>be me, 12 y-o
>have a younger 8 y-o bro who I regularly play Street Fighter 2 with (his name is Simon btw)
>main Zangief
>go to the playground with Simon one day
>there is that autistic kid living near us who everybody called the Little Sammy, because there alredy was an older Sam on the other street
>that little shit loves bullying everyone
>he comes closer to us
>Little Sammy has a belt in his hand
>ohshit
>whips the ground, starts screaming and chasing my brother, trying to hit him
>lands a few hits on Simons back
>decide to step in
>"Sammy, fuck off from my bro or else you will get it"
>that little shit lunges at me, hitting me in the face with the belts metal part, it hurts like shit, nose almost broken
>beastmode.exe
>remember my Zangief skills
>grab Little Sammy
>literally suplex him into the fucking swingset
>later that week his crazy-ass granny tried to yell at me because he had a huge bleeding wound on the forehead
Have you ever used your vidya skills irl anon?
>be me
Kill yourself redditchanner
I saw a kid use the Sub Zero finisher on a dude once in a fight
>be me
As opposed to?
>>338145685
Did he rip the guys spine off?
>>338145713
Someone who isn't a massive faggot.
>>338145827
You sure look like one with your reddit tier thread
>>338145923
OP here, that wasn't even me you idiot. Stop pretending that you are an oldfag and calling everyone Reddit. Also, the >be me shit was around since 2004.
Op getting his thread shit on by taking the redditor bait.
>>338145629
>be me, 19 y-o
>been playing Dark Souls for months
>walking home from gym
>a black knight pops out with a knife
>"gimme yo purse"
>fuck no
>last bonfire was like 19 years ago
>turn around
>start fat-rolling until he gets tired and goes back to his position
>later hear a guy got stabbed and the black knight was shot down by the police
>>338145769
>>>338145685
>Did he rip the guys spine off?
All my keks. Was waiting for this question.
>>338145685
so... he has ice powers?
>>338146027
Greentexting stories were not even popularized until late 2007
>play simcity 2000 when I was 6
>simcity 3000 when I was 10
>simcity 4 when I was 15
>spend thousands of hours total on these games
>be 25 years old
>people talking about lack of housing and how we need to build more tall apartments in our city
>use simcity knowledge to tell them that it's not that simple
>explain that we would have to overall infrastructure, increase school capacity, increase police force and medical services, public transit, etc
>people think I'm smart for knowing this stuff
Eh, not really anything special.
Ever since The Walking Dead's meat locker bit I keep a single coin in my wallet specifically for unscrewing things, if I ever need to.
>be le me
>general knowledge quiz
>ez
>>338145629
>be me, 3 y-o
>brother gets Sega megadrive
>I beat all his games before I even learn to spell my own name
>fast-forward
>2016
>see this thread
>use my sonic the hedgehog skills
>gotta go fast
>leave the room
>leave my house
>collect the master emeralds
>turn into super anon
>run literal rings around OP, calling him a faggot IRL
Literally just did this
