Would you nerf this?
I've had dreams of inseminating DVA.
>>338258313
you're a big guy
>>338258264
Yeah, by impregnating her.
>>338258264
Is she wearing a molded plastic mask?
>>338258454
4
U
>>338258264
I'd D her VA
This raises my APM if you know what I mean.
>>338258264
Anyone who would nerf her is a fucking degenerate.
>>338258264
if she auctioned this suit at a starting price of $499 and wrote in the description that she wore it all day and was nude under it and at least 4 different times during the day her pussy got wet and she leaked a bit, would /v/ bid on it?
>>338258264
*sigh*
Time to raise my FPM
>>338258643
Wearing? Technically no, but for certain she's had plastic surgery done to her face.
>>338258643
It would be extremely painful.
>>338258264
Yes, shes a fucking jihadist!
>>338258264
I want to be D.Va.
>>338258454
compared to her
What do people actually like about D.Va, I need to know. She's just a pouty brat kid to me, yeah she might be cute but sexy >>> cute
>>338259329
That's both uncomfortable and hazardous.
>>338259329
Lol. What a gay
>>338258264
You don't need to. She's awful.
>>338259371
She's anime (or the Korean equivalent of anime).
>wanting to fuck a gook
You are almost as much of a subhuman than them.
>>338258264
I would nerf your posting abilities. And by that I mean I would take them away so no one would have to read your fucking garbage.
>>338259291
I want to be hanzo and impregnate this anon.
>>338259730
What the fuck is up with her lips, yuck
>>338258313
I dreamt I took D.Va to an amusement park the other night.
I've never fucking dreamt about a vidya girl like this before.
>>338259626
>cant even talk english right
as if your any better
>>338258264
Nerf yerself faget
>>338259730
Straight out of a horror film, those soulless eyes
porn when
>>338260217
btw why korean porn isn't a thing
>>338260272
Its illegal there.
>>338259626
Do you speak english ?
>>338260272
To keep the Kpop strong
finally a D.Va thread
>We need mech pilots for intense and brutal combat
>Quickly, hire a 100 pound female celebrity who plays video games all day
>Let's even have her stream her battles
That's going to do great for your country's morale when she gets second renaissance'd on live tv
>>338259626
>talking like an arab
yeah you shouldnt be complaining about subhumans at all
>>338260272
Korea is a huge nest for churches.
>>338260363
big deal
>>338260557
>finally
Overwatch threads are just people desperate to impregnate D.va and Mercy
then you have true bros
who want to pounded by Reinhardt in a non-homosexual way
>>338259730
That's me.
>shitty waifu overwatch thread number #10000000
Viral.
/pol/ always finds a way to push their agenda
>>338260796
Please be in London
>>338260734
>Reinhardt will never complain that his back is starting to give out while he's on top of you
>>338260026
She's made of plastic, it can't be helped.
>>338260841
I'm in Paris for the event. You should stop by, we could take a picture together.
>>338258264
No, but if I were given the opportunity, I would certainly insert my penis in her vagina.
>>338261113
I don't follow.
>people are only cosplaying d.va because some company is selling her zerosuit
>no one is cosplaying any of the other characters because they'd have to actually make the outfits themselves
sadanimegirl.tiff
>>338261247
If D.VA were a real person, and I met her, and the opportunity for sexual intercourse arose out of said meeting, I would not decline.
Why do chink cosplayers look like they are made of plastic?
>>338261623
because you're racist
>>338261623
Because they are
>>338261228
I want to play the drums on her tummy.
![2012-08-18-GorillaSilverback6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t8wagfW.jpg "2012-08-18-GorillaSilverback6[1].jpg")
Hello.
Hi there.
>>338261623
Not chinks, gooks
And gooks are incredibly plastic
>>338261723
Go back to the Moon, Winston
What does she even mean by "Nerf this"? In game she obviously isn't talking about the developers (ask nerfing her character, mech, or abilities.
>>338261723
>you will never be buds with a gorilla
>>338261929
She's an IRL XD gamer girl
It's a bit of showing off by implyng that she's so good she needs a nerf.
>>338261929
Her backstory is that she was a professional Korean Starcraft tournament player, so therefore, she communicates via video game memes.
>>338261929
She's implying that you'll fucking die because the self destruct is so good. She's bragging.
>>338261929
Some one-liners in this game break the fourth wall (Widowmaker's "What's an aimbot?"). It's just a joke.
>>338258264
This slut model is the only good thing Blizzard produced since Diablo II LoD.
>>338262092
Why is she a slut? Is it because she is pretty and will never think about fucking you the way you think about fucking her? Is that it?
>>338259626
fuck off Muhammad
>>338262687
Anon, she's a fictional character...
