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So THIS is why Uncharted games are so linear and cinematic..
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So THIS is why Uncharted games are so linear and cinematic...
https://youtu.be/Ls_CD4mB42s
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>>338182761
What the fuck is wrong with you asshole. Naughty Dog did a good thing, and you're bullying a differently abled person? Fuck you.
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>>338183220
>>>/cripplechan/
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>>338183220
where do you think you are right now?
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Uncharted core audience.
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>>338182761
>a woman
>a feminist
>a kike wearing David's Star necklace
>all within one minute

Naughty Dog.......................................
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>>338183491
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That's cool
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>>338182761
That tranny is pretty cute t.b.h.
I would fuck him.
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>>338183640
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>>338182761
If I could go the rest of my life without hearing the words inclusivity and diversity ever again I'd be all the more happy for it.
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>>338183220
>differently abled person
Don't you mean retard?
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>>338183640

its perfect for a joke

So.. this jew walks into naughty dog one day
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>>338184423
No. I mean differently abled. Like how your dick is tiny and doesn't work.
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>>338182761
>/v/ tries to make this out to be a bad thing
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>>338185012
So you meant retard.
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>>338182761
>Optional features for disabled people

Wow. Truly NaughtyDog is the hitler of videogames.
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>>338182761
The games would still be shit even if they weren't linear.
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>adding optional features to the game that helps people who are colorblind or maybe only have one hand

fuck these assholes
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>I dont understand the language the movie is written in
>lol retard, don't watch movies then
No you solve it by adding subtitles. Every person in the world should be able to experience your work.
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>uncharted literally panders to retards
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>>338183930
>Jak and Daxter figure
Fuck ND
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>>338183658
Who is this qt Finn demon?
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>>338182761
I'm "financially challenged" will Naughty Dog make the game more accessible to people like me? $5 is all I can afford right now and I don't want to be left out of the community.
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>>338182761
>these games do more than just entertain the disabled
>they provide an escape from the doldrums of being disabled

Right, because the first game I would think of playing if I wanted something unrestricted that gives the player a lot of freedom is Uncharted
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>>338183220
>differently abled
i know this is bait but these terms are hilarious
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>>338186129
@sailorbee
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>>338183930
>trans woman
is it also right to call them a trans man? or does it not work that way?
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>added captions to have us understand the retard
>let's add captions for everyone too so deaf people find this video accessible
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I want to joke about it but Uncharted is one of those 'popular everyone has to play it' games, so I think it's pretty awesome that they would reach out and accommodate the handicapped like this.
The colorblind guy was whatever though, there's different spectrum of being colorblind and I'm not sure you can please them all.
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>>338182761
>in order to play our games, we really require a pretty high bar of proficiency
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Accessibility options are a nice thing to add but I think the initiative needs to be transferred a little away from being game specific to being platform based. Sony and Microsoft should have the tools built in to allow for things like controller rebinds, turbo buttons and colour blindness filters.

Obviously specific things like the camera and aim assists would have to still be in the game, but it'd be nice if saw some more standardized support for this stuff.
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>>338182761
How's that one disabled guy who plays competitive fighting games?
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>>338186274
giving player freedom isn't the only way of escapism. reading books can provide an escape. watching movie can provide an escape.
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>>338182761
Video games are already acessible for disabled people

Shit, there's an entire genre for them, they're called JRPGs

No, seriously
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>>338183930
alright I was pretty sure that was a man but couldn't tell
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>>338188243
Mein negger
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>>338187965
>Brolylegs
I lost to him at a tourney once and walked away without even looking at him. I didn't know who he was or that he was handicapped though because I never look people in the face and tend not to interact with people at those kinds of events. I wanted to apologize and explain but my social anxiety autism had me leave and never attend another event again. Cool guy; extremely talented.
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>>338182761
>GROWING UP I...
Am I terrible for laughing?
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>>338183930

>Lol I called my self a trans woman am I special yet

When will this meme end?
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>>338183930
Passable in that pic desu, kinda reminds me of Pam
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>>338188595
Dude don't be so autistic
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>>338186274
>here cripples, we made this game about a great adventure guy who climbs things and does crazy stunts, now you can forget about how much it sucks to live in a wheelchair!

