694
>/v/ still mad that Doom turned out good
>>338270501
Damn that's a lot for a oneliner shillpost, where can I sign up?
>>338270501
>$5.75 per shill post
Holy shit, where do I get this job?
>>338270769
try shooting yourself in the face
>>338270501
I wish. I only get 26 cents.
>>338270501
>>338270694
Is this gonna be a new thing? Because I don't think I'll honestly be able to stand this place anymore.
Where can one go to talk about video games and not catch shit for actually liking something?
>>338270854
what isnt fun about shooting demons in the face?
>>338270946
*$0.01 has been deposited into your account*
>>338270946
IGN
Neogaf
GameFAQS
Rock, Paper, Shotgun
Yes, at this point, those places are literally better than /v/. It's gotten that bad. This place is a contrarian shithole now.
>>338271085
*$0.05 has been deposited into your account*
>>338270946
>some guy delivers the bantz
>I HATE THIS PLACE!!!
And yet here you are. Maybe try.... Neogaf?
>>338271085
>neogaf
We got a /vg/DOOM chatroom setup if anyone wants to join to talk about DOOM or SnapMap. We got a few people in the chatroom making some maps in the near future and two folks already got some published:https://discord.gg/011CjebySrvObyBJk
>>338271198
>copy/pasting the same tired old shit is banter
American "banter", everyone.
>>338271338
*£1 has been deposited into your account*
>>338271198
Force of habit. Been here since 2006 and just don't know where else to go. Tried reddit but just don't care for it. Too much "hey guys look what I did" and not much discussion.
Not stepping foot in neogaf.
>>338271198
>hating everything all the time
>dumb memes all around
>it's le sick bantz bro! xddd
Talking about videogames has become a chore with the endless shitposting
>>338271609
You sure showed me! Why don't you treat yourself to a cheeseburger, fatty?
>>338270501
>$5.75 every time you make a shill thread
How do I become a paid shill? It's paying better than my regular job.
>>338271815
Oy m8, dont get ye knickers in a bind!
>>338270501
>it's okay when Blizzard has 20 Overshill threads
>>338270760
This is literally true, so you can fuck off to reddit to "discuss" how OoT is a nostalgic gem
>"m-muh shill"
This shit is beyond pathetic. Even the cuck spam wasn't half as bad as this. You can't have any discussion without 20 IPs per thread that come ONLY to tell how people are shills. You mention a game, you're a shill. You speak about a game that has just been released, just like anyone would do, you're a shill. You speak about a game a faggot doesn't like, this same faggot wi come here to tell you're a shill.
The laziest and most annoying way to shitpost. A cancer that need to be adressed to Hiroshima Nagasaki.
>>338270501
More like 5.75 rupees
honestly this game is fun as fuck and exactly what I wanted out of a modern day Doom game. The people who are shitting all over it don't know what they want and would hate Doom 2016 even if it was exactly what they wanted it to be
>>338272418
the people who are shitting on it havent played it because denuvo
>>338272181
4chan is one of the best sites for shilling. On normal forums you must register an account, and everyone can see you are a shill unless you also post tons of unrelated stuff to look like a normal person. No need to do that here because we are anonymous. 100% of your posts can be shilling.
>>338271712
This.
So sad 4chan is the best website right now.
Everything else either has a shit layout, shitty rules or no traffic.
>>338272549
>4chan is one of the best sites for shilling
Yeah, sure. The traffic is close to what you would see with facebook, and its reputation is one of the best. Most of the posters are stable people with a stable job. I would recommend to anyone to come on 4chan to discuss videogames.
>>338272549
You are fucking delusional
>>338272549
Not to mention 4chan is the premier meme station, and memes perpetuate themselves, which is the peak of advertising
>>338270769
Fun is subjective
Is snapmap locked to multiplayer mechanics and controls or is it possible to put singleplayer stuff in it? I mean stuff like more than 2 weapons and faster move speed, gun mods etc.
>>338272462
Do ho ho, that's true
>>338270795
Wait, I've been off /v/ for 2 days playin the game, please don't tell me idiots here are pretending it's bad because I will leave this place and never return
Doom is the best game I've played in years
>>338272860
You would have to be either a complete idiot or severely naive to not think a site with this traffic and ease of use would be passed up, especially with the budgets of some companies
Do you really think in a fully social and connected medium, viral marketing isn't happening?
>>338270501
>>338270694
*Hot pockets has been deposited into your account*
>>338271085
>someone who liked bioshock: infinite detected
>>338273081
You should leave regardless. This place is a shithole and you should never think this place is ever anything but a good place to forage through shit to find the occasional point of interest.
>>338271953
If you dare say something negative about either Blizzard or Nintendo on /v/ mods will ban you on the spot.
>>338270267
best music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f97oDoH2ScI
>>338273239
I love this place, I live here every post im there im one with the code
>>338272549
>neo-/v/ actually believes this
Is that way all those threads demanding to boycott FE Fates turned out so grand that it sold over a million within 24 hours? Ebin man, just ebin... 4chan truly is still relevant in the year 2016!!!
>>338273089
You're a fucktard for real.
Traffic and exposure here pales in comparison to other places. This site is full of neet retards who can't afford to buy games.
If anyone shilled here they'd be fired immediately.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAIu_JrTX7o
Im going to shill my map
Solo play, classic map solving/surviving
What do you think?
XKRBCDRF
>>338273552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZR5sVQ64yc
>>338273532
You realize the cost to advertise here virally right?
