My hotel's as clean as an Elven arse!
SO I KICKED EM IN THE HEAD TILL HE WAS DEADHA HA
>>338173460
That's NYAHAHAHA, anon.
Theeeeese walls contain the woooorld's knowledge!
I SERVE THE FLAMING FIST
'Ello Pal!
So sayeth the wise Alundoooo
Is this the most problematic game of all time? I'm still waiting for Beamdog to remove all the triggering content and male characters before I watch a let's play of it.
>>338173307
First thing I do in every playthrough is go into the in and beat the shit out of everyone on the 2nd floor
>>338174535
Go away and take your obvious bait with you.
Don't touch me PEASANT! I might catch something...
>>338174636
>a joke is now obvious bait
no
>>338173307
Away with you beggar!
>Quaffs a potion
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IRxq3PY.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
HEYA
COME SEE ME, SWALLOW FLAMING KNIVES!
I can dance on the head of a pin as well!
>>338175270
Yokata..
SPARE NO ONE!
GET me OUT OF this heLL HOLE
faster than chiktikka fastpaws
I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.
ME WILL SMASH YOUR FACE
>>338175671
I always wondered who or what Chitikka Fastpaws was.
Our RULES...are very strict!
NESTLED ATOP THE CLIFFS THAT RISE ABOVE THE SWORD COAST, THE CITADEL OF CANDLEKEEP
>>338176096
>have Algernon's Cloak
>charm every single person in chapter 1 Candlekeep so I have an army of mooks gathered by the gate
>spawn three Sarevoks
>watch the slaughter
WAH- I, uh I mean.. yes?
>>338176414
>Jaheira leaves if you dump Khalid
>Khalid fucking sucks
>strip Khalid of all his gear
>send him out into the woods near Nashkel
>he is killed by a bear
Then I removed him from the party and she didn't mind. Came by like four hours later and saw his corpse still there.
>>338176414
>He beat jaheira in the novel.
Come in poor, walk out rich!
>>338177193
>Khalid ever beating anything
Yer a long tongued lout ain't cha!
>>338177193
beat her as in Domestic violence or as in outmached?
>>338180867
Domestic violence.
BG novel is comedy gold.
But how clean is an elven arse?
What game?
>>338181470
bait
>>338181470
Jackie chan the stunt master
Montaron! I... I never loved you!
I do not understand this mouse magic that makes me do your bidding.
No one crosses the Shadow Thieves and liiives...
>>338176096
What do you mean a citadel? What city does it overlook?
>>338183904
it houses the finest collection of tomes on the face of Faerun
>>338181701
>>338182124
No I actually have no idea what game this is.
>>338176846
>Khalid fucking sucks
i found him to be a good shield, he was hardly dying against enemies and he's a cool guy.
i find it disturbing you can even go fuck jaheira in bg2
Waterdhavian creatures.
AHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh
>>338174759
And put a pleat in there that would make daddy proud, if you know what I mean.
>>338184972
YOUUUUURRR TIIIIIIIME HAS COOOOME
YOU MESS WITH ME, YOU MESS WITH YOU!
>>338184547
Kinda want to play Neverwinter again just to see Hordes of Underdark expansion stuff again. Really hate that plague town at the beginning of original campaign though and I never feel comfortable to just make new char for expansion.
>>338185502
Canonically, the hero of the vanilla campaign and the the hero of HoU is two different people. The latter is the same as the one from Shadows of Undrentide (which starts at level 1).
>>338185502
You don't play the same character in the expansions that you do in the original campaign.
And if you never played any of the fan modules for NWN, you really should do that.
There's a sucker born every minute, and you are right on time.
>>338184972
why were there loads of them in Candlekeep again?
>>338184517
>i find it disturbing you can even go fuck jaheira in bg2
Why? Are characters not allowed to move on?
Is there a way to play IE games with 32bit color? PST and iwd2 have graphic glitches in that mode, so i have to play with ugly 16bit.
EE(iwd, bg1-2) versions are fine.
Heya!
Hey sexy! Do ya want to take a look at me diddies?
>>338175010
A man of experience, I see.
>>338185958
>>338186047
I've forgotten lot of stuff over the years it seems. Might actually install those games again and start from Undrentide then. Might try those fan modules too.
>>338186260
Sarevok hired them for his highjacking of the iron throne´s original plan, and since he knew you would be in candlekeep, he probably tried to eliminate you after doing his bidding in killing rieltar.
>>338187794
>Might try those fan modules too.
If you do, I recommend Tales of Arterra.