Nice one, Naughty Dog. Nice.
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>>338189272
There's a joke about Marche somewhere here.
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>linear
>cinematic
>bad thing
Faggot nerd PC gamers who never went to a proper arcade in their lives.

Go play your soulless open world crapfests if you are such a fucking sperg. I'll take level design and actual gameplay over that trash any day.
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>>338189372
It's Uncharted. It's not healthy.
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>>338183930
Why they gotta attention whore so much?
Why do they deserve to be remembered over others?
If they did something significant, like amy hennig for writing the previous games then sure, but if you are just some random doing the grunt work, then nah.
I appreciate you made the game sure, but thats as part of the ND team, not you specifically.

>>338186605
I think the appropriate is whatever you are trying to become, so in this case it would be transwoman, not trans man.
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>>338189420
>actual gameplay
so qte and walking simulator is now actual gameplay
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>>338189420
>Arcade
>Cinematic
Kill yourself Neogaf
Just fucking put a bullet in your head off yourself you bastard
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>>338189014
"She" certainly didn't pass in OP's video.
That disgusting voice alone is enough to tell.
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>>338183930
Fuck I thought that was a girl
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>>338182761

>1:39
>is that a woman with a man's voice or a ximxerxuxu?
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>>338189915
I haven't completed the game yet but the only qte I have come across is mashing triangle to get out of someones hold when they grab you in fist fights, which is pretty much the same for the other uncharted games, they aren't big on qte's.
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>>338190156
>>338183930
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>>338182761
They didn't even subtitle him properly.
He said
>swashbuckling ne'er-do-well, treasure hunter
and the subtitles said
>swashbuckler there to do treasure hunting
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>>338183220
Retards not allowed.
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>>338183930
Why would I care if a tranny made it? It could be made by Neo-Nazis or Tumblrinas for all I care.
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Are all trans women huge attention whores? It's disgusting.
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>>338186949
You would be surprised how retarded the average person is with a controller.

You grew up with these things. Give it to someone who didn't play games and they're dealing with a good 12+ buttons or so, which they need to hold in a particular way and be relatively efficient with.

Start up a GTA game and give someone who's never played games before try and drive a car. Even if you explain the controls, they'll still crash constantly from turning too hard or not knowing how to brake naturally.
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>>338182761
WHAT THE FUCK
he looks like he's about to burst into tears at any moment
jesus fuck
this is why games are dying
they are literally being made for retarded people now
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>>338187965
DSP?
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>>338193271
Don't be a dick
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>>338182761
This is casualisation at its peak
Fuck
Neo
Naughtydog
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>>338193715
Retard detected.
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how is a game where I constantly have to wait to play "accessible". I'm pretty sure we already perfected accessibility with arcade games.

No, you're just making games for casual PC gamers (modern console gamers)
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>>338193715
how about you suck mine
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>downs saying "don't make it to where you can play it with a head switch, just enough so that i can play it"
Selfish!
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>>338193715
You know who is being a dick? That retard. He is so selfish that he wants shit dumbed down for everyone else so HE can have a good time. Fuck everyone else though. Seriously, a lot of disabled people are selfish cunts who try to justify it because "IM NORT ABWLED BODIIIIED"
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>Uncharted 4 literally pans to retards
>Literally added a "Press and hold Punch button to win feature."
>Lock on feature
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Honestly I don't mind, there are plenty of games someone like him can't play and it's not like uncharted ever was played for its complex and great gameplay - that was never the appeal of the series. Let him and people like him have this, I'm sure his life is hard enough without being able to play a video game he really anticipates
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>>338194446
I hate games where you have to wiggle the joy sticks or mash buttons quickly. Not because I'm retarded but because I shouldn't have to put unneeded wear on my shit. I wish more games took a DDR approach and just let me disable that shit.
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>>338183930
LOOK AT ME
TRANS WOMAN
TRANS
TRANS TRANS TRANS
LOOK AT MY IDENTITY BECAUSE IT REALLY FUCKING MATTERS
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>consolecucks
>meanwhile on PC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bONUFkP3i8s
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>>338194582
>Waaahhh why do I gotta press buttons to play games?!"
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wow looking at the whole video now, I can only say, games are doomed
I mean shit like the colorblind stuff I'm ok with, and to be honest to me it looks like uncharted is a shit game to begin with, never played one single uncharted game, but if this is the way they are gonna dumb down games now then fuck these people
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>>338182761
They were linear and cinematic because the market allowed for a linear and cinematic game. These are just optional features to make it easier for disabled people to play. Naughty Dog makes products I have no interest in whatsoever so I can't really say of its good or not, but it's definitely not disabled people's fault. Uncharted has always been shit in the gameplay department. There's a market for cinematic games though and they're capitalizing on it. As soon as that market is saturated they'll start trying new things.
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>>338183220
No. They censored out fat drake. Game is shit and old.
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you know what I hate most about this video is how they all pat themselves on the back
you can see the only reason they are doing it is because they wanna be seen as good people
they don't actually care about these retards
especially that girl in the beginning
she couldn't care less about that fatso
it's all just marketing
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>>338183640
>>338184737