The 20 seconds it takes to make a thread
Alternatively you could see obvious shills through formatting, tone, and content but of course you're too brainless to do that
There have been dozens of certified viral marketing campaigns on /v/, but keep breathing through the mouth I guess
No co-operative campaign.
That's right, they failed to include a feature that was present in the original game 23 years ago.
I fucking love this game. It is everything I needed right now in a game. Not every game should have 20 hours of needless lore/dialogue that is usually poorly written, and with little depth.
This is an old-school game. This is not a fucking movie. This is not a fucking simulator. This is a genre of game that is sorely needed in today's SJW-programmed gaming. Anita Foreskin hated this game, and considered it misogynist. That's enough for it to peak my interest. Now, the fact that it is the fastest run and gun like a Greek God game out there, with ample gore and violence, a decent metal-industrial soundtrack, and amazing gameplay mechanics seals the deal for me.
Fuck the NEET haters that can't afford this shit. Hahaha nigga, $60 is nothing to me.
I was done with the campaign in around 8 hours and thats on ultra violence, didnt fuck around much in levels.
Game was good tho, ending is shit but eh.
For 33 eurodollars its a bit short, considering the mp will never be touched and i might go see what's happening in snapmap.
Would recommend buying at around 20 buckaroos
Anti-shills are now more annoying than genuine shills.
Just hide the thread and move the fuck on, clearly a lot of people are genuinely enjoying this game.
>>338273919
>Anita Foreskin hated this game, and considered it misogynist
She fucking what?
>>338273919
>This is not a fucking movie
>two long cutscenes within the first 30 seconds of the game
>>338274426
>>338273927
>done in 8h
I've clocked 15h and I just finished the Advanced Research Complex level. I'm doing 100% on Nightmare though
>>338273919
>Hahaha nigga, $60 is nothing to me.
$60 is nothing to anyone. Except probably to you, since you think that situation is something to brag about.
I'm not a fan but I like the idea of other people aping off of D44M to maybe make something great
>>338273815
I don't have friends so I can't say I care about that feature
>>338270267
yeah if you are a retard
>>338270795
Not mad, just very surprised.
>TFW 2012 budget build
I need to update this thing already.
>>338274547
>>338274576
Can you play nightmare on your first go ? it was greyed out for me
>>338270267
I've actually been wanting a metroid prime game on the PC for years.
If this game was more open worldish it'd be the ultimate metroid prime game.
>>338274547
It's like that right wing lawyer has been reborn. The fuck was his name now again?
>>338273414
i was about to agree until i saw 'Alternate'
>>338270946
>Where can one go to talk about video games and not catch shit for actually liking something?
Definitely not /v/. probably not 4chan. Contrarianism is key here.
takes 14 hours to 100% all secrets ad beat campaign in doom
> takes 14 hours to 100% secrets and beat campaign in Halo
>halo 5 has multiple non linear paths/40+ weapons
>climbable terrain/platforming
>vehicles
>liking doom hating halo
>has somewhat of a story
>zozzle
You guys are fuccbois if you don't like both
>>338274514
Still less overall cutscenes and scripting than 'games' like Uncharted
>>338273386
Guess all those "let's shit on WoW for 400 posts" threads were just a dream
>>338274865
Yes you can, you just have to pick it in the new game screen, not options.
>>338273815
>co-op campaign
stop pretending people love you anon.
>>338274943
Jack Thompson. I miss the days when he was gaming's biggest enemy. Unlike SJWs, he was ultimately harmless.
Glory killing those fucking Summoners is so satisfying.
>>338270267
am i being retarded or is multiplayer locked to 60fps while the single player mode is uncapped ?
not that i really care though , bought it exclusively for the single player mode anyway
>>338275480
Yeah, that was his name. Atleast that shit was hilarious.
>>338273552
This is actually amazing
Is the multiplayer as really awful as people say?
>>338274576
I've had it for a week and am at the same spot. But I'm an obsessive completionist and went back to a few levels for secrets. I miss not having a job sometimes.
>>338276231
it's like Halo got the call of duty treatment.
that's pretty much the multiplayer.
>>338276231
Think quake twice as slow and then pretend you're playing Halo 3.
>shooting demons in the face is fun
this stuff actually makes me not want to play the game. people rarely talk about the level design or enemy behaviors or anything, just "hurr gore and guns bro" as though the visceral fun of basic fps mechanics wasn't perfected a decade ago.
i've heard that a lot of people preferred to play Doom with cheat codes. that explains a lot. to them the series was only ever about the spectacle, so obviously executions were a great idea. these were the people who made a big deal out of Brutal Doom and probably this as well
I hope I'm wrong. i'll get it eventually. what really made Doom 1/2 great was the variety of level design. that's where stuff like Painkiller and Serious Sam went wrong: too repetitive.
>>338273089
No dude i have yet to meet a single person irl who browses here. No company give a fuck about 4 chan. People probably just post bait threads to get people to think they are shills
>>338276808
the movement and enemy behaviors are pretty much metroid prime.
even the fact that the enemies drop health is metroid prime.
the game reminds me way more of metroid prime than doom actually.
except you have a mouse and not auto aim so the gameplay is 100x better.
this isn't really a bad thing though.
>>338276808
Level design is pretty damn good. Feels very Doom 1 like but translated to a 3D era with lots of verticality. And the platforming is surprisingly fun. The secrets are a blast, like TNO but better.
>>338273738
Seeing a fucking picture of a video game on an anonymous image board does not sell games.