>>338262687
>Why is she a slut?
It's because she is a fictional characters and those can be anything you want.
>>338258313
>ywnhtd
stupid brain work!
>>338262687
because she had daddy issues
>>338261929
Play fair, play Pharah.
>>338259626
There's nothing wrong with fucking a natural good looking gook. BUT, if you fuck one of those korean bitches who had over 4 surgeries to change their bones and other shit then good luck
>>338258789
nice
>>338263213
>The character with the lowest skill floor in the game is the only character /v/ pretends to approve of playing.
I WANT TO FUCK D.VA'S PLASTIC KOREAN PUSSY
>>338263341
>lowest skill floor
That's not reaper or bastion
>>338258264
No, people need to git gud
>want to jerk off to asians
>remember the war atrocities they committed in WWII and remember they are soulless, emotionless, husks of humans.
>feel disgusted and can't fap anymore
Feels bad, can't even see Asians as people, they're severely fucked in the head and always will be. Should have just glassed the whole country.
>>338263437
Roadhog is pretty simple too
>>338263651
>look at the disgusting shit them did during an all out war
>how to do you feel about nuking civilians?
>s'cool bro
>>338263185
I'm not a hero. Im just an old killer. Here to do some wetwork
>>338258264
If by nerf you mean fuck senseless, then yes.
I bet... she smells like...lavender
>>338263781
>yeah fuck nukes they're terrible
>let's just invade the mainland and have millions killed on both sides instead
sjw faggots bitching about stuff that happened in wars before they were fucking born piss me off to no end
>>338263651
>>want to jerk off to whites
>>remember the war atrocities they committed in WWII and remember they are soulless, emotionless, husks of humans.
>>feel disgusted and can't fap anymore
Feels bad, can't even see whites as people, they're severely fucked in the head and always will be. Should have just glassed the whole country.
>>338258264
>plastic-surgereans
>>338264054
You talk like you were born at that time.
faggot
>>338264180
at least I don't pretend I'm smarter than the fucking world powers during a time of global crisis when crazy chinks are flying planes into our harbors unprovoked and torturing POWs
you faggots have no idea what you're talking about
>>338263213
Has there been any official response as to whether she has robotic limbs or not?
>>338258264
I really want to Super Soaker her if you know what I mean.
>>338260613
U know most broadcasting organizations irl have a 3-second delay on what gets televised right? Someone somewhere is sitting on a button that cuts to a technical-difficulty display, or a kill-stream of some sort.
>>338264343
OW's twitter account responded to some anon sayingit's a suit of armor
>>338264054
>>338264328
Just out of curiosity, are you voting for Trump?
>>338264639
Superb Owl has a 7 second delay and they still let Janet Jackson slip her nipple on national television
>>338261929
She's saying "(lets see you) nerf this (huge dicking I'm about to deliver to any enemy player standing in the blast radius)"
>>338262058
basically this
>>338258264
It needs alot of buffs to the character because its a piece of shit.
>>338264884
It's not even that good of an ability WoW! You killed an enemy player or three! Now you don't have your mech anymore and the total enemy players you killed going forward + including those killed in the explosion will be less than the number of enemy players you would have killed if you didn't just throw away your mech in the first place.
>>338264328
The americans knew the Japanese were internally discussing surrender. It was fucking obvious the moment they were like "so russia you're still neutral to us right?"
>>338263341
By lowest skill floor, you mean the character for the worst FPS players to pick up and still be effective?
Pharah's rockets are easy to hit with, but unless it's a direct hit, the damage is garbage.
Compare that to a Winston where you only have to aim in the general direction of an enemy
or Bastion, where you sort of have to aim, but don't have to worry about moving and shooting at the same time
or Tobjorn where you don't have to worry about either
or Lucio where you only have to be around your team (not shooting) and hit E on occasion to be at 80% class effectiveness
Every class in Overwatch has a low skill floor, but there are plenty of classes easier to play than Pharah.
Isn't "Nerf" a copyrighted word?
>>338263185
Shinji got pretty cute
>>338258264
I'm not a racist but in the past years, ever since I discovered k-pop, I've grown to despise asians. There is something so constructed and artificial about them, as if they put up this facade to try to act like a cool human but aren't really neither cool nor human.
Granted I don't actually know any asians irl, they might be alright.
>>338258264
It's hilarious because she actually could use a buff
>>338261723
HAMADA, OUTTO
>>338265529
NERF is a trademark but nerf is a pre-existing word.
Notice how George Lucas was never sued for the "stuck up, half-witted, scruffy looking nerf herder" line.
>2 weeks straight of Overwatch shilling
Just kill me now.
>>338258264
I've slept with this Korean chick.