There is a scene in U4 where sam smashes a christ cross with a hammer... the jews did this. (watch the end of the giantbomb quicklook)
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>>338194947
It's a game that is literally aimed at a massive audience. Of course it's going to be inclusive and wide appealing. Dark Souls and Monster Hunter aren't going anywhere, you can still play those. And I'll stand behind anyone who tells someone to "git gud" if madbads want to enjoy them the same way I do.
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I think you can make a game that's accessible without ruining it. Basically, you make your game, then add options, that can be turned on if desired, that will help disabled people play it easier. But casualizing the game as a whole so others get a worse experience out of trying to make a better one for others is dumb. Just give options to help those need it.
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>>338194947
what the fuck are you even talking about, how in the fuck will adding extra options to make a game more accessible for retards doom gaming? Casualization you can argue for but fucking extra options for retards that won't affect the way you experience or play the game in any way at all?
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I played all uncharted games 100% on youtube anyways
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>>338182761

>literally tying yourself to the lowest common denominator
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>>338182761
hotwheels?
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>>338195262
>inclusive
I fucking hate that word
not because I want to exclude people, but because games are never exclusive to begin with
if you are retarded, it's your own ability that excludes you, not the game
it's like saying soccer is exclusive cause I have no legs
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>>338182761


>people with disabilities need an escape

Here is your escape.
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>>338195468
>ability
disability is what I meant
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>>338195529
Fucking this. Only escape your poor helpers would get too
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>>338195529
edgy
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>>338182761

Last month a comet flew dangerously close the the earth and almost killed all life on earth.

While this was happening- human civilization was bumbling over the ethics of letting crazy men shit near little girls, and trying to make every normal person "equal" with literal retards.

Just let that sink in.
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>>338195529
This. Mongs have no place on Earth.
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>>338195468
>developer has the ability to make game playable to retards and cripples
>they do it without cheapening the entire game
It's not a competitive game where the rules are being rewritten to favor retards or gimp skilled players. I don't see why a cinematic, single player game can't accommodate retards or cripples.
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>>338182761
Very disableist of them to act like I'm disabled.
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>>338195787
Shit retort loser. Seriously, why should they live? They are a sap on society with no potential to do anything worthwhile.

>Inb4 e-e-dgy
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>>338195529
People with obvious disabilities from birth, ea. missing legs/arms, serious mental illness should be aborted.
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>>338195943
like I said before, uncharted isn't a good game to begin with, but it still makes the game even shittier
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>>338189420
Raiden was so cinematic, what with that 3 second intro until I was shooting the shit out of everything and all.

Metal Slug too.

Or Captian America and the Avengers.

Fucking off yourself. Linearity is fine but I don't play action games so every 10 seconds I'm forced to walk so it feels like I'm watching a movie.

I hate this modern trend of "cutscenes are bad."

In a cutscene, like in Devil May Cry, you have a specified time to take away my player agency and do something cinematic and entertaining. After that I expect to play a video game, not be slowed down every 10 seconds to listen to some retards talk.

But hey, that story telling is "the future."

What amazes me the most about all of this is they actually handled it BETTER in The Last of Us, where you had minimal forced walking, talking while jogging, then uninterrupted action sequences.

