>Weeb Party Candidate: Hideo Kojima. Created of the Metal Gear Franchise and current head of Kojima Studios.
Mr. Kojima stresses the need for /v/ to return to its Japanese inspired roots. If elected he promises to make moves to return /v/ to a new golden age of Japan-centric content discussion inspired largely by eastern games and influences.
>Normie Party Candidate: Phil Spencer. Gaming Enthusiast. Current head of Microsoft Xbox.
Mr. Spencer rose to popularity when he replaced Don Mattrik, who had previously resided over Xbox during the now infamous Kinect era and Xbox One reveal. Spencer has been responsible for what many believe to be positive policy changes for the Xbox One, such as the implementation of backwards compatibility and cross play between competing platforms, such as the Playstation 4. Spencer stresses unity as his number one concern and promises to bring /v/ together so that it can move forward beyond console wars as one.
>Dudebro Party Candidate: Cliff Bleszinski. Former director of Epic Games and current head of Boss Key Produsctions. CliffyB as he is commonly known is well renound and respected for his roll in the creation of the Unreal Tournament and Gears of War franchises. He has stated that "games are not movies and thus should not be treated as them". If elected he has promised to usher in a new golden age of gaming where cinematic gaming takes a back seat to difficulty, clever level design, and replayability. He has also referenced the dying Asian gaming market as a call for Western devs to take up the mantel and show real leadership in the industry.
Who are you voting for, /v/?
CliffyB
Anime was a mistake
>>338154336
None, i'll abstain from this shit.
Cliff
Make video games great again
>>338154336
Kojima
Phil spencer is the only logical choice
We need unity
>>338154598
Based
>voting in an obviously rigged election
>people will vote for Hackjima after the monstrous letdown that was The Phantom Pain
#NeverKojima
>>338154336
>/v/
>Japanese roots
Stopped reading there. No, /v/'s roots were liking terrible, objectively outdated d&d simulators and calling them "crpg's" in order to mask the fact that they are basically just vn's with number thrown on top. Also, you're a newfag.
>>338154836
4chan is a Japanese image board
Soencer
>>338154336
normie and dudebro essentially the same thing
and how is kojima stuff weeb? metal gear is hardly "anime" at all
this thread is retarded
>>338155087
Cmon anon. Have some fun for a change.
Honestly if Spencer carries the PC state, he has this in the bag
>PC
75 electoral votes
>Nintendo
50 electoral votes
>Sony
30 electoral votes
>Sega
20 electoral votes
>Microsoft
12 electoral votes
>iOS
4 electoral votes
>android
3 electoral votes
>>338154336
http://www.strawpoll.me/10253466
Why was this not in the OP?
>CliffyB is an SJW
>Kojima is an interactive movie producer
I vote Spencer.
>>338155518
Spencer will get everything except Sony and Nintendo
Landslide victory
>>338155551
>Strawpoll
http://poal.me/7s1xix
Also now with an option to write in candidates
>>338155876
This won't end well
So basically...
Kojima = Clinton
Spencer = Sanders
CliffyB = Trump
>>338154336
I have always been a #longlifeweeb, but I can't believe the sorry state of the party if Kojima is their candidate
#neverkojima
>>338155987
>CliffyB-Trump
You what? CliffyB is the exact opposite of Trump. The only dev closest to Trump is the one not on the ticket, which is Kamiya
Real question.
Does anyone actually take Spencer serious on anything he says?
He throws up this whole unity charade and pretends he's always happy for Sony but I find it hard to believe he's not just still a corporate shill in disguise.
>>338155876
IT'S A NAIL BITER!
Kojima is a westaboo.
Kojima is trash.
Metal Gear Solid is trash.
Cinematic gaming is trash.
>>338154336
>well renound
>>338156523
Shhhhh
>>338154336
>Kojuma is weeb party and not Westabo party
shit thread
>>338156317
>>338156661
stop samefagging
>>338156207
I can't take him seriously because I'm pretty sure that he's said that MS will focus on PC now like 5 times, and then proceeded to do nothing for PC.
I don't care if MS bothers with PC or not, just don't blatantly lie to us.
>>338156736
Nope. I'm not the other guy, but I agree with him. Kojima is literally the biggest westie dev around. He makes American video games in japan.
cuck party candidate anthony burch
>>338156768
This summer almost every notable Xbox One release is coming to the windows store.
Only major exception is Halo 5, but the MCC is coming.