She's had plastic surgery and her beef curtains removed.
>>338266143
>Game coming out soon so people are discussing it
I bet you'd like even more hourly sjw/e-celeb threads instead of actual video game threads.
>>338266238
Did she have it flipped the right way 'round or has Korea not noticed their vaginas are sideways yet because of their aversion to porn
>>338266245
There's like 3 threads on the front page at all times.
Why are people too fucking stupid to just use the catalog search or go the containment board on /vg/?
How do we save South Korea?
>>338266407
>OPM
Opinion discarded. It's like your 1st time on /v/. Have you even been here on DaS3 launch or before it? MGS V? Countless other popular games?
>>338259329
tight butts aside, that's actually kind of adorable. She's basically lying down in the same way some kids do when they're lying in front of the TV on a Saturday morning playing video games and watching cartoons
>>338266493
Not him, but just because it happened before doesn't make it acceptable you fucking retard piece of shit faglord
>>338266493
>Have you even been here on DaS3 launch or before it? MGS V? Countless other popular games?
???
My point is exactly the same, people are too fucking stupid to use the search function or go to the dedicated generals.
>>338266665
>People discussing video games
>Bad
Fuck off to your usual console war or sjw thread, friend.
>>338266792
Yeah. /v/ should become shitposting central and vidya should be banned. I don't get why you faggots want to make this place even worse than it already is.
>>338266826
Not bad.
>>338266826
Fuck, I love me some brown.
Also what's an IENGA?
>>338263213
Remember to ignore amputee posters.
>>338266826
Kill it with fire.
>>338258643
she' s just korean
>>338261054
I'm in Paris.
Where are you?
>>338266915
>people who are entirely anonymous take liberties with the fact that they can't be held accountable for anything they say and can't build a negative reputation
Wow what a fucking wall of text to state the obvious.
That's just 4chan, you can be whoever you want in order to aid your arguments or give yourself moral superiority.
>>338266826
Looksfine
>>338266915
You fucking dense nigger, the whole point was that you don't need multiple threads for the same fucking game.
>>338267367
>Wow what a fucking wall of text to state the obvious.
It is, but faggots still carry on doing stupid shit thinking it's funny.
>>338267401
Welcome to /v/ friend. Enjoy your stay.
>>338266143
have you try..... you know, ignoring the threads
>>338258264
>>338267459
>Do I fit in yet, guys?
Kill yourself, you cancerous bastard
I'm just waiting for the delicious B.VA versions of cosplays
>>338270007
>B.Va
>>338270007
Just stick to Tracer you faggot.
>>338269546
Yeah, fuck people who actually want to discuss video games instead of shitposting like us. See you in our usual SJW complaining thread bro.
>>338258264
Id buff her up if you catch my patch
>>338261962
Just find some black guy and befriend him, not hard.
>>338272810
I don't.
>>338266826
why judge that fine skin
>>338266826
>That fucking filename
>>338266826
>Filename
well done
>>338260947
Why doesnt anyone make the mech?
>>338275557
japan is working on it
>>338265007
Actually the moment the explosion goes off you get a new mech even if it doesn't hit anyone
>>338259291
I want to be Remi!
>>338275557
Well, there are actually 2 teams, one american and the other one japanese, actually making battle-mechs. Obviously they're made for show, but still.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVJTGLL2SnI&ab_channel=MegaBotsInc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u8mheM2Hrg&ab_channel=%E6%B0%B4%E9%81%93%E6%A9%8B%E9%87%8D%E5%B7%A5
>>338259291
What is it about 2hu that attracts so many trannies?
>>338276442
Wait, i remember these guys. Wasn't there a fight planed this year?
>>338266410
this can't be real, any links to rove/disprove this?
>>338277524
yes. this summer i think
>>338264796
Guess they did it on purpose then.
http://imgur.com/Ly7xaHE
So I've been drawing dva for the past hour or so, and now I have a rough concept going
yes, I plan on adding her suit characteristics to the ass part
but I don't know if the face slide quite looks like her yet
bur thought I'd post this anyway because why not
>>338278767
I think you did a good job, Anon. I like it.
>>338267360
Paris
>>338266410
> Korea
reminded me of this
>>338279038
>that Japanese poster
I don't care if he's a proxyfag, this is 10/10 banter
>>338265251
russia declared war on japan a day before the first bomb dropped
>>338258313
I had a dream the other night where I fucked Saori Hara.
>>338266649
Fuck. That is adorable.
>>338258264
>tfw no average korean gf
>>338279002
Thanks, mate.
I'm gonna get around to adding more camera angles and moves. Do you happen to have any suggestions?
>>338264054
murican detected.