One step forward and two steps back I guess.
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>>338195365
me too, played the first but there's no point actually blowing $60 for a story.
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>>338195848
that life is fleeting and it makes no difference in what makes think you're better than everyone else?
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>yfw you just want the human race to one day "git gud" enough to ensure its survival.

>offer solutions that will mitigate the number of malfunctioning people who suffer throughout their entire lives

>get scolded for thinking critically about the future of the human race by overly emotional plebs with no foresight.
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>>338195529
They should go on killing sprees?

I don't know, that doesn't seem like a proper reaction to being disabled.
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>>338196037
They should be fined for not aborting too. Worst thing is when they let them reproduced
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So a cripple acknowledges living vicariously through another person's life to escape reality because it's a video game yet you need more races+females because people have issues relating to characters? The fuck is this nonsense?
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>>338196391
killing retards isn't going to help us discover FTL travel or terraform Mars.
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>>338196389

Because some people value their lives and other people don't.

Those who value their lives and legacies should be exempt from the suicidal madness.

Any ethical system that results in you devaluing your own life is intrinsically flawed.
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>>338196391
Senator Armstrong pls...
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>>338196414
They can cripple other people = cripple buddies

>>338196391
agree
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>>338196391
There's a couple of continents full of them.
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>>338193417
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>>338182761
I couldn't get through it without laughing
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>>338196570
It actually could. Need to get that shit out of the gene pool. Have less people wasting time and effort of these fucks
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>>338196662
I would go mad living in such a sterile, empty place. Even the dictator areas seems empty
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>>338186242
Underrated post.
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>>338196768
I was more shocked
looked like a parody
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>>338196770
Our funds could go to NASA instead of HFCS.
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>>338196391
For humanity to git gud we'd have to off anyone with extreme ideals, including ourselves and only leave the hardworking and the innovating alive. Everyone else must be purged.
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>>338182761
>we're not judged by how we look but the things we do
>plays games where you're a chad mcbeefcock who more or less plays the game for you
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>>338189014
HOW DARE YOU
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>>338196570

Selective pressures need to exist, otherwise our species will continue to stagnate.

In the resulting evolutionary "atrophy", it's only a matter of time until we succumb to the fate of over consumption, over population, or another catastrophic event.

Right now, human race is filling up all the seats for the greatest trainwreck in recorded history. All aboard!
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>>338189420
>I'll take level design and actual gameplay over that trash any day.
Left: PC game
Right: Console game

Now be a good little moron and shut the fuck up.
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>>338182761
>"our games require a high level of proficienty"
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>>338194582
>I wish more games took a DDR approach and just let me disable that shit.

So you just want to stand there to win?

We are just getting lazier, and lazier
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>>338192336
The ones who aren't are the ones who pass so you don't know.
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>>338197086
What if the innovative go in the wrong direction and fuck everything up? They need to be guided
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>>338197304
I meant the freeze arrows. You can disable freeze (or "hold" arrows) in the settings so that you just have to hit the initial step instead of holding it down. Would normally be a non-issue to just work with but a lot of arcade stomp pads are in really bad condition and don't register the hold well even if you put all your weight into it.
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>>338194631
He would destroy me in CS Holy fuck
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>>338195529
All right this is too much. I've never seen so much violence and hate just because a person is different. Aren't you ashamed to
encourage suicide ? Maybe you should do like Naughty dogs : Accept their difference and help them in their life.
Not every one is bornt healthy like you FUCKING FAT AMERICAN BOY.
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>>338194282
FUCKING THIS.

FUCK NAUGHTY DOG AND FUCK THOSE KEKS COMMENTING ON JEWTUBE.

Pic fucking related
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Are you really complaining about Uncharted being accessible? It's fucking Uncharted it was already casual shit.
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>>338197086

>suicidal "solution"

Nope, you have been logically compromised.