>>338154336
CliffyB is going to make vidya great again
>>338156979
he was replaced
>>338157225
This
>Kojima being beaten by everyone, including Anita
THIS IS A CNN BREAKING NEWS UPDATE
CNN can now confirm that /v/ Presidential outsider candidate, Hideki Kamiya, leads in the early polls. Kamiya leads with 5 votes compared to 1 each for candidates Cliff Bleszinski and Phil Spencer while Weeb Party candidate Hideo Kojima hasn't gathered a single vote. Other outsider candidates, Todd Howard and Anita Sarkeesian, candidates of the Mountain Climber and Trigger Parties, also have 1 vote each. We can't predict a winner yet but so far Mr. Kamiya has come out with a commanding lead early.
>>338157675
what is Kamiya's platform even
Id vote Kojima God of mankind just to spite you edgelords
>>338157821
To tell everyone to fuck off with stupid questions and let him make his vidya games,
Who would Sakaya support?
>ITT
Cliff Blezinski circlejerking/samefagging
Gears Of War was fucking garbage
>>338157675
This is a Fox News special alert!
We would like to remind all viewers that CNN has been indicated of fudging poll results and news stories for more publicity. Viewers should not take them seriously or ever watch their programs.
Also, anyone that names their son "Wolf" clearly doesn't love them.
>>338158275
I agree, it's baffling how faggots pretend that shit was never anything more than a garbage 3rd person Halo with horrible mechanics.
>>338158414
>i have never played gears of war
>>338154812
TPP was good, fallout4 was the real letdown.
There will never be a predominantly asian president, ever.
>>338156396
Nice samefagging!
>>338154336
Fuck I don't want neocons like Spencer but I hate weeaboos and cliffy B isn't a very smart guy
shit candidates
>best looking
>also creates actually good vidya
>>338156396
>he doesn't agree with me so he must have never played the game!!!
Stop being a delusional faggot, I have Gears 1 and 2 and had no desire to be bored to death with a shoddy campaign that tells a weak story and fucking jelly blood.
mods should ban anyone who wants to vote cliffy b
>>338158875
You tell him brah!
We're real gamers that understand story is important in games!
Last of Us should win GOTY AGAIN!
>>338158279
THIS IS A CNN NEWS ALERT!
FOX anchor Megyn Kelly has been indicted of being a massive cunt and needs get the fuck outta my face or I'm gonna smack a bitch up.
>>338158414
You have to be retarded. Aside from the fact its a microsoft exclusive/shooter. The comparison really isn't there.
I'm not defending the game, just don't be retarded.
>>338159036
It honestly should, stay mad you're overrated steroid alien garbage is hopefully only getting one more game that tells practically no new """"""""""plot"""""""
>>338158859
good taste
>>338159224
>don't be retarded
I'm shitposting, I have virtually less than 1% of concern towards if I sound retardeD. It's not even the worst shitpost that will be posted on /v/ or this thread within the next 10 minutes, watch.
Other than that, Gears fucking sucks, the vehicle missions from GOW1 was fucking horrendous.
THIS IS A KEY RACE ALERT
It has now been 1 hour since the polls closed and we can now predict that Nihon Stronk Party candidate Hideki Kamiya will win big and become the new President of /v/.
Kojima is the only way to go
A NEW PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE HAS JOINED THE RACE
It's d̶e̶e̶z̶ ̶n̶u̶t̶s̶ Jontron
Kojima wins again!!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10253466/r
Sony always wins baby.
>Kojima has the Sony Lobby
Literally already won.
JAPATARIAN PARTY
Nomura will take the Kojima vote and take down the Weeb Party.
>>338159067
Shepherd Smith reporting live.
Earlier today Wolf Blitzer failed his drug test. It is now estimated that the man's blood is nearly 12% pure crack cocaine.
A Warrenton has been issued for his arest.
CNN has so far declined to comment
>>338159805
That poll doesn't allow write in vote choices as outlined in the Constitution therefore that poll is null and void.
>>338161495
>this faggot really thinks the constitution really still matters
You're adorable, really.
>>338161756
Hillary please.
>Weeb Party
>candidate is a massive westaboo
>>338159805
I DEMAND A RECOUNT
>>338155087
>hardly anime at all
>giant robots
>cyborg ninjas
>"it's like on of my japanese animes"
>rocket punch
>anime posters plastered all over motherbase
>main protag has hamfisted japanese heritage
>the President of the United States dual wields katanas
>I LOVE YOU TODOITE
>>338162019
>Republican Party
>candidate is a fascist
>Democratic Party
>candidate is corrupt as fuck
Sooo what's your problem then?
>it's a thinly veiled kojima thread
>>338163115
What's the guy in the back looking at?