>killing civilians going to work
>"but they wouldn't stop. bawww"
fuck you dicks
>>338280506
Not that guy but when it's Korean sloots shaking ass, the answer is always Minzy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_trkmN5jKLM
>>338263341
Mercy, Torbjorn, Mei, D.Va, Reaper, Reinhardt, Winston, Symmettra and Lucio definitely have a lower skill ceiling.
>>338283575
skill floor*
>>338264328
>unprovoked
https://mises.org/library/how-us-economic-warfare-provoked-japans-attack-pearl-harbor
Wew lad
Who /highskill/ here?
>>338266826
Mildly disgusted
>>338284369MOM'S GONNA FREAK
Mercy = Pharah > Widowmaker > Tracer > Symmetra > Mei > Zarya > D.Va
Fight me
>>338285505
widowmaker>mercy>pharah>tracer>d.va>mei>symmetra
>teleports behind you
>nothing personel kid
>>338285505
You almost had it anon. Here's the better version.
Mercy = Pharah > Widowmaker > Tracer > D.Va > Symmetra > Mei > Zarya
>>338285505
Windowmaker is perfect
>>338286931
I disagree.
>>338287324
Then fuck you and your useless opinion you sack of shit
>>338287324
you are incorrect
>>338287475
She's a fucking slutbag.
>>338284064
>https://mises.org/library/how-us-economic-warfare-provoked-japans-attack-pearl-harbor
>want to get to job interview before GuyA
>need a car tire to get there, GuyA won't sell me one
>this means i'm justified in stabbing him
economic sanctions don't justify murder and warfare, what is wrong with you people
>>338265984
underrated reference
>>338287734
but attacking a military base justifies nuking milliongs of innocent people
lmao
>>338287734
>sanctions
>embargoes
>supplying the chinese to fight in proxy
>deliberate political "swing first, come me bro!" posturing
>being fully aware of the incoming attack and choosing not to inform Hawaii
Bruh that's a fair bit more than a car tire
The Japanese would.
>>338258264
>D.Va thread
>Not enough D.Va
Let's fix this. Post best girl.
>>338288783
>Why can't Americans make Japanese characters who aren't ninjas/yakuza?
Did this fucker miss the fact that every character in Overwatch is a stereotype of some sort?
>>338288995
Jesus Christ her face looks about 8 years old here
She's even got that fucking rash on the side of her mouth kids get from the edge of the freezie tube
>>338288783
>>338289189
It's all mistranslated, the guy literally made it all up.
>>338288783
>People are still going to believe this translation
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LdQGPdg.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>338289310
You really think someone would do that?
>>338265984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c64sQsABKcM
>>338286145
Are you me
>>338290395Maybe
>>338288783
They need to stop trying to bully Cereza
This is the first game where I like just one girl and genuinely don't care about the rest.It's Mercy.
>>338287734
The act itself being wrong doesn't make it unprovoked.
>>338290781
>>338266792
>>338264343
>>338260026
37 YEARS OLD!
MS. MERCY IS CUTE!
>>338259371
She's cute but not sexy?
I'd bang her lights out
>>338291525
Me too, if you know what I mean.
She's canonically the weakest hero.
I'd give her the harapan if you know what I mean.
>>338289426
enlighten me as to what is actually said
I'm learning Japanese and it's too spotty to make sense of
>>338291789
Harapan is for true patricians
There ain't no girl I'd hara in their panif they wanted me to
>>338292085
wouldn't*
Fuck that changes what I meant
>>338291789
>>338292085
>tfw no way to get videos from cj-clips without paying
no idea where to get my fix
>>338292085
>hara in their pan
hara is stomach
>>338292539
It was a joke.
>>338291963
Don't you mean your understanding is too spotty? It's perfectly intelligible
>>338291121
Go to bedAmari
>>338266826
this d.va is cutier
>>338293913
What's up with niggers trying to cosplay d.va?
>>338294723
They're trying to emulate their N.ga days from Eva
>>338291963
>>338288783
The original posts were altered in this edit, possibly due to people figuring out that the English translation was completely off. The first two Kirby replies originally said the same thing, and and use of English (particularly in the MGS posts) were removed. If you only speak English, it would now be harder to tell if the "translation" was real.
>>338291121
That's DR. ZIEGLER to you
Don't even play the game and could instantly tell all the logos on her leg aren't actually on the character she is cosplaying.
Also
>tv Korea
>blizzard logo tagged on
And into the trash it goes
>>338298262
They are. She's sponsored in the game's world.
>>338266826
DELETE THIS. RIGHT. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>338278767
>3 hours ago
Fuck it. You're doing God's work.
>>338278767
This is some fine work anon, can't wait to see the final version.