You can thank the USSR for your current mental state.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hWYgPDVX_8
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>>338194470
So this is the neo-/v/ that's been spoken of.
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>>338197518
C.U.C.K.S
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>>338197518
That is a webm
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Is there anything the charming , talented and intelligent Naughty GODS can't do?
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>>338188679
I honestly chuckled when I heard his voice
I fucking hate this place
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>>338197253
>Left: Doom
>Right: Doom 3

FTFY
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>>338197253
That's nice but to proceed through the average doom level without glitches, you had to follow a distinct path everytime. You are forced to find key cards in a very specific order, with no allowance for varation. The levels were just as linear as modern ones. If you posted wolf 3dMaps you'd have a better point.
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>>338197672
How embarassing.
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>>338197518
That is a lot of frosting.
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>>338197494

>aren't you ashamed to encourage sucide

I don't see how it's any different from encouraging alcoholism, smoking, or being a liberal pleb who's destined to be a burden on everyone else around them until they die.

Suicide, as unpleasant as it may sound, can have a positive net effect on the lives of everyone around a person.
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>>338186242
work harder :)
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>>338197473
Guided by who? Us retarded channers? Besides a truly innovative person will actually do what's best for humanity outside of their bias.
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>>338196391

I can't believe how self absorbed these mentally ill cripples are. So much time and resources wasted on nothing.
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>>338197543
this. it's the jerry bruckheimer of video games.
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>>338197494
Kill yourself, retard
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Why are you so fucking asspained by this?

Like holy shit it's like ND came to your house once day and killed your family
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>>338197947
Oh god no not 4channers, redditors.

No they wont. That is not part of innovating
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>>338182761
Those comments
>How could anyone dislike this??
>Mad xbones lol xD
>Thank You Naughty Dog!!!

Fucking retards
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>>338197494
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>>338183473
Licking Guy.
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>>338198191
Why are you ok with a company wasting time and resources on one person? A person who has done for the human race and does not deserve anything special
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>>338194282
why not simply make a mode for him where it more or less plays itself? bayonetta did it.
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>>338182761
>he didn't save the image as "typical console player"
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>>338198554
That's exactly what they did, you mong
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>>338198516
>A person who has done for the human race
Nothing* ?
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>>338198554
At that point, you might as well make it a full blown movie. What else can you remove and dumb down in uncharted before you are just sitting there watching it play itself?
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>>338198598
>hurr PC is teh best!!1
If anything, that's what the typical PC gamer looks like, only with Cheeto residue smeared around his/her gullet
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>>338198636
That was odd
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>making your game accessable to literal cripples

thats not how you push gameplay forward
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>>338198598
>>338198801
Cut the crap and call it casual audience
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>>338198416
>people are retarded because others get to enjoy the game too
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>>338198621
they did? seems like they combined easy mode with normal mode.
>>338198769
that's clearly what some people want. might as well give it to them. what harm does it do? I don't get why devs are so reluctant to do this though. why not make a difficulty that's just balls to the wall hard? literally hurts nothing and doesn't even require much more time/effort.
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>>338194282
It's optional, you have to activate it in the menu.
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>>338199027
Starts off optional, always does. Look at autoaim. Games are slowly making it maditory
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>>338182761
why exactly can't he mash a button?
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>>338199027
Does it effect multiplayer?
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>>338182761
i feel like an asshole for complaining about the linear shit on it, but still that fucking tranny niggress is just stupid.

>>338183220
>differently abled
they are disabled people, the part that matter PEOPLE, they are people, and thats what matters, and they are disabled, but they are PEOPLE, like you and me.
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Uncharted 4 reminds me of Indiana Jones 4 a bit. With all that dumb drama with Drake's family, it reminds me of Indy getting old and arguing with the mother of his son.
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>>338197518
what the fuck is wrong with her eyes? is she wearing contacts?
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>>338182761
>critically acclaimed by both journalists and gamers
>apart from one clickbait reviewer and most of /v/
>/v/ desperately trying to find anything to criticise the game
>"l-look at this one screenshot that looks bad!"
>"they made the game accessible to a disabled person, what a joke!"
>"i-its a movie!!"
>"a woman beats up drake! Femenusm pandering!"

I thought the game itself was only OK, but this level of anal devastation is unbelievable. Not even Bloodborne had /v/'s collective anus tied in such knots. This is hilarious
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>>338199324
>People like you and me
Except we can contribute to society while they sit in their own shit and gurgle loudly
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>>338199007
>others
You mean retards/cripples.
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>>338182761
> A literal retard made Uncharted 4
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>>338199410
Maybe.
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>>338199372
that almost lines up.

except temple of doom is dogshit and uncharted 2 is the best.

also last crusade is best indy movie.
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>>338182761
The worst thing about all of this is they used to as fucking advertising. Plenty of games have added shit like this without the need to make some fucking video about it. I fucking hate what Naughtydog have become
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>>338199440
why do you have to contribute to society?
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>>338197518
That vanilla milkshake looks tasty.
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>>338199440
american reading comprehension at its finest, dont worry, you might be mentally disabled, but you are still people like everyone else.
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>>338199440
Most of /v/ probably belongs into the 2nd group
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Uncharted was literally designed for retards.
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>>338199597
naughty dog was never that great.
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>>338199642
Because you are a part of it fool. You are using tools from human society right now. Stop being a leech and contribute back. That is how the human race works
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>>338193417
lmao
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>>338197518
>you will never fill a full glass of vanilla milkshake for your girl.
>she will never drink it all and smile after drinking it.
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>>338199697
The fucking irony
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>>338199803
many groups of people don't contribute.

children, disabled, elderly, etc.

no one expects anything of them.

if my shitty job is replaced by a machine there's not a lot I can do about it.
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>>338199769
At least they used to innovate for gaming. Now its pathetic pandering
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>>338199285
It's limited compared to the single player options. You can switch the left and right stick, have the camera auto align with the direction you're moving, toggle aim, and repeat button presses for melee.
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>>338199854
who gets off on that shit?

makes me vomit. I can watch bukkake videos until the cows come home, yet when they start putting it in a glass for the girl to drink I immediately want to puke everywhere.
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>>338199803
this
how do you expect rich people buy yachts and luxury things if you dont work?

everytime you dont contribute to society Donald Trump cant buy a $20 Coffee.
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>>338199932
Children grow into contributers
Elderly have already contributed
Retards _____

At least you tried contributing and did for a period of time. 10 times more than aby retard ever did
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>>338183640
I think the one with the deep voice may be a tranny
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>>338197645
Bukkake is cuckoldry now? What?
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>>338199932

Well maybe national political discussions should be about the ethics of automating people's jobs instead of being transfixed on "toilet politics" that only apply to .1% of people.
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Sony.......for the retards....amazing
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>>338200125
>only way i can contribute is to suck rich people dick
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>>338182761
>Our games required a high bar of proficiency
>This was a bad thing
Fuck this industry. I want off.
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>>338200135
there simply will be more people than need for work/jobs. this is a fact. you may not like it, but things are going to change. I don't see any problem with it. not like the shitty facotory jobs/running video stores/whatever gave anyone doing them a sense of pride or purpose. no one is meant to work 10 hours a day in a dark dank factory.
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>>338195529
>implying they can pull the trigger

They can't even mash X or hold the right stick for fucks sake.
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>>338200102
So, in other words, when dick is offscreen?

I think that just means you're gay.
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>>338200551
Contributing to society doesnt purely mean working a job. It can meam doing community work for example
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>>338200175
I was trying to call people on youtube cucks, and it was changed to kek.
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gee thanks naughty dog, this all inclusive product really warms the cockles of my heart. i really didnt enjoy playing games anyway, as long as the retards can enjoy it then it was worth every penny.
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>>338197757
And you had to figure that path out.
Good luck getting the console babbies to do that.
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>>338200242
Read Anthem by Ayn Rand.
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>>338200102
>>338200647
FUCKING DESTROYED
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>>338197757
>Mazes are linear if you really think about it, guys.
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>>338200819
>read
>Ayn Rand
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>>338199428

That's all it is. It's an ok game. If you looked at the Metacritic score or read the hyperbolic bullshit being vomitted out by the press, you'd think it was the second coming of the messiah.

Instead it's a generic 3rd person shooter with a generic Hollywood blockbuster story but it looks good on new TVs so the idiots flock to it. Then people say "oh but it's just a review, why do you care?", I care because its economic and critical success will lead to people imitating it when the game is representative of the creative stagnation in the industry. You play it for ~12 hours, beat the campaign, go to bed, wake up the next day and theb play a different game. It has no powerful messages, no interesting gameplay hooks, no unique contributions to the medium. It's the result of analyzing marketing trends and carefully designing a game that is for everyone and no one, it's a game for corporate stockholders and lawyers. I've been browsing /v/ somewhat daily since Uncharted 4's release and nearly every discussion surrounding it is centered around its graphical fidelity or it being overrated. The game is so bland that it has absolutely nothing else for people to talk about.

Also, Bloodborne is godly. My displeasure with Uncharted has nothing to do with it being a PS4 exclusive. I wish people would stop comparing the two since they're on opposite sides of the universe in terms of design, story, and gameplay.
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>>338200789
Post that on the video. I double dog dare you.
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>>338200647
no, it's on screen.
what videos are you watching?
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>>338182761

His options for food sure weren't limited amiright guys
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>>338200951
>I hate the author so I won't bother reading her fiction even if it brings up some valid points
>le jews
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>>338198516
>>338195529
>>338196037
>>338198085
>>338199440
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>>338201103
Ha. Good one.
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>>338200728
it doesn't make sense to change all these aspects of a society, yet still expect them to function like they did in the old days. we're not some small tribal community anymore. if anything machines are returning us to our true nature again, except with less struggle/danger now. maybe we were always meant to just sit around all day.
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>using disabled people to promote your product

thats almost female ghostbusters tier.
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>>338183220
you're a retard, straight up.

Making games "more accessible" to people that can't play them correctly makes everyone else have a shittier experience. It sucks these people can't do it, but guess what? They can't do a lot of fucking shit that would suffer if made "more accessible" to them as well. Have you ever been to a movie where a deaf person has "requested" full subtitles? It's the worst fucking thing for normal people. Just bright yellow text pops up everywhere on screen with "BIRDS FLAPPING" and "DRAMATIC MUSIC" over characters faces.

In video games this shit comes in as basically playing the game for you. You don't need environmental awareness because the game points enemies out for you. You don't have to be skilled at aiming, because the game aims for you. You don't need to be skilled manipulating the character because the game now does it for you. You no longer have to press the right buttons at the right time to fight characters because you can just hold down attack.

Worrying about whether or not a disabled person can play your game and building gameplay around that means they are going to make a much more simplified game. At what point do you say "ok, well, this person is way too fucking disabled to play our game. He has no legs, no arms, and he's deaf and near blind. I know, let's make our game just vibrate a whole lot and flash bright colors so EVERYONE CAN ENJOY IT."
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>>338201162
does stephen hawking play uncharted
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>>338201162
He wasn't born a cripple. He's fine. Retards at birth won't excel at anything important. He had an advantage. It wouldn't be right to kill off guy who got a brain injury later in life, but you won't get to bond with a retard if you kill it before you give it a name at birth.
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>>338201162
Literally one.
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>>338183930
>>338186605
>>338188405
>>338188940
>>338189895
>>338190141
>>338192236
>>338194612
Ever since GamerGate invaded this site, things were never the same... You guys used to respect trans people, now all you do is be an asshole to them... Fuck you 4chan, I'll never visit this website again.
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>>338201363
Nice bait, queer
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>disabled guy first points is that it provides escapism
>second point is that he's free from being judged

How do any of these points apply to Uncharted more than any other game? They just paid a disabled guy to shill their game, with the exception of being piss easy, the game doesn't cater to the disabled anymore than any other game.
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>>338201294
No he's an intellectual

He just shitposts about them despite never actually playing them
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>>338200135
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>>338201162
I was refering to people born retarded. Valid point though
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>>338201162
I remember him being an outstanding member of society before he was wheelchair bound. Doesn't prove your point.
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>>338201162
>not born a cripple
>brilliant genius
>designed all his own disabled shit
>doesn't waste time playing video games
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>>338201363
I found a picture of you
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>>338201435
i'm imagining stephen hawking dictating the latest memes to a supercomputer to post on 4chan
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>>338200968
be honest I liked the shooting and I felt that for the first time it was genuinely great, but there just wasn't enough of it. Uncharted 2 was a bit of a guilty pleasure for me and even though pretty much all the combat mechanics are better in Uncharted 4 it just doesn't play as well. Every time you kill a bunch of enemies you have another 10 minute traversal section so theres no sense of pushing through against the odds or that shoreline even give a fuck about killing you.

Besides that the main reason I got the game was to play co-op later on, I really loved the coop in U2 and U3, the horde mode in U3 was one of the best I've seen in a game too.
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>>338201162

Hawking is a very special case.

He was already a successful and brilliant scientist when he learned of his slow degenerative disease.

Stephen Hawking spent years planning for his eventual paralysis and designed all the assistive tech he needed ahead of time.
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>>338201278
Our true tribal nature was to work together
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>>338183220
you need to watch this video and think about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h67k9eEw9AY
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>>338182761
>>338183640

>being surprised that liberals and jews along with cultural marxists would choose to infiltrate the newly popular form of entertainment for the masses

They're not even trying to hide it anymore.

There will be an uncharted 4 DLC where you play as a black man voiced by idris elba btw

You can see this stuff everwhere if you work in the industry, but it's impossible to call it out with the federal govenment constantly redefining what a "minority" is under the discrimination acts
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>>338182761
Games have had colorblind options before, as long as these are options then what's the issue? There's nothing wrong with giving handicapped people options, as long as they remain options and aren't the default.

It's a good business move because these options can expand your customer base and look good in the media.

All this stuff is only recently too, so to say it's why the entire series is linear is shitposting and throwing disabled people under the bus. Do you know how hard it is to pick up disabled people from in front of a bus?
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>>338201162
He was able bodied until he was struck down by an illness.

Euthanasia is different topic and he seems to have decent quality of life.
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>>338201721
my contribution has been outsourced to a robot.
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>>338201363
No, we just made a coantainment for them.
>>>/lgbt/
They're pretty good about staying there. A lot better than /pol/.
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>>338201673
Plus he cheated on his wife with a nurse while he was in hospital already partially paralysed, what a baller
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I think what is the most startling about this is that they used their PR to get people to buy the game with this. Makes them seem pretentious.
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>>338201363
Why should I respect this man more than another?
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>>338201534
He contributed far more in the wheelchair than out of idiot.
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>>338201818
>not playing as Idris Elba.

Sure he's reaching meme levels of popularity but he seems nice.
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>>338196310
Playing as naked Raiden for an hour or so is far worse than any cut scene
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>>338202046
because he's not wasting his time "escaping" his handicap, his disability.
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>>338202046
Proof?
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>>338201286
This x100
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>>338197252
Entropy. Can't avoid physics
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>>338196391
I'm an assburger and I agree with you. I never should've been born. I can't function socially at all, I'm smart and self-aware enough to realise just how pathetic I am but it doesn't help me at all because the second another person talks to me or looks at me my brain shuts down and I act like a fucking retard.

What makes things worse is that despite being a helpless retard I was able to earn the qualifications to work in IT at home but I can't even use them in the real world because I sperg out in interviews, and the one time I did get hired I wasn't able to interact with my boss or other employees properly and ultimately ended up abruptly quitting after having a huge panic attack from the stress; which I didn't even want to do but it was already too late by the time I came to my senses.

I was literally born without any of the basic natural knowledge that humans have, I wasn't able to talk properly up until I was five when I started receiving speech therapy, and I struggle to do physical activities that aren't really basic because I don't even have a clear understanding of how to move my body. Why people justify the existance of someone like me, someone that will never live a satisfying life, and will never know how it feels to have friends, a lover, or children, is beyond me. I think it's fucking disgusting that selfish do-gooder types would rather have me suffer a miserable meaningless existence than make the small sacrifice necessary to end these defects.
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>>338195529
how is shooting you going to help him?
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>>338201726
He's an idiot. He's always like.. ALMOST THERE but then fucks up terribly.

He's trying to say old white men coined those terms and we all know that's bullshit. It's liberal faggots and women that "soften" language because it hurts their feelings. No old white men.

It's just like louis ck. It's hilarious but then goes off the rails with his retarded "WHITE MEN ARE EVIL" bits.
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>>338202238
He is wrong. A quick google search shows he made most his publications after 1970 and became wheelchair bound before said date, although he wasnt fully immobile yet by then.
